Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Who Would Have Thought It?
- Newcastle United Fri 31st October
Perez - Each Day I Get Better!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st October
Eeee I`s Like 1976 All Over Again!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st October
Pardew Still Buzzing!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st October
The Kid, The Shirt And That Special Moment!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st October
Pardew - Rodgers Won´t Surprise Me This Time!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st October
Pardew´s Top Ten
- Newcastle United Fri 31st October
Toon v Reds - Team News ...
- Newcastle United Fri 31st October
Inspiration From Pardew?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th October
It Was A Result That No-One Can Argue With
- Newcastle United Mon 27th October
Pochettino Cries Into His Beer
- Newcastle United Mon 27th October
It's Time To Give Credit!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th October
It's That Time Again - The Injury list Grows!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th October
Toot And Ploot Move In At Rangers!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th October
What Jewels In John's Collection?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th October
Pardew 'We Are Not Out Of The Woods'
- Newcastle United Mon 27th October
Clarky Set For Ranger Reunion At Blackpool?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th October
Former Toon Boss Hits Out At Use Of Raheem Sterling
- Newcastle United Mon 27th October
The Day That Ended Cabaye's Toon Career!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th October
Geordie Boy Picks Up Cup In Toon Colours!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th October
Newcastle Utd - Jury By TV
- Newcastle United Mon 27th October
Why Does Milner Get Flak From Toon Fans?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th October
Draw Will Take Us Out Of Relegation Zone
- Newcastle United Sun 26th October
Win Together - Lose Alone!
- Newcastle United Sun 26th October
Ashley Wins The Battle For Control Over Rangers!
- Newcastle United Sun 26th October
Toon Fans Miss The Adventure!
- Newcastle United Sun 26th October
Pardew 'Managing Spurs Must Be Difficult'!
- Newcastle United Sun 26th October
Gazza Back In Hospital
- Newcastle United Sat 25th October
Ashley Another Step Nearer Rangers Take-Over?
- Newcastle United Sat 25th October
Cisse Doubt For Spurs Trip
- Newcastle United Sat 25th October
Pardew Looking At Champions League?
- Newcastle United Sat 25th October
If Ever A Keeper Won A Match ...
- Newcastle United Sat 25th October
Pardew's 'New Cabaye'?
- Newcastle United Sat 25th October
Pardew's Chance To Prove His Point!
- Newcastle United Sat 25th October
Taylor Or Williamson? Your Shout!
- Newcastle United Fri 24th October
Colback's View On The Toon Army!
- Newcastle United Fri 24th October
Leicester Players On Higher Wages Than Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Fri 24th October
Donachie Faces Tough Task With The Monkey Hangers!
- Newcastle United Fri 24th October
Bowyer's Side To That 'Moment Of Madness'
- Newcastle United Fri 24th October
Chopra - Manager Material?
- Newcastle United Fri 24th October
Undertaker Returns Home
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd October
Is Perez Happy To Be 'Super Sub'?
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd October
Shola Looking For Return Home?
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd October
Graft Is The Very LEAST We Expect Steven!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd October
Yanga-Mbiwa Transfer Fee Not Cast In Stone!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd October
Is Charnley The 'New' Dennis Wise?
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd October
Lascelles Loan Deal Cannot Be Changed
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd October
Women And Kids Only?
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd October
A Star In Waiting At Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd October
Pardew Banners Are Not In The Bin!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd October
I Would Love To Know Bowyer's Side Of Story
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd October
Newcastle Fans Love ... Who?
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd October
Is Ben Arfa Hinting Pardew Was Right?
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd October
Will Marveaux Take A Wage Cut To Save His Career?
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd October
Living In The Shadow Of The Gunners
- Newcastle United Tue 21st October
When Tiger Tim Stunned The World!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st October
Gabby's Goal The Turning Point Of A Horror Start?
- Newcastle United Tue 21st October
Mackem Goes A Step Too Far!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st October
Will Taylor Make The Bench At Spurs?
- Newcastle United Tue 21st October
De Jong Hit With Another Bombshell!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st October
Who Is Right - Pardew Of Harry 'The Bung'?
- Newcastle United Mon 20th October
Mackems Dig Deep To Pay Travelling Supporters
- Newcastle United Mon 20th October
Shearer - 'One Step ... No More!'
- Newcastle United Mon 20th October
Obertan - The Cure Or the Cause?
