Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Toon Cannot Stifle Gunners On Their Rise To Top
- Newcastle United Mon 30th December
Wenger's Boys Overcome Toon Physical Challenge
- Newcastle United Mon 30th December
These Games Make All The Difference To European Hopes
- Newcastle United Mon 30th December
Remy Could Have Made The Difference - For Rangers!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th December
The Next Manager For The Noose ...
- Newcastle United Mon 30th December
Pardew Frustrated By Gunners Goal!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th December
Wenger Doesn't Want Cabaye - PSG Do!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th December
Is Shearer Right About Arsenal?
- Newcastle United Mon 30th December
The Hawthorns - Friendly But No Nearby Pubs
- Newcastle United Mon 30th December
Toon Waste Chances To Pull Clear Of Trouble
- Newcastle United Mon 30th December
No Punching Horses THIS Time Lads!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th December
The TRUE Reason Gutierrez Isn't Playing
- Newcastle United Mon 30th December
Obertan Storms Out
- Newcastle United Mon 30th December
Ashley Has The Money For Remy - But World Cup Is The Key!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th December
Toon Striker On The Move!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th December
Toon Star Explains 'Thierry Henry Was My Hero'!
- Newcastle United Sat 28th December
If Liverpool Are Contenders ... Are Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Sat 28th December
Ashley Uses Toon To Help His Beloved Spurs!
- Newcastle United Sat 28th December
Cabaye - Stay Or Go?
- Newcastle United Sat 28th December
You Have To Laugh ... Hughes Charged!
- Newcastle United Sat 28th December
Stoke STILL Moaning!
- Newcastle United Sat 28th December
No Sympathy For Moaning Hughes!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th December
'Thank You' To Mackems As Everton Crash!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th December
Sorry Hughes - But Ref Got EVERYTHING Right!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th December
Pardew: 'Stoke Had A Foothold'
- Newcastle United Fri 27th December
Will Ben Arfa Sit Out Arsenal Fixture?
- Newcastle United Fri 27th December
Malky Gets The Boot For 'Dirty Linen'!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th December
Are We Champions League Contenders?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th December
Taylor Sent To Liverpool!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th December
A Tribute From An England Legend ...
- Newcastle United Tue 24th December
Tiote Looks At Postives
- Newcastle United Tue 24th December
Pardew Happy To JFK Pick The Players!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th December
Hughes Wants To Sign Toon Flop
- Newcastle United Tue 24th December
It Was Xmas Eve Babe ...
- Newcastle United Tue 24th December
Everton Win Puts Toon 4pts From Champions League
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd December
The Idiots That Run Premier Clubs!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd December
Krul 'We Feel We Can Beat Anybody!'
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd December
Pardew For Spurs Job?
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd December
Cisse Life-Saver
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd December
The Reason Why (Some) Fans Cannot Take To Pardew
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd December
French Players Ready For The Snow
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd December
Toon Storm The Palace
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd December
Pardew's X-Factor Result
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd December
Pulis Blames Bad Defending
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd December
Toon Help Mackems - Who Can't Help Themselves!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd December
Will Cisse Become A No 9 Hero Or Move On?
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd December
Newcastle - Just Like Brazil!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd December
Demba Ba Talks About Arsenal Transfer
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd December
Shearer Has Got It Wrong - Say MOTD Viewers
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd December
Pardew Naive?
- Newcastle United Sat 21st December
Anita Backs Striker To Get Back To Scoring
- Newcastle United Sat 21st December
Expect Offers For Toon Defender!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st December
Taylor's Return
- Newcastle United Sat 21st December
Pardew & Ashley - That Meeting!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st December
Mackay Leaves Cardiff!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th December
FM Preview: Crystal Palace v Newcastle United 21 Dec 2013
- Newcastle United Fri 20th December
Barton Talks About THAT Unforgettable Incident!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th December
Tickets On Sale For St James' Park Extravaganza!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th December
Do Palace Fans Know How To Rock?
- Newcastle United Thu 19th December
Taylor's First Game In Four Months But Not At Palace
- Newcastle United Thu 19th December
Pesky Mackems Will Be Cheering On Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th December
Spurs & WBA To Name Managers ...
- Newcastle United Thu 19th December
Former Toon Boss And 'Unrealistic' Sackings?
