Newcastle United Mad News Archive

£20m And Cisse Can Go?
- Newcastle United Fri 31st May
Newcastle Renew Interest In Gervinho
- Newcastle United Fri 31st May
Mackems After Former Toon Keeper!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st May
The Penny Finally Drops And Pardew Has Re-Think!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st May
'Big Bad Shearer'? Not According To Bellamy
- Newcastle United Fri 31st May
Haidara Wants To Push To Next Level
- Newcastle United Fri 31st May
Ferguson At The Crossroads - Newcastle Or Brum?
- Newcastle United Thu 30th May
Passion For The Club's Crest - Does It REALLY Matter?
- Newcastle United Thu 30th May
England Head To Brazil With A Whimper!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th May
Debuchy 'I'm Better Than That'
- Newcastle United Thu 30th May
Will Campbell And Cisse Be Our Strike-Force Next Season?
- Newcastle United Thu 30th May
Was Pardew In Monaco To Sort Ben Arfa Transfer?
- Newcastle United Thu 30th May
Hang On ... Did We Get The Right Player?
- Newcastle United Thu 30th May
Will Ramage Show He Really Is Premiership Class?
- Newcastle United Thu 30th May
Everton And Stoke To Name Managers
- Newcastle United Wed 29th May
Clarky Releases Former Toon Defender
- Newcastle United Wed 29th May
'Tired' Cisse The Lone Soldier!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th May
Playing For Celtic Is Holding Forster Back!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th May
Would Newcastle Have Tempted Benitez?
- Newcastle United Tue 28th May
Shay's Premiership Career At An End?
- Newcastle United Tue 28th May
Owen Takes The Shearer Road To Stardom
- Newcastle United Tue 28th May
Trip To The Seaside For Toon Army
- Newcastle United Tue 28th May
United's Goalkeepers In Good Hands
- Newcastle United Tue 28th May
Pardew Mixes With The Stars In Monaco
- Newcastle United Tue 28th May
Carroll Causes Liverpool A Major Headache
- Newcastle United Tue 28th May
Pardew's 7 Deadly Sins - Why He Should Go!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th May
Goalkeeper's Union As Strong As Ever At Newcastle
- Newcastle United Mon 27th May
Britain's Youngest Football Hooligan!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th May
At Least Haidara Will Know The Meaning Of 'Burger And Fries'
- Newcastle United Mon 27th May
Leicester Stun Newcastle In Hong Kong!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th May
Only One Club For IRA 'Poppy Boy' Mackem - Guess Who?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th May
Mags To Help Monkey Hangers?
- Newcastle United Sun 26th May
Toon's 'Nearly Man' Signs For U's
- Newcastle United Sun 26th May
Rob Lee - 'He Didn't Want Me At Newcastle!'
- Newcastle United Sun 26th May
Will 'Penny Pinching' Ashley Leave It Late (Again!)?
- Newcastle United Sun 26th May
Pardew Desperate To See Fixture List!
- Newcastle United Sun 26th May
Yanga-Mbiwa - 'French Have Qualities'
- Newcastle United Sun 26th May
'7 Deadly Sins' - 7 Reasons Why Pardew Deserves The Sack!
- Newcastle United Sun 26th May
Make Or Break Season For Tavernier
- Newcastle United Sat 25th May
Pardew And His Strange French Fascination
- Newcastle United Sat 25th May
The REAL Reason Ashley Sticks With Pardew!
- Newcastle United Sat 25th May
Punched Horse Back On The Newcastle Streets
- Newcastle United Sat 25th May
Santon 'Not Interest' In Move To Russia!
- Newcastle United Sat 25th May
Taylor To Go French - Literally?
- Newcastle United Sat 25th May
Newcastle To Switch To Red Shirts?
- Newcastle United Sat 25th May
What Next From UEFA? Lindisfarne?
- Newcastle United Fri 24th May
Ba Excited About Mourinho
- Newcastle United Fri 24th May
Pardew's Priority ...
- Newcastle United Fri 24th May
Europa Cup Winners Qualify For Champions League
- Newcastle United Fri 24th May
Another Season Of Nothingness Under 'Loser' Pardew?
- Newcastle United Fri 24th May
Be Careful In Newcastle On Saturday - Protests Planned!
- Newcastle United Fri 24th May
Ashley Snubs Pardew's Wish To Sign Carroll!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd May
Liverpool Don't Want Carroll To Return Home!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd May
No Regrets From Toon Defender
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd May
Darrent Bent Rumours Are Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd May
Redknapp Wants Barton Back At QPR
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd May
Ashley 'Bottles It' And Sticks With His Puppet!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd May
Pulis Leaves Stoke City!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd May
Carroll's Injury-Prone Career Continues
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd May
Is Anita Built For Tough Premier League?