- Newcastle United Mon 20th October
Pardew ''I Have Made Excuses''
- Newcastle United Mon 20th October
The Best News Pardew Has Had All Year ...
- Newcastle United Mon 20th October
Clarky Gets The Boot!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th October
Mackems Humiliated!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th October
Obertan 'The Answer'!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th October
Shearer Hits Back At Ashley Visit!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th October
Pardew Hails His Saviour!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th October
Pardew 'We Were Desperate'!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th October
Pearson Praises The Toon For Handling TV Situation
- Newcastle United Sun 19th October
Has The Pressure Lifted On Pardew?
- Newcastle United Sun 19th October
He Didn't Want To Sign For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th October
Taylor Plays Down Exit!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th October
New White Card And Sin Bin?
- Newcastle United Fri 17th October
Hughton Set For Fulham Job?
- Newcastle United Fri 17th October
Cisse's Problem Is In His Head!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th October
The Three Players Ashley Knocked Back!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th October
Toon Players Checked For Ebola!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th October
Pardew Looks At WRONG Stats!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th October
Pardew Rules Out Taylor
- Newcastle United Fri 17th October
Wise Would Have Been Loved By Geordies!
- Newcastle United Thu 16th October
Cabella 'I'm Ready To Bounce Back'!
- Newcastle United Thu 16th October
Toon Full-Back Pairing Return
- Newcastle United Thu 16th October
Krul Makes Recovery!
- Newcastle United Thu 16th October
Lovenkrands - Pardew Should Give Kid A Chance!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th October
Pedro Sees The Glass Half FULL!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th October
Pardew Making The 'Mistake Of His Life'
- Newcastle United Wed 15th October
Dummett On The Outside Looking In!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th October
Pardew Holds Back Taylor
- Newcastle United Tue 14th October
Pardew's Dutch Dilemma!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th October
Shearer Points The Finger Of Blame!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th October
You Know What They Say ... When The Team Aren't Playing Well ...
- Newcastle United Tue 14th October
Carroll Doesn't Want Newcastle Return!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th October
The Team Pardew Wants To Face ...
- Newcastle United Tue 14th October
Former Toon Boy Ready To Make History!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th October
Ashley Milks The Toon Army!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th October
Jonas Does Marathon!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th October
England Get There In The End
- Newcastle United Mon 13th October
Lennon Heads To Bolton - Not Tyneside!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th October
Shearer Sick Of Excuses!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th October
Ashley Stays In Toon For Big Cash Profit!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th October
Cisse And Tiote To Check Out In January
- Newcastle United Mon 13th October
Ferguson's Time Is Just About Up!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th October
Who Knocked Back Shola Request?
- Newcastle United Sun 12th October
Elliot To Face Leicester?
- Newcastle United Sun 12th October
Calls For Geordie Landmark To Be Touched Up
- Newcastle United Sun 12th October
Get Off Pardew's Back!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th October
Ashley Won't Take Carroll Back!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th October
Toon Keeper Return To Action Aged 55!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th October
Too Many Idiots Coming Up With Bizarre Ideas!
- Newcastle United Fri 10th October
San Marino Was Custom Made For Fraser!
- Newcastle United Fri 10th October
Rangers Fans Turn On Ashley!
- Newcastle United Fri 10th October
Toon Defender Gets His Deal!
- Newcastle United Fri 10th October
Seven Put Past Newcastle ... By Who?
- Newcastle United Fri 10th October
Back On Form ... After Leaving Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Fri 10th October
Hodgson Upbeat When Rest Of The Country Fears The Worst!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th October
Can Ashley Take Over Rangers With The Law?
- Newcastle United Thu 9th October
Stats Against Pardew Fending Off Relegation?
- Newcastle United Thu 9th October
Even In Troubled Times ... Newcastle Attract The People
- Newcastle United Thu 9th October
You Can Forget A Cabaye Return!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th October
Toon Defender To Join Valiants?
- Newcastle United Thu 9th October
Pardew - We Need To Make Changes!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th October
Toon Players To Get Private Prayer Rooms!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th October
What Now For Out Of Form Ferguson?
- Newcastle United Wed 8th October
Testing Time For Gouffran
- Newcastle United Wed 8th October
Toon Home Game To Be Played In Qatar?
- Newcastle United Wed 8th October
Ashley Swings The Axe At Rangers!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th October
Cabaye Misses Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th October
Dead-Ball Expert Set For Return!