- Newcastle United Thu 19th December
Pardew Needs To Understand - Cabaye Is Going!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th December
Newcastle Need Strengthening - And Pardew Knows It!!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th December
Pardew Talks About Zaha Loan Deal!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th December
No Logic In Taylor Loan Deal To QPR!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th December
Former Toon Star Buys The Citizens!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th December
Toon And Stoke Battle For Dutch International!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th December
Shola Goal Drought To End
- Newcastle United Wed 18th December
Newcastle Faced With FA Charge
- Newcastle United Wed 18th December
Toon - Trial By Long Ball
- Newcastle United Wed 18th December
Ashley Knows Cabaye Is More Saleable In Summer!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th December
Debuchy And Santon Not Under Threat
- Newcastle United Wed 18th December
Selhurst - Never The Best For A Visit
- Newcastle United Wed 18th December
Why Would Moyes Help Toon's European Push?
- Newcastle United Wed 18th December
Former Toon Boss - ''Give Hoddle The Job''!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th December
Remy The 'Pinnacle'
- Newcastle United Tue 17th December
Panto Season - Mackems Make It To Semis
- Newcastle United Tue 17th December
Keegan's Entertainers Reincarnated?
- Newcastle United Tue 17th December
Pardew Knows - You Can't Build A Team Around ...
- Newcastle United Tue 17th December
Pardew Hints Ashley Won't Spend!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th December
It's Toon v Mackems!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th December
Fat Boy - The (Half) Forgotten Genius
- Newcastle United Mon 16th December
A Heart-Felt Thought For Xmas!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th December
Toon Players Want European Football - Pardew Cakes His Pants!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th December
Who's Black And White Army?
- Newcastle United Mon 16th December
Tipped To Play For England - What Now For Toon Hero?
- Newcastle United Mon 16th December
Supporter's Meeting Cancelled
- Newcastle United Mon 16th December
Listen Schoolchildren - If You Get Your Maths Wrong ...
- Newcastle United Mon 16th December
Another One Bites The Dust - AVB Sacked!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th December
Are Toon Fans Making 'A Big Mistake'?
- Newcastle United Mon 16th December
Jesus On The Cross And ... The Mackems Get Relegated!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th December
No Xmas Carroll For Big Sam - He Could Be Next For Chop!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th December
Cabaye Could Have Made The Difference Against Saints!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th December
The One Consolation - Pardew Missed Panto!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th December
A Mother's Emotional Plea - Do YOU Know Anything?
- Newcastle United Mon 16th December
NewcastleUnited-Mad Latest Update
- Newcastle United Mon 16th December
Saints Or Sinners - Toon Throw Away Two Points!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th December
Shay To Quit The Smogs?
- Newcastle United Sun 15th December
Santon Mistake Kills Off Home Victory
- Newcastle United Sun 15th December
Toon Old Boy In Shock Sacking!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th December
No Tyne-Wear Derby Next Season!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th December
It Kicked Off - But Neither Manager Is Proud!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th December
Pardew Points Finger Of Blame At Remy!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th December
England Legend Hits Out At Ashley And Allanm 'Ego Trip'!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th December
Bizarre Incident Had Toon Fans In Stitches!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th December
Toon To Sign Laziest Player In Premier League?
- Newcastle United Sun 15th December
Shearer - Give Fans The Credit!
- Newcastle United Sat 14th December
Pardew: 'The Most Important Game Is ...
- Newcastle United Sat 14th December
West Ham's Loss - Newcastle's Gain!
- Newcastle United Sat 14th December
Coloccini Hints At Stay!
- Newcastle United Sat 14th December
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Southampton 14 Dec 2013
- Newcastle United Sat 14th December
Newcastle 1-1 Southampton- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 14th December
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Southampton 14 Dec 2013
- Newcastle United Fri 13th December
New System Sees Cisse Suffer
- Newcastle United Fri 13th December
Why Is Pardew Still To Win Over The Fans?
- Newcastle United Fri 13th December
Southampton - 'All Boats And Cricket'
- Newcastle United Fri 13th December
Fancy Dress - The Class Of 95
- Newcastle United Fri 13th December
Forster Desperate For England Move!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th December
Has Ashley Learned From The Mackems?
