Newcastle United Mad News Archive

FootyMAD's Manchester United match preview
- Newcastle United Sun 31st December
Toon Back In The Relegation Dog Fight
- Newcastle United Sun 31st December
18-Year Old Rocks Toon
- Newcastle United Sun 31st December
Roeder: "Kids Trying To Do A Man's Job"
- Newcastle United Sun 31st December
The Way To Beat Man Utd ....
- Newcastle United Sun 31st December
Toon Defence Takes Another Blow
- Newcastle United Sun 31st December
Transfer Window - How Important?
- Newcastle United Sat 30th December
Roeder:
- Newcastle United Sat 30th December
If Only Owen Had Been Fit
- Newcastle United Sat 30th December
More Woe For Roeder
- Newcastle United Sat 30th December
Mackems Will NOT Move For Rossi
- Newcastle United Sat 30th December
Emre Heading To Germany?
- Newcastle United Sat 30th December
Roeder Won't Waste His Pot Of Gold
- Newcastle United Sat 30th December
Team line-ups v Everton
- Newcastle United Sat 30th December
Everton 3 Newcastle United 0
- Newcastle United Sat 30th December
FootyMAD's Everton match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 29th December
Ramage Lets Nolan Off The Hook
- Newcastle United Fri 29th December
Pav "I Did Shout For The Ball"
- Newcastle United Fri 29th December
French Star Says "Newcastle The Best"
- Newcastle United Fri 29th December
Sibierski Wants To Meet His Hero
- Newcastle United Fri 29th December
Fred Will Have To Go "Crazy" To Get Target
- Newcastle United Fri 29th December
£12m To Coax Crouch To Newcastle
- Newcastle United Fri 29th December
Dyer Learns From Owen Dilema
- Newcastle United Fri 29th December
Roeder Waits On Shay
- Newcastle United Fri 29th December
Roeder Gets Reward From Crisis
- Newcastle United Fri 29th December
Pav Fails To Make Textbook Return
- Newcastle United Wed 27th December
We Don't Want Hammers Misfit!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th December
Toon Defender Not A One-Hit Wonder
- Newcastle United Wed 27th December
Roeder Won't Give Pav Stick
- Newcastle United Wed 27th December
Does Your Heart Bleed For Diouf?
- Newcastle United Wed 27th December
Goodison Park ... The Geordies Are On Their Way!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th December
Team line-ups v Bolton Wanderers
- Newcastle United Tue 26th December
Bolton Wanderers 2 Newcastle United 1
- Newcastle United Tue 26th December
FootyMAD's Bolton Wanderers match preview
- Newcastle United Mon 25th December
Blistering Start Shocked Jol
- Newcastle United Sun 24th December
Roeder: "Watch Us Go In 2007!"
- Newcastle United Sun 24th December
Bernard Ends Toon Career
- Newcastle United Sun 24th December
Pav Waits On Reebok Start
- Newcastle United Sun 24th December
Toon Cast Eye Over Cameroon Striker
- Newcastle United Sun 24th December
Toon Change Tactics To Lure Saints Star
- Newcastle United Sun 24th December
Toon "Hate Figure" Set To Sit Out Clash
- Newcastle United Sun 24th December
"Beardsley Shuffle" Puts Spurs On Back Foot
- Newcastle United Sun 24th December
News For Toon Army Travelling To Bolton
- Newcastle United Sun 24th December
Glad To Be In The Trenches With Roeder!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th December
Roeder "No Back Door This Time"
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd December
Wingers We Have ... Defenders We Don't!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd December
Would You Like Norman Wisdom As Chairman?
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd December
Roeder: Premiership Must Get Wise To Chelsea Tricks
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd December
Milner Wants To Stay
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd December
Does Babayaro Deserve To Return?
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd December
Roeder Teaches Souness A Lesson
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd December
Team line-ups v Tottenham Hotspur
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd December
Newcastle United 3 Tottenham Hotspur 1
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd December
FootyMAD's Tottenham Hotspur match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd December
Roeder Won't Take "No" For An Answer
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd December
What Reception Will Jenas Get?
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd December
Where's A Russian Linesman When You Need One?
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd December
Newcastle's England Skipper In Waiting
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd December
The Last Time Spurs Came Calling
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd December
Newcastle Through The Eyes Of An 8-Year-Old
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd December
Roeder Deal Was Always "None Starter"
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd December
Toon Travellers Take Note
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd December
Michael Owen Owes Newcastle Big Time!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd December
"Hands Off" Warning To Villa
- Newcastle United Thu 21st December
Smogs Play Down Toon Rumours
- Newcastle United Thu 21st December
Chelsea Are A Disgrace To The Sport!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st December
Chelsea Praise Their Golden Boy
- Newcastle United Thu 21st December
Drogba Free-Kick - Roeder Fumes
- Newcastle United Thu 21st December
Roeder Should Have Made Changes!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st December
Xmas In Toon
- Newcastle United Thu 21st December
Roeder Targets Defence
- Newcastle United Wed 20th December
Dyer Wants Rid Of "Sicknote" Jibe
- Newcastle United Wed 20th December
Shepherd Cannot Afford To Miss Upson This Time!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th December
The "Irish" In Shay Given
- Newcastle United Wed 20th December
Chelsea Defender Faces "Worst Nightmare"
- Newcastle United Wed 20th December
Get Yer Dosh On The Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th December
Shepherd Packs His Suitcase!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th December
Team line-ups v Chelsea
- Newcastle United Wed 20th December
Newcastle United 0 Chelsea 1
- Newcastle United Wed 20th December
Have Newcastle Bigger Priorities?
- Newcastle United Tue 19th December
When The Going Get's Tough ...
- Newcastle United Tue 19th December
Significance Of The Magpie's No 9 Shirt
- Newcastle United Tue 19th December
Newcastle "Not Big Enough" For Klose?
- Newcastle United Tue 19th December
Chelsea - Have They Bigger Fish To Fry?
- Newcastle United Tue 19th December
Last Time Chelsea Visited St James' Park
- Newcastle United Tue 19th December
Roeder Protects His Players From Rumours
- Newcastle United Mon 18th December
Thousands Of Toon Fans To Be Turned Down
- Newcastle United Mon 18th December
Roeder: "It Could Have Been Far Worse!"
- Newcastle United Mon 18th December
The Most Bizarre Competition In World Sport
- Newcastle United Mon 18th December
Toon Fans Have Seen It All Before
- Newcastle United Mon 18th December
Our £10m Bargain?
- Newcastle United Mon 18th December
Oh Freddy Shepherd - They've Sussed You!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th December
Forget Rooney ... Our Boy Produced The Goods!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th December
Team line-ups v Watford
- Newcastle United Sat 16th December
Newcastle United 2 Watford 1
- Newcastle United Sat 16th December
FootyMAD's Watford match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 15th December
Shepherd Stands Firm - But Hall Wants Out!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th December
Toon Get Dream Draw
- Newcastle United Fri 15th December
Toon Players In The Trenches ... Together!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th December
Geordies Welcome The Hornets
- Newcastle United Fri 15th December
Our Last Meeting With The Hornets
- Newcastle United Fri 15th December
Should Shepherd Get Out Of Toon?
- Newcastle United Fri 15th December
Roeder Wanted More At Stamford Bridge
- Newcastle United Thu 14th December
Chelsea Boo-Boys Hit Out
- Newcastle United Thu 14th December
Jose Dropped Shev As "Respect" To Newcastle
- Newcastle United Thu 14th December
Roeder And The "Jolly Red Giant"
- Newcastle United Thu 14th December
Bramble In Hospital
- Newcastle United Thu 14th December
Charlie Has Tests
- Newcastle United Thu 14th December
You're Fooling Yourself Terry! Man U's Title!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th December
Roeder Puts Fight Back Into Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th December
The Draw Toon Fans DON'T Want
- Newcastle United Thu 14th December
Team line-ups v Chelsea
- Newcastle United Wed 13th December
Chelsea 1 Newcastle United 0
- Newcastle United Wed 13th December
FootyMAD's Chelsea match preview
- Newcastle United Tue 12th December
Last Time We Went To "The Bridge"
- Newcastle United Tue 12th December
Newcastle - This Week
- Newcastle United Tue 12th December
Injury List "As Long As The Tyne"
- Newcastle United Tue 12th December
Another Avenue Closes For Toon Striker
- Newcastle United Tue 12th December
Milestone For Shay Given
- Newcastle United Tue 12th December
Toon Travellers Going To Stamford Bridge
- Newcastle United Tue 12th December
Ex-Toon Player At Crossroads
- Newcastle United Tue 12th December
The "Curse" Of Newcastle United
- Newcastle United Mon 11th December
New "Supermac" Can Lift Geordies
- Newcastle United Mon 11th December
Will Man Utd "Do A Newcastle"?
- Newcastle United Mon 11th December
Roeder Could Teach Pardew A Lesson Or Two
- Newcastle United Mon 11th December
Should Newcastle Turn Up?
- Newcastle United Mon 11th December
Solano U-Turn
- Newcastle United Sun 10th December
Belravia Group Tight-Lipped Over Takeover
- Newcastle United Sun 10th December
Emre Accused Of "Bad Language"
- Newcastle United Sun 10th December
Roeder: "What Planet Is He On?"
- Newcastle United Sun 10th December
From Coward To Idiot? Savage On The Up!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th December
Transfer Speculation Gets Ridiculous
- Newcastle United Sun 10th December
Rovers Fans Go Into Hiding ... Again!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th December
Team line-ups v Blackburn Rovers
- Newcastle United Sat 9th December
Last Time We Played At Ewood Park
- Newcastle United Sat 9th December
Blackburn Rovers 1 Newcastle United 3
- Newcastle United Sat 9th December
FootyMAD's Blackburn Rovers match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 8th December
Toon Target Misses Match
- Newcastle United Fri 8th December
Skipper "We've Turned The Corner
- Newcastle United Fri 8th December
Roeder "Shocked" At Toon Army
- Newcastle United Fri 8th December
A First For St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th December
Have We Found That Perfect Partnership?
- Newcastle United Fri 8th December
New "Wyn Davies" Says Confidence Is Back
- Newcastle United Fri 8th December
Nobby Can "Play Anywhere"!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th December
Roeder Wants To See More Of Martins' Celebration
- Newcastle United Thu 7th December
Toon Rise Above Smoggies
- Newcastle United Thu 7th December
Come On Toon Army - You're Better Than That!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th December
Did Shay Want To Take The Penalty?
- Newcastle United Thu 7th December
What Was Said To Emre?
- Newcastle United Thu 7th December
Spanish Club Furious With Luque!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th December
Sibierski Robbed!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th December
Toon Fans Travelling To Blackburn
- Newcastle United Thu 7th December
SAFC Club Shop To Rival Newcastle's!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th December
"Sick Note" Out Again!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th December
Smoggies Have Last Laugh
- Newcastle United Wed 6th December
Titus Sits Out Reading Game
- Newcastle United Wed 6th December
Chelsea Story Has Roeder Laughing
- Newcastle United Wed 6th December
Bent As A "Nine Pound Note"
- Newcastle United Wed 6th December
Roeder Hits Back At Man Utd Jibe
- Newcastle United Wed 6th December
Have We Seen The Last Of Moore?
- Newcastle United Wed 6th December
Team line-ups v Reading
- Newcastle United Wed 6th December
Newcastle United 3 Reading 2
- Newcastle United Wed 6th December
FootyMAD's Reading match preview
- Newcastle United Tue 5th December
Toon - Not A Bad Weekend
- Newcastle United Mon 4th December
Nobby Puts Newcastle First
- Newcastle United Mon 4th December
No More "Favours" From Man Utd
- Newcastle United Mon 4th December
Owen's "Wish You Were Here" Report
- Newcastle United Mon 4th December
Milner Changes His Story
- Newcastle United Mon 4th December
Roeder Set To Snub Striker
- Newcastle United Mon 4th December
Roeder Cannot Please Bookies
- Newcastle United Mon 4th December
Newcastle Cup Draw Not The Best
- Newcastle United Mon 4th December
Shepherd DOES Decide The Players!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th December
The Toon - This Week
- Newcastle United Mon 4th December
Taylor And The "Shirt Incident"
- Newcastle United Fri 1st December
Brave Little Albert
- Newcastle United Fri 1st December
Germans Happy With Roeder's Comments
- Newcastle United Fri 1st December
Roeder: "This Was Our Toughest Test"
- Newcastle United Fri 1st December
Newcastle Take-Over Latest!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st December
Bramble: "I Want To Stay At Newcastle"
- Newcastle United Fri 1st December
Toon Fans Make A Date For December 15th
- Newcastle United Fri 1st December