Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Hodgson Happy With England Win
- Newcastle United Sat 31st May
McDermott Leaves Leeds
- Newcastle United Sat 31st May
England 3 Peru 0
- Newcastle United Sat 31st May
Ashley Won't Be Forced Into A Corner Over Cabella!
- Newcastle United Sat 31st May
Colback Chooses Hammers Over Magpies!
- Newcastle United Sat 31st May
Former Mackem Tips England To Beat Uruguay
- Newcastle United Sat 31st May
Krul Gets His World Cup Dream!
- Newcastle United Sat 31st May
Toon Defender Goes Under The Knife
- Newcastle United Sat 31st May
Yanga-Mbiwa's Wage Demans Too High!
- Newcastle United Sat 31st May
Mackems Fined For Infringing FA Rules!
- Newcastle United Sat 31st May
Debuchy Move To PSG A Step Closer
- Newcastle United Sat 31st May
Santon Wants Toon Stay
- Newcastle United Wed 28th May
Why Would Remy Tell Lies About Pardew?
- Newcastle United Wed 28th May
QPR Want Taylor In Cut Price Deal!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th May
Another French Player Refused To Play For Toon!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th May
Pardew Body Language Gives It All Away
- Newcastle United Tue 27th May
Shola 'Proud' But Did He EVER Win Over The Crowd?
- Newcastle United Sat 24th May
Academy Has Produced NOTHING Under Pardew!
- Newcastle United Sat 24th May
Pardew To Off-Load SEVEN French Players!
- Newcastle United Sat 24th May
Will Banners Be Ready For Sociedad Game?
- Newcastle United Sat 24th May
Ashley Won't Change Structure To Sign Gomis!
- Newcastle United Sat 24th May
Toon Flops To Play In Champions League?
- Newcastle United Sat 24th May
Sir Alex Used Newcastle To Get Better Wages!
- Newcastle United Sat 24th May
Follow The World Cup On NU-MAD!
- Newcastle United Sat 24th May
Seven Years Of Ashley - Happy Anniverary!
- Newcastle United Sat 24th May
Simpson, Barton And Hughes Back In Premier League!
- Newcastle United Sat 24th May
Ba - Newcastle Is Not An Option!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd May
Lennon For Newcastle? Imagine Shearer's Face!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd May
Remy Talks To Liverpool!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd May
Dummett - You Did Well Son!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd May
He Turned Us Down ... But ...
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd May
Ginola - Sack Pardew!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd May
50% Won't Renew Season Tickets!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd May
Suarez To Miss England Game?
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd May
Simpson And Barton - Their Chance To Return!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd May
Selling Santon Can Only Be Good For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd May
Toon Offered Another De Jong (For God's Sake!)
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd May
Toon's New Target - Top Seven!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd May
Most Gutless Player Ever To Wear A NUFC Shirt!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd May
Krul Waits For The Word!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd May
Colback Fears Newcastle Fan Backlash!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd May
Toon Keeper The Hero!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd May
Good To Spend Another Season In Jockoland!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd May
Ashley Won't Entertain Greedy Frenchman!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd May
Does Zola Offer Tempt Ashley?
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd May
Lennon Quits Celtic!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd May
Ginola Wants Stability
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd May
Moyes In Fight!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd May
End Of The Road For Bellars
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd May
Most Amazing Excuse Ever To Leave A Club!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st May
Former Toon Star Gives Warning To England Boss!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st May
Shepherd Blames Tight-Fisted Ashley!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st May
Smith Becomes A Magpiie (Once Again)
- Newcastle United Wed 21st May
Hammers Fans Not Happy About Big Sam!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st May
Injury Keeps Cisse At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st May
Buy French - Buy Trouble!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st May
Toon Shirts At Wembley But Geordie Boy Spoilts Party
- Newcastle United Tue 20th May
Geordie Legend Hangs Up His Boots
- Newcastle United Tue 20th May
Only One Club For Noble And It Ain't Toon!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th May
Shearer Writes Off England Chances!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th May
Toon Forgotten Man Trains With Rooney!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th May
Carver Is Well Wide Of The Mark With Fans!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th May
He Wants To Leave Cos He Didn't Get A Birthday Card!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th May
Everton Or Newcastle For Colback?
