Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Mixed Opinions On Roeder At Norwich!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st October
Has Shay Had A Re-think?
- Newcastle United Wed 31st October
Toon Striker On His Way Back?
- Newcastle United Wed 31st October
Sam's 'Long Ball' Game Suffers With Viduka Absent Again!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st October
'Dastardly And Mutley' Not Welcome At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st October
Toon News - Man Utd And Bolton Fixture Changes!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st October
Oscar Cardozo Interest Casts Doubt Over Owen!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st October
Allardyce Didn't Carry Out His Threat With Babayaro!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th October
Smith And Given 'Pushing The Boat Out'?
- Newcastle United Tue 30th October
A Guiding Light To The Toon Kids! NOT!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th October
Beye - One Toon Player Willing To Be Counted!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th October
Biggest Hint Yet - Taylor Back For Mackem Game!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th October
If Sam Doesn't Know His Best Team - Who Does?
- Newcastle United Tue 30th October
Roeder Set For The 'Relegation Hat-Trick'!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th October
Bramble Set For Yet Another Change?
- Newcastle United Tue 30th October
A Warning As Fans Face Libel Claims!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th October
Where Has The Passion Gone?
- Newcastle United Tue 30th October
McClaren Pops In To Check On Owen - Or Say Goodbye?
- Newcastle United Tue 30th October
Taylor Gets Backing From The Master!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th October
Blatter Picks 'Sex On The Pitch' Brazil For 2014 World Cup!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th October
Should Leicester Have Gone With Ex-Toon Boss?
- Newcastle United Mon 29th October
Childish Mackems Will Feel Backlash!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th October
Ex-Toon Manager Set For International Stage!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th October
Youngster Fail To Aid Allardyce Battle With Wenger!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th October
Have Bolton Got It Wrong AGAIN?
- Newcastle United Mon 29th October
Allardyce Had Better Get It Right Before We Go To Mackem-land!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th October
Toon Jinx For Hammers!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th October
Sir Bobby Says 'Goodbye'!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th October
Allardyce's Wing-less Flops Take Us Back 40 Years!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th October
Big Sam's 'West Ham Inspiration' Fails At Madejski!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th October
Relegation 'Double' For Boro And Mackems?
- Newcastle United Sun 28th October
Coppell's Luck Of The Irish!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th October
Allardyce Says Penalty Could Have Changed The Match!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th October
Owen Will Move 'If He Wants To Go'!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th October
Allardyce Lays Down The Law ... In English!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th October
Allardyce Wants To Put Record Straight!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th October
Team line-ups v Reading
- Newcastle United Sat 27th October
Reading 2 Newcastle United 1
- Newcastle United Sat 27th October
FootyMAD's Reading match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 26th October
Toon's 'Worst Performance'!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th October
Off-Colour N'Zogbia Wanted To Play On!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th October
Allardyce Still Unsure About Left-Back Spot!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th October
Newcastle's 'Anywhere Man'!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th October
Threat Hanging Over Nicky Butt!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th October
Toon Goalkeeping Union Stand By Their Man!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th October
Allardyce Goes To Court!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th October
Martin Jol - Writing Was On The Wall At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th October
Allardyce Explains Why Taylor Was Dropped!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th October
Viduka Fails To Make Trip!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th October
Big Sam Wants 'Results Not Entertainment'!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th October
Barton Ready For The Challenge!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th October
Berbatov Latest!
- Newcastle United Thu 25th October
Reading v Toon - The History
- Newcastle United Thu 25th October
Lesson For Allardyce At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Thu 25th October
'The Rain In Spain' Is Not For Cacapa!
- Newcastle United Thu 25th October
Toon Army On The March!
- Newcastle United Thu 25th October
Ex-Toon Star Takes Over At Bolton!
- Newcastle United Thu 25th October
Allardyce Was Right About Benitez!
- Newcastle United Thu 25th October
What DID Happen On Touchline At Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Wed 24th October
Forget What He Said - That WAS A Shearer Performance!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th October
Michael Owen - Not A Happy Bunny!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th October
Toon-Mad Berbatov Heading To Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Wed 24th October
So Much For The 'Allardyce/Martins Rift'!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th October
Toon Star - 'I Not Bothered If I Score Or Not!'
- Newcastle United Wed 24th October
Toon's 'Turkish Delight' Put Jenas In His 'Goldfish Bowl'!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th October
Taylor Is Frozen Out Of Picture At Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th October
Barton Set For Skipper's Armband!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th October
Shay Given For Arsenal - Bet Yer Bottom Dollar!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th October
Souness For Bolton?
