Newcastle United Mad News Archive

It Could Have Been Toon v Chelsea!
- Newcastle United Sat 31st October
Former Toon Boss Fears 'Disastrous' Move!
- Newcastle United Sat 31st October
Money For Nothing ... And Your Kicks For Free!
- Newcastle United Sat 31st October
Foxes Join Magpies At The Top!
- Newcastle United Sat 31st October
Celtic Fan Turns On Former Toon Defender!
- Newcastle United Sat 31st October
So Campbell DID Get His Magpies Wrong!
- Newcastle United Sat 31st October
Ashley's £20m Is NOT For Transfers!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th October
The Days Of Shearer Seem A Lifetime Away!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th October
International Retirement For 'Huffed' Bellars?
- Newcastle United Fri 30th October
When Will The Penny Drop - We Don't Want 'Old Firm' In England!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th October
Not More Talk Of A Toon Boycott!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th October
Moncur Has Harewood Sussed!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th October
Toon Legend Says We Need A Wyn Davies!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th October
Blades Coach Fears Toons 'X Factor'!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th October
Toon Win Could Finish Off Blackwell!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th October
A Letter For Mike Ashley!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th October
Taylor Blunted The Blades!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th October
Shepherd Blast At 'Money Crazed' Ashley!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th October
Hughton Plays Down Ashley's Promise Of Cash!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th October
Coloccini Boost For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th October
Red Card Was Never Going To Be Overturned!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th October
Supermac Blast At Ashley And Hughton!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th October
Good News For Blades Fans!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th October
Toon Face Another 'Sack The Board' Chant At Sheffield!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th October
Former Toon Star Says Hughton Deserves The Job!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th October
Mick Quinn: 'Ashley Could Rename SJP The Old Vic'!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th October
St James' To Be Renamed 'Fat Ashley's Playpen'!
- Newcastle United Wed 28th October
Former Toon Star Wants Abusive Fans Banned!
- Newcastle United Wed 28th October
Owen Thinks He's Better Than Reporters Make Out!
- Newcastle United Wed 28th October
Leeds Tell Toon 'Hands Off Beckford'!
- Newcastle United Wed 28th October
Can Hughton Get Smith To Button His Gob?
- Newcastle United Wed 28th October
It's A Different Pressure On Hughton Now!
- Newcastle United Wed 28th October
Macedonian Striker For Toon?
- Newcastle United Wed 28th October
Ashley Goes To Court!
- Newcastle United Wed 28th October
Toon Army Head To Bramall Lane
- Newcastle United Wed 28th October
Geordie Boy Cannot Wait For Mackem Success!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th October
Another Time-Waster Bites The Dust At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th October
Capello's 'Torment' Is Michael Owen!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th October
Calderwood Will Not Be Stepping Into Barnes' Shoes!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th October
FA Study Toon Appeal!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th October
Hughton Wants To Keep Harewood!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th October
Hughton Wants To Prove Toon Right - Boro Wrong!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th October
Nolan Agrees With Souness!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th October
Pressure Grows On Hughton To Play Ranger!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th October
Former Toon Defender Tipped For Boro!
- Newcastle United Mon 26th October
Don't Waste Your Time Hughton!
- Newcastle United Mon 26th October
Let's Face It - Donny Threw It Away!
- Newcastle United Sun 25th October
Shearer - 'Giz A Job' - But Not Boro!
- Newcastle United Sun 25th October
'We Are Top Of The League, Say ...'
- Newcastle United Sun 25th October
Harewood Is Not As Bad As We Suggest!
- Newcastle United Sun 25th October
Hughton 'Relieved' At Result!
- Newcastle United Sun 25th October
Sorry O'Driscoll ... But You Blew It!
- Newcastle United Sun 25th October
Ashley Attacked (Can We Have The Video Please?)
- Newcastle United Sun 25th October
Dennis Wise Is Still On Toon Payroll!
- Newcastle United Sun 25th October
Toon Go Fishing In Ireland!
- Newcastle United Sat 24th October
What Is Harewood's Problem?
- Newcastle United Sat 24th October
Team News - Toon v Donny
- Newcastle United Sat 24th October
Owen Has No Fear Of Anfield Hell-Hole!
- Newcastle United Sat 24th October
Nolan Back To His Best!
- Newcastle United Sat 24th October
Don't Panic! Corporal Jones Plays For The Toon!
- Newcastle United Sat 24th October
Nicky Butt - Hero Or Villain?
- Newcastle United Sat 24th October
Team line-ups v Doncaster Rovers
- Newcastle United Sat 24th October
Newcastle United 2 Doncaster Rovers 1
- Newcastle United Sat 24th October
FootyMAD's Doncaster Rovers match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd October
Hughton Tracking Norwegian After Dennis Wise Tip Off!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd October
Hughton Appointment Ashley's Biggest Gaff Yet!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd October
Coloccini Told To Move In Transfer Window?
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd October
Taylor Could Return For Donny Fixture!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd October
Moncur Knows Full Well Shearer Is The Man - Not Hughton!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd October
Putting That Scunny Defeat In Context ...
