Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Kinnear Happy With The One Luxury He Has!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st December
Roeder Will Be First Casualty Of 2009!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st December
Toon Striker On The Move!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st December
Can The FA Cup Lift The Gloom At St James' Park?
- Newcastle United Wed 31st December
Don't Pile All The Blame On Coloccini's Shoulders!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st December
Barton 'Laughing His Socks Off' At Gerrard Arrest?
- Newcastle United Wed 31st December
Come On Joe - Do We Really Need Another Winger?
- Newcastle United Wed 31st December
Beye Out For Eight Weeks But Bassong Back!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st December
Sir Bobby Reaches £1m Target!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st December
Toon Defender With Mixed Emotions!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st December
Hull Set For Toon Backlash!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st December
Our Thanks To You All!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st December
Gerrard - The New 'Joey Barton'?
- Newcastle United Tue 30th December
The Day Ashley's World Fell Apart!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th December
KC Stadium The Success Darlington Longed For!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th December
Arsenal Set To Offer £8m For Shay Given!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th December
Gerrard Arrested After Toon Match!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th December
Former Toon Star 'Belted' By Own Team-Mate!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th December
Former Toon Striker Back On Mackemland!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th December
Kinnear Admits He Has To Address United's Problems Now!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th December
Edgar The Most Unlikely Of Scorers!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th December
Who Would You Vote For - Gerrard Or Given?
- Newcastle United Mon 29th December
How Good Was That Liverpool Performance?
- Newcastle United Mon 29th December
Beye Misses FA Cup Tie At Hull!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th December
Kinnear Tells Toon Fans To 'Forgive And Forget'!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th December
Liverpool Gave Kinnear A Lesson He Won't Forget!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th December
Gazza On His Last Legs?
- Newcastle United Mon 29th December
Call Time On Viduka - Toon Fans Have Had Enough!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th December
Team line-ups v Liverpool
- Newcastle United Sun 28th December
Ashley Returns To Grind Magpies Into The Ground!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th December
5-1 To Scousers; Ashley Back; Can 2009 Be Any Better?
- Newcastle United Sun 28th December
Scousers Put Toon To The Sword!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th December
Newcastle United 1 Liverpool 5
- Newcastle United Sun 28th December
FootyMAD's Liverpool match preview
- Newcastle United Sat 27th December
Spurs Want Former Toon Star!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th December
Kinnear Defends Owen!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th December
Bruce Praise For Kinnear Outburst!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th December
Shepherd Says Owen Has 'No Loyalty To Newcastle'!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th December
Juanito Plays Down Toon Link!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th December
Wigan Brings Unhappy Memories!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th December
Ashley Hints At Return - With Mort Back As Chairman!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th December
Team line-ups v Wigan Athletic
- Newcastle United Fri 26th December
Wigan Athletic 2 Newcastle United 1
- Newcastle United Fri 26th December
FootyMAD's Wigan Athletic match preview
- Newcastle United Thu 25th December
Owen Decision Says It All About A Man Who Will Never Be A Geordie!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd December
Kinnear Responds To Owen Contract Snub!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd December
Toon Striker Happy To Stay Another Year!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd December
Duff Happy To Put Pain Behind Him!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd December
Former Toon Star Gets Cancer All Clear!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd December
N'Zogbia Transfer Request 648!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd December
Upson Will Be Top Target In January!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd December
Owen Couldn't Lace Shearer's Boots!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd December
Toon Must Beat Mackems By Seven Goals!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd December
Toon Defender Gets Backing From Kinnear!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd December
Cumbrians Hold On To Toon Keeper!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd December
Kinnear: 'There Is Only One Thing Keeping Me In The Job'!
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd December
Redknapp Crying In His Beer!
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd December
Kinnear Says Owen Will Only Sign If Terms Are Right!
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd December
Kinnear: 'What Goes Around - Comes Around'!
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd December
Kinnear Kicked In The Cobblers!
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd December
Hughes Set For Chop As Ex-Mancs Struggle To Follow Sir Alex!
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd December
Kinnear: 'Did Anyone Expect Me To Stay As Long As This?'
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd December
The Journal Question Ashley And Owen!
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd December
Redknapp Afraid Of A Big Club? That's Why He Turned Us Down!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st December
Kinnear: 'We Are Expected To Win At St James' Park'!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st December
Toon Worthy Winners Of Award!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st December
Spartans Make It To St James' Park After All!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st December
Spurs Boss Wants Kinnear To Get Toon Job!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st December
Butt Set To Sign!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st December
It's Now Or Never For Guthrie!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st December
Dennis Wise Tipped For Return To Leeds Hotseat!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st December
Wise To Go - Ashley To Stay!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st December
Team line-ups v Tottenham Hotspur
- Newcastle United Sun 21st December
Newcastle United 2 Tottenham Hotspur 1
- Newcastle United Sun 21st December
FootyMAD's Tottenham Hotspur match preview
- Newcastle United Sat 20th December
Big Sam Back To His TRUE Level!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th December
Bassong The Toast Of Tyneside!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th December
Toon Bench Looking Stronger!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th December
Toon Warning To Spurs!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th December
Kinnear Upbeat That Owen Will Sign!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th December
Ashley Won't Compete With Man City If They Want Owen!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th December
Has Ashley 'Lost His Marbles'?