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd October
Life In A Goldfish Bowl For Spurs Star!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd October
Jol Set For Sack!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd October
Emirates Stadium Gets Nod Ahead Of St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd October
Have We Found The New Moncur?
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd October
Ashley's Toast To The Geordie Boys (And Girls)!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd October
Allardyce On Keegan Trail!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd October
Sex On The Pitch At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd October
Is There A Place For Duff?
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd October
Worst Spurs Team Since The 7-1 In 1997!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd October
Butt And Martins Star In Spurs Humiliation!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd October
Team line-ups v Tottenham Hotspur
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd October
Newcastle United 3 Tottenham Hotspur 1
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd October
FootyMAD's Tottenham Hotspur match preview
- Newcastle United Sun 21st October
London Boys Come Calling At St James'
- Newcastle United Sun 21st October
Tragedy For Local Rivals!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st October
Rugby World Cup Leaves Impression On Toon Star!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st October
Smith Rues Yellow Cards!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st October
Emre And Martins Heading To Serie A?
- Newcastle United Sun 21st October
Owen Shuns Move Away!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st October
Allardyce Blasts Back At Doubting Fans!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st October
Roeder Failure Cost Sam His Target!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st October
The Box-To-Box Player Sam Needs In The Side!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st October
Toon Striker Pays The Price!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st October
Allardyce Under Pressure?
- Newcastle United Sat 20th October
Not Just McClaren Fighting For His Job!
- Newcastle United Sat 20th October
Spurs Ace Wants To Stem Toon Start!
- Newcastle United Sat 20th October
Sam's Backroom Boys Not Having Much Success!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th October
Ferdinand - National Media Out To Get Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th October
Ashley Will NOT Buy Tottenham!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th October
Bad News For Toon - 'Calamity' Misses Monday's Fixture!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th October
Ramage Prays For Full Recovery!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th October
Owen's England Stroll Good News For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th October
Allardyce - Spurs Have Turned The Corner!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th October
The Man Who DOESN'T Want European Football!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th October
Will Allardyce Take England Job?
- Newcastle United Fri 19th October
Bent Issues Warning To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th October
Gartside Taking Bolton Down To Championship!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th October
Mort Takes Sam's Side In Owen Predicament!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th October
Mort 'Proud To Be A Geordie'!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th October
Harper Back To Square One!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th October
Srnicek Hangs Up His Gloves!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th October
Allardyce Won't Stand For 'Attitude' From His Players!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th October
Crouch 'No Go' To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th October
Shearer - It's Time For McClaren To Go!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th October
Shay Will Be Watching Euro 2008 On TV
- Newcastle United Thu 18th October
Allardyce Gives Player A 'Rollicking'!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th October
Tottenham Can Expect Tough Time At SJP!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th October
Ex-Toon Striker Off To Australia's A League!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th October
Player Sent To Sunderland As 'Punishment'!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th October
Toon Youngster's Future Looking Grim!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th October
It's Official - Middlesbrough 'Biggest Dump In Britain'!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th October
Forget Bobby Thompson - The NEW Toon 'Little Waster'!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th October
'Drop Owen' Says The Pepsi King!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th October
Taylor A Giant Amongst The Kids!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th October
Barton Must Wait!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th October
Another Blast From Bellamy
- Newcastle United Wed 17th October
If Sven Wants Owen He'll Have To Dig Deep!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th October
Owen-Allardyce Rift Getting Out Of Hand!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th October
England Bank On Toon's Jonny Wilkinson!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th October
Bolton DISASTER! But You Have To Laugh!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th October
Don't miss the action!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th October
Newcastle Chase Celtic Star!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th October
Spurs Could Have Klinsmann As Manager When They Arrive!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th October
Aaron - Forever The Optimist!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th October
Southgate Has Backing - But NOT From The Smoggies!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th October
What Are The Boo Boys Up To?
- Newcastle United Tue 16th October
Milner Willing To Sit It Out And Wait!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th October
Martins Leads The Charge!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th October
Troubled Times Ahead For Duff!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th October
Sir Bobby Predicts The Rise Of The Irish
- Newcastle United Tue 16th October
Shay Given: 'Defeat Was Terrible!'
- Newcastle United Tue 16th October
Toon Striker Needs Boot Up The Backside!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th October
Toon Legend Says 'Ashley Is No Fool!'
