Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Newcastle 2-1 West Brom- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 30th November
FM Preview: Newcastle United v West Bromwich Albion 30 Nov 2013
- Newcastle United Fri 29th November
Albion Boss 'Dabbing His Doobies' Before Toon Game!
- Newcastle United Fri 29th November
Ashley - We Sell Before We Buy!
- Newcastle United Fri 29th November
Does Pardew Really Think Geordies Are That Thick?
- Newcastle United Fri 29th November
Is Marveaux's Heart Still In France?
- Newcastle United Fri 29th November
Get Your Head Kicked In Or Sign For The Mackems? Hmmmm!
- Newcastle United Fri 29th November
The Only Stat That Matters - The Result!
- Newcastle United Fri 29th November
Is Coloccini's Replacement 'In The Bag'?
- Newcastle United Fri 29th November
Class Of 92 - Are These Newcastle's Class Of 14?
- Newcastle United Fri 29th November
£55,000 A Week Toon Legend Joins Smogs!
- Newcastle United Fri 29th November
Celtic 'Illicit Banner' - There's A Shock!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th November
Toon Grab The Honours In Injury Time!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th November
Pardew - In Or Out? YOU VOTE!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th November
Chopra Case - Drugs Factory In Mackemland!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th November
Mick Quinn - Cabaye And Coloccini Sho Disrespect To Club
- Newcastle United Thu 28th November
Time For Ashley To Get Out Of The Pram?
- Newcastle United Thu 28th November
Tim Krul To Get Sir Alex Out Of Retirement?
- Newcastle United Thu 28th November
Pardew Told Players They Could Move On!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th November
Time Has Run Out For Tavernier!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th November
Ginola Wants 'Director Of Football' Job!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th November
As Time Passes The Pressure Mounts On Toon Striker
- Newcastle United Thu 28th November
Pardew Now Says He Is Geared Towards Europe!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th November
Lescott Ain't Going To Toon Or United!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th November
Disloyalty Or Ambition? Toon Still Seen As Steppingstone
- Newcastle United Wed 27th November
More Misery For Ashley!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th November
Stoke City Ticket News ...
- Newcastle United Wed 27th November
St. James' Park - Rugby World Cup 2015 - Prices
- Newcastle United Wed 27th November
Coloccini Keeps Off The Subject Of Leaving
- Newcastle United Wed 27th November
Forster In - Krul Out?
- Newcastle United Wed 27th November
Fans Don't Know The Rules? Shearer Disagrees!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th November
Crystal Palace Ticket News
- Newcastle United Tue 26th November
From The Mighty Newcastle To ... Errr ... Where?
- Newcastle United Tue 26th November
Pardew - We Believe We Can Beat Anybody!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th November
Coloccini Backs Zabaleta's 'Madness' Views!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th November
New Year's Day Ticket News!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th November
Cabaye Hint? He Went On Strike FFS!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th November
Bill Foulkes Dies Aged 81
- Newcastle United Mon 25th November
Beardsley The Star At Consett
- Newcastle United Mon 25th November
End Of Record ... But Was It Well Worked?
- Newcastle United Mon 25th November
Can Remy Complete His Dream With Toon?
- Newcastle United Mon 25th November
Questions Ashley Will Never Answer ...
- Newcastle United Mon 25th November
Debuchy Doesn't Fear Another Suspension!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th November
Has Penny Finally Dropped With Shola?
- Newcastle United Mon 25th November
Taylor Witch-Hunt A Joke!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th November
Perhaps Pardew Should Buy The Chronicle!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th November
Sometimes You Have To Grind Out The Ugly Games!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th November
International Exploits Hit Toon Performance?
- Newcastle United Sun 24th November
Not The Return He Hoped For
- Newcastle United Sun 24th November
Is Pardew Ready To Face God?
- Newcastle United Sun 24th November
Mackems Hit Bottom - Toon On The Rise!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th November
More Than Two Years, 400 Corners, And Guess What?
