Newcastle United Mad News Archive

The Biggest Waste Of Space Newcastle Ever Had!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st December
Former Toon Coach 'On The Brink'
- Newcastle United Wed 31st December
Toon Miss Out On Transfer Target!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st December
Sherwoon Ain't Going To Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st December
Pulis Tells Ashley To 'Push It!'
- Newcastle United Wed 31st December
Pulis Too 'Hot To Handle' for Ashley!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st December
Cisse Says 'Sorry'!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st December
Former Toon Boss Wants His Players To Drop In Box!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st December
Hughton Back In The Hot Seat
- Newcastle United Wed 31st December
Bruce Rules Out Newcastle Job!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st December
Palace Name Pardew as Boss Today!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st December
Baggies Sack Irvine!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th December
Pardew Wants To Be Loved!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th December
Fans Want Ashley To Answer Questions (Good Luck With That)
- Newcastle United Tue 30th December
Cisse Set To Miss Three Games With Ban!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th December
£2m And Palace Can Have Pardew!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th December
Colo Set To Be Named New Toon Boss!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th December
Cisse Suspension Begins!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th December
Ashley Looking For 'Yes' Man!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th December
Wouldn't It Be A Laugh If Palace Went Down!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th December
Coloccini Not Qualified For Toon Job!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th December
Pardew 'Odds On' To Leave Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th December
Neville 'Pardew A Fool To Leave Newcastle!'
- Newcastle United Mon 29th December
Souness: 'The Problem With Newcastle Is ...'
- Newcastle United Mon 29th December
Cisse To Face Video Judgement On Elbow Incident!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th December
Carver Explains Press Conference
- Newcastle United Mon 29th December
Abeid, Cisse And Tiote Heading To Equatorial Guinea!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th December
The Reason Why Pardew Fancies Palace!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th December
Burnley Will Be Tough Test For Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th December
Pardew Had Ambitions Higher Than Palace!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th December
Ashley Having Second Thoughts On Rangers?
- Newcastle United Sun 28th December
Pardew Ambitions Drop Further!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th December
Taylor And The 'Beast'
- Newcastle United Sun 28th December
Mags And Mackems 'Head-To-Head'
- Newcastle United Sun 28th December
Germans Willing To Give Ben Arfa A Lifeline!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th December
Toon v Everton - History
- Newcastle United Sun 28th December
That Barkley Goal That Stunned St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th December
Toon v Everton - Team News
- Newcastle United Sun 28th December
Newcastle 3-2 Everton- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sun 28th December
Toon Win - Mackems Pick Up Point
- Newcastle United Sun 28th December
Toon 3 Everton 2
- Newcastle United Sun 28th December
Pardew To Take Over At Crystal Palace!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th December
Magpies Continue Slump!
- Newcastle United Sat 27th December
Rooney Curse Continues
- Newcastle United Sat 27th December
Was It A Penalty?
- Newcastle United Sat 27th December
Colback 'Don't Forget ... We Beat Chelsea!'
- Newcastle United Sat 27th December
Colback 'If We Had Scored First ...'
- Newcastle United Sat 27th December
Santa Says Premier League Must Change Rules!
- Newcastle United Sat 27th December
Man Utd 3 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Sat 27th December
Pardew's Plan To Stop The Rot!
- Newcastle United Sat 27th December
Pardew's 'Annus Horribilis' 2014
- Newcastle United Sat 27th December
First Sacking Of The Season!
- Newcastle United Sat 27th December
Jonas Happy To Be Back!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd December
Sissoko Wants To Play For 'Big Club'!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd December
Sammy: 'Every Derby Loss Is Just As Bad As ...'
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd December
You Got It Wrong Pardew!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd December
Police Praise Themselves In Tyne-Wear Derby
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd December
Heading To The Theatre Of Dreams?
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd December
Pardew Setting Himself Up For Fall?
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd December
Ben Arfa Gets ANOTHER Snub!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd December
Krul Sets New Date For Return!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd December
Will Santon Walk Straight Into Team?
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd December
Poyet 'No Money Can Replace Derby Win'
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd December
Taylor Says The Toon Were 'Running Down The Clock'
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd December
Another Frenchman For 'Little France'?
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd December
Pardew Won't Talk About His New Record
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd December
Toon 0 Mackems 1
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd December
Poyet Looking To The Future
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd December
Pardew Waffle Won't Please Supporters
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd December
Pardew 'It Was A Good Performance'
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd December
Carroll Heading For Champions League?
- Newcastle United Sun 21st December
Taylor 'Never Take Away The Passion Of A Derby!'