- Newcastle United Tue 20th May
Newcastle £8m Bid Knocked Back!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th May
Heed Tried To Walk The Ball Into The Net!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th May
Burnley Head-To-Head With Hull For Shola!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th May
From Magpies To Magpies For Former Toon Star!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th May
Don't Rule Out Ferdinand For Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th May
Bent Would Never Be A Success At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th May
Newcastle Doesn't Interest Milner
- Newcastle United Mon 19th May
Newcastle Chase Cleverley!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th May
Could Lennon Replace Hughton?
- Newcastle United Mon 19th May
NUFC - Flagship For Sports Direct!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th May
Irish Keep Faith With Struggling Toon Defender!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th May
Man Utd Name Manager!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th May
Tino On The Sex Scene Again
- Newcastle United Sun 18th May
Follow The Toon Boys In Brazil With NU-MAD!
- Newcastle United Sun 18th May
Geordie Boys Don't Need Passports This Year!
- Newcastle United Sun 18th May
Shola Snubs Pardew Offer!
- Newcastle United Sun 18th May
Pardew Won't Go French ... But Then Again ...
- Newcastle United Sun 18th May
Pardew Expects The Worst When Ben Arfa Leaves!
- Newcastle United Sun 18th May
De Jong Has 'Left The Building'!
- Newcastle United Sun 18th May
Toon v Terriers Pre-Season
- Newcastle United Sun 18th May
He Makes Steven Taylor's Bum Look Small!
- Newcastle United Sun 18th May
Santon's Italian Reputation Could Get Big Bucks!
- Newcastle United Sun 18th May
One Massve Mistake
- Newcastle United Sat 17th May
Nolan Gives Support
- Newcastle United Sat 17th May
Gosling Goes To Bournemouth!
- Newcastle United Sat 17th May
Sherwood gets the boot!
- Newcastle United Tue 13th May
Danny Simpson heads to Wembley
- Newcastle United Tue 13th May
Do we stand a chance?
- Newcastle United Tue 13th May
Shoal the victim of referee wanting the headlines!
- Newcastle United Tue 13th May
Ashley tells fans Pardew is staying!
- Newcastle United Tue 13th May
Cisse Lay-Off Nothing New
- Newcastle United Sat 10th May
Ireland For Ireland?
- Newcastle United Sat 10th May
Where Does The Fenerbahce Link Come From?
- Newcastle United Sat 10th May
Ian Rush (Head Up His Arsenal?)
- Newcastle United Sat 10th May
Ashley Uses SJP As A Playground
- Newcastle United Sat 10th May
Pardew Waits For Ashley's 'Opinion'
- Newcastle United Sat 10th May
Ferdinand Would Consider Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Fri 9th May
Remy Wants To Prove His Worth At Anfield
- Newcastle United Fri 9th May
Yanga-Mbiwa And Ben Arfa Miss The Plane!
- Newcastle United Fri 9th May
Pardew 'I Haven't Cured The Situation'
- Newcastle United Fri 9th May
Coloccini 'When San Lorenzo Lose I Am Sad'
- Newcastle United Fri 9th May
Pardew 'I Smiled Once'!
- Newcastle United Fri 9th May
Mackem Manager Of The Year?
- Newcastle United Fri 9th May
SIX Premier League Managers To Leave!
- Newcastle United Fri 9th May
Rodgers Ends Season Making Excuses!
- Newcastle United Fri 9th May
Even Ashley Tips Pardew For Sack!
- Newcastle United Fri 9th May
Mackems Are Staying Up!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th May
Cabaye Gets His Medal
- Newcastle United Thu 8th May
Geordie Boy Could Save Rodgers Skin!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th May
Pardew Cannot Draw A Line Under This!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th May
What Has Happened To Ferguson?
- Newcastle United Thu 8th May
Sorry Bob - 50,000 Geordies Are NOT Wrong!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th May
NUFC Yank Website Needs Reality Check!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th May
Toon Not Put Off By De Jong Flop!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th May
Rodgers Faces Mackem Dilemma
- Newcastle United Thu 8th May
Former Toon Boss With Title In His Hands!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th May
Coloccini Holds Meeting!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th May
Ashley In Breastfeeding Rumpus!
- Newcastle United Wed 7th May
Toon Psycho Gets Backing
- Newcastle United Wed 7th May
He Snubbed Sir Bobby ... Twice!
- Newcastle United Wed 7th May
Pardew Admits Transfers Are Out Of His Hands!
- Newcastle United Wed 7th May
Pardew & Ashley In Crisis Talks - Redknapp Next!
- Newcastle United Wed 7th May
Newcastle Academy Not Working! Ashley Asks Why?