- Newcastle United Sun 24th November
Pardew Didn't Know About Chronicle Exclusive!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th November
Toon Not Last Parade For Suffering Hughton!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th November
Kinnear - We Are Raising The Bar!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th November
Win A Copy Of 'Magpies In Europe' In Our FREE Competition!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th November
Newcastle's Forgotten Man To Bite Back?
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd November
Pardew Warns That Hull Looked Three Points Looked Guaranteed
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd November
Should Tiote Keep Armband?
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd November
Pardew Wants To Attract 'Better Players'
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd November
Mackem Slayer For Prime Minister!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd November
Forster Ready For Brazil!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd November
Ashley To Make Coloccini Stand!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd November
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Norwich City 23 Nov 2013
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd November
Newcastle 2-1 Norwich- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd November
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Norwich City 23 Nov 2013
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd November
Bruce And Pardew - Two Peas In A Pod!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd November
Enrique Goes Under The Knife!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd November
Fans Don't Need Telling To Give Hughton A Great Reception!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd November
Hughton Wants That Geordie Feeling Again!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd November
Will Pardew Keep His Promise?
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd November
Cisse For Remy - How True Is The Rumour?
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd November
No Quick Return For Norwich Star
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd November
Ashley Price Tag On Krul's Head?
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd November
Did Anyone Take This Seriously?
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd November
Uruguay Complete 32 World Cup Qualifiers
- Newcastle United Thu 21st November
Ronaldo Or Messi - Best Player In The World?
- Newcastle United Thu 21st November
Ben Arfa On Wrong End Of Carver's Tongue!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st November
Chelsea To Sign Santon?
- Newcastle United Thu 21st November
Anita - Next Six Months Will Decide His Career!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st November
Cabaye Comes Off Ebay!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st November
Gutierrez Returns To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st November
Pardew To Reigine Interest In Dutchman?
- Newcastle United Thu 21st November
Pardew 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!'
- Newcastle United Thu 21st November
Mackem Would NEVER Be Ashley's Doormat!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st November
Ashley Or Allam - Who Is Biggest Wind-Up?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th November
Success In 15 Years?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th November
Ex-Toon Boss Tips Liverpool For Title!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th November
As Good As Messi? Not As Good As Fumaca!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th November
Pardew - 'Two Players I Won't Curb'!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th November
Pele, Ronaldo, Maradona, Hurst And ... Mackem Slayer?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th November
England Team For Tonight ...
- Newcastle United Tue 19th November
Toon Open The Flood Gates!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th November
Ashley Frustration Grows - Pressure On Pardew And Kids!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th November
Cabaye, Debuchy And Co. On Ebay For 1 Euro!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th November
Pardew's Guarantee To Williamson!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th November
Who Did You Vote The Most Disliked Toon Player?
- Newcastle United Tue 19th November
City Don't Want Toon Star!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th November
Shola Wonder Goal Stuns Italians!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th November
Stadium That Looks Like A Woman's What?
- Newcastle United Tue 19th November
Krul To Replace Buffon? Oh No He Isn't!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th November
Mackem 'Poppy Boy' At It Again!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th November
England Face The Boos At Wembley!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th November
Toon French Quartet Head To Brazil
- Newcastle United Tue 19th November
Santon Won't Cross The Great Milan Divide
- Newcastle United Mon 18th November
Why Did Kinnear Never Deny The Story?
- Newcastle United Mon 18th November
The REAL Reason Zaha Could End Up At Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Mon 18th November
NUFC Fans Utd - From Speed's Painting To Joe's Plaque
- Newcastle United Mon 18th November
Cabaye Not As Good As He THINKS He Is?
- Newcastle United Mon 18th November
Bigirimana's Time To Step Up To The Plate!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th November
Gouffran: 'Shola, Remy Or Cisse - I'm Not Bothered'
- Newcastle United Mon 18th November
Is It Time To Move Out Injury-Prone Taylor?
- Newcastle United Mon 18th November
'Scottish Messi' - Don't You Just LOVE It!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th November
Did Fraser Forster Do EnoughTo Get On Plane To Brazil?
- Newcastle United Sat 16th November
Life After NUFC For Toon Striker!
