Newcastle United Mad News Archive

New Toon Home Shirt For Coming Season
- Newcastle United Sun 30th June
So You Want To Cancel Your Season Ticket?
- Newcastle United Sun 30th June
Owen Puts The Record Straight - He Lived In Newcastle (Or Did He?)
- Newcastle United Sun 30th June
Boy ... Do We Miss Keegan!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th June
Bent Interest Knocked Back Since Kinnear Arrival
- Newcastle United Sun 30th June
Look At Where Bramble Is Heading To ...
- Newcastle United Sun 30th June
Joey Barton v Jonny Wilkinson Playing Rugby?
- Newcastle United Sun 30th June
Sunderland Sign Six - We Sign Kinnear!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th June
Muslims Will Wear Wonga Shirt!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th June
Simpson/Pardew Fall Out? What Is The Story?
- Newcastle United Sat 29th June
Pardew Didn't 'Walk' The Way Ashley Hoped!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th June
Can 'Snake In The Grass' Kinnear Get Any More Patronizing?
- Newcastle United Sat 29th June
United Will Be Hard Pressed To Keep Cabaye!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th June
Aubameyang Hails 'Monumental' St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th June
Simpson Deal 'Fantastic Business' - Will Pardew Regret Move?
- Newcastle United Fri 28th June
Simpson And That 5-1 Win Over The Mackems!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th June
Scottish League Doomed To Fail .... Again!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th June
Former Toon Boss Says England Is In A Bad State!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th June
Kiinnear 'We Want The Best' - So Do We And It Ain't Kinnear!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th June
Kinnear Will Put Back Our Season By Two Months!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th June
Kinnear Will Decide Gosling's Future ... NOT Pardew!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th June
Newcastle Insist 'No Bid Has Been Made For Striker'!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th June
Frustration Grows With Graham Carr!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th June
Ashley's New Flagship!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th June
'Things Can Only Get Better' (Do You Feel A Song Coming On?)
- Newcastle United Thu 27th June
Keegan Points To Kinnear Disaster!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th June
Do You Fancy Being A Toon Mascot?
- Newcastle United Thu 27th June
Krul Gets Ready For New Campaign
- Newcastle United Thu 27th June
Millions Wasted On Mackem Flop!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th June
Ashley To Sell Newcastle Utd?
- Newcastle United Wed 26th June
Kinnear And That Disastrous Relegation Season
- Newcastle United Wed 26th June
Kinnear And Carr Pick Transfer Targets (No Pardew?)
- Newcastle United Wed 26th June
Clarkie After Newcastle Kid
- Newcastle United Wed 26th June
Has Coloccini Taken A Swipe At Kinnear?
- Newcastle United Wed 26th June
Kinnear Puts Williamson Future On Hold!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th June
We're After A Striker - Here Is The Boy For Us!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th June
Toon Stars Miss Motherwell Opener!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th June
Kinnear Will Travel With The Team
- Newcastle United Wed 26th June
Mackem Trial Continues
- Newcastle United Wed 26th June
It's Official - Ashley Will Sell The Club For Right Offer!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th June
Pardew - The Mouthpiece Of NUFC?
- Newcastle United Tue 25th June
Kinnear, Kebabs And That Dodgy Ticker!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th June
Toon Table £12m Bid!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th June
Kinnear Swings The Axe - First Two Players To Leave!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th June
Gosling Has Never Fully Recovered From Injury
- Newcastle United Tue 25th June
Ashley Asks Why Toon Academy Is Not Working!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th June
Silence From Ashley's Puppet Has Been Deafening!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th June
Bigirimana Had Nothing To Do With England Collapse
- Newcastle United Mon 24th June
Kinnear - Go Away And Have A Heart Attack!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th June
Rule No 1 In Geordieland - NEVER Slag Off Shearer!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th June
Newcastle Head To Portugal
- Newcastle United Mon 24th June
Now Kinnear Blames Talksport For His Shocking Interview!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th June
Toon Fans Invite Kinnear To Meeting!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th June
Xisco Wants Return To Premier League!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th June
Could Poyet Lift The Gloom Over St James' Park?
- Newcastle United Mon 24th June
Fans Meeting - Plenty Of Questions But No Answers!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th June
Toon Legend Says Ashey Is Out To Enrage Fans!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd June
Ashley Is The Toon Army Imposter!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd June
Price To Get Rid Of Pardew - £10.5million!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd June
Viewing Toon Matches Could Become More Difficult!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd June
Toon Star Happy To Be English!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd June
Ashley Is Just 'Passing Through' Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd June
Ashley's 'Jobs For The Boys'!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd June
Kinnear - The Mouthpiece From Hell!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd June
Oh Dear - 'Diabolical' Shearer?
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd June
Kinnear 'Only 10% Of Fans Don't Want Me'!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd June
Lee - Newcastle Fans Deserve More Spect From Ashley
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd June
Kinnear Has One Simple Task - To Get Pardew Out!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd June
How Will Kinnear's 'Review' Work?
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd June
Bookies Fear The Worst For United Under Kinnear!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd June
'Kebab' Comment Has Nothing To Do With Cabaye Wish To Leave!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd June
Kinnear To Bring Cattermole To Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd June
Carr Stays At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st June
More Lies From NUFC!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st June
Toon Staff Call Kinnear 'Domestos
- Newcastle United Fri 21st June
Ben Arfa Future In Doubt?
- Newcastle United Fri 21st June
Toon Star Accused Of Fraud!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st June
Shearer - Pardew Can't Work Under These Conditions!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th June
Sir John Hall Wonders What Ashley Is Up To!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th June
Ashley Doesn't Regard Shearer A Geordie Legend Anymore!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th June
Llambias Won't Be Missed By Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th June
Kinnear Watch My Lips - WE DON'T WANT YOU!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th June
Chief Toon Scout Is Set To Walk Out Over Kinnear Appointment!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th June
Souness Says Pardew Will Quit!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th June
Dowie - Toon Don't Need Mr Tinkerman!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th June
Neanderthal Kinnear - The Irish View
- Newcastle United Thu 20th June
Toon Start Season At Man City
- Newcastle United Wed 19th June
Llambias Resigns Over Kinnear Appointment!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th June
Carroll Passes Medical!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th June
End Of The Road For Former Toon Star!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th June
Smoggy Tip For Pearce's Job
- Newcastle United Wed 19th June
Simpson To Decide On QPR?
- Newcastle United Wed 19th June
Pardew - A Man Or A Mouse?
- Newcastle United Wed 19th June
Toe-Rag Kinnear's Climb Down - 'Fans Are The Best'
- Newcastle United Wed 19th June
Kinnear Warning To Pardew!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th June
Mackem Insult? At Least It Takes Our Mind Off Kinnear!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th June
Kinnear Tears Up Pardew's Wish List!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th June
Pardew Refuses To Talk About Kinnear!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th June
West Ham Sign Carroll!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th June
Dennis Wise - Bad Character?
- Newcastle United Tue 18th June
Toon Confirm Braga Friendly
- Newcastle United Tue 18th June
Gan On Kinnear - Have Another Heart Attack!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th June
Kinnear Goes Into Melt Down - Llambias Resigns!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th June
IT'S OFFICIAL - The Senile Walking Disaster Is Back!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th June
A*** Licking Taylor Backs The Muppet!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th June
Freddy Shepherd Hits Out At 'Ridiculous' Kinnear!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th June
This Is Ashley's Tactics To Get Pardew To 'Walk'!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th June
'Pardew The Puppet' ... Or Will The Worm Turn?
- Newcastle United Tue 18th June
Let's Cherish The Dream Before Pardew Ruins It!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th June
Cabaye Is Determined To Leave Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th June
Kinnear Will Take This Club Back 30 Years!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th June
Kinnear Appointment - Like A Knife Through The Heart!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th June
Taxi For Pardew!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th June
Carroll Has Given Up On Newcastle
- Newcastle United Mon 17th June
Happy Day For Bent Before Transfer Move
- Newcastle United Mon 17th June
Ashley's Muppet Show - Laughing Stock Of The Country!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th June
Newcastle's First Signing (Yes He's French)
- Newcastle United Mon 17th June
Bale To Trademark Goal Celebration? Shearer Missed The Boat!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th June
Former Toon Reserve Gets Four Years Inside!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th June
Pardew And Ashley Set For Urgent Showdown!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th June
Kinnear Takes Dig At Newcastle Fans!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th June
Kinnear - Toon Will Hold Cabaye To Contract!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th June
What Are The Spanish Doing That We Aren't?
- Newcastle United Sun 16th June
CABAYE - The Facts!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th June
Hull To Pip Newcastle To Bent Signing?
- Newcastle United Sun 16th June
More Muslim Disharmony At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th June
The 'Geordie Mullet' Making His Mark State-Side
- Newcastle United Sun 16th June
Kinnear To Return? For God's Sake!!!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th June
Coloccini 'Grateful' To Newcastle
- Newcastle United Sat 15th June
Gosling's Wages Too Much For Boro!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th June
Wonga Help Pay To Refurbish Toon Gates!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th June
Cisse Attacked For Refusing To Wear Toon Shirt!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th June
Douglas Has Doubts About Toon Move!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th June
Kiev Striker Interest From Toon
- Newcastle United Sat 15th June
Want-Away Cabaye Gets His Wish!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th June
Geordie Boy Forster To Decide On Mackem Move
- Newcastle United Sat 15th June
England Suffering Because Of Flood Of Foreign Players!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th June
Ex-Mackem Needs A Reality Check!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th June
No New Keepers For Toon This Campaign
- Newcastle United Thu 13th June
Gutierrez Admits Mistakes Were Made
- Newcastle United Thu 13th June
United's Fixtures For Next Season!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th June
Muslim Stance Over Wonga Defies Belief!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th June
No More Slaying Of The Mackems?
