Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Toon Set To Go Two Points Clear!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st August
The Geordie Boy Says 'I'm Staying'!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st August
Toon To Put The 'Boot Boys' In The Middle?
- Newcastle United Mon 31st August
Leicester Set To Big New Signing His Debut!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st August
Former Toon Kid Ready To Prove His Worth!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st August
Toon Keeper Happy Where He Is!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st August
Carroll Heading Back To The Premiership?
- Newcastle United Mon 31st August
Team line-ups v Leicester City
- Newcastle United Mon 31st August
Newcastle United 1 Leicester City 0
- Newcastle United Mon 31st August
FootyMAD's Leicester City match preview
- Newcastle United Sun 30th August
Toon Travel To Peterborough!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th August
Yanks Hold Talks In London!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th August
'Goldfish Bowl' Stuffed The Foxes!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th August
Toon Move For Arsenal Star?
- Newcastle United Fri 28th August
European Dream Shattered For Milner And Beye!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th August
Martins Heading To Old Trafford!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th August
Toon Laugh Off Megson's 'Kind Offer'!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th August
Lovenkrands 'Yes Od No' This Weekend!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th August
Distin Deal Doesn't Call An End To Taylor Move!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th August
More Spanish Interest In Xisco!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th August
Should We See More Passion From Hughton?
- Newcastle United Fri 28th August
Wenger Says Owen Was A Gamble He Won't Take!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th August
Toon Launch New Strip!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th August
Toon Keeper On The Move!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th August
Oh No - The Yanks Are Coming!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th August
Hughton Got Us Over The Finish Line!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th August
It Could ONLY Come From Scotland!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th August
Who Made Steven Taylor Decision?
- Newcastle United Thu 27th August
Bolton Fans Don't Want Nolan Back!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th August
Ashley Has Had Enough Of Yank Waffle!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th August
Former Toon Boss Taken Ill In Spain!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th August
FA Set To Hammer Hooligans!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th August
Clarky Puts Out The Big Guns!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th August
Is Sheard Just After Publicity?
- Newcastle United Wed 26th August
Hughton Calls For An End To This Farce!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th August
Dutchman Makes His SJP Debut!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th August
Only Old Trafford Can Match St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th August
Hughton Not Taking Carling Cup Seriously!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th August
Your Choice Toon Fans - Ashley & Taylor To Stay Or Go?
- Newcastle United Wed 26th August
Clarky Offered A Lift To Toon By His Chairman!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th August
Newcastle United 4 Huddersfield Town 3
- Newcastle United Wed 26th August
Toon Deal ONLY Goes Ahead If Star Players Are SOLD!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th August
Lovenkrands Could Sign After Window Closes!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th August
Did Campbell End Up At Wrong Magpies?
- Newcastle United Tue 25th August
Cockney Boy Living The Geordie Highlife!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th August
Barclays Gets Warning From Toon Army!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th August
Smith Playing The Skipper's Role!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th August
New Face Trying To Buy Magpies!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th August
Llambias Confirms NEW Interest!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th August
Sheard To Bring Beckham To Toon?
- Newcastle United Tue 25th August
Ashley Playing It 'Dirty' To Get At Shearer!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th August
Ashley's Deadline Came And Went - Unlike Him!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th August
Ashley's Deadline Came And Went - Unlike Him!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th August
Ambrose Backs Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th August
First Of Many For Nolan?
- Newcastle United Mon 24th August
Who Says Gutierrez Cannot Cross?
- Newcastle United Mon 24th August
How Serious Are We Taking The Carling Cup?
- Newcastle United Mon 24th August
Toon Fans Can Pay-On-Night!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th August
Roma Back In For Coloccini!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th August
Sevilla To Link Xisco With Real Madrid Star?
- Newcastle United Mon 24th August
Man Utd Release Simpson For Cup Tie!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th August
If Shearer Played For Brazil ....
- Newcastle United Mon 24th August
Harper Next To Leave Toon?
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd August
Hughton Says Selling More Players Would Be A Disaster!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd August
Warnock Unhappy At Referee - Now THERE's A Change!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd August
This Championship Lark - Not As Bad As We Thought!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd August
Ashley Made Llambias Get His Winkle Out!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd August
'On Fire' Ambrose Set To Upstage Toon?