- Newcastle United Sun 21st December
Sir Bobby's Words On Derby Day
- Newcastle United Sun 21st December
Pardew Wants 'Sense' In Aaron's Deal!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st December
Alnick - the Time To Become A Hero!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st December
No Friendship For Colback
- Newcastle United Sun 21st December
Toon Fixture Changes For Stoce And City
- Newcastle United Fri 19th December
Aarons Waits On Liverpool Deal!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th December
Ben Arfa Goes Greek!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th December
Harper Will Not Come To Toon Rescue
- Newcastle United Fri 19th December
No Mackem Welcome For Colback!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th December
Ben Arfa Documentary Won't Be Good Viewing!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th December
Toon Take A League Cup Hammering!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th December
It Would Have Been The Blades! (Sod's Law)
- Newcastle United Thu 18th December
Best Performance Under Pochettino?
- Newcastle United Thu 18th December
Pardew Hopes To Bring In A Goalkeeper!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th December
Former Toon Coach Takes Over At Reading!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th December
Mackem and the Moon Boot!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th December
Monkey Hangers Get Their Man
- Newcastle United Wed 17th December
Spurs v Magpies - Team News
- Newcastle United Wed 17th December
Smogs Know How To Wind 'Em Up!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th December
Uneasy Truce Between Pardew And Gutierrez!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th December
Pardew 'We Have Luck On Our Side At Tottenham'
- Newcastle United Tue 16th December
Anita - A Jonah Or A Lost Cause?
- Newcastle United Tue 16th December
Colo Wants His Hands On A Trophy!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th December
Ben Arfa - All Dressed Up And Nowhere To Go!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th December
Adebayor Misses Toon Cup Tie!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th December
Good News For Newcastle's Travelling Army!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th December
Can Liverpool Handle Demba Ba?
- Newcastle United Mon 15th December
Ashley Put Under Pressure - McCoist Resigns!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th December
A Quick Return To White Hart Lane
- Newcastle United Mon 15th December
Perez The Hero At White Hart Lane
- Newcastle United Mon 15th December
Hatem Heads Back To Newcastle (Via Paris!)
- Newcastle United Mon 15th December
Only Plays With the Sun On His Back? Not This Kid!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th December
Pardew Tells Rookie Goalkeeper 'Make A Name For Youself'!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th December
Is Ings A Name Pulled From A Hat?
- Newcastle United Mon 15th December
'There's Only One .... Who?'
- Newcastle United Sun 14th December
Arsenal 4 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Sun 14th December
Fickle Fans ... Or Just Happy Fans?
- Newcastle United Sun 14th December
Pardew 'Who Can Handle Arsenal?'
- Newcastle United Sun 14th December
Tiote Lucky To Stay On The Pitch?
- Newcastle United Sun 14th December
Steve Bruce - We Can Tell You Where Ben Arfa It!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th December
Cisse Heading To City? I Don't Think So!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th December
Well Jak - Let's See How Good You Are!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th December
Pardew Slams Rules ... But Is HE In The Wrong?
- Newcastle United Sat 13th December
Inside The Brain Of Elusive Mike Ashley
- Newcastle United Sat 13th December
Janmaat Better Than Debuchy?
- Newcastle United Sat 13th December
Colo No Fear Of Gunners!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th December
Jonas Is Training - But What Now?
- Newcastle United Sat 13th December
Gazza Wants His £40 Back Off Rooney
- Newcastle United Sat 13th December
Ashley Looks For New Manager!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th December
'Priceless' But He Almost Left For £10m In Summer!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th December
Elliot Injury Worse Than We First Thought!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th December
Debuchy To Face His Worst Nightmare - Papiss Cisse!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th December
Pardew Picks Up Award!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th December
Former Toon Star Tips City To Go All The Way!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th December
Ramsey Gives Warning To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th December
Tino Leaves By The Back Door!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th December
Alnick - On The Road To Stardom?
- Newcastle United Thu 11th December
Pardew Battles Against Sentiment!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th December
Liverpool Look To Tiote To Toughen Up Midfield
- Newcastle United Thu 11th December
The ''Tinker Man'' Hails Cabella
- Newcastle United Thu 11th December
Supermac Split As Toon Go Gunning For Gunners
- Newcastle United Thu 11th December
Pardew 'Arsenal Fans Should Be Ashamed'!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th December
Police Making A Massive Mistake With Mackem Policing!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th December
Alnick Won't Be Offered Contract!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th December
Snubbed Nobby Now Looks To Monkey Hangers
- Newcastle United Wed 10th December
Conned By The Biggest Con Man In Football!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th December
'Kettle Calling The Frying Pan ...'
