Toon After Former Leeds 'Fancy Pants'?

Last Updated : 20-Aug-2009 by

NU

We read today "Newcastle could make a bid for Sheffield United defender Matthew Kilgallon if they sell Steven Taylor".

Will it happen?

Will it BOLLOX!

As for Kilgallon ... we can do a lot better.

He had a reputation at Elland Road for being the 'Fancy Dan' who hugged the mirror in the dressing room, making sure his locks looked good.

Hardly a replacement for Taylor, who rolls up his sleeves, hockles in the corner ... and leaves the dressing room shouting "KILL THE BASTARDS!"