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd May
Carroll Waits For Pardew 'Security' Before Signing
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd May
Poor Simpson - His World Is Falling Apart!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd May
Beardsley Pleased To See Gallowgate Return To Former Glory!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd May
Mackems In Good Hands, Eh? Di Canio Has Lost The Plot!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd May
Ferguson Double 'Manager Of The year'
- Newcastle United Tue 21st May
Will Ashley Stick With His Little Puppet (Pardew)?
- Newcastle United Tue 21st May
Will Players Move On? Don't Bet Against It!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st May
What Next For Bramble? Would America Have Him?
- Newcastle United Tue 21st May
Geordie Pulls P*** Out Of Ashley And Sugar!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st May
Third Best Supported Club - Shouldn't We Have A TOP Manager?
- Newcastle United Tue 21st May
Toon Target Hints He's Staying At Villa
- Newcastle United Tue 21st May
Ashley Keeps His £1m In His Pocket!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th May
Thanks For The Memories Steve Harper!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th May
No Europe To Blame This Time Pardew!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th May
The End To A Shocking Season For Toon Fans
- Newcastle United Mon 20th May
Brain-Dead Pardew Delighted With Failure!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th May
Will Newcastle Regret Letting Simpson Go?
- Newcastle United Mon 20th May
Pardew - 'We Lacked Punch' (We Lacked Judy Too!)
- Newcastle United Mon 20th May
No Complaints About Europe From Wenger!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th May
Pardew Wants 20% To Replace The Dead Wood!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th May
Newcastle Utd Make Dreams Come True
- Newcastle United Mon 20th May
Arsenal Drop Their Standards?
- Newcastle United Mon 20th May
Carroll Will Be A Newcastle Player Within Weeks!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th May
Toon Fight And Spirit Shocked Wenger!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th May
QPR Another Newcastle For Harry Redknapp?
- Newcastle United Sun 19th May
Arsenal Set-Back Before Crunch Toon Fixture
- Newcastle United Sun 19th May
Carroll To Choose - Pardew Or Allardyce?
- Newcastle United Sun 19th May
No Club Can Sink Any Lower Than This!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th May
Pardew 'I Will Be Third Longest Serving Manager'!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th May
Pardew Kicks Out French Translators
- Newcastle United Sun 19th May
Wenger 'It's Pressure - But I Love It!'
- Newcastle United Sun 19th May
Pardew Doesn't Understand Geordie Culture!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th May
Ashley Goes Into Europe - With Spurs!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th May
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Arsenal 19 May 2013
- Newcastle United Sun 19th May
Newcastle 0-1 Arsenal- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sun 19th May
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Arsenal 19 May 2013
- Newcastle United Sat 18th May
'Rooney For Toon' Days Are Over
- Newcastle United Sat 18th May
Premier League Mentality Defies Belief!
- Newcastle United Sat 18th May
Owen Retires? Didn't He Do That Six Years Ago?
- Newcastle United Sat 18th May
Will Pardew Take Part In Lap Of Appreciation?
- Newcastle United Sat 18th May
Carroll For Ben Arfa? Will It Happen?
- Newcastle United Sat 18th May
Colo Heading Back To Argentina!
- Newcastle United Sat 18th May
Tiote Tells It As It Is!
- Newcastle United Sat 18th May
Santon 'Escapes' Ban
- Newcastle United Sat 18th May
Pardew 'We Are Under Pressure'
- Newcastle United Sat 18th May
Ashley's Chance To Dump Pardew!
- Newcastle United Sat 18th May
Day Walcott Destroyed Mighty Magpies
- Newcastle United Fri 17th May
Beckham - All Wind And P***!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th May
England Call Up For Toon Pair
- Newcastle United Fri 17th May
All Clear For Sylvain Marveaux
- Newcastle United Fri 17th May
Nu-mad Player Of The Season
- Newcastle United Fri 17th May
Weimann To Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Fri 17th May
Pardew Of Pochettino Favourite To Leave First?
- Newcastle United Thu 16th May
Carroll Gets England Recall
- Newcastle United Thu 16th May
Newcastle Fools To Let Routledge Go?
- Newcastle United Thu 16th May
Toon Target Has Been Bailed!
- Newcastle United Thu 16th May
Ashley Embarrassed By Website Gaff!
- Newcastle United Thu 16th May
Toon Kids Win 6-0
- Newcastle United Thu 16th May
Pardew - Not On Same Wave-Length As Fans!
- Newcastle United Thu 16th May
Harper A Monkey-Hanger?
- Newcastle United Thu 16th May
French Press Question Toon Results
- Newcastle United Thu 16th May
How Come Ba Qualifies For Euro Medal?
- Newcastle United Thu 16th May
Pardew Bottles Fan Showdown!
- Newcastle United Thu 16th May
Arsenal Fans Could Be Left Clueless At St James' Park
- Newcastle United Wed 15th May
Best Of Luck To Ryan Taylor!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th May
Dribbling Flip-Flop Man Hit By Truck
- Newcastle United Wed 15th May
You Know What ... Di Canio Could Have A Point
- Newcastle United Wed 15th May
Ben Arfa Believes Individuals Are Good Enough
- Newcastle United Wed 15th May
Stars On Show At Consett Tonight
- Newcastle United Wed 15th May
Cabaye - 'We Are Not Proud Of This Season'
- Newcastle United Wed 15th May
Remy Arrested On Suspicion Of Rape!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th May
Man City Sack Mancini!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th May
The Reason Why Mackems Will Be Sh**ing Their Pants!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th May
Future Is Bright For Hughton
- Newcastle United Tue 14th May
New Away Shirt For Next Season
- Newcastle United Tue 14th May
'Mastermind' Comes Up With Toon Exclusive!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th May
No Margin Of Error To Dump The Mackems!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th May
Cops Still Looking For Derby Day Yobs
- Newcastle United Tue 14th May
The Day Newcastle Almost Signed Rooney
- Newcastle United Tue 14th May
Who Would Pay Williamson's Wages?
- Newcastle United Tue 14th May
Toon Defender - 'Let's Enjoy Last Game'
- Newcastle United Tue 14th May
Taxi For Pardew!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th May
Old Toon Boss Joins Pardew In Celebration
- Newcastle United Mon 13th May
Redknapp Gutted At 'Miserable' Performance
- Newcastle United Mon 13th May
Mackems Struggle - Are We Wigan Fans Now?
- Newcastle United Mon 13th May
Squeaky Bum Time For Mackems!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th May
Worst Game Ever For Newcastle - Best Result!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th May
Joey Barton Could Still Get Title Medal!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th May
Alan Pardew? Joe Harvey Would Turn In His Grave!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th May
Seven More Years Of Pardew - FFS!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th May
Pardew: 'Come On The Mackems'!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th May
Harper Gets Fitting Swansong
- Newcastle United Mon 13th May
Pardew 'Joke'? Yep ... He Certainly Is!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th May
Has Shearer The Bottle For Everton Job?
- Newcastle United Mon 13th May
Former Toon Coach Facing the Sack?
- Newcastle United Mon 13th May
The £60m Yoan Gouffran Goal!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th May
Pardew - I Will Be Stronger For This Nightmare!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th May
Gazza's Biggest Regret ...
- Newcastle United Mon 13th May
Coloccini Still Wanting Return To Argentina?
- Newcastle United Mon 13th May
Benitez Or Pardew? No Brainer!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th May
From Newcastle Hatred To Wembley Glory For McManaman
- Newcastle United Sun 12th May
Sunderland - Laughing Stock Of The World!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th May
Carroll Would Take Pay Cut To Join Toon!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th May
Would YOU Snub The Europa League?
- Newcastle United Sun 12th May
Remy Happy He Snubbed Toon And Pardew Wants Him!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th May
Pardew Says 'Ashley Has Underachieved!'
- Newcastle United Sun 12th May
FM Preview: Queens Park Rangers v Newcastle United 12 May 2013
- Newcastle United Sat 11th May
Ashley Freezes Pardew's Transfer Plans!
- Newcastle United Sat 11th May
Ashley Still 'Not Talking' To Pardew!
- Newcastle United Sat 11th May
Pardew - 'I Pride Myself On Tactical Knowledge'
- Newcastle United Sat 11th May
Cabaye Happy - But Won't Talk About His Future
- Newcastle United Sat 11th May
Cabaye Would Rather Play Away From St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Sat 11th May
Cameron Takes Swipe At Mackems!
- Newcastle United Sat 11th May
Pardew's Reasons Why He's Failing - No 743 ...
- Newcastle United Sat 11th May
Pardew's Disrespect For Scotland Continues
- Newcastle United Sat 11th May
Letting Simpson Go Could Be BIG Mistake!
- Newcastle United Sat 11th May
Harper To Take Over At Hartlepool?
- Newcastle United Sat 11th May
Moyes For Man Utd - Suddenly the World Is A Better Place!
- Newcastle United Fri 10th May
Ginola - Too Many French In Toon Squad!
- Newcastle United Fri 10th May
Harper Testimonial v Rangers?
- Newcastle United Fri 10th May
Tweets Earn Barton And Mbia Bans
- Newcastle United Fri 10th May
Redknapp Hands Pardew A 'Gift Horse'!
- Newcastle United Fri 10th May
If We Cannot Win At QPR We DESERVE To Go Down!!
- Newcastle United Fri 10th May
Cracks Already At United - Rooney Wants Out!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th May
Pardew In Talks But Pair Could Snub Offers!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th May
Tiote - Win At QPR Is So Important!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th May
'I Had Closest View - Pardew Was Wrong!'
- Newcastle United Thu 9th May
Colo Sidesteps Toon Future!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th May
Cisse 'Fans Facing Difficult Time'
- Newcastle United Thu 9th May
Pardew's Major Mistake Letting Forster Go To Celtic?
- Newcastle United Thu 9th May
Toon Reserves Miss Out On Play-Offs
- Newcastle United Thu 9th May
Pardew Wants A Clean Sheet At Loftus Road
- Newcastle United Thu 9th May
Fergie To Retire!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th May
Toon Army Swansea Fans' For 90 Mins
- Newcastle United Wed 8th May
The 'Curly One' Gets The Sack
- Newcastle United Wed 8th May
Eliott Surviving Turbulence
- Newcastle United Wed 8th May
'Must Win' For Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th May
Remy No Regrets Turning Down Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th May
Loftus Road - Geordies Will Improve The Atmosphere
- Newcastle United Wed 8th May
Win Custom Portrait Of Your Favourite Player!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th May
Hip Operation Key To Fergie Departure!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th May
Pardew: 'We Are Going To Have To Win At QPR'
- Newcastle United Mon 6th May
Cabaye - Colo Has Been Mssed
- Newcastle United Mon 6th May
Over The Line? Was It? Wasn't It?
- Newcastle United Sun 5th May
Above The Mackems - But Squeeky Bum Time!
- Newcastle United Sun 5th May
Wigan 'Confidence' Is A Worry To Toon Fans
- Newcastle United Sun 5th May
Pardew Logic Is A Major Concern!
- Newcastle United Sun 5th May
No Split Loyalty For Carroll Or Nolan
- Newcastle United Sun 5th May
Pardew Hammers Press (Again!)
- Newcastle United Sun 5th May
Ashley Looking To REPLACE Pardew!!!
- Newcastle United Sun 5th May
Debuchy And Haidara Missing
- Newcastle United Sat 4th May
When The Players Are Long Gone - The Fans Will Still Be Here!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th May
The Worst Tackle Ever?
- Newcastle United Sat 4th May
England Likely To Miss Out On Extra Europa League Place
- Newcastle United Sat 4th May
Full-Back - Newcastle's Troubled Position
- Newcastle United Sat 4th May
Why Did Ashley Get Rid Of Nolan?
- Newcastle United Sat 4th May
Pardew - 'I've Had Worse Than 6-0, We Lost 9-0!'
- Newcastle United Sat 4th May
Toon 'Lap Of Appreciation' Will Say It All For Pardew
- Newcastle United Sat 4th May
FM Preview: West Ham United v Newcastle United 04 May 2013
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd May
Toon Dreams Of Taking Over Asterdam!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd May
Pardew Deserves Every Bit Of Criticism Heading His Way!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd May
Pardew Admits French Barrier Is A Problem!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd May
Nolan - Newcastle Need English Players!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd May
Ben Arfa Committed To Newcastle (Or Himself?)
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd May
Bigirimana Ready In The Wings
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd May
Former Toon Defender 'Calls Time'
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd May
Pardew ... Don't Even GO There!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd May
Carroll Ignored Personal Turmoil To Rob West Ham
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd May
Barton Return Will Put The Cat Amongst The Pigeons!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd May
Players Are Hardly Going To Admit To A Rift ... Are They!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd May
Telegraph Insist Toon Split Is TRUE!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd May
Is This Toon Team Better Than 2009?
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd May
Relegation Could See NINE Toon Stars Move On!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd May
Cabaye - A 'Poor Man's Kevin Nolan'?
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd May
Who's The Better Boss - Allardyce Or Pardew?
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd May
Rugby World Cup - Newcastle YES; Sunderland NO!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd May
Ben Arfa And Cabaye To Sign For Spurs?
- Newcastle United Wed 1st May
Scoop Of The Season ... And ITV Blow It!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st May
Pardew Knows Away Fans Will Give Backing
- Newcastle United Wed 1st May
Chopra Does A SMB Lee Clark!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st May
Olivier Bernard Should Go Hide Under The Bed!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st May
Call In 'Captain Fantastic' To Save Pardew's Skin!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st May
Marveaux Will Miss West Ham Trip
- Newcastle United Wed 1st May
Sir Les Laughs At 'Gutless' Owen!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st May