Newcastle United Mad News Archive

FootyMAD's Bolton Wanderers match preview
- Newcastle United Sat 28th February
Ashley Thought He Could Run Toon Like A Business Interest!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th February
Llambias Won't Consider Relegation As An Option!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th February
Megson Sticks Rather Than Twists!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th February
Kinnear Misses Visit!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th February
More To Smith's Game Than Just Goals?
- Newcastle United Fri 27th February
Taylor Not A Fan Of The Reebok Stadium!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th February
Nolan Takes His Punishment!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th February
Toon Banner - The Fans Vote For Sir Bobby!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th February
Barton Metatarsal Latest!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th February
Globe-Trotters Won't Be Guaranteed A Toon Place!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th February
Kinnear Still Calling The Shots At Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th February
Llambias Blaming EVERYBODY Barring Ashley!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th February
Toon Striker Welcomes Back Viduka And Smith!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th February
Reebok Six-Pointer For Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th February
Toon Fans Choose New Banner!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th February
Benitez For The Sack!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th February
What About Toon Fans With 3-Year Season Ticket?
- Newcastle United Wed 25th February
Wage Increase For Toon Star!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th February
Toon Defender Unhappy At Sale Of Players!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th February
Hat-Trick Hero Backs The Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th February
Toon Defender Looking For Early Return!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th February
Ashley 'Five Year Plan' Utter Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th February
England Class Harper!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th February
North-East Club Gets 10-Point Deduction!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th February
Allardyce For The Sack?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th February
Competition For Toon Target!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th February
Taylor Says Nolan Red Card Cost Us!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th February
Llambias Rules Out 'Stand In' Manager!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th February
Ashley And That 'Love-Hate' Relationship With The Toon Army!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th February
9% Cuts Don't Impress Toon Army - It's Still 'Ashley Out'!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th February
Toon Beat Smogs 3-2!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th February
How Times Have Changes Since Our Last Visit To Reebok!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th February
Smith To Be The New Ball Winner?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th February
Taylor - No Place To Hide At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th February
Everton Took The Knocks!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd February
Was Nolan's Tackle THAT Bad?
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd February
Former Toon Defender Pulls On The Boots!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd February
Nolan Told To 'Carry On'!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd February
Hughton's Battling 10 Show Resilience!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd February
Ashley Laughs Off Toon Fans Protest!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd February
Lovenkrands Won't Have Nightmares!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd February
Nolan Says 'Sorry'!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd February
Toon Cannot Bank On Others To Fail!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd February
Shearer Says Firepower Will Save Toon!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd February
Harper Fears Relegation Battle May String A Surprise!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd February
Hughton Shocker Record Doesn't Worry Harper!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd February
Martins To Bounce Back?
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd February
Owen Has Secret Operation In Germany!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd February
NUSC Walk Into The Void!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd February
Moyes Puts Newcastle To Right!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd February
Hughton Looks To Calderwood's Experience!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd February
Kinnear Will Be Back!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd February
Sir Bobby - He's The Daddy!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd February
Team line-ups v Everton
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd February
Newcastle United 0 Everton 0
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd February
FootyMAD's Everton match preview
- Newcastle United Sat 21st February
Toon Duo Happy To Make The Move!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th February
Everton Poor Record At St James' Park To Continue?
- Newcastle United Thu 19th February
Toon Striker Hit By Scandal!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th February
Coloccini Looking To Deportivo Future!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th February
Bruce Picks His Words When Asked About Toon Future!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th February
Kinnear 'Recovering Well'!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th February
Hughton Fears Putting Pressure On Himself!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th February
Ashley Fears Toon Fans Walk Out!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th February
Former Toon Star Set For St James' Park Return!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th February
Moncur Says Toon Should Not Rush Decision!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th February
Toon Legend Says Bruce Would Say 'Yes'!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th February
Toon Striker Misses Everton Visit!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th February
Nolan Can Bring Good Days Back To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th February
Will Gonzalez Prove His Worth At Toon?
- Newcastle United Wed 18th February
Former Toon Star Says Fans Need 'Patience'!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th February
Toon Players Queuing Up For Two Positions!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th February
Toon Striker Looking To Move Away?
- Newcastle United Tue 17th February
Hughton Already Looking For Back-Up!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th February
No Agreement Reached With Toon!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th February
Two-Faced Ashley Wants YOUR Money!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th February
Capello Gives Sir Bobby A Helping Hand!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th February
Toon Defender 'Working Around The Clock'!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th February
Viduka Move Looking Likely!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th February
No Flies On Lovenkrands!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th February
Hughton Upbeat To Challenge!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th February
Be Warned - Hughton And Calderwood Will Take Us DOWN!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th February
Wigan Shoot Down 'Bruce For Toon' Story!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th February
Kinnear Set For Windfall!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th February
Nolan Wants Return Of 'World Class' Players!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th February
Toon Star Defends His Position!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th February
Kinnear Surgery 'Went To Plan'!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th February
Keegan v Toon Latest!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th February
Toon Have The 'Goal Power' To Stay Up!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th February
Carr Impresses At Brum!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th February
Toon Legend Dies Aged 90!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th February
Hughton Says Kinnear Will Be 'On The Blower'!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th February
Coloccini Says Toon Have Turned The Corner!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th February
Sad Mackems Back On The Sugar Puffs!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th February
Guthrie Back In Training!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th February
Harper Backs Hughton To Change Horror Record!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th February
Supermac Wants Venables At Toon!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th February
Former Toon Boss Backs 'Brilliant' Benitez!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th February
Former Toon Star 'Led Away From Trouble'!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th February
Nowhere For Owen To Go - Except Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Thu 12th February
Carroll Snubs Toon Offer!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th February
Former Toon Defender Heading To Brum?
