Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Carver Expects The Job Full-time!
- Newcastle United Sat 28th February
Anger On Toon Training Ground
- Newcastle United Sat 28th February
Exaggerated Claims About Llambias?
- Newcastle United Sat 28th February
The Sooner Tiote Leaves Newcastle The Better!
- Newcastle United Sat 28th February
What Happened On Wednesday Carver?
- Newcastle United Sat 28th February
De Boer Tells Newcastle 'No Thanks!'
- Newcastle United Sat 28th February
Newcastle 1-0 Aston Villa- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 28th February
Toon's Barren Run Ends
- Newcastle United Thu 26th February
Hang On - Is Jonas Fit Of Not Carver?
- Newcastle United Thu 26th February
Not Good Enough For Gateshead But Goon Enough For The Toon?
- Newcastle United Thu 26th February
De Jong Was Rubbish! Period!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th February
No Surprise Toon Are Struggling Says Toon Legend!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th February
Shearer Has 'Lost His Bottle' And Carver May Remind Him!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th February
Rangers Fans Buy 450,000 Shares!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th February
Toon Shirt Sponsors Struggle!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th February
Will Taylor Be Released?
- Newcastle United Wed 25th February
Sir Les Picks Gazza, 'Sumo' Campbell, Shearer & Tino!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th February
Carver Won't Be Calling On Gutierrez!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th February
Two Months On And Ashley No Nearer Finding New Manager!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th February
Toon Player's Charges Dropped!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th February
Ashley To Decide If Gutierrez Plays?
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd February
Shearer Hits Back At Wright 'Medals' Comment!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd February
What Gives NUFC Fans Utd To Talk On My Behalf?
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd February
Colback To Be Fined?
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd February
Undertaker's Memorabilia Sold For £26,000
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd February
Keegan Kills Any Idea Of Carver Keeping His Job!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd February
Toon Crash, Barton Sees Red
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd February
Barton - A Law Unto Himself (As Always)
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd February
Losing To City Is No Disgrace ... But This WAS!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd February
Pellegrini Happy With Build Up To Barca
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd February
Fans Don't Want An Apology - They Want A MANAGER!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd February
Clown Feet Heading To Spain?
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd February
Nobody Can Tell Me Anita Is Good Enough!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd February
Vukic The Lone Soldier (Again)
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd February
'Knowledgeable' Fans Know More Than Carver!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd February
Remi Garde Seen At Toon Match
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd February
What Are You Talking About Kilbane?
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd February
Pardew Wants Palace Fans To 'Name & Shame'
- Newcastle United Fri 20th February
Carver puts No Pressure On 'Lucky'!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th February
Dummett Out For Ten Weeks!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th February
Carver Hits Out At Social Media
- Newcastle United Fri 20th February
How Can Playing Against Cowdenbeath Part-Timers Improve Toon 5?
- Newcastle United Fri 20th February
Culture Shock For Toon Kids!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th February
Anita In Defence? (FFS)
- Newcastle United Wed 18th February
Things Could Be Worse ... Look At Birmingham!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th February
Is Mick Quinn Right Or Wrong?
- Newcastle United Wed 18th February
Newcastle Utd - The Shock Of The Season!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th February
Santon Warns Of Celtic's Dodgy Fans
- Newcastle United Wed 18th February
Abeid Ready To Step Up
- Newcastle United Wed 18th February
Heading To The Etihad Stadium?
- Newcastle United Wed 18th February
Benitez Won't Be Ashley 'Yes' Man!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th February
Charnley Vote Of Confidence? Pass The Sick Bucket!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th February
Rangers Fans To Protest Against Ashley!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th February
City Gents Get The Draw They Wanted
- Newcastle United Tue 17th February
Undertaker's Collection Worth £18,000
- Newcastle United Tue 17th February
Dummett Could Be Out For Two Months!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th February
Carver Fears Injury To His Central Defenders!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th February
Tiote Could Have Played His Last Toon Game!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th February
Gutierrez Nears First Team Appearance
- Newcastle United Tue 17th February
Toon Fail After Woodman Penalty Save!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th February
Biggest Attendance In 30 Years!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th February
Llambias 'Rangers Fans Won't Bully Me!'