- Newcastle United Thu 18th December
Will Allardyce Walk Into Ewood With 25 Hangers-On?
- Newcastle United Thu 18th December
Sam Backed By Toon Connection!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th December
Council Puts Forward New Plans For St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th December
Kinnear Can Rule Out Gomis!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th December
Viduka - The Dean Windass Of Geordieland?
- Newcastle United Thu 18th December
No Glamour Signings - We're Looking In The Bargain Bin!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th December
Toon Veteran After Hartlepool Job!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th December
Xmas Carroll On Song!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th December
Former Toon Boss Says 'No' To Rovers!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th December
Could Good PR Land 19-Year-Old Toon Deal?
- Newcastle United Wed 17th December
'Sick Note' Wants To Run Out At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th December
Ashley TOLD To Keep Owen!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th December
Rovers Fans Vote For Allardyce!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th December
Bolton Snub As Butt Stays At Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th December
Guthrie's Special Moment!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th December
Will Spartans Take Offer Of St James' Park For Blackburn Clash?
- Newcastle United Wed 17th December
Allardyce Heading To Blyth!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th December
Why Are West Ham A Bigger Attraction Than Toon?
- Newcastle United Wed 17th December
Martins Touch-And-Go!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th December
Ince Sacked - Rovers Fans Want Former Toon Boss!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th December
Former Toon Striker Says Ince Didn't Know His Best XI!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th December
Riise Says 'No' To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th December
Owen Offered £25,000 Drop In Wages!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th December
Christmas Cheer For Geordies?
- Newcastle United Tue 16th December
Toon Legend Insists Owen Will Walk Out On Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th December
Toon Star: 'Producing The Goods At Home Is Our Problem'
- Newcastle United Tue 16th December
Spurs Injury Problems Can Only Boost Toon Hopes!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th December
Spartans Will Not Face Blackburn At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th December
N'Zogbia Happy To Be Back!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th December
Mackems Lift Silverware As Toon Count The Cost!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th December
Beardsley Enters The Frame To Become Manager!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th December
What Peanuts Will Ashley Offer Owen?
- Newcastle United Mon 15th December
Defoe Could Not Tie Owen's Boots!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th December
Big Sam Says Toon Career Could Cost Him!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th December
'Sick-Note' Woodgate Set For Long Lay-Off!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th December
Gomes Does Not Want To See Shay Given At White Hart Lane!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th December
If He Scores ... We'll Be On The Pitch!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th December
Top Four Would Not Take Owen!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th December
Kinnear Finally Learns The Winning Mentality!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th December
Guthrie Happy To Notch Number One!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th December
Team line-ups v Portsmouth
- Newcastle United Sun 14th December
Portsmouth 0 Newcastle United 3
- Newcastle United Sun 14th December
No Regrets For Toon Owner!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th December
Owen: 'There Are No Bad Boys'!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th December
Owen Goal 'Picks Off' Pompey!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th December
FootyMAD's Portsmouth match preview
- Newcastle United Sat 13th December
I Have News For Kinnear - He IS On Trial!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th December
Return Of The 'Magnificent Five' Could Be Premature!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th December
Owen Looking At Transfer Options!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th December
Former Toon Boss Picks Up Top Award!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th December
Jocks Up In Arms About Great Britain Team!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th December
'Magnificent' Taylor?
- Newcastle United Sat 13th December
Contract Is No Guarantee Kinear Stays!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th December
Upson For Toon? Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th December
Still Softly Softly With Injury-Prone Viduka!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th December
Toon After Shakhtar Donetsk Defender?
- Newcastle United Fri 12th December
Another Snub For Mackems!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th December
Toon's Central Midfield Problems Solved!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th December
Andy Gray Not Convinced Kinnear Is Doing A Good Job!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th December
Toon Legend Says Owen Has Made His Mind Up To Leave 'Madness'!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th December
The New Sicknote - Owen Or Dyer?
- Newcastle United Fri 12th December
Bookies Tell Toon Fans 'Joe Will Keep You Up'!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th December
What Kinnear Wants ... And What Ashley Gives Him ...
- Newcastle United Thu 11th December
Toon Learn Cup Draw!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th December
Former Toon Defender Snubs Stoke City!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th December
Clarky Gets Dream Job With Terriers!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th December
Newcastle's Future In Ashley's Wallet!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th December
Quinn Says Toon Could Rue Those Two Points Dropped!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th December
Toon Heading To Glory At Fratton Park?
- Newcastle United Thu 11th December
Man Utd Call Mackems 'Appalling'!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th December
Politics And Football - Two Uncomfortable Bed Partners!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th December
The Dream Ends For Former Toon Star!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th December
Odds Slashed As Keegan Linked With Sunderland!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th December
Sir Bobby Sent Toon Defender To Meet The Master!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th December
Butt Has Decision To Make - Toon Or Wigan?
- Newcastle United Wed 10th December
Ashley Wants Loan Signings!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th December
Shay Insists The Toon Are Not Too Big To Go Down!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th December
Toon Legend Set For Huddersfield Job!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th December
Are We Seeing The Modern Day Toon 'Class Of 1985'?
- Newcastle United Wed 10th December
Kinnear Counting His Wounded Troops!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th December
Toon Target Blames Players For Poor Results!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th December
Ashley Regime Convinced Milner To Move!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th December
Kinnear's Gob Gets Him In Trouble Once Again!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th December
Toon Fans 'Gutted' - Monkey's Heed Says 'No' To Mackems!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th December
Come On Ashley - Name A Stand After Sir Bobby!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th December
Toon Sick Of Pompey Chimes!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th December
Kinnear Says 'Sunderland Players Should Look At Themselves'!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th December
Trip To Bolton Switched!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th December
Ince Set For Chop! Souness Set For Sensational Return!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th December
Peter Reid - The Monkey's Heed - We Love You!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th December
Does Owen Want A New Contract?
- Newcastle United Mon 8th December
Pulis Says Toon Had The Better Quality But Not The Know How!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th December
Latest In The Relegation Dog-Fight!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th December
Ashley Finds A Buyer!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th December
Has Kinnear 'Called Time' On Owen?
- Newcastle United Mon 8th December
Does Hughton Need A Crash-Course In Maths?
- Newcastle United Mon 8th December
Jose Enrique Under Pressure At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th December
Kinnear Comes In On The Cheap?
- Newcastle United Sun 7th December
Will It Be 'Scary' Move For Owen?
- Newcastle United Sun 7th December
Owen Knows The Pressure Is On!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th December
Clueless Kinnear Blows It AGAIN!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th December
Ashley Slashes Price? Says Who?
- Newcastle United Sun 7th December
Kinnear Is The 'Mickey Mouse' (Car)Toon Character!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th December
Team line-ups v Stoke City
- Newcastle United Sat 6th December
Newcastle United 2 Stoke City 2
- Newcastle United Sat 6th December
FootyMAD's Stoke City match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 5th December
Toon Legend Says Roy Keane Is 'Finished'!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th December
Two-Faced Allardyce Is Back On The Scene!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th December
Stoke's Season On The Slide ... And Magpies Set For The Kill!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th December
Ticket Refunds - It Is Now The Law (Thanks To Spurs Fans)!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th December
Toon Warned Off Stiker!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th December
Fagan Forgives Guthrie Horror Tackle!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th December
Come On Joe - You're Not That Good!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th December
Toon Old Boys Set For Rocky Return To SJP!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th December
Keegan Begins Legal Proceedings!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th December
Newcastle Distance Themselves From Racial Chants!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th December
Kinnear 'I Invented The Missile Tactics'!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th December
Mido Claims Toon Chants 'Directed At Islam'!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th December
Tough Task Facing Skipper Taylor!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th December
Barton Six Weeks Away From Comeback!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th December
Hughton Says He Is Not A Failure As A Manager!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th December
Kinnear Defending Owen ... Or Himself?
- Newcastle United Thu 4th December
Who Is This NUSC 'Voice Of The Fans'?
- Newcastle United Thu 4th December
Toon Have Had This 'Throw In' Threat Before!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th December
Duff Wants To See Owen Sign A New Deal!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th December
Toon Concern Over Stoke Carling Cup Exit?
- Newcastle United Thu 4th December
Keane Quits Mackemland! Allardyce The Man For The Job?
- Newcastle United Thu 4th December
Woodgate Needs A 'Reality Check' - He Is Facing Relegation!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd December
Time Is Right To Face Stoke City!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd December
Given Sticks Up For 'Goalkeeper's Union'!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd December
Kinnear Plays Down Ashley's 'Sell To Buy' Policy!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd December
Kinnear Defends Decision To Substitute Martins!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd December
Given: 'At Least We're Above Sunderland!'
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd December
One Man Who Will Forever Be Mr Stoke City!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd December
Chelsea Madness Puts Pressure On Us All!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd December
Kinnear On Red Alert - Larsson Available For Free!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd December
Carr Retirement A Mystery!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd December
Martins 'A Storm In A Teacup'?
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd December
Fans To Welcome Ashley Back? Rule Us Out Of That!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd December
Viduka: 'I'm Only 80% Fit'!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd December
A Return To Merseyside For Owen? The Blue Side!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd December
Stoke Know All About Toon Upheaval!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd December
Mackem Game Switched To Sunday!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st December
Charlton Wonders Why Shearer Sticks With TV!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st December
Kinnear Insists 'All Signings Will Be MY Signings'!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st December
Bassong Even Has The Scouse 'Newcastle-Hater' Purring!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st December
Sunday Was A Fabulous Day For Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st December
Southgate Defends Newcastle United!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st December
Ant & Dec - Toon Celebs 'Get Me Out Of Here'!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st December
Viduka - 'Boro Game Could Have Gone Either Way'
- Newcastle United Mon 1st December