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd August
Hughton Tells Players 'Do It For Fans'!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd August
Lescott Goes To City - Toon Braced For Backlash!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd August
Ashley Wants To 'Destroy' Toon Before Shearer Takes Over!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd August
Ashley Sets New Deadline ... His 43rd!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd August
Hughton 'Backing From Players'?
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd August
Service For Sir Bobby Does Not Include Fans!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd August
Jonas For Barcelona - And Pigs Will Fly!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd August
Oh No - Not Hughton 'Long Term'!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd August
Manager Gets Tough With Oba Martins!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd August
Team line-ups v Crystal Palace
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd August
Crystal Palace 0 Newcastle United 2
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd August
FootyMAD's Crystal Palace match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 21st August
Duff Makes His Debut After Toon 'Hell'!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st August
Palace Boss Escapes Punishment!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st August
Roberts Serious About Buy-Out - But Is Ashley?
- Newcastle United Fri 21st August
Can Ameobi Finally Make His Name In Black & White?
- Newcastle United Fri 21st August
Owen Will Never Replace Ronaldo - Says Lampard!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st August
It's Taylor's Choice - Is He Still A Geordie?
- Newcastle United Fri 21st August
Hughton Holds Out The Begging Bowl!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st August
Toon's Gone To Iceland?
- Newcastle United Fri 21st August
Coloccini Offered Cut-Price Loan Deal!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st August
Toon Better Than Mackem? Not Even An Argument!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st August
Toon - Champions In Waiting?
- Newcastle United Fri 21st August
Campbell Has Talks With Magpies - But Not Us!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st August
Fans Flock Back As Toon Reach 3rd!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th August
Laws Tips Toon For Promotion!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th August
Man Utd Fans Starting To Question Michael Owen!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th August
Llambias Meets Roberts Today!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th August
Toon - The Ugly Duckling Finding Its Feet!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th August
Toon After Former Leeds 'Fancy Pants'?
- Newcastle United Thu 20th August
Toon's Visit To The Palace!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th August
Do You Remember That Kluivert Back-Heel?
- Newcastle United Thu 20th August
Selhurst Park - The Place That Ruined A Legend!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th August
Selhurst Awaits The Toon Army!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th August
Poor Hughton In The Dark Once Again!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th August
Hughton Picks A Team From 'Who's Left'!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th August
Chopra Bags A Hat-Trick And Puts Pressure On Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th August
Michael Owen - You 'Orrible Little Man!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th August
He Knocked The Jocks Out Of The World And Celtic Out Of Europe!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th August
Ashley Visit NOT A 'Goodbye'!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th August
Ex-Rangers Player Set To Buy Toon?
- Newcastle United Wed 19th August
Hughton Dangling By A Thread!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th August
Duff 'Going Places With Fulham'!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th August
Toon New Boy Puts Pressure On Taylor!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th August
Andy Cole Is Back!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th August
Newcastle United 1 Sheffield Wednesday 0
- Newcastle United Wed 19th August
FootyMAD's Sheffield Wednesday match preview
- Newcastle United Tue 18th August
Stand Named After Sir Bobby - But Not At Toon!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th August
Why Do Fans Never Take To Michael Owen?
- Newcastle United Tue 18th August
Player Who Wants To Live The Geordie Dream!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th August
Duff Signs For Fulham!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th August
Hughton Wants Lovenkrands Back!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th August
Hughton Knows Nothing About Campbell Transfer!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th August
Barton Latest!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th August
Shola Says He Should Have Been Substituted!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th August
Toon Fans Looking Beyond Wednesday?
- Newcastle United Mon 17th August
Campbell On Cut-Price Deal?
- Newcastle United Mon 17th August
Is Barclay's The Bank That Likes To Say 'Yes'?
- Newcastle United Mon 17th August
Taylor Due For Medical At Everton?