- Newcastle United Wed 12th June
Forget Bent Rumours - They Are Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th June
Leicester Close In On Perch!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th June
Williamson Would Have To Take Pay Cut To Join Cardiff!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th June
Simpson To Choose - Wales Or London?
- Newcastle United Wed 12th June
Block Your Ears Pardew!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th June
No Ambition From Shearer These Days!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th June
Given Set For Premiership Lifeline!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th June
No Ba Return To Toon Unless Pardew Gets The Sack!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th June
Fairs Cup Hero Hits Out At Foreigners In The Game!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th June
Barton Hits Back At 'Nonsense' Rumours!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th June
If Cabaye Isn't Up For The Fight - Let Him Go!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th June
Robson Makes A Point About Pardew's French Revolution!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th June
Toon Head To St Mirren!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th June
Bent A Good Signing For Newcastle? VOTE!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th June
Mackems And That Charity Shield - The Answer
- Newcastle United Wed 12th June
Ashley's Favourite Boss Stays Committed (For Time Being)!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th June
Here's A Question For The Mackems!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th June
Douglas Would Fit The Bill For 'Bargain Bucket' Ashley
- Newcastle United Tue 11th June
Toon To Face Champions League Side In Pre-Season!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th June
Toon Had Better Move Quick To Get Carroll!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th June
The Newcastle Of Greece - A Hell Hole For Quinny!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th June
Snub For Pardew As Weimann Stays With Villa!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th June
Have You Heard The One About Elvis And The Mackem?
- Newcastle United Tue 11th June
Mackems Pay Better Wages Than Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th June
Mourinho To Get Kitty Of £100m - Pardew Ten Bob!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th June
Bookies Back Toon - With Or Without Pardew!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th June
Former Toon Hero - Future Looks Bad
- Newcastle United Mon 10th June
It's Brazilian Nuts To Debuchy And Cabaye
- Newcastle United Mon 10th June
Curtis Good - A Coloccini Or A Ramage?
- Newcastle United Mon 10th June
Danny Simpson Joins The Party People In Vegas
- Newcastle United Mon 10th June
Toon Still To Sort Out Pre-Season Shambles!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th June
End Of The Road For Former Toon Star?
- Newcastle United Sun 9th June
Keegan For Wigan Job?
- Newcastle United Sun 9th June
'Newcastle Was A Living Nightmare!'
- Newcastle United Sun 9th June
Pardew Will Not Go Fishing At Celtic
- Newcastle United Sun 9th June
No Arsenal Interest In Taylor!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th June
Some Light Relief For Pardew In The 'Sack Race'!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th June
First Ramadan-a-ding-dong ... And Now This!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th June
Toon Stand Firm On Coloccini - Pay £7m Or Forget It!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th June
Plenty Of Class 'Freebies' Available
- Newcastle United Sun 9th June
Ferguson Return!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th June
Cabaye Wants Man Utd Move!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th June
Barton To Follow Mourinho?
- Newcastle United Sun 9th June
Chelsea To Off-Load Ba And Make A Massive Profit!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th June
Everton Name Their Man!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th June
Bramble Lashes Out At Mackem Boss!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th June
Stories Were Always Going To Circulate - French Heading Home!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th June
Toon Players Hit Vegas Wearing Budgie Smugglers!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th June
Celtic Boss Confirms ´No Bids´For Former Toon Star
- Newcastle United Wed 5th June
Vuckic Keeps Pushing For First Team Squad
- Newcastle United Wed 5th June
Gibson Lashes Out At Pardew's Ridiculous Priorities!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd June
Former Toon Star Says Liverpool Should Sell Suarez!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd June
Redknapp Back On The Market - Should Ashley Make Move?
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd June
Cisse's Agent Was Sacked A Year Ago!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd June
Newcastle Target To Head To Inter Milan?
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd June
England Match Goes Ahead!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st June
Toon Pair Offered Champions League Chance?
- Newcastle United Sat 1st June
More Charges After Tyne-Wear Bust Up!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st June
United After Derby Youngster
- Newcastle United Sat 1st June
Tioté To Go Russian?
- Newcastle United Sat 1st June
Bonner - Move To Sunderland Not What Forster Needs!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st June
'Bargain Bin' For Pardew - Or Real Ambition?
- Newcastle United Sat 1st June