Newcastle United Mad News Archive

World Cup Draw
- Newcastle United Sun 31st July
Toon Reserves Triumph At Spennymoor
- Newcastle United Sun 31st July
Leeds Utd 3 Newcastle Utd 2
- Newcastle United Sun 31st July
Bellamy Too Much Dosh For Cash-Strapped Celtic?
- Newcastle United Sat 30th July
At Last - N'Zogbia Signs!
- Newcastle United Sat 30th July
Toon Striker Problem - The One That Got Away?
- Newcastle United Sat 30th July
Jocks Not 'Fearful' Of Meeting The Auld Enemy
- Newcastle United Sat 30th July
Is Ashley Ahead Of The Game?
- Newcastle United Sat 30th July
Here Is The Man Coloccini Has To Impress!
- Newcastle United Sat 30th July
More Red Tape Problems For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sat 30th July
Taylor 'Rested' For Leeds Trip
- Newcastle United Sat 30th July
It's 'Cat Ans Mouse' Games With Toon Strikers
- Newcastle United Sat 30th July
Pardew Another Step Closer To Arsenal Fixture
- Newcastle United Sat 30th July
Leeds Fans Will Have Their Moment To Jeer
- Newcastle United Sat 30th July
Forest To Hijack Swansea Bid For Routledge
- Newcastle United Sat 30th July
Toon Head To The 'Damned United'
- Newcastle United Sat 30th July
Toon After Southampton Flop?
- Newcastle United Fri 29th July
Toon Set To Waste Money On Turk?
- Newcastle United Fri 29th July
Do We Read Too Much Into Pre-Season Games?
- Newcastle United Fri 29th July
Pardew: 'USA Tour Was Success'
- Newcastle United Fri 29th July
Smith Expects The Worst At Elland Road
- Newcastle United Fri 29th July
Best Stays Clear Of 'Twitter'
- Newcastle United Fri 29th July
Pardew Snub For Reo-Coker
- Newcastle United Thu 28th July
Defoe 'No' To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th July
Pardew Stands Firm - Put The Money On The Table!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th July
Columbus Crew 0 Newcastle 3
- Newcastle United Wed 27th July
Pardew: 'Ref Should Not Have Shown Red'
- Newcastle United Wed 27th July
N'Zogba Signs For Villa
- Newcastle United Wed 27th July
'Parasite' Claims He Is The Future Of Man Utd
- Newcastle United Wed 27th July
If Man Utd Were Relegated Would The FA Change The League?
- Newcastle United Wed 27th July
Pardew Hails US Success (But He Would Wouldn't He)
- Newcastle United Wed 27th July
Bassong And Beye Walked Out - Let Them Rot!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th July
Toon Target Defoe Draws A Blank
- Newcastle United Wed 27th July
Toon Fans Banned For Three Years
- Newcastle United Wed 27th July
12 Toon Fans To Be Arrested!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th July
All Three Toon Keepers Still In The Dark?
- Newcastle United Wed 27th July
Don't Believe The Rumours - Pardew Wants Enrique Out ASAP!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th July
Coloccini Hopes Of Another Cap Improve
- Newcastle United Tue 26th July
Pardew Looking To Spurs For Striker Deal?
- Newcastle United Tue 26th July
Toon Star Misses Mackem Trip
- Newcastle United Tue 26th July
Toon Jet-Lagged Star Ready To Play
- Newcastle United Tue 26th July
Toon Star Says He Can Score The Goals
- Newcastle United Tue 26th July
Can Toon Win On American soil?
- Newcastle United Tue 26th July
Ashley Hits Enrique With Maximum Fine
- Newcastle United Tue 26th July
Pardew, Twitter And Numpties!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th July
Toon Fan Gunned Down!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th July
Barton: 'Balotelli Is Off His Barnet'!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th July
Hughton Wants Nile Ranger
- Newcastle United Tue 26th July
Erdinc Still To Discuss Personal Terms
- Newcastle United Mon 25th July
Yanks Dangle A Carrot For Toon Midfielder
- Newcastle United Mon 25th July
Still Question Marks Over Mickey Mouse US Tour
- Newcastle United Mon 25th July
Demba Ba Can Be The Striker We Crave
- Newcastle United Mon 25th July
Ben Arfa Has To Face His Demons
- Newcastle United Mon 25th July
Question Marks (Again) Over Yohan Cabaye Visa
- Newcastle United Mon 25th July
Pardew Braced For More Transfer Heartache?