- Newcastle United Mon 17th August
Reading Think Red Card Would Have Changed The Game!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th August
Everton Shockwaves Could Hit Tyneside!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th August
Toon Star 'We Try And Make It Better For Angry Fans'!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th August
Dumb Animals Kicked - And Dogs Too!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th August
Hughton Faces Last Game As Boss!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th August
Sir Bobby - God Bless You!!!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th August
Martins Scores On Debut!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th August
Sir Alex Lives In Cuckoo-Land!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th August
Two Down - 44 To Go - But We're Looking Good!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th August
Duff Has Played His Last Newcastle Game!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th August
Second Season Of Relegation For Gutierrez!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th August
Shola Tribute To Sir Bobby!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th August
Stand Up If You HATE Ashley!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th August
Ameobi Gets It Right At Last!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th August
Not The Welcome The Reading Boss Expected!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th August
Reading Fixture Too Early For Butt And Guthrie!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th August
Duff Wants To Return To London!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th August
Two Games To Lift The Toon Gloom!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th August
Reading Do Not Fear Visit To The Toon!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th August
Shearer Or Kinnear To Be Named Boss On Monday!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th August
Moat Falls Short Of Ashley's Asking Price!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th August
Ashley Tramples On Shearer's Wish List!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th August
Moyes Says Taylor Is 'Too Expensive'!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th August
Toon's 'Baby Bentley' Brigade Get A Warning!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th August
The End Of The Road For Viduka!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th August
Bassong Would Have Stayed If Shearer Was Boss!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th August
FA Explain Bassong Ban!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th August
Team line-ups v Reading
- Newcastle United Sat 15th August
Newcastle United 3 Reading 0
- Newcastle United Sat 15th August
FootyMAD's Reading match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 14th August
Toon's Chance To Show Promotion Form!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th August
Hughton Ready To Hand Over The Reins!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th August
Lescott Move Key To Taylor's Toon Future!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th August
Sick Fan Steals Sir Bobby Tributes!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th August
Duff To Be 'Number ELEVEN' To Leave!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th August
Hughton's Wish List (And A 'Wish' Is All It Will Be)
- Newcastle United Fri 14th August
Toon Fans To Confront Ashley!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th August
Toon Make Man Utd Loan Signing!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th August
Lee Clark: 'Toon Know It Won't Be Easy'!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th August
More Doom And Gloom For Duff!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th August
Former Toon Boss Wants The Job Again!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th August
Celtic Boy Cried To Sir Bobby - He's Crying Again!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th August
Monkey Hangers Bring Success To The NE!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th August
Viduka Has Medical At Fulham!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th August
Confidence Building On Toon?
- Newcastle United Thu 13th August
Ashley Opens The Gates On Saturday!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th August
Duff On His Way?
- Newcastle United Thu 13th August
Harper Still No One ... For Now!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th August
Greeks Laugh Off Newcastle Links!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th August
Former Toon Star Heading To Mackemland?
- Newcastle United Wed 12th August
Always The Black Sheep At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th August
Not Arsenal After ANOTHER Toon Goalkeeper!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th August
Rangers After Toon Star?
- Newcastle United Wed 12th August
Police Set To Warn Ashley To 'Stay Away'!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th August
Toon Learn Their Fate Tonight!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th August
Could Viduka Return To Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Wed 12th August
Dutchman Wins Carroll v Krul Showdown!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th August
O'Leary No Nearer Joining Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th August
Leeds Fan Had Us In Tears!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th August
Mackems Attacked At Central Station?
- Newcastle United Wed 12th August
Clarky And His Thugs Come To SJP!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th August
Magpies Rule Out Hamann Deal!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th August
Newcastle Madness!!!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th August
Ashley Returns From Hawaii!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th August
Gutierrez Wants 'Out'!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th August
Sir Bobby Shrine Removed!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th August
Just When It Was Safe To Come Out Of The Woods ...!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th August
Shola Tribute To Sir Bobby!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th August
More Lies From Llambias?
- Newcastle United Tue 11th August
Riots Predicted If Kinnear Appointed Manager!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th August
Day Keegan Put Reading To The Sword!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th August
Behind Closed Doors Fixture With Leeds!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th August
Final Insult For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Mon 10th August
Referee Saves Toon Blushes!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th August
Hughton Substitutions Had Us Baffled!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th August
Di Matteo Claims Krul Luck Cost Him!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th August
Martins Hits Out At Clueless Ashley!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th August
Barton's Bust Up Was With Gutierrez!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th August
Ashley Ready To Grind Us Down!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th August
'Mr Happy' Lawrenson Still Bitter At Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th August
Toon Fight Is Back!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th August
Do Pompey Realise How Unfit Viduka Is?