- Newcastle United Mon 15th October
Real Madrid Defender Confident Of Toon Move!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th October
Allardyce's Cause For Concern!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th October
Owen Not The Only One With 'Club Or Country' Problems!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th October
McClaren Says Owen/Heskey Partnership Has One Fault!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th October
Don't Remind Toon Fans About Artificial Pitches!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th October
Rift Between Owen And Big Sam Deepens!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th October
New Keeper Arrives At Newcastle
- Newcastle United Mon 15th October
Sam Goes Raiding At Bolton ... Again!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th October
Chemo Could End Robson's Link With Ireland!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th October
Shearer: 'What Is Owen's Crime?'
- Newcastle United Mon 15th October
Toon Legend Blasts UEFA Decision!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th October
Shearer Glad To Be Back Home!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th October
Best Chance Newcastle Will Ever Have To Split Top Four!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th October
Barton Ready For Call!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th October
Emre's Turkey Drop Valuable Points
- Newcastle United Sun 14th October
Shay Will Miss Out On Euro 2008!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th October
Geordie Jonny Does It Again!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th October
Allardyce ... Stop MOANING!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th October
Toon Top League!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th October
Owen Sees Out England Win ... In One Piece!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th October
Toon 'Mighty Trio' Reunited!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th October
Rooney And Owen - The Perfect Partnership?
- Newcastle United Sat 13th October
Shay To 'Stick One Up The Germans'?
- Newcastle United Sat 13th October
Dyer Will Make 'Complete Recovery' - Yep That's What They Say!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th October
Captain Marvel Leads England To Top Spot
- Newcastle United Sat 13th October
Lehmann Wants No 1 Spot But Shay Given Rumour Continues!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th October
Pedro Hails The Character Keegan Brought To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th October
Toon Confirm Striker Signing In January!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th October
Toon Fixture Changes!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th October
Allardyce Blames Media For Problems!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th October
Will Barton Take Armband From Geremi?
- Newcastle United Fri 12th October
Rotation System - Does It Work?
- Newcastle United Fri 12th October
Beye 'I Turned Down Champions League For Toon!'
- Newcastle United Fri 12th October
Toon Boss Has St George In His Heart!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th October
Ameobi Looking To Life Away From Tyneside!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th October
Emre - Will He Stay Or Go?
- Newcastle United Fri 12th October
If Owen Joins City He Will Be The Most 'Hated' Man On Tyneside!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th October
What Was Said To Owen?
- Newcastle United Fri 12th October
Speed Heading For Big Sam Reunion?
- Newcastle United Thu 11th October
Owen Given Russian Warning!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th October
Sir Bobby Under BIG Pressure!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th October
UEFA Set To Ge Easy Over Ten Seconds Of Madness!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th October
Owen Is NO Marcelino!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th October
Ince The Key To Roeder Future!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th October
Barton Right For Tottenham!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th October
Ex-Toon Star: 'Barton Is NOT Disrespectful To His Country!'
- Newcastle United Thu 11th October
Taylor In At The Bottom End Of Football
- Newcastle United Thu 11th October
Baby Blues For David Rozehnal!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th October
Keane Says Allardyce Has 'Gone Too Far'!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th October
The Venue That Could Halt Owen's Toon Career!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th October
Moncur Faces Toughest Battle!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th October
Shearer Inspired Owen's Quick Recovery!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th October
Harper Hopes Rise?
- Newcastle United Tue 9th October
Barton Over Another Hurdle!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th October
Toon Fans Did NOT Boo Owen!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th October
Defence Looking Tighter?
- Newcastle United Tue 9th October
The Man Who Bought Luque!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th October
No Top Seed For Toon Anymore!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th October
Roeder Goes Into Hiding!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th October
UEFA Cup Draw
- Newcastle United Tue 9th October
Scots Rocketed By Ex-Toon Defender Injury!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th October
O'Brien Called In To Replace Toon Defender!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th October
Kilbane Won't Forget St James' In A Hurry
- Newcastle United Tue 9th October
Given's Closest 90 Minutes To Toon Glory!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th October
Toon Better Than 'Mickey Mouse' Bolton!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th October
Owen Dig? 'I Haven't Been Bought To Play For England!'
- Newcastle United Tue 9th October
Braveheart Owen Has Big Sam VERY Worried!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th October
Owen Wanted To Play Full 90 Mins Against Everton!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th October
Moyes Took Chance - But It Backfired!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th October
'No Go' For Ex-Toon Goalkeeper!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th October
Sam Tactical Brilliance Gains Praise From Ex-England Star!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th October
Emre - That's For The Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th October
What DID Owen Say To Johnson?