- Newcastle United Wed 7th May
Pardew Set To Dump His Wide Players!
- Newcastle United Wed 7th May
Win At SJP Sealed Deal For Swans!
- Newcastle United Wed 7th May
Suarez Spoils Geordie Party
- Newcastle United Wed 7th May
There's Nowt Like Gatecrashing A Funeral!
- Newcastle United Wed 7th May
Atmosphere Scared Cardiff?
- Newcastle United Wed 7th May
Please Vote - NUFC Player Of The Season
- Newcastle United Wed 7th May
Good And Bad 24 Hours For Suarez
- Newcastle United Tue 6th May
Pardew Gets His Money!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th May
Mackems To Have Points Deducted?
- Newcastle United Tue 6th May
Colback Signing At 'Advanced Stage'
- Newcastle United Tue 6th May
Coloccini Will Honour Contract!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th May
Terry Mac On Geordies, Carroll And KK
- Newcastle United Tue 6th May
Taylor - We Have A Game Plan (Honestly!)
- Newcastle United Tue 6th May
Wenger - Did Remy Pay For His Ticket?
- Newcastle United Tue 6th May
Ashley Forced To Spend £60m On Players?
- Newcastle United Tue 6th May
Mackems Getting Carried Away With Shearer Link!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th May
Toon Revenge For Scouse Defeat In 1996?
- Newcastle United Tue 6th May
Toon Want Laziest Player In Premier League!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th May
Premier League Too Tough For Ferguson And Campbell?
- Newcastle United Tue 6th May
Shearer Can't Give Away His Season Ticket!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th May
Spurs Apologise For Dig At Liverpool And Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th May
Tyne-Wear Derby Next Season?
- Newcastle United Mon 5th May
Pardew 'Most Important Thing Is Getting Our Bonus!'
- Newcastle United Mon 5th May
Patronising Pardew Tells Fans Not To Forget Mackem Slayer!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th May
Pardew: 'I Got The Result Against Cardiff!'
- Newcastle United Mon 5th May
Ben Arfa v Pardew - Who Is Winning The Battle?
- Newcastle United Mon 5th May
'The Two People Who Can Save NUFC Are Talking Right Now!'
- Newcastle United Mon 5th May
Gazza's St James' Return Goes Badly
- Newcastle United Mon 5th May
Remy Seen At Arsenal!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th May
Gutierrez Hits Out At Manager!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th May
Heed Timing Couldn't Be Better!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th May
Toon 3 Cardiff City 0
- Newcastle United Sun 4th May
Solskjaer: 'Fight For What You Believe In'
- Newcastle United Sun 4th May
Difference Between Keegan And Pardew - GREED!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th May
Ashley's SS Troops On Patrol At SJP!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th May
Clarky Escapes By The Skin Of His Teeth!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th May
Toon Didn't Save Mackems - They Saved Themselves!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th May
Pardew 'Criticism From Fans Is Over The Top'!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th May
Pardew 'It's A Thankless Task!'
- Newcastle United Sun 4th May
A Warning For Pardew!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th May
Former Toon Star 'Give It To Giggs!'
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd May
Pardew - From Shoe Licker To Martyr!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd May
No Racist Abuse At Newcastle
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd May
Will There Be Any Fans Left For Pardew Speech?
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd May
How Will Williamson React To Humiliation?
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd May
Hands Off Warning To Toon!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd May
Come On The Heed!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd May
Clarky For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd May
Toon Player Puts Money Where His Mouth Is!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd May
What Time You Walking Lads - 60 Or 69 Mins?
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd May
Pardew To Settle For £10m Pay Off?
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd May
Benfica/Newcastle - The Difference A Year Makes!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd May
Keegan Would Return - If Ashley Sells Up!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd May
Choose Your OWN Headline!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st May
Pardew Cannot Get The Best Out Of Ben Arfa?
- Newcastle United Thu 1st May
Snodgrass To Choose - Toon Or Celtic!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st May
Pardew 'My Presence Made A Difference'!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st May
Pardew Desperate To Hit Ashley's Target!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st May
Toon Star Misses Out On Medal
- Newcastle United Thu 1st May
Is Remy Too Good For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Thu 1st May
Toon Legend Wants Pardew Sacked!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st May
Geordies Have Con-Man Pardew Sussed!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st May
If You Want To Boycott - Look At Lazio!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st May
Beardsley - Toon's Mr Fix It!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st May
Will Toon Boycott Work?
- Newcastle United Thu 1st May