- Newcastle United Mon 10th August
Ashley Will Take Anyone BUT Shearer!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th August
Taylor Lashes Out At Ashley Farce!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th August
Hughton: 'We Are Ready!'
- Newcastle United Sat 8th August
Beye Turns Down Hull For Villa!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th August
Team line-ups v West Bromwich Albion
- Newcastle United Sat 8th August
West Bromwich Albion 1 Newcastle United 1
- Newcastle United Sat 8th August
FootyMAD's West Bromwich Albion match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 7th August
Your Chance To Report Ashley!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th August
Bassong Has Bigger Ambitions!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th August
O'Neill Set To Spoil Hull's Party?
- Newcastle United Fri 7th August
So Who The Hell Is Barry Moat?
- Newcastle United Fri 7th August
St James' Park Stays Open For Tributes!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th August
Shearer: 'I'll Be At The Hawthorns'!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th August
Going For A Bassong!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th August
Good Pre-Season For One Toon Player!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th August
D-Day Approaches For Ashley!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th August
Money-Grabbing Scouser Has Nightmare!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th August
O'Leary Turns Down Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th August
An Easy Answer To Ashley Problems!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th August
Why Did Ashley Leave Shearer In The Dark?
- Newcastle United Thu 6th August
Does Kinnear Live In Cuckoo-Land?
- Newcastle United Thu 6th August
Ramage Was Never Good Enough!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th August
Sir Bobby Laid To Rest!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th August
What Was Said On Radio 5 Last Night?
- Newcastle United Thu 6th August
Llambias Lies!!!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th August
Ashley Interference Won't Ruin Promotion?
- Newcastle United Wed 5th August
Ashley Had No Intention Of Appointing Shearer!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th August
NUFC Refuse To Comment On Kinnear's Claims!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th August
Owen Not Keeping Man Utd Fans Happy!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th August
Toon Boys Were Never Good Enough!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th August
Will Hawthorns Be Another Glorious Day Out?
- Newcastle United Wed 5th August
How Many Times Have We Heard: 'It's Gonna Be Tough'?
- Newcastle United Wed 5th August
Ashley Will NOT Bow To Toon Pressure!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th August
Ashley Snub To Shearer Says It All!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th August
Beye And Bassong Sold Before Saturday?
- Newcastle United Wed 5th August
Championship No 'Easy Ride' For Toon!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th August
Toon Fairs Cup Opponents On The Up!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th August
Xisco Blames Kinnear For Poor Season!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th August
Ashley Tramples On Hughton!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th August
Does Anyone Believe A Word Llambias Says?
- Newcastle United Tue 4th August
We Told You About Bassong!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th August
Toon Skipper Wants To Move On!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th August
Shearer Takes BBC Offer!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th August
Shay Puts Aside City Poor Form!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd August
Players Won't 'Put The Phone Down' On Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd August
Sir Bobby's Widow 'Overwhelmed' By Toon Tribute!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd August
Bassong Latest!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd August
Hughton In The Dark - As Usual!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd August
Hughton Admits 'No New Players Will Come In'!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd August
Hull Out With The Begging Bucket Once Again!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd August
Dundee Utd 1 Newcastle Utd 1
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd August
Mike Ashley - It Should Have Been You!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd August
Toon Fans - Back Bobby's Charity Rather Than Buy Flowers!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd August
Thank You Baggies - You Are Credit To Your Club!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd August
Referee Ignores Sir Bobby Tribute!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd August
Toon Army On The March!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd August
Toon Looking For New No 9!!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st August
Bobby's Funeral To Be Family Only!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st August
Our Thanks For Sir Bobby Tributes!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st August
Sir Bobby - The Toon Connection!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st August
Mackems - Thank You For The Tributes!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st August
Football League Tribute To Sir Bobby!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st August
Toon Players Get A Bus Pass!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st August
Toon Team To Play West Brom?
- Newcastle United Sat 1st August
Sir Bobby Book Of Condolence ...
- Newcastle United Sat 1st August