Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Watford 1 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Mon 31st December
Rafa - Team Effort Over Skill
- Newcastle United Mon 31st December
Half-Way Report
- Newcastle United Mon 31st December
Rondon - Scoring Goals Is My Job
- Newcastle United Mon 31st December
Rondon - Different Man Utd Now!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st December
Rafa Tipped For Leicester Job!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st December
Fernandez Big Doubt For Wednesday
- Newcastle United Mon 31st December
The Parasite Answers Questions
- Newcastle United Mon 31st December
Rashford Misses Toon Clash
- Newcastle United Mon 31st December
Mackems Turn Down Ticket Request
- Newcastle United Mon 31st December
Rafa - Clubs Could Buy Their Way Out Of Trouble
- Newcastle United Mon 31st December
Rafa And The Magic Hat
- Newcastle United Mon 31st December
Was It All BOLLOX To Keep Toon Fans Happy?
- Newcastle United Mon 31st December
Rafa Benitez Praises His Newcastle Side Following 1-1 Stalemate With Watford
- Newcastle United Sun 30th December
Newcastle Linked With Leeds United Striker Kemar Roofe as Rafa Benitez Looks to Bolster Attack
- Newcastle United Sun 30th December
Newcastle Fans React on Twitter to Jamaal Lascelles Latest Performance in Draw at Watford
- Newcastle United Sun 30th December
Rafa Benitez Insists Newcastle Youngster Is Happy Despite Limited First Team Opportunities
- Newcastle United Sat 29th December
Watford 1-1 Newcastle: Report, Ratings & Reaction as Late Doucoure Header Salvages Point for Hornets
- Newcastle United Sat 29th December
Rolando Aarons Forced to Train With Newcastle Reserves Following Return From Slovan Liberec
- Newcastle United Fri 28th December
Rafa Benitez Laments Soft Penalty Decision During 4-0 Defeat to Liverpool on Boxing Day
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
Watford vs Newcastle Preview: Where to Watch, Live Stream, Kick Off Time, Team News & More
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
Rafa Benitez Explains Why He Dropped Salomon Rondon for Liverpool Clash
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
Liverpool 4 Toon 0
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
Klopp Says Toon Were 'Difficult To Break Down'
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
Rafa 'We Must Be Better Than Three Teams'
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
Toon's Biggest Loss At Anfield Since 1987
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
Rafa Up For The Sack?
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
Everybody ... BUT Liverpool!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
Debutant Blown Away By It All
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
He's One Of Our Own
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
He Wasn't First Choice Anyway!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
No Action For 'Dive'!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
Hardly Prolific ... Is He?
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
Toon Miss Out On Ex-Mackem
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
Rafa Thinks Reds Will Do It This Time
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
Toon Player Apologizes For Shocker!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
What The Hell Does He Know About Ashley?
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
Newcastle Preparing £10m Bid for Former Sunderland Striker Despite the Rivalry Between the Clubs
- Newcastle United Wed 26th December
Salomon Rondon Insists He Works Well Under Pressure After Deciding to Wear Newcastle No. 9 Shirt
- Newcastle United Wed 26th December
Newcastle Defender DeAndre Yedlin Gunning to Return to Starting XI After Recent Suspension
- Newcastle United Wed 26th December
Toon 0 Fulham 0
- Newcastle United Mon 24th December
Referee Blamed Again!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th December
Rafa The Italian
- Newcastle United Mon 24th December
Stats Make Poor Reading
- Newcastle United Mon 24th December
Team News For Boxing Day
- Newcastle United Mon 24th December
No Shots Against Fulham A Big Worry
- Newcastle United Mon 24th December
Klopp Hails Record
- Newcastle United Mon 24th December
Toon Facing 2019 Champions?
- Newcastle United Mon 24th December
Welcome To ... Anfield!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th December
Is Rafa Tipping Us For Relegation?
- Newcastle United Mon 24th December
Rafa Benitez Fires Direct Transfer Warning to Mike Ashley as Newcastle Face Relegation Dogfight
- Newcastle United Mon 24th December
Dwight Gayle Opens Door to Permanent West Brom Switch After Hat-Trick Against Rotherham
- Newcastle United Mon 24th December
Rafa Benitez Opens Up on Kenedys Newcastle Future After Admitting Form Concerns
- Newcastle United Mon 24th December
Rafa Benitez Insists Newcastle Were Denied a Clear Penalty During Goalless Draw With Fulham
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd December
Newcastles Potential Transfer Move for Ritsu Doan Set to Be Scuppered by Japan Announcement
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd December
Alan Shearer Admits That the Referee Saved Newcastle in Their 0-0 Draw With Fulham
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd December
Rafa Benitez Left Frustrated With Newcastle Midfielder Ki Sung-yueng Poised for Asian Cup Duty
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd December
Newcastle Forward Gives Magpies Christmas Boost With Delayed Departure for Asian Cup
- Newcastle United Fri 21st December
Newcastle Linked With Four New Signings as Magpies Gear Up for January Transfer Window
- Newcastle United Thu 20th December
Newcastle Name the Price Leeds Must Pay to Sign Goalkeeper Karl Darlow
- Newcastle United Wed 19th December
Concern Over Newcastle Captains Fitness for Fulham Clash Grows Following Cast Photo
- Newcastle United Wed 19th December
Ian Wright Urges Newcastle to Tie Down Brilliant Rafa Benitez to New Long-Term Deal
- Newcastle United Tue 18th December
Sky Sports Reporter Reveals Positive Update on Potential Newcastle Takeover
- Newcastle United Tue 18th December
Rafa Benitez Discusses Possibility of Signing Salomon Rondon Permanently After Win at Huddersfield
- Newcastle United Mon 17th December
Rafa Benitez Praises Newcastle for Their Big Effort During 1-0 Victory Over Huddersfield
- Newcastle United Sun 16th December
Newcastle Face Possibility of Losing Ki Sung-yueng Over Festive Period
- Newcastle United Sun 16th December
Former Man City Executive Garry Cook Leading Group in Newcastle United Takeover Bid
- Newcastle United Sun 16th December
Huddersfield Fans Vent Their Anger on Twitter at Decision Not to Send Off Jamaal Lascelles
- Newcastle United Sun 16th December
Rafa Benitez Fires Warning to Captain Jamaal Lascelles as Crucial Christmas Period Approaches
- Newcastle United Sat 15th December
Newcastle Players Cancel Club Christmas Party With Team Still in Midst of Relegation Battle
- Newcastle United Sat 15th December
Newcastle Consider January Transfer for Galatasaray Star After Champions League Scouting Mission
- Newcastle United Sat 15th December
Huddersfield 0-1 Newcastle: Report, Ratings & Reaction as Rondon Seals Valuable Win for Magpies
- Newcastle United Sat 15th December
Rafa Benitez Named November Premier League Manager of the Month
- Newcastle United Fri 14th December
Rafa Benitez Given Transfer Assurances Despite Delays in Peter Kenyons Newcastle Takeover
- Newcastle United Fri 14th December
Mike Ashley Agrees Deal in Principle to Sell Newcastle United to Peter Kenyon Consortium
- Newcastle United Thu 13th December
Huddersfield vs Newcastle Preview: Where to Watch, Live Stream, Kick Off Time & Team News
- Newcastle United Thu 13th December
Rafa Benitez Desperate for Newcastle Hierarchy to Secure Club Record Deal for MLS Star
- Newcastle United Thu 13th December
Former Newcastle Defender Reveals Regret Over Joining Magpies After Injury and Lifestyle Problems
- Newcastle United Wed 12th December
Miguel Almirons Father Reveals Newcastle Have the Advantage Over Signing Atlanta Midfielder
- Newcastle United Tue 11th December
Rafa Benitez Calls for VAR Now After Controversial Decisions in Dramatic Defeat to Wolves
- Newcastle United Mon 10th December
Newcastle Fans Lambast Lazy Kenedy for Failing to Track Back for Wolves Winning Goal
- Newcastle United Mon 10th December
Toon 1 Wolves 2
- Newcastle United Mon 10th December
Toon Are 3rd Worst For Red Cards!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th December
Toon Set To Sign Frenchman!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th December
Perez Tells What Referee Said
- Newcastle United Mon 10th December
Every Defeat Rafa Blames The Referee!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th December
Yedlin Changed The Game
- Newcastle United Mon 10th December
Newcastle Face Injury Crisis as Three Magpies Could Miss Game Against Huddersfield
- Newcastle United Mon 10th December
Waddle Says Service To Rondon Is 'Hit And Hope'!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th December
Ex-Toon Legend Says Relation Will Be 'Touch & Go'
- Newcastle United Mon 10th December
Ashley Isn't Serious About Selling!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th December
Toon Kids Face Mackem Big Boys!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th December
Toon Fans In Amongst The Mackems?