- Newcastle United Wed 10th December
Pardew Target Stays With Mackems!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th December
Mags v Mackems - It Is What It Is
- Newcastle United Wed 10th December
Newcastle's Oldest Ever Fixture
- Newcastle United Wed 10th December
Emirates Stadium
- Newcastle United Wed 10th December
Champions League - The Who's, Where's & When's
- Newcastle United Tue 9th December
Shearer Gives Us Horror Cup Draw!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th December
Carroll Wants League Title!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th December
Former Toon Coach Faces The Music!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th December
Pardew Wants Toon Winger To Sign New Deal
- Newcastle United Tue 9th December
Pardew 'We Will Fight Our Corner'!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th December
Pardew To Change The System For De Jong?
- Newcastle United Tue 9th December
Ben Arfa - What A Waste Of Talent!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th December
Hartlepool Snubbed Shearer Offer!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th December
Darlow Loophole Stops Toon Getting Loan Goalkeeper!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th December
'Fat Boy' Costa Shackled By Curly Colo!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th December
Carroll Is Back (But For How Long?)
- Newcastle United Mon 8th December
Jak The Lad 'In Me You Can Trust'!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th December
Toon Kid 'I'm Either Chilled ... Or In Shock'!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th December
Colo 'Chelsea Came To hurt Us'
- Newcastle United Mon 8th December
Cisse As Happy As A Room Without A Roof!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th December
Pardew Looking For 'Loan' Goalkeeper!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th December
Who Was the Cow On The Pitch?
- Newcastle United Mon 8th December
Toon 2 Chelsea 1
- Newcastle United Sun 7th December
Sweet Revenge For Clarky
- Newcastle United Sun 7th December
Boos Everywhere ... But Not At St James' Park
- Newcastle United Sun 7th December
Mourinho Blames Newcastle Ball Boys!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th December
Pardew Laughs At Mourinho!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th December
Pardew 'I Got A Knock On The Door'
- Newcastle United Sun 7th December
Ben Arfa To Return To Toon In Three Weeks?
- Newcastle United Sun 7th December
Toon Star Playing Through The Pain Barrier
- Newcastle United Sun 7th December
Colo Tamed The Mighty Costa
- Newcastle United Sun 7th December
Sissoko And Elliot Ruled Out!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th December
Who Is This Newcastle Wonder Kid?
- Newcastle United Sun 7th December
Stelling Hammers Shearer For Backing Blyth!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th December
Spartans Hang The Monkey!
- Newcastle United Sat 6th December
Nobby Nuts About 'Well
- Newcastle United Sat 6th December
Tiote The Champagne Charlie
- Newcastle United Sat 6th December
Janmaat Happy On Tyneside
- Newcastle United Sat 6th December
Pardew's Fourth Anniversary - Are We Better Off With Him?
- Newcastle United Fri 5th December
Pardew Can't See Cabaye Leaving France
- Newcastle United Fri 5th December
Has Santon Been A Miss?
- Newcastle United Fri 5th December
Pardew Admits 'We Are A Selling Club'!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th December
Pardew Hails His No 1 Man!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th December
Pardew 'This Is The Best Chelsea Team EVER!'
- Newcastle United Fri 5th December
Is Ashley Looking To Sell Tim Krul?
- Newcastle United Fri 5th December
Remy Happy To Pick Up His Wages In A Barrow
- Newcastle United Fri 5th December
Four Years On Are We Better Off With Pardew? PLEASE VOTE!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th December
Toon Stay In Top Half
- Newcastle United Thu 4th December
Taylor - We Are Not As Boring As The Mackems!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th December
Newcastle Fitness The Key To Results
- Newcastle United Thu 4th December
Toon Defender Hails 5st 'Super Sub'!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th December
We Don't Want A Ball With Snow On It!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th December
Cisse To Challenge Aguero?
- Newcastle United Thu 4th December
Abeid To Toe The Line For Toon
- Newcastle United Thu 4th December
Mourinho Takes Another Beating At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th December
Toon Drop To Tenth!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd December
Burnley 1 Newcastle Utd 1
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd December
'The Premier League Is Relentless'!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd December
Pardew Thanks Fans ... And Cabella!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd December
Pardew Not Too Worried About Sammy Injury
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd December
Bellers Fears The Worst!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd December
Toon On Slide?
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd December
Shortlist For Ballon d'Or
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd December
Debuchy Eager For Newcastle Return
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd December
Who Picks The Team - Pardew Or Dummett?
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd December
Team For Burnley Could Have New Names
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd December
Surprise Name To Face Burnley?
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd December
Sissoko To Give To Charity?
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd December
First Time Since Keegan And Varadi Lead The Line
- Newcastle United Mon 1st December
Elliot Wears The Gloves
- Newcastle United Mon 1st December
Pardew 'We Must Bounce Back At Burnley'
- Newcastle United Mon 1st December
Carroll's Mixed Emotions
- Newcastle United Mon 1st December
Newcastle To Knock Rangers Out Of Europe?
- Newcastle United Mon 1st December