- Newcastle United Sat 16th November
Battle Of The Mackems!
- Newcastle United Sat 16th November
Toon French Stars Set For Summer On Tyneside!
- Newcastle United Sat 16th November
'Big Bad' Vurnon?
- Newcastle United Sat 16th November
It's Banter - For God's Sake!
- Newcastle United Sat 16th November
Gosling Wants Longer Stay At Blackpool
- Newcastle United Fri 15th November
Pardew To Bank On Loan Deals In January?
- Newcastle United Fri 15th November
Palace To Name Foreign Manager?
- Newcastle United Fri 15th November
What Changed Pardew's Brave England Stance?
- Newcastle United Fri 15th November
Debuchy Position Up For Grabs
- Newcastle United Thu 14th November
Geordie Old Boy Ready For Knackers Yard!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th November
Krul Knows One Match Doesn't Make A Legend
- Newcastle United Thu 14th November
What Was Ashley's Logic?
- Newcastle United Wed 13th November
Di Canio To Bounce Back At West Ham?
- Newcastle United Wed 13th November
A Ukraine Win Over France May Not Be A Bad Thing!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th November
Pardew: 'I Didn't Want Forster To Leave Newcastle!'
- Newcastle United Wed 13th November
Shearer Falls Short Of Criticizing Ashley!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th November
Figures Prove Ashley Is RIGHT To Question Academy!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th November
Pardew - No Ambition Or Just Short Sighted?
- Newcastle United Wed 13th November
The Latest Fan Craze We DON'T Want In England!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th November
Toon Last Out Of The Pot - We Play The Tykes
- Newcastle United Tue 12th November
This Is What Gets Up Alan Shearer's Nose
- Newcastle United Tue 12th November
Pardew Rides His Luck (And Why Not)
- Newcastle United Tue 12th November
The Low Down On ... Brazil 2014!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th November
Anita Key To Swede Joining Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Tue 12th November
Smoggies Name Their Man! (Who????)
- Newcastle United Tue 12th November
Tottenham Hotspur 0 Tim Krul 1
- Newcastle United Mon 11th November
Super-Sunday For Geordies And Mackems!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th November
Best NUFC Goalkeeping Display In Living Memory!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th November
Spurs Boss Hails Tim Super Show
- Newcastle United Mon 11th November
Former Toon Star Hails 'Old Man' Gerrard
- Newcastle United Mon 11th November
Pardew Got Lucky - It Could Have Been A Slaughter!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th November
Spurs Under Fire Over 'Keeper's Health
- Newcastle United Mon 11th November
Pardew's European Phobia Gets Even More Worrying!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th November
Dropped For Not Wearing A Poppy? Well He Should Be!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th November
Ashley Gutted At Spurs Defeat!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th November
When A Club Owner Starts Pulling The P.....
- Newcastle United Mon 11th November
Mackems, Charlatans And Tomato Ketchup!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th November
Most Disliked NUFC Player In Recent Years - PLEASE VOTE!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th November
Team lineups: Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United 10 Nov 2013
- Newcastle United Sun 10th November
Spurs 0-1 Newcastle- Report
- Newcastle United Sun 10th November
FM Preview: Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United 10 Nov 2013
- Newcastle United Sat 9th November
Who Is Laughing At Mournho This Week?
- Newcastle United Sat 9th November
Pardew's Main Failing ...
- Newcastle United Sat 9th November
Remy Ready For London Test
- Newcastle United Sat 9th November
Colo Skippers Toon Against Spurs
- Newcastle United Sat 9th November
Pardew Tried To Sign Spurs Star
- Newcastle United Sat 9th November
Pardew For Palace Latest
- Newcastle United Sat 9th November
Villas-Boas Stands By His Keeper - Team News
- Newcastle United Fri 8th November
Why Should The Toon Fear London?
- Newcastle United Fri 8th November
Pardew's Theory - The Boot Is On The Other Foot!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th November
Toon Winger Doesn't Expect European Return
- Newcastle United Fri 8th November
French Win A Good Thing For Pardew?