- Newcastle United Tue 7th October
Elliot Looking For Move Away!
- Newcastle United Tue 7th October
Is Dummett Part Of Bale's 'Dream Team'?
- Newcastle United Tue 7th October
Chance For Cabella To Get It Right?
- Newcastle United Tue 7th October
Gibo Wants Some 'Stardust'!
- Newcastle United Tue 7th October
Ashley To Sell Yanga-Mbiwa To Pay-Off Ashley?
- Newcastle United Tue 7th October
Toon Still A Big TV Draw!
- Newcastle United Tue 7th October
Rangers Blow Chance To Leapfrog Toon
- Newcastle United Mon 6th October
Former Toon Boss Pulls No Punches!
- Newcastle United Mon 6th October
What Is More Damaging - Pardew Or Protest?
- Newcastle United Mon 6th October
Forget 'Wally With A Brolly' - He Is No 'Yes' Man!
- Newcastle United Mon 6th October
Ashley 'Stuff The Fans!'
- Newcastle United Mon 6th October
Forget It Pardew - We Ain't Gonna 'Calm Down!'
- Newcastle United Mon 6th October
Janmaat Misses Two Games With Hamstring Problem!
- Newcastle United Mon 6th October
Wise: 'Why Should Ashley Talk To Geordies?'
- Newcastle United Mon 6th October
Pardew Or Redknapp - Neck And Neck In Sack Race!
- Newcastle United Mon 6th October
What Would YOU Do With Sammy 'Clown Feet'?
- Newcastle United Mon 6th October
Wise: 'Blame Shepherd ... Not Ashley!'
- Newcastle United Mon 6th October
Mackem Game Switched!
- Newcastle United Mon 6th October
Toon Banner Has Welsh Laughing
- Newcastle United Sun 5th October
Toon Rise As Rangers Hit Bottom
- Newcastle United Sun 5th October
Routledge Gets His Own Back On Toon
- Newcastle United Sun 5th October
Monk Slams Tough-Tackling Toon!
- Newcastle United Sun 5th October
Cabella Is Struggling ... And He Knows It!
- Newcastle United Sun 5th October
Pardew - We Are Better Than This!
- Newcastle United Sun 5th October
'It's Not Falling For Us' (A Sratched Record?)
- Newcastle United Sun 5th October
Shearer Names Players Who Are NOT Performing!
- Newcastle United Sun 5th October
Wise Slags Off Geordies!
- Newcastle United Sun 5th October
Will We Ever See Ferreyra In A Toon Shirt?
- Newcastle United Sat 4th October
How Can This Inspire Newcastle Players?
- Newcastle United Sat 4th October
Why Can't Pardew Get Best Out Of Marveaux?
- Newcastle United Sat 4th October
Cabaye 'Sad For Pardew'!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th October
Is Obertan The Answer?
- Newcastle United Sat 4th October
Tiote 'We Hear The Fans'!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th October
De Jong 'Don't Worry - Be Happy'!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th October
Pardew 'I'm Not Here Because Of Arrogance!'
- Newcastle United Sat 4th October
Toon Give Trialists A Wake-Up Call
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd October
Cops Visit Travelling Toon Fans
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd October
39-Year Old Harper Gets His Chance!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd October
Marveaux And Ba Set Europe Alight
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd October
Ashley Another Step Closer To Taking Over Rangers!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd October
Pardew Agenda?
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd October
Tiote Forced To Reply
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd October
Never mind The Family - Pardew Wants His Pay-Off
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd October
Cisse Set To Start At Swansea?
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd October
Ashley U-Turn Has Fans Unhappy!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd October
More Lies From Pardew!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd October
Pardew Defends Signings!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd October
Pardew - We Are Very Fortunate To Have Mike Ashley!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd October
Pardew 'Me And My Mate Mike!'
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd October
Is Rodgers Suffering Keegan Syndrome?
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd October
Mbabu Alive And Kicking!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd October
Ashley And Pardew - As Greedy As Each Other!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd October
Coloccini Stuck For An Answer
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd October
What System Now For Underfire Pardew?
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd October
What Now For Ryan Taylor?
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd October
Could Poyet Get Sack Before Pardew?
- Newcastle United Wed 1st October
Williamson Tries To Take Heat Off Pardew!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st October
Tiote Wants To Join Debuchy At Arsenal!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st October
NUFC To Cancel Fan Forum AGAIN!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st October