- Newcastle United Mon 8th October
Newcastle Utd NOT For Sale - PERIOD!!!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th October
Was Owen BOOED Onto The Field On Sunday?
- Newcastle United Mon 8th October
Do Toon Fans Want Owen To Play For England?
- Newcastle United Mon 8th October
Sven's Quick Answer To Barton Jibe!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th October
Jaaskelainen Threat Looms Large For Shay Given!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th October
Toon Skipper Could Lose Armband When Barton Returns
- Newcastle United Sun 7th October
Duff Has A Lot To Prove ... And He Knows It!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th October
Shearer Shirt Keeps Toon Striker On His Toes!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th October
Beye Pace Will Be To Newcastle's Advantage!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th October
Robert - 'I'd Love To Play For Toon Again!'
- Newcastle United Sun 7th October
Toon Winger Facing 'Burn Out'?
- Newcastle United Sun 7th October
Big Sam Stands Firm On Owen!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th October
Toon v Toffees - Team News
- Newcastle United Sun 7th October
Owen Replacement ... Is Replaced!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th October
Team line-ups v Everton
- Newcastle United Sun 7th October
Newcastle United 3 Everton 2
- Newcastle United Sun 7th October
FootyMAD's Everton match preview
- Newcastle United Sat 6th October
Roeder Set To Take Over At QPR!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th October
Viduka Nowhere Near His Best!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th October
Toffees v Toon - Always A Bitter Battle!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th October
Keeper Heads Out Of Toon In January!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th October
Allardyce Decides Today If Owen Plays For England!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th October
Owen And Duff Train In Secret
- Newcastle United Fri 5th October
Milner Owes His Toon Future To Viduka 'Snub'!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th October
Winner Of Our Shearer Book Competition!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th October
Bellamy Follows Owen's Lead!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th October
Joey Faces The Music!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th October
N'Zogbia Gets A Dose Of The Ricketts!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th October
Allardyce Still Testing The Water
- Newcastle United Fri 5th October
Warning To Everton Fans ... Take Your Coat!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th October
Gazza Back In Black And White!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th October
Celtic IDIOT Could Ruin Champions League Hopes For Hoops!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th October
Owen Will Play - Regardless What Allardyce Says!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th October
Neville 'I Joined Everton To Play In Champions League'
- Newcastle United Thu 4th October
Barton Has City Fans Spitting Blood!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th October
Smoking Scousers Get The Boot!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th October
The Answer To Big Sam's Prayers!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th October
Troisi Gets International Call Up!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th October
Beckham For Mackems - The Latest Twist!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd October
More McClaren Woe - Owen Out For A Month!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd October
Not The Toon Punch Up The Media Wanted!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd October
Back To The 'Posh Seat' For Stevie!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd October
Toon Boss: 'Senior Players Don't Want To Play For Me!'
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd October
Allardyce Faced Major Decision With Faye!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd October
Sam No Nearer Sorting Out Toon Defence!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd October
Owen For West Ham £17m?
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd October
Everton Could Be Lambs To The Slaughter At St James!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd October
'I'm The Man To Replace Owen!'
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd October
Toon Star: 'Toon Army Lack One Thing ... Patience'!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd October
Everton Tough Task For Sam's Battered Troops!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd October
'Viduka Threat' The Reason Kasper Missed Toon Match!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd October
Barton - 'Will He ... Won't He?'
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd October
The Next Cup Newcastle Will Lift Will Be The ....
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd October
Owen: 'I'm NOT Superman!'
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd October
Allardyce Way Off The Mark With Arsenal Jibe!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd October
Will Allardyce Get The Five Years He Wants?
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd October
Sam Wants To Do It 'The Man Utd Way'
- Newcastle United Mon 1st October
Sam's Job More At Risk Than Benitez's!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st October
N'Zogbia A 'Luxury' At Away Games?
- Newcastle United Mon 1st October
Celtic 'Bad Boy' Wants To Partner Viduka!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st October
As We Predicted ... Freddy Comes Out Fighting!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st October
Our Thanks To The Mackems, Dundee ... And The Rest!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st October
Owen To Decide - Club Or Country?
- Newcastle United Mon 1st October
Barton Suffers Major Setback!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st October
Ex-Toon Stiker Takes Over At Championship Club!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st October
Bramble: 'I Was The Scapegoat At St James Park'!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st October
Milner Takes Positives From Eastfields Lesson
- Newcastle United Mon 1st October
What Changed Allardyce's Mind?
- Newcastle United Mon 1st October
Allardyce 'We Made City Look Good'!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st October