- Newcastle United Fri 8th November
It's Time For Anita To Prove His Worth!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th November
Spurs Back Chronicle - Ashley Set For Home End!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th November
Fraser Forster's Time Has Come!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th November
How Will Ben Arfa React To Being 'Super Sub'?
- Newcastle United Thu 7th November
Did Newcastle Help Kick-Start Mourinho's Flops?
- Newcastle United Thu 7th November
Has Mike Ashley No Shame?
- Newcastle United Thu 7th November
Coloccini Decides He's Staying (Until After World Cup)
- Newcastle United Thu 7th November
Cabaye Geared Up For Career-Boosting Fixture!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th November
Is Ashley's Wage Cap United's Saviour?
- Newcastle United Wed 6th November
Ashley's Hilarious Fans Forum
- Newcastle United Wed 6th November
Was Harper Laughing At Sad Mackems?
- Newcastle United Wed 6th November
Where Will Cabaye End Up? PLEASE VOTE
- Newcastle United Wed 6th November
Why We Were Lucky Not Signing Andy Carroll
- Newcastle United Wed 6th November
Demba Ba Could End Up At Swansea
- Newcastle United Wed 6th November
Cisse Suffering As Remy Takes All The Honours
- Newcastle United Wed 6th November
Former Toon Star Hits Out At Cheat!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th November
If You're Out ... You're Off!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th November
Toon Defender Just Happy To Wear The Shirt!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th November
Ashley Wants More From Toon Academy
- Newcastle United Tue 5th November
Clarky Set For Sack At Birmingham?
- Newcastle United Tue 5th November
Kinnear Becomes Laughing Stock Of The World!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th November
Five French Players To Leave Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Tue 5th November
Ashley To Decide - Newcastle Or Rangers!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th November
All Irish For Ex-Geordies And Mackems!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th November
Toon Army To Show 'Negative' Spurs Fans How It's Done!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th November
Pardew: 'I Told You So!'
- Newcastle United Tue 5th November
Striker Admits Toon Are Not Geared For Two Games A Week!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th November
Don't Expect Loyalty From Remy
- Newcastle United Mon 4th November
Pardew's Friendship With Mourinho Can't Be THAT Strong!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th November
Tiote And Coloccini Geared Up For Spurs
- Newcastle United Mon 4th November
Is Anita Now Ready For The Premier League?
- Newcastle United Mon 4th November
What Now For The Chronicle - They've Fired Their Big Guns!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th November
Toon v City Fixture Changed
- Newcastle United Mon 4th November
Chelsea A Big Scalp - Can We Push On To Europe?
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd November
Where Did The 'Pardew To Palace' Story Come From?
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd November
Steve Bruce On Geordies And Mackems
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd November
Ben Arfa NEEDS Reality Check!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd November
How Big A Win Was That For Toon?
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd November
Mourninho Lashes Out At 11 Mistakes!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd November
Pardew: 'I Don't Want Credit For Goal'
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd November
Fans To March Against Ashley (Again!)
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd November
The Madness Of Joe Kinnear!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd November
Toon Hero Set For Sack!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd November
Mackems Won't Be Playing Toon Next Season!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd November
Dummett Signs Six Year Deal
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd November
And Joe Kinnear Adds ....
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd November
Dalglish Says Ashley Should Kiss And Make Up!
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd November
Chronicle Blasts Ashley!
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd November
Newcastle 2-0 Chelsea- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd November
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Chelsea 02 Nov 2013
- Newcastle United Fri 1st November
Pardew - Hits Out At Monkey Chants!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st November
Yanga-Mbiwa v Torres - Who Is Your Money On?
- Newcastle United Fri 1st November
Coloccini Still On Injured List
- Newcastle United Fri 1st November
Celtic To Use St James' Park For Home Game?
- Newcastle United Fri 1st November
Sissoko Has Happy Memories Of Chelsea!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st November
Pardew Mistake Letting Forster Go To Celtic?
- Newcastle United Fri 1st November
Oh Dear ... Ashley Now Bans The FANS!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st November