- Newcastle United Mon 25th July
Sorry Lads - She Didn't Get 'Em Ooot!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th July
Enrique Hits Out At Ashley 'Lies'!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th July
Barton Is No 'Money Grabbing' Michael Owen!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th July
Barton Says 'No' To Man Utd
- Newcastle United Sun 24th July
Orlando City 1 Newcastle Utd 0
- Newcastle United Sun 24th July
Charles N'Zogbia - Yes Or No?
- Newcastle United Sun 24th July
Coloccini Hasn't Given Up On His International Career
- Newcastle United Sun 24th July
Shearer - Toon Couldn't Turn Down Liverpool Offer
- Newcastle United Sun 24th July
Keegan Names His Skipper
- Newcastle United Sun 24th July
Ashley Continues To Snub Toon Fans
- Newcastle United Sun 24th July
Former Toon Chairman Goes All Nautical
- Newcastle United Sun 24th July
Some USA 'Bonding Session' This Has Turned Out To Be!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th July
Barton Sparks Toon Come-Back
- Newcastle United Sun 24th July
Pardew Wants Players To Improve Possession
- Newcastle United Sun 24th July
Enrique Absence Has Fans Wondering
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd July
Pardew Gives Verdict On New Players
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd July
Kansas Boss Wants To Go To St James' Park
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd July
Ooh ah Demba Ba!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd July
Toon Fans Take America By Storm!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd July
Concern For Ben Arfa
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd July
Carver Wants Ashley To 'Splash The Cash'
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd July
Why Chase A Player Who Has Turned Us Down FOUR Times?
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd July
Milner Out Of His Depth At City
- Newcastle United Thu 21st July
When Pardew Signs Crocks - You Have To Expect Injuries
- Newcastle United Thu 21st July
Younster Joins The First Team French Connection
- Newcastle United Thu 21st July
Do We Really Want To Replay Those Memories?
- Newcastle United Thu 21st July
Newcastle Ticket Decision Hits Travelling Fans
- Newcastle United Thu 21st July
Sporting Kansas 0 Newcastle Utd 0
- Newcastle United Thu 21st July
Wigan Set A Price For N'Zogbia - Too Much For Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th July
The Kansas View Of Our 'Soccer' Team
- Newcastle United Wed 20th July
Hughton Not As Cosy As He Was At Newcastle
- Newcastle United Wed 20th July
When Pardew Doesn't Rate You - Why Stay?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th July
Toon Star 'Gutted' At Missing USA Trip
- Newcastle United Wed 20th July
Toon Build-Up All For One Thing - To Beat Gunners!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th July
Routledge Wants Toon Pay Off!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th July
Yank Stadium Stuns Toon Players
- Newcastle United Wed 20th July
Bramble Wants Mackems 'Angel Of The North' Again
- Newcastle United Wed 20th July
Liverpool And Enrique - Is Anybody CARED Anymore?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th July
The Cabaye Visa Mystery Solved?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th July
Pardew Questions Size Of Toon Squad!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th July
Ethel To 'Get Em Ooot' For The Toon!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th July
Forster To Start Against Kansas?
- Newcastle United Tue 19th July
Tough Test For Toon?
- Newcastle United Tue 19th July
Is There More To Cabaye's 'Technicality'?
- Newcastle United Tue 19th July
The End Of The Road For Soderberg?
- Newcastle United Mon 18th July
Pardew Gesture To Fend Off Ashley Sale?
- Newcastle United Mon 18th July
Toon Skipper Says We Should Put Things Into Perspective
- Newcastle United Mon 18th July
Is Ashley REALLY 'Angel Of The North'?