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd October
Taylor: 'The Premiership Can Wait'!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd October
Dump This 'Long Ball' Rubbish Hughton!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd October
Forgotten Toon Boy Returns With Donny!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd October
Former Toon Star Bankrupt!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd October
Shearer 'No' To Boro!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd October
Moat Never Had The Money!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd October
Hughton Will 'Stick To The Way We Are Playing'!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd October
Hughton Wants 'More Good Days Than Bad'!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd October
Another Ban For Smith - Will He Ever Learn?
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd October
Smogs Sack Southgate!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st October
Hughton - 'I'm Set For The Job!'
- Newcastle United Wed 21st October
Scunny Win That 'Cup Final'!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st October
Toon Pay Keegan's Court Costs!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st October
Keegan For Boro?
- Newcastle United Wed 21st October
Moat Has Five Days To Find The Money Or Ashley Stays!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th October
Coloccini And Taylor Missing!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th October
Scunny Ready For Their Cup Final!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th October
Merseyside Police Search WRONG Fans!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th October
It's No Easy Night At Scunny For Toon!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th October
Ref Blunder Has Toon Skipper On Knife-Edge!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th October
Smith Predicts A Season Of Twists And Turns!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th October
Khizanishvili Needs More Than 'Freshness'!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th October
Harper Wants Replay Of Forest Second-Half!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th October
Toon Face Night Of Destiny!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th October
Team line-ups v Scunthorpe United
- Newcastle United Tue 20th October
Let's Be Honest - Do We REALLY Want Hughton As Boss?
- Newcastle United Tue 20th October
Ashley Set For The Biggest Catastrophe Yet!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th October
Scunthorpe United 2 Newcastle United 1
- Newcastle United Tue 20th October
FootyMAD's Scunthorpe United match preview
- Newcastle United Mon 19th October
Former Toon Star Calls It A Day!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th October
Toon Learn Another Lesson!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th October
The Fizz Has Gone - Time For Shearer's Return?
- Newcastle United Mon 19th October
Give Forest Their 15 Minutes Of Fame!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th October
Two Points Out Of Nine - Hughton On The Spot!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th October
Well Then Moat - Let's See The Colour Of Your Money!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th October
Ashley: Regrets, I've Had A Few, But Then Again ...
- Newcastle United Mon 19th October
The New Peter Crouch - And That Temptation!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th October
Toon To Put Things Right At Scunny?
- Newcastle United Mon 19th October
Albion Put Pressure On Mighty Magpies!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th October
99 Red Balloons Floating In The Mackem Sun!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th October
Toon Defender Admits: 'It's Not Good Enough'!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th October
Team line-ups v Nottingham Forest
- Newcastle United Sat 17th October
Nottingham Forest 1 Newcastle United 0
- Newcastle United Sat 17th October
FootyMAD's Nottingham Forest match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 16th October
Toon Name Manager Next Week!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th October
Toon Star: 'We're Still In Second Gear'!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th October
Ashley Snubs Moat And Prepares For The Long Haul!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th October
Toon Must Get Used To European Mentality!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th October
Khizanishvili Took A Hammering!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th October
The Day The German Destroyed The Scabs!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th October
Smith Will Not End Up At Bolton!
- Newcastle United Thu 15th October
Toon Stars Heading To Africa!
- Newcastle United Thu 15th October
Harewood Is Fit - But Hughton Has Options!
- Newcastle United Thu 15th October
Shearer Takes Over From Sir Bobby!
- Newcastle United Thu 15th October
Euro Giants Check Out Krul Super Display!
- Newcastle United Wed 14th October
Calderwood Returns To Hell-Hole!
- Newcastle United Wed 14th October
Toon Coach Welcomes International Break!
- Newcastle United Wed 14th October
Shay Has Bitter Memories Of Defeat!
- Newcastle United Wed 14th October
Old Firm Desperate To Get Out Of Mickey Mouse League!
- Newcastle United Wed 14th October
Enrique Set To Impress The Mackems?
- Newcastle United Wed 14th October
Nigerian Striker On Hughton's Wish-List?
- Newcastle United Wed 14th October
Hughton Thanks The Hand Of God!
- Newcastle United Wed 14th October
Toon Players Escape Bug!
- Newcastle United Wed 14th October
Coloccini Expected To Train Tomorrow!
- Newcastle United Wed 14th October
Millers Turn Over Toon Kids!
- Newcastle United Wed 14th October
American Bid For Toon Laughed Off?
- Newcastle United Wed 14th October
Steve Howey In Reverse!
- Newcastle United Tue 13th October
Hughton For 'Short Term' Contract?
- Newcastle United Tue 13th October
Toon CD Not On General Sale!
- Newcastle United Tue 13th October
Houghton Wants To Be Manager!
- Newcastle United Tue 13th October
Hughton Lets Ashley Get On With Business!
- Newcastle United Tue 13th October
Toon New Boy Has New Lease Of Life!
- Newcastle United Tue 13th October
Harewood Says Relegation Is In The Past!
- Newcastle United Tue 13th October
Toon To Follow Southgate Mentality?
- Newcastle United Mon 12th October
Kick In The Nuts For Former Toon Hero!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th October
Internet Flop For England Fixture!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th October
Emre Waves Goodbye To World Cup!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th October
If Ashley Stays - Fat Fred Goes Gunning!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th October
Moat Still Hasn't Produced Proof He Has Money!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th October
Dennis The Menace Is Back!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th October
Enrique Bound For Mackemland?
- Newcastle United Mon 12th October
Ameobi Set For Quick Return?
- Newcastle United Mon 12th October
Brothers In Arms - At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th October
Carroll The Lionheart!
- Newcastle United Sat 10th October
Hughton Defends His Winger's Long Trip!
- Newcastle United Sat 10th October
Jonas Gets Hughton Backing!
- Newcastle United Sat 10th October
Toon 'Are Creative' Insists Hughton!
- Newcastle United Sat 10th October
Nobby Out To Get Maradona The Sack?
- Newcastle United Fri 9th October
Former Toon Star Gets The Boot!
- Newcastle United Fri 9th October
Former Toon Boss Gives England Backing!
- Newcastle United Fri 9th October
No Surprises Says Ex-Geordie Boy!
- Newcastle United Fri 9th October
From Magpies To Throstles?
- Newcastle United Fri 9th October
Oh Dear - The Hatred For Owen Is Growing
- Newcastle United Fri 9th October
Barton 'No Problem If Shearer Returns'!
- Newcastle United Fri 9th October
Five Bids For Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 7th October
Toon Stars Could See Manager Walk-Out!
- Newcastle United Wed 7th October
Shay Backs His Old Toon Mate!
- Newcastle United Wed 7th October
No Regrets Slagging Off Celtic!
- Newcastle United Wed 7th October
Has Barry Moat Got The Money? NO!
- Newcastle United Wed 7th October
Either Krul Plays Or He's Off!
- Newcastle United Wed 7th October
Toon Lose To Smogs!
- Newcastle United Wed 7th October
Benitez Faces Chop?
- Newcastle United Tue 6th October
Moat Offers Less Than Asking Price!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th October
Lovenkrands Reaching Fitness!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th October
Geordies Off To See The Scabs!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th October
Crimewatch - Toon Mascot Kidnapped!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th October
Wise Not Even Good Enough For TV!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th October
Ashley Situation Gets Worse!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th October
Keegan Would 'Love To Return To Newcastle'!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th October
FA Investigate Former Toon Boss!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th October
Hughton Says Barton Will Be A Major Miss!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th October
Darlo Get New Boss!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th October
Newcastle Fans To Buy The Club?
- Newcastle United Mon 5th October
Ashley Can Forget 'Unconditional Support'!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th October
Hughton Defends Team Selection!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th October
Enrique Was Not Dropped!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th October
Hughton Deserves The Credit!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th October
Toon Star Wants Fans To Forget The 'Negatives'!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th October
Toon Drop More Home Points!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th October
Come On Moat - Let's See The Whites Of Your Eyes!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th October
Hughton Puts Shearer To The Sword!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th October
Moat On The Brink Of Hero Worship Or Ridicule!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th October
Shepherd Covers Up His Tracks!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th October
Smogs The Only Challengers To Gain Ground!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th October
Hughton Questions The Referee!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th October
City Boss Admits 'Lucky Escape'!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th October
Why All The Clever Money On Sacking?
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd October
What Keegan Had To Say ...
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd October
Keane Feels The Crunch!
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd October
Mackem Sand-Dancer Under Pressure?
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd October
Big Sam Says The Toon Are 'Massive'!
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd October
Toon Defender Heads Home In December!
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd October
Ketsbaia Set For National Job?
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd October
Team line-ups v Bristol City
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd October
Newcastle United 0 Bristol City 0
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd October
FootyMAD's Bristol City match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd October
End Of The Road For Solano!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd October
Guthrie Looks For Better Luck!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd October
Keegan Verdict Expected TODAY!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd October
'Jobsworth' Hit Newcastle For Six Games!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd October
Mackem Sand-Dancer On Suicide Watch?
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd October
Oh Dear - ANOTHER Toon Cup Final!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd October
Robins Face The Magpies!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd October
Shearer Takes Another Step To Royalty!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd October
Coloccini Won't Fly To South America!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd October
Toon Fixture Change!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd October
Barton Under The Knife!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd October
Keegan Gets £2m!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd October
'Has Been' Owen Bites The Dust Once Again!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st October
Toon Crowd 4,000 Down!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st October
Quick Reminder To Toon Players!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st October
Credit To Rangers - They Came To Play!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st October
Will Toon Partnership Be Split?
- Newcastle United Thu 1st October
Difficult Times For Spiderman!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st October
'Point So Important' - Says Toon Winger!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st October
Toon Boss Comes Clean!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st October
Guthrie Blows His Big Chance!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st October
Old Boy Returns To His Proper Home!
- Newcastle United Thu 1st October