- Newcastle United Thu 12th February
Llambias 'We Are A Buying Club'!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th February
Toon Richer Than Man City? How Does That Work Then?
- Newcastle United Thu 12th February
Xisco Injured - Now There's A Shock!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th February
Keegan Pushes Ahead With Tribunal!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th February
Gutierrez Breaks His Duck!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th February
Boro Boys Heading To Toon?
- Newcastle United Thu 12th February
Toon Too Much For Joe? His Season Has Ended!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th February
Ashley Puppet Says He Didn't Want Keegan To Go!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th February
Hiddink To Choose Between Chelsea And Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th February
Shepherd Says 'Newcastle Utd Belongs To The Fans!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th February
Ashley Will Feel The Backlash In The Summer!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th February
Chopra Has To Defend That Miss At SJP!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th February
Toon Sign 17-Year Old!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th February
Toon Reserves Hit Wigan For Five!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th February
Toon Forgotten Man Makes A Point!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th February
Former Toon Star Says Backing England Is 'Madness'!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th February
Kinnear Will Be Back In Dug-Out Next Week!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th February
Lovenkrands Goal Jogs His Memory!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th February
Llambas Will Now Talk To The Chronicle!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th February
More Lies From Toon Muppets?
- Newcastle United Tue 10th February
Wise Is At Newcastle To Stay!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th February
Scolari And Adams Sacked!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th February
Lovenkrands An Instant Toon Favourite!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th February
Lovenkrands Fears A Player Will Be Stabbed!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th February
Viduka Boro Link!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th February
Kinnear Latest - 'No Serious Problems'!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th February
Victory Eases The Pain On Kinnear!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th February
Brilliant Weekend For Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th February
Houghton: 'Early Breakthrough Was The Key'!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th February
Mowbray Blames Poor Defending For Defeat!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th February
Toon Fans Turn On Given!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th February
Toon Hit Back At Shay Given!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th February
Kinnear In Hospital!
- Newcastle United Sat 7th February
Team line-ups v West Bromwich Albion
- Newcastle United Sat 7th February
West Bromwich Albion 2 Newcastle United 3
- Newcastle United Sat 7th February
FootyMAD's West Bromwich Albion match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 6th February
N'Zogbia Blames Kinnear For Exit!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th February
Enrique Played Out Of Position?
- Newcastle United Fri 6th February
Hawthorns Has To Be 'Must Win' Rather Than 'Not Lose'!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th February
Kinnear Is NOT Our Future!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th February
Nolan Future Toon Skipper!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th February
Toon Set For City Talks In The Summer!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th February
It's Handbags At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th February
Keegan Blames The Toon!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th February
No Relegation For Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th February
Kinnear Not Worried By Loss Of Shay Given!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th February
Viduka Back - For The Time Being Anyway!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th February
No Recognition But NUSC Trying To Do Something!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th February
Is Kinnear The Only Man Who Believes A Word Ashley Says?
- Newcastle United Thu 5th February
Kinnear Confirms He Had To 'Sell To Buy'!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th February
Toon Heading To Europe?
- Newcastle United Thu 5th February
Shay Given Blast For Ashley And His Puppets!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th February
Keegan Faces Legal Action!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th February
Benitez 'Keegan Blast' Will Cost Him Title!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th February
West Brom In Crisis Ahead Of Toon Visit!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th February
Nolan 'Miffed' At Bolton Snub But Backs Megson!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th February
Albion v Toon - As Big As It Gets!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th February
Taylor 'Bites His Tongue' And Fall Short Of Dig At N'Zogbia!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th February
Shay Departure Not The End Of The World?
- Newcastle United Wed 4th February
Wigan Old Boy 'Cannot Wait' To Wear The Black And White!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th February
Martins Set For Return!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th February
MORE False Promises From Ashley!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th February
Toon Supporters Club Meeting Tonight!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th February
Butt Signs New Contract!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd February
N'Zogbia Has ONE Friend At Least!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd February
Toon Bid For Sporting Lisbon Midfielder Snubbed!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd February
Taylor: 'I Did Not Dive'!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd February
Ameobi Insists He Was Not 'Forced' To Play!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd February
West Brom - The Moment Of Truth?
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd February
Wise To Get The Boot?
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd February
Smith Ends Six-Month Agony!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd February
Is Ashley Having A Laugh?
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd February
Chopra IS A Geordie!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd February
Toon Hope To Keep Albion Record Intact!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd February
Shola Wanted To Miss Tyne-Wear Derby!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd February
Mackems Moan Over 'Soft' Penalty!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd February
Real Madrid Pip Toon To The Draw!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd February
Ashley 'Hands On' With Transfers Today!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd February
Toon Bid For Man City Midfielder!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd February
Toon Bid For Left-Back!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd February
Given Claims 'City Are Going Places'!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd February
Liverpool Knock Back Toon Offer!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd February
Kinnear Wishes Season Was Over!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd February
Why Didn't Toon Offer Shay For Johnson?
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd February
Martins Was NOT Offered To Spurs - Say Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd February
Kinnear Puts A Leash On Nolan!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd February
Taylor Moves To Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd February
How Long Before Bruce 'Lamps' Insomnia?
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd February
Team line-ups v Sunderland
- Newcastle United Sun 1st February
Newcastle United 1 Sunderland 1
- Newcastle United Sun 1st February