- Newcastle United Fri 13th December
The Man To Ease Newcastle's Worries ...
- Newcastle United Fri 13th December
Mackems Switch - Toon Cup Date Will Stay
- Newcastle United Fri 13th December
New 40,000 Capicity Stadium In London?
- Newcastle United Fri 13th December
Hard As Nails! Is He The Difference?
- Newcastle United Fri 13th December
Gym Work Has Tuned Up Toon Midfielder
- Newcastle United Fri 13th December
Pardew Praise For The 'Late Arrival'
- Newcastle United Fri 13th December
The Man To Trouble The Toon?
- Newcastle United Thu 12th December
Media Speculation Has Big Sam Puzzled
- Newcastle United Thu 12th December
Come On ... Even Sunderland Beat Them!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th December
Cabaye v Robson - How Times Have Changed!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th December
Cabaye 'Not Looking To The Future' - Just January!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th December
Third Time Lucky For Pardew? Even For A Mackem?
- Newcastle United Thu 12th December
Eight Games That Changed Shearer's Career
- Newcastle United Thu 12th December
Toon Player Who Was A Lot Better Than He Says!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th December
ITV And BBC Decide TV Schedule
- Newcastle United Wed 11th December
Former Toon Star Says 'We Didn't Know We Had To Score'!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th December
Idiots Disgrace The Good Name Of NUFC
- Newcastle United Wed 11th December
Do We Already Have Coloccini Replacement?
- Newcastle United Wed 11th December
Owner Comes First - 'Fans Can Go And Die'!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th December
Tiote Back In Dock In Bizarre Court Case
- Newcastle United Wed 11th December
Hammers After Toon Ex-Striker
- Newcastle United Wed 11th December
Pardew Looking Anxiously Over His Shoulder
- Newcastle United Wed 11th December
Why DID Southampton Sack Pardew?
- Newcastle United Wed 11th December
Money4Questions - Ashley Sinks To New Low!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th December
St Mirren - Scotland's Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th December
Mackems Could Get Allardyce The Sack!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th December
The Toon Boss Who Was 'The Worst Motivator Ever'!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th December
Poor Preparation Was Reason For Defeat At Swansea!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th December
The Man Who Will Replace Moyes!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th December
This Scum Should NEVER Be Allowed To Play In England!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th December
The Truth - Why Andy Carroll Was Sold!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th December
Newcastle - A 'Slag Heap'?
- Newcastle United Tue 10th December
French Is The Language In Toon Dressing Room!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th December
Tiote Cannot Wait For Brazil
- Newcastle United Tue 10th December
Pardew - 'My Team Reflecs The Hard-Working Fans'
- Newcastle United Tue 10th December
Villa Game Switched - Cardiff Next?
- Newcastle United Tue 10th December
Shola For Hull? Not Before Brazil!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th December
Looking Up Is Such A Pleasant Change For Toon Fans
- Newcastle United Mon 9th December
Cabaye Too Good For Man Utd?
- Newcastle United Mon 9th December
One Game Ban For Toon Hero!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th December
How Serious Is The FA Cup In Pardew's Thinking?
- Newcastle United Mon 9th December
A Monkey Could Do The Job - But Not Moyes!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th December
The Biggest Ego In Football - And He Was A Mackem!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th December
Fatal Attraction - Cabaye Boils The Bunny!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th December
Toon To Snub PSG Interest And Wait For Big Bucks!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th December
Pardew Winning Over The Doubters?
- Newcastle United Mon 9th December
Team lineups: Manchester United v Newcastle United 07 Dec 2013
- Newcastle United Sat 7th December
Man Utd 0-1 Newcastle- Report
- Newcastle United Sat 7th December
'You're Going Down With The Mackems!'
- Newcastle United Sat 7th December
Pardew Better Than We Thought? Could Be!
- Newcastle United Sat 7th December
Moyes Good Enough? You Have Got To Be Joking!
- Newcastle United Sat 7th December
Pardew Puts The Needle To The Record!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th December
FM Preview: Manchester United v Newcastle United 07 Dec 2013
- Newcastle United Fri 6th December
Horror Plane Journey For Toon Stars!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th December
What Now For Moyes And Pardew - Sulk Or Fight?
- Newcastle United Fri 6th December
Why Tell Toon Fans Lies?
- Newcastle United Fri 6th December
Toon Defender Fights Fear-Factor!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th December
Double Delight For NU Pair
- Newcastle United Fri 6th December
Is Pardew Facing The Curse?
- Newcastle United Fri 6th December
No Rooney - Can Only Be Good News!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th December
Toon French Players Must Be Happy With Draw!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th December
And He Says He's The 'New Sir Bobby Robson'!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th December
Toon Still Stay Ahead Of Man Utd
- Newcastle United Thu 5th December
Well Then ... Was It A Head-Butt?
- Newcastle United Thu 5th December
Debuchy 'Didn't Make A Meal Of It'
- Newcastle United Thu 5th December
Cabaye - Final Piece Of Arsenal's Title Jigsaw?
- Newcastle United Thu 5th December
Pardew's Chance To Achieve Something Sir Bobby Never Did!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th December
Toon Lead Three Times And Still Lose!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th December
Why Was Ben Arfa Not Involved At Swansea?
- Newcastle United Thu 5th December
The Away Trip EVERYONE Wants To Go To!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th December
Shelvy Won't Be Charged By FA!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th December
Pardew Expects More From The Academy
- Newcastle United Thu 5th December
Ben Arfa Injury (Or Court Appearance?)
- Newcastle United Thu 5th December
Were We Lucky To Miss Out On Injury-Prone Carroll?
- Newcastle United Thu 5th December
The Draw - What To Expect
- Newcastle United Thu 5th December
Giggs Warning To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th December
Bookies Write Off Man Utd Title Hopes!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th December
We Find Out Our Destiny On Friday
- Newcastle United Wed 4th December
Toon Striker Chased By Laudrup!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th December
Toon Could Face Michu After All!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th December
Oh No ... Not 'Scantily-Dressed Girls' In Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Wed 4th December
What Can NUFC Do About A Tattoo Trademark?
- Newcastle United Wed 4th December
Mackems Hit Rock Bottom - Again!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th December
Defeat To Mackems Fired Up Pardew's Wilting Stars!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th December
Gouffran Left The ''Jealousy'' Back In France
- Newcastle United Wed 4th December
Pardew's European Paranoia
- Newcastle United Wed 4th December
Pardew Reveals His Major Fear!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th December
What DID Convince Ashley To Stick With Pardew?
- Newcastle United Wed 4th December
Important Six Weeks In The Life Of One Toon Striker
- Newcastle United Wed 4th December
Routledge Geared Up For Toon Challenge
- Newcastle United Wed 4th December
Shearer And Hartson - Waffle Or Constructive?
- Newcastle United Wed 4th December
FM Preview: Swansea City v Newcastle United 04 Dec 2013
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd December
Half-Season Tickets On Sale For £244
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd December
Mackems? I Thought I Could Smell Sh...
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd December
Pardew's Wealth Of Riches!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd December
Stadium Warning - Throw Flares - You Go To Jail!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd December
Coloccini - Now The Wife Get Involved!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd December
And We Thought Ashley Had 'Lost The Plot'!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd December
14 Reasons Why Pardew Is No Sir Bobby Robson!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd December
Shay Delighted With Winning Start For Smogs!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd December
Toon Defender Gives Key To Success!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd December
Pardew Wants Rule Change!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd December
They Fall Like Flies - But Not Pardew!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd December
Toon Hitting The Heights - Are You Watching Man Utd?
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd December
Pardew: 'I'm Good Me!'
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd December
Newcastle Make Draw - Despite Defeat!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd December
'We Want Our Money Back' Chant Changed Our Season!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd December
Seaside Or Tyneside For Toon Forgotten Man?
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd December
Goal That Rocked The Gallowgate End!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd December
Newcastle Players Missing Europa League!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd December
Swans v Magpies - The Lowdown
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd December
City To Drop St James' Park Down To Fourth Biggest!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd December
Toon Fodder For Swans Cup Homecoming!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd December
Mighty Toon March On!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st December
Four Out Of Four For Rising Geordies!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st December
Pardew's Dread Of Europe Continues!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st December
Nothing For Two Years - Two Buses Come Together!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st December
Clarke Return To St James's Not A Happy Home-Comng
- Newcastle United Sun 1st December
Shearer Still Says Arsenal In False Position!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st December