The little shit gave his view of everything we knew already on Saturday evening, looking like the stuck up little schoolkid who gets the shit kicked out of him when the school bell goes.
And beside him he had the GOALden Boy (Alan Shearer) just itching to have a dig at the little turd.
Last week, during an Owen rant on how good he was, Mark Lawrenson said: "Yes Michael, Stoke need a goalscorer without doubt. They did last season too."
Pulling the piss at Owen's season of nothingness at the Britania Stadium, where he took his wages but gave nothing in return.
Just like his time at St James' Park, where each goal cost Newcastle a staggering £1.3m in wages and transfer fee.
On Saturday Owen was giving the run down about how he always kept his concentration and gave advice to those strikers struggling to get form.
Shearer jumped at the chance to knock him down: "Yeah! It's a shame you didn't do it more often at Newcastle!"
Gary Lineker said: "Haaa, you finally got that one in. Let's leave the programme on that note."
Bringing us to our new poll.
Who was the player you disliked most during his time on Tyneside?
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