We read today "Newcastle could make a bid for Sheffield United defender Matthew Kilgallon if they sell Steven Taylor".
Will it happen?
Will it BOLLOX!
As for Kilgallon ... we can do a lot better.
He had a reputation at Elland Road for being the 'Fancy Dan' who hugged the mirror in the dressing room, making sure his locks looked good.
Hardly a replacement for Taylor, who rolls up his sleeves, hockles in the corner ... and leaves the dressing room shouting "KILL THE BASTARDS!"