- Newcastle United Tue 17th February
Selhurst Park - Close It Down!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th February
Pardew Out (Thank God!)
- Newcastle United Sun 15th February
Ashley Got This Bit Of Business Right!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th February
Frank de Boer To Tell Toon 'Yes' Or 'No' In March!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th February
Rangers Insult Vučkić?
- Newcastle United Sun 15th February
Can You Believe This ...
- Newcastle United Sun 15th February
Here Is One Manager we Can Chalk Off!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th February
Tiote Doing A 'Marcelino'?
- Newcastle United Sun 15th February
Rangers Could Face Action For Ashley Protests!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th February
Llambias Attacked In Glasgow Bar!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th February
Andy Carroll - If Only!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th February
McClaren's Latest Offer
- Newcastle United Fri 13th February
Toon Memorabilia Raises £25,000
- Newcastle United Fri 13th February
Toon Players Causing Unrest At Ibrox?
- Newcastle United Fri 13th February
Find This Man!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th February
Pardew Saved By Ex-Mackem
- Newcastle United Thu 12th February
Palace 1 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Thu 12th February
Villa Kick Out Lambert!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th February
Pardew Couldn't Hide His Joy As Palace Scored!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th February
Carver Explains Substitution
- Newcastle United Thu 12th February
Concern Over Colo And The Idiot In The Stands
- Newcastle United Thu 12th February
Mixed News For Our Dear Neighbours Mackems And Smogs
- Newcastle United Wed 11th February
Ashley Summoned To Talk!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th February
Darlow Takes Stick From Forest Fans!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th February
Carver Fears Pardew 'Surprise'!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th February
Carver Could Join Pardew At Palace!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th February
Forget Rangers - Why Has Ferguson Been A Flop?
- Newcastle United Wed 11th February
Is It Goodbye To Gutierrez?
- Newcastle United Wed 11th February
Barton Taunts Mackems With '5-1'!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th February
Di Jong Suffers Collapsed Lung!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th February
Old Pal's Act! Carver And Pardew Bossom Budies
- Newcastle United Tue 10th February
Carver Says Pardew Knows His Team Inside Out
- Newcastle United Tue 10th February
Cabella No Hard Feelings
- Newcastle United Tue 10th February
Scottish League - Football Not As We Know It!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th February
Srnicek 'Rangers Are Bigger Than Newcastle!'
- Newcastle United Tue 10th February
Dalglish Hits Out At 'Joke' Ashley!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th February
Will Tiote Return Injured?
- Newcastle United Tue 10th February
Don't Cry To Us Rangers - We've Seen It All Before!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th February
Man Utd Strike Back At Big Sam!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th February
FA Let Pearson Off The Hook!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th February
Will Injury Prone Defender Ever Play For Toon?
- Newcastle United Tue 10th February
Now It Goes From Silly To Ridiculous!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th February
For The Fourth Month Running - De Jong Set For Return!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th February
Pearson Stays!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th February
Big Sam Accuses Man Utd Of 'Long Ball'!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th February
Carver On Pardew (Pass Me The Sick Bucket!)
- Newcastle United Mon 9th February
Not A Bed Of Roses At Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Mon 9th February
Pardew Brings In The Big Guns To Tackle Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th February
Pardew And The Toon Army - Eeee How We Laughed!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th February
Pardew v Carver - The Battle Of The 'Yes' Men?
- Newcastle United Mon 9th February
Dummett Spares Pardew's Blushes!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th February
Will Pardew Get Revenge On Wednesday?
- Newcastle United Mon 9th February
How Can Pearson v Lineker Sort It? FIGHT!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th February
Toon's Lowest Crowd Of The Season!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th February
Toon 1 Stoke City 1
- Newcastle United Sun 8th February
Toon Players In Rangers Debut Disaster!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th February
Should Colback Have Seen Red?
- Newcastle United Sun 8th February
Carver Defends His 'Competitive Player'
- Newcastle United Sun 8th February
Former Toon Star Chalks Off Title!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th February
Blatter Goes Gaga!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th February
Cabella Makes His Feelings Known To Carver!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th February
Leicester Sack Pearson!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th February
Supporting The Toon ... Is There Any Point Anymore?
- Newcastle United Sat 7th February
Did Santon Ever Say He Was 'Forced Out'?
- Newcastle United Sat 7th February
Poyet Wants A Team Like Newcastle (Eagles)!
- Newcastle United Sat 7th February
Geordie Boy On Brink Of The Sack?
- Newcastle United Sat 7th February
Stoke Skipper Misses Toon Trip!
- Newcastle United Sat 7th February
What Will Sissoko's Reaction Be To Snub?
- Newcastle United Sat 7th February
Carver Claims His Appointment Has Settled The Players
- Newcastle United Sat 7th February
Playing Cowdenbeath And Dumbarton Is Major Step Down!
- Newcastle United Sat 7th February
Success With Tea And A Chip Butty!
- Newcastle United Sat 7th February
Ashley Or Llambias Picking Rangers Team?
- Newcastle United Fri 6th February
Let's Be A Hero And Beat The Mackems!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th February
Ben Arfa Opens Talks With ...
- Newcastle United Fri 6th February
Do we Need Another Statue?
- Newcastle United Fri 6th February
Colo: 'It's Not My Choice If Carver Stays'
- Newcastle United Fri 6th February
More Farce As Llambias Tries To Settle Unrest!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th February
Where Do we Stand On McClaren?
- Newcastle United Fri 6th February
Ashley's 'First Choice' Is Available
- Newcastle United Wed 4th February
Sir Les Steps Up At QPR
- Newcastle United Wed 4th February
Gers Get The Junk But Still Too Good For Scotland!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th February
Llambias Exploits The System!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th February
Knocked Out On Boxing Day!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th February
Vuckic Wants Title!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th February
Santon Ready For Napoli
- Newcastle United Wed 4th February
Ben Arfa - The States Or North Pole?
- Newcastle United Wed 4th February
MK Dons Midfielder Snubs Toon To Join Spurs!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd February
Five Newcastle Players Join Rangers!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd February
Is Ashley Palming All His Rubbish Onto Rangers?
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd February
Pedro Hails His 'Double'!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd February
Beardsley Tells Alnwick 'That's Yer Job!'
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd February
Toon Player's Girlfriend Slags Of NUFC!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd February
No Backlash - We Haven't Lost Anyone Important!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd February
Sissoko All Dressed Up And Nowhere To Go!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd February
Santon 'Wor Lass Is Talking Bollox!'
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd February
Ben Arfa Throws Dummy Ooot The Pram!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd February
Shearer Gets It WRONG!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd February
Former Toon Hero Gets The Sack!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd February
Newcastle United latest
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd February
Colback 'We Crossed That Fine Line'
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd February
Ashley's Rangers Want Good And Vuckic!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd February
Clown Feet Wants Toon Future
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd February
Cisse Fought Off Jet-Lag To Play!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd February
Alli Chooses Spurs Over Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd February
Santon Signs For Inter Milan!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd February
Hull City 0 Toon 3
- Newcastle United Sun 1st February
After Mackem 5-1 - Toon Crush Bruce Again!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st February
Toon Looking UP (At Last)!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st February
Colback Explains Why Defence Is 'Solid'
- Newcastle United Sun 1st February
Carver Gives Ferreyra 'Clean Slate'
- Newcastle United Sun 1st February
Bruce 'He Is No Cheat'!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st February
Bruce's Words Pushed Down His Throat!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st February
Ashley Talks To Carver For First Time!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st February
No Club Will Pay Asking Price For Sissoko
- Newcastle United Sun 1st February
Spurs To Beat Newcastle To Dele Alli?
- Newcastle United Sun 1st February