- Newcastle United Mon 10th December
West Bromwich Consider Move for Newcastles Ciaran Clark in the January Transfer Window
- Newcastle United Sun 9th December
Newcastle 1-2 Wolves: Report, Ratings & Reaction as Doherty Snatches Win Deep in Stoppage Time
- Newcastle United Sun 9th December
Atlanta United President Speaks Out on Miguel Almirons Future Following Interest From Newcastle
- Newcastle United Sat 8th December
Michael Owen Makes Bold Prediction Ahead of Newcastles PL Clash With Wolves on Sunday
- Newcastle United Sat 8th December
Everton 1 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Silva Rues Missed Chances
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
'Fantastic Work' Says Rafa
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Pardew Ready For Return?
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Cup Tie Date Confirmed
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Ex-Mackem Heading To Toon?
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Ashley Boycott Called Off!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Road Closures At SJP
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Pickford Picks Himself Up For Magpies Game
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Best Toon Goalkeeper Since Krul?
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Newcastle Scouting Milan Forward Fabio Borini Ahead of Potential January Transfer
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Rafa Unmoved By Speculation
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Was Wolves Boycott Ever Going To Work?
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Would You Have Him Back?
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
He Is Going ... But When?
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Newcastle vs Wolves Preview: Where to Watch, Recent Form, Team News, Prediction & More
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Rafa Benitez Reveals What Caused Kenedy to Sit Out Newcastles Draw With Everton
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Newcastle Manager Rafa Benitez Happy With Point Against Very Good Everton Side
- Newcastle United Thu 6th December
Newcastle Have Agreed a Deal in Principle for MLS Star Miguel Almiron
- Newcastle United Thu 6th December
Peter Kenyon Yet to Provide Proof of Funds for Newcastle Takeover as Mike Ashley Looks to Make Sale
- Newcastle United Thu 6th December
Peter Kenyon Heads Consortium to Buy Newcastle as Mike Ashley Considers Four Bids
- Newcastle United Wed 5th December
Newcastle United Eyeing January Swoop for Real Madrid Goalkeeper Kiko Casilla
- Newcastle United Wed 5th December
Toon 0 Hammers 3
- Newcastle United Tue 4th December
Hammers Boss Praised His Strike Force
- Newcastle United Tue 4th December
Stick A Tenner On Former Toon Boss!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th December
Rafa Dig At Ashley!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th December
Blackburn In The FA Cup
- Newcastle United Tue 4th December
Info For Away Fans - Goodison
- Newcastle United Tue 4th December
Forget A Cup Run - It Ain't Gona' Happen!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th December
Can We Believe A Word Ashley Says?
- Newcastle United Tue 4th December
Ashley Under Fire From Shearer!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th December
Mike Ashley Reveals its Possible He Sells Newcastle Before Key January Transfer Window
- Newcastle United Tue 4th December
Picking the Best Potential Newcastle Lineup to Face Everton in Wednesdays Premier League Clash
- Newcastle United Tue 4th December
Analysing Mike Ashleys Latest Claim Surrounding Potential Sale of Newcastle United
- Newcastle United Tue 4th December
Newcastle Fans React to Brilliant Kenedy Social Media Post Aimed at Owner Mike Ashley
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd December
Juventus Eyeing Possible Move for Newcastle Goalkeeper Martin Dubravka
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd December