Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Toon 3 Crystal Palace 3
- Newcastle United Sun 31st August
Warning Sign For Pardew!
- Newcastle United Sun 31st August
Pardew's Top Three Excuses This Week!
- Newcastle United Sun 31st August
Toon Close To Campbell Deal?
- Newcastle United Sun 31st August
Warnock 'They Have PROPER Fans At Newcastle!'
- Newcastle United Sun 31st August
Clarky Offers Ben Arfa A Chance To Wait For Pardew Sacking!
- Newcastle United Sun 31st August
Toon Hold Onto Yanga-Mbiwa
- Newcastle United Sun 31st August
Remy Signs For Chelsea!
- Newcastle United Sun 31st August
Lacazette Bid Turned Down!
- Newcastle United Sun 31st August
Did Pardew Ever Try And Sign Bent?
- Newcastle United Sat 30th August
Warnock Had To Pay For Bus To St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Sat 30th August
Pardew Desperate To Get Monkey Off His Back!
- Newcastle United Sat 30th August
Remy Won't Sign For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sat 30th August
Pardew's 'Death Stare' (Or Fear Of Fan Backlash?)
- Newcastle United Sat 30th August
First Goal Weighs Heavy On Riviere's Shoulders
- Newcastle United Sat 30th August
Pardew Is Asking For Clubs To Give His Strikers More Space
- Newcastle United Sat 30th August
Ben Arfa Snubs Besiktas Offer!
- Newcastle United Sat 30th August
John Alder's Remains Have Been Identified!
- Newcastle United Sat 30th August
Spurs Fixture Change But Hull Stays The Same
- Newcastle United Fri 29th August
Leeds Sack Hockaday Twice In One Week!
- Newcastle United Fri 29th August
Colback Takes Stick For Call Up!
- Newcastle United Fri 29th August
Does Colback Tick Boxes?
- Newcastle United Fri 29th August
Cisse Heads Home For Last Gasp Victory!
- Newcastle United Fri 29th August
Toon Desperate To Get Off The Mark!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th August
Yanga-Mbiwa Heads Back To France
- Newcastle United Thu 28th August
King Kev Says Mackems Will Struggle!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th August
Abeid Or Ben Arfa? Ask Yourself Pardew!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th August
Aarons Ready For The Big Time?
- Newcastle United Thu 28th August
The New Look Obertan?
- Newcastle United Thu 28th August
Haidara Wants Santon's Place!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th August
Is Cisse The Answer?
- Newcastle United Thu 28th August
Remy For Newcastle But Only If He Halves The Asking Price!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th August
Gillingham 0 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Wed 27th August
Pardew 'We Dominated The Game'
- Newcastle United Wed 27th August
Gillingham Own Goal Hoodoo Strikes Again!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th August
Four Down - 15 More To Go!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th August
Make Or Break Season For Abeid
- Newcastle United Wed 27th August
Ben Arfa - This Toon Ain't Big Enough For ...
- Newcastle United Wed 27th August
Gan On Clarky - Knock The Mackems Out!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th August
Virgil van Dijk To Toon In Cup Price Deal?
- Newcastle United Wed 27th August
More Premier League Teams Fall - Could It Be Our Year?
- Newcastle United Wed 27th August
Newcastle Face Warnock In League Cup!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th August
'Insomnia' Has Never Fulfilled His Potential
- Newcastle United Tue 26th August
Ben Arfa's Last Game In Black And White?
- Newcastle United Tue 26th August
Pardew Once Again Threatens To Upset Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th August
How We Have Changed Since Shearer Deal!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th August
Leicester After Bigirimana?
- Newcastle United Tue 26th August
Will Pardew Play His Strongest Side?
- Newcastle United Tue 26th August
Nolan Out For Six Weeks
- Newcastle United Mon 25th August
Is Remy Enjoying Life At QPR?
- Newcastle United Mon 25th August
Forster Gets His Premier League Dream!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th August
Former Toon Boss Says Balotelli Is A Gamble!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th August
Toon Defender Says 'We Are Up For The Cup'!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th August
De Jong Returns To Holland
- Newcastle United Mon 25th August
Ashley Hints At Selling Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th August
Gillingham Easy Meat After 4-1 Thrashing?
- Newcastle United Mon 25th August
Pardew Rules Out Mackem Striker!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th August
Villa 0 Toon 0
- Newcastle United Sun 24th August
What The Hell Is Pardew Talking About?
- Newcastle United Sun 24th August
Lambert Says Toon Were Toothless
- Newcastle United Sun 24th August
Pardew Stops Rot With Away Point!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th August
Is Gillingham Pardew's Make Or Break?
- Newcastle United Sun 24th August
More Text Outrage
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd August
Pardew Praise For Banned Local Press!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd August
Pardew Hints At Reserve Team to Face Gillingham!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd August
Pardew 'Cabella Is No Cabaye'
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd August
QPR Offer Gazza A Job!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd August
De Jong Set For Debut!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd August
Ashley To Buy Second Newcastle Club?
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd August
Cabaye Sent Off!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd August
Gouffran Sets Villa Park Alight
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd August
Liam Sweeney RIP
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd August
Gazza Back In Hospital!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd August
Banter Or Did He Mean It?
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd August
Pardew: 'Villa Will Be Pleased With Gold Dust Win'!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd August
Toon Will Take £14m For Tiote!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd August
American Offer For Solano!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd August
Pardew Still Looking At The Market!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd August
Cabella 'I Will Have To Change My Game'!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd August
Cabella Waiting For His 'Hot Day'!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd August
Pardew - Lambert Was Wise To Get Mackem!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd August
Colback Can Wear The 'Big Shirt'!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd August
Santon Out For Three Months!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd August
Palace To Name Boss?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th August
Bottom Of The Table But Encouraging Signs
- Newcastle United Wed 20th August
Pardew Defends Poor Goal Attempts Stat!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th August
Pardew's Surprise 'Leader Of The Pack'!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th August
Pardew 'What Cabella Shine'!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th August
Shepherd's Greatest Moment At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th August
Can Clarky Fulfil His Premier League Dream?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th August
Remy Refuses To Go Back To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th August
Amazing Dig At Former Toon Target!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th August
Happy Venue For Newcastle Fans?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th August
Cabella Blown Away!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th August
Cabella 'City Are Simply The Best'!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th August
Ferreyra Double - The Eagle Has Landed!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th August
Former Toon Boss Has No Worries About Pardew's New Boys!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th August
Pardew Kisses Ashley's Ar..........
- Newcastle United Tue 19th August
Kompany's Love For St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th August
City Duo Heading To Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Tue 19th August
Gullitt v Shearer - FIGHT!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th August
Rangers And Newcastle In Europe - Problematic!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th August
Toon 0 Man City 2
- Newcastle United Mon 18th August
Can Perez Play Without The Sun On His Back?
- Newcastle United Mon 18th August
Aarons Wasn't Out Of His Depth
- Newcastle United Mon 18th August
Ashley To Change Ibrox NameFor £4m!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th August
Pardew: 'I Was Pleased City Scored'!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th August
Cabella The New Silva?
- Newcastle United Mon 18th August
Bittersweey Colback
- Newcastle United Mon 18th August
Pellegrini 'St James' Park Is A Difficult Place To Go'
- Newcastle United Mon 18th August
Pellegrini And Pardew Kiss And Make Up!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th August
Mackems Off The Mark
- Newcastle United Sun 17th August
Geordie Family Keeps Santon At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th August
Shearer Blasts Pardew!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th August
Newcastle Spell Ruined Shearer's Ambitions!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th August
Pardew Set To Treat Toon Fans?
- Newcastle United Sun 17th August
Aarons Is A 'Bonus'!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th August
Pardew Hints Ben Arfa Would 'Upset Balance'!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th August
Pardew 'We Do Ha A Plan B'
- Newcastle United Sun 17th August
Pardew On Same Wavelength as Fans?
- Newcastle United Sun 17th August
Morrisons Tribute To Liam!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th August
Follow Up To Celtic And Suarez Articles
- Newcastle United Fri 15th August
First Manager Bites The Dust!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th August
Remy For Toon Latest!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th August
Toon Player With Amazing City Record!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th August
Taylor Plotting Toon Downfall!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th August
Pardew For Palace Job?
- Newcastle United Fri 15th August
Liam Sweeney Returns Home
- Newcastle United Thu 14th August
Toon To Play Gillingham In League Cup
- Newcastle United Thu 14th August
Chronicle LOVE To Batter Pardew!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th August
Krul Wants Toon Stay!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th August
Most Hated Figure? Well He Tips Mackems For Relegation!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th August
Pardew Happy To Avoid Relegation!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th August
Celtic And Suarez Learn Their Fate!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th August
Redknapp Set To Walk!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th August
Tiote - Stay Or Go? You Vote!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th August
Premier League Clubs To Do Airport Searches?
- Newcastle United Wed 13th August
A League Newcastle Will ALWAYS Top!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th August
Pardew Talks A Good Game - But Can He Produce?
- Newcastle United Wed 13th August
Former Toon Star Says 'Suarez Can't Be Trusted'!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th August
Debuchy Couldn't Wait To Leave Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th August
Carroll Gets Mackem In Headlock For 'Scum' Comment!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th August
Players Refuse Ashley Offer!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th August
Newcastle's Team To Face Man City!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th August
Toon Have Signed 'New Teddy Sheringham'!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th August
Ashley Costcutting No Worse Than Sir John Hall!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th August
Toon Strike Up New Puma Deal
- Newcastle United Tue 12th August
Tiote Sale To Cover New Signings
- Newcastle United Tue 12th August
World Cup Has Ruined Ameobi's Career!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th August
'Provocative' Ben Arfa Told To Cancel Event!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th August
Palace To Sign Toon Target!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th August
Pardew NO Confidence In New Signings!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th August
Toon Lose £8m On Forster!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th August
Season Long Tribute To Toon Fans?
- Newcastle United Mon 11th August
Toon Tribute In Match Programme
- Newcastle United Mon 11th August
Pardew Has Meeting With The Board!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th August
Will Hart Start Against Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Mon 11th August
Gnabry To Newcastle On Loan?
- Newcastle United Mon 11th August
Fans Still Ready To Pounce On Pardew!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th August
Is SJP A Community Asset?
- Newcastle United Mon 11th August
Reports Have Whip-Round For Pardew!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th August
Ben Arfa To Tell Truth About Pardew!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th August
Idiot Get Off With Charge!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th August
Lacazette - Why I Won't Go To St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th August
Toon v Hammers In Battle For Wickham?
- Newcastle United Mon 11th August
Has Tiote Played His Last Newcastle Game?
- Newcastle United Mon 11th August
Premier League Insist Pardew Does Interview!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th August
Shola Signs For Turkish No-Hopers!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th August
Newcastle Utd 1 Real Sociedad 0
- Newcastle United Sun 10th August
Enrique Set For Return
- Newcastle United Sat 9th August
Is Bizarre Deal Good For Anyone?
- Newcastle United Sat 9th August
Cisse Back Training But Return Is Long Time Away
- Newcastle United Sat 9th August
Poyet Plays Down Newcastle Interest!
- Newcastle United Sat 9th August
Pardew Pleased With His 'Coup'!
- Newcastle United Sat 9th August
Is This The Way To Treat A Player?
- Newcastle United Sat 9th August
Blyth Spatans 2 NUFC XI 3
- Newcastle United Sat 9th August
England And Jamaica Fight For Toon Kid!
- Newcastle United Sat 9th August
Joel Campbell To Sign On Loan For 'Sizeable Fee'?
- Newcastle United Sat 9th August
Monty To Represent Mackems At SJP
- Newcastle United Sat 9th August
Virgil van Dijk Deal Hit For Six As Celtic Reinstated!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th August
Time For Taylor To Move On?
- Newcastle United Fri 8th August
Newcastle's Special Tribute To Fans!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th August
Is SJP Unique?
- Newcastle United Fri 8th August
Campbell Set To Leave Newcastle For Good?
- Newcastle United Fri 8th August
New Toon Strip A Joke?
- Newcastle United Thu 7th August
Sammy Knows England Won't Come Calling!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th August
Still No Offers For Mackem Slayer!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th August
Ronaldinho Interested In Newcastle Switch!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th August
Pardew Pips Mourinho For Top Spot!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th August
Pardew Gives Taylor Hope!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th August
City Fans Make Banner For Liam And John!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th August
Celtic Star A Step Nearer Newcastle Switch?
- Newcastle United Thu 7th August
Lacazette Snubs Toon Offer!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th August
Ben Afra Gets Squad Number!!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th August
St Etienne Back In For Yanga-Mbiwa!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th August
A Gesture Remy Should Look At!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th August
Pardew Ready To Work On Cabella
- Newcastle United Wed 6th August
Toon Fans Want More Ambition From Colback!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th August
Huddersfield 2 Newcastle 2
- Newcastle United Wed 6th August
'Fatigue Game' Or Just Bad Planning?
- Newcastle United Wed 6th August
Celtic Name Price For Virgil van Dijk!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th August
Liam Is Heading Home!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th August
Remembering Former Toon Keeper Ray King
- Newcastle United Tue 5th August
Best Set For Another Promotion Push?
- Newcastle United Tue 5th August
Do You Fancy Representing NUFC On TV?
- Newcastle United Tue 5th August
Will Ben Arfa Take A Pay Cut?
- Newcastle United Tue 5th August
West Ham Fans Attacked The Geordies In Germany!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th August
Pearce Not A Happy Bunny As Toon Sign Two!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th August
Newcastle Signings - Quality Or Quantity?
- Newcastle United Tue 5th August
Schalke 1 Newcastle Utd 3
- Newcastle United Mon 4th August
De Jong Ready For Premier League
- Newcastle United Mon 4th August
Pardew Plays Down Win!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th August
For Sir Bobby ...
- Newcastle United Mon 4th August
Newcastle Ready For Two More Signings!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th August
And We Thought We Had Seen The End Of ...
- Newcastle United Mon 4th August
Aarons 'I Meant That Goal!'
- Newcastle United Mon 4th August
Toon To Sign Lascelles!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th August
Deschamps Still Watching the Toon!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd August
De Jong Wants Colo's Arm Band!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd August
Is Toon Link On The Cards?
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd August
This Took Us All By Surprise ...
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd August
Malaga 3 Newcastle 1
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd August
'Chucky' Has Signed For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd August
Bizarre Deal Knocked Back By Newcastle!'
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd August
Remy 'Too Greedy' For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd August
Pardew's View Of Horror Show!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd August
Pardew 'Blame Me' ... Fans Agree!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd August
Wickham To Newcastle Leaves Mackems Fuming!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd August
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- Newcastle United Fri 1st August