- Newcastle United Mon 18th July
Shay Joins Villa
- Newcastle United Mon 18th July
Not Another Visa Disaster!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th July
Routledge Still Waiting For Call
- Newcastle United Mon 18th July
Crossroads For Toon Midfielder
- Newcastle United Mon 18th July
Former Toon Skipper 'Too Old' For Spurs
- Newcastle United Sun 17th July
Pre-Season - The Worry And The Hatred!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th July
£35m In The Bank And We Go For A Loan Signing!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th July
French Kid Stars For Toon
- Newcastle United Sun 17th July
One Friendly And Toon Already Rocked By Injuries
- Newcastle United Sun 17th July
It's Time Taylor Showed Us He's As Good As He Thinks He Is
- Newcastle United Sun 17th July
Pardew Wants St James' Park To Be A Fortress
- Newcastle United Sun 17th July
And They Said Kevin Keegan Was A Fool!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th July
'Dastardly' Ties The Knot
- Newcastle United Sun 17th July
Three Charged And Date Set
- Newcastle United Sun 17th July
Toon Face Fine For Pitch Invasion
- Newcastle United Sun 17th July
The Value Of Renaming St James' Park?
- Newcastle United Sat 16th July
If Sammy Scores - We're On The Pitch!
- Newcastle United Sat 16th July
Pardew Plays Down Pitch Invasion
- Newcastle United Sat 16th July
Hughton To Get His Man!
- Newcastle United Sat 16th July
Toon Fans Set Upon Llambias In Bar!
- Newcastle United Sat 16th July
Pardew Defends USA Trip
- Newcastle United Sat 16th July
Darlington 0 Newcastle Utd 2
- Newcastle United Sat 16th July
Pardew: 'We Have A Decent Side'
- Newcastle United Fri 15th July
Will Anyone Take Newcastle Seriously?
- Newcastle United Fri 15th July
How Can Anyone Put Swansea Ahead Of Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Fri 15th July
The Darlo - Here We Come!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th July
Smith Puts Money Before Leeds United
- Newcastle United Fri 15th July
Toon Want Quick Sale For Enrique!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th July
Keegan Was Right - Ashley Was NEVER Going To Spend £35m!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th July
Only Cabaye Expected To Play From New Signings
- Newcastle United Fri 15th July
Ranger 'No' To Seasiders
- Newcastle United Fri 15th July
Routledge Transfer A Step Closer
- Newcastle United Fri 15th July
Pardew Side-Steps The 'Mackem Question'
- Newcastle United Fri 15th July
Brighton Get Toon Star
- Newcastle United Fri 15th July
Pardew Fears Chelsea Flashing The Cash To Ashley!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th July
No Barton A Deal But Ashley To Give Westwood £2m!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th July
Dyer Back In The Premiership
- Newcastle United Thu 14th July
Alarm Bells Ringing At St James' Park
- Newcastle United Thu 14th July
Toon Are Bigger Than Paris Saint-Germain
- Newcastle United Thu 14th July
'Sumo' Is Back At Arsenal (For A Third Time)
- Newcastle United Thu 14th July
Barton Was In The States Last Month!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th July
Taylor Snubs Toon Deal
- Newcastle United Thu 14th July
West Ham Have Had No Offers
- Newcastle United Thu 14th July
Enrique Stands Firm - No Deal With Newcastle
- Newcastle United Thu 14th July
Yanks Don't Want Ranger Either!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th July
Celtic Set To Fight Off Toon Interest
- Newcastle United Thu 14th July
N'Zogbia To Sign For Aston Villa!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th July
USA Ban Bad Boy Barton
- Newcastle United Wed 13th July
How Long Before Twitter Gets Barton In Deeper Trouble?
- Newcastle United Wed 13th July
Five Winners ...
- Newcastle United Wed 13th July
Celtic - Life Without Forster
- Newcastle United Tue 12th July
Ranger To Be Reunited With Nolan?
- Newcastle United Tue 12th July
Bendtner Latest
- Newcastle United Tue 12th July
Man Utd 'Parasite' Admits 'I'm Not The Player I Was'
- Newcastle United Tue 12th July
Woodgate Keeps The Reaper At Bay
- Newcastle United Tue 12th July
Former Toon Tough Guy Backs Smoggy
- Newcastle United Tue 12th July
Toon Winning The Battle!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th July
Toon Debuts In Front Of Armchair Fans
- Newcastle United Tue 12th July
Fiorentina Tickets On Sale
- Newcastle United Tue 12th July
Bookies Predict Toon Progress Won't Be This Season
- Newcastle United Tue 12th July
Toon Have Five Dates Changed For TV
- Newcastle United Mon 11th July
Is Beckham's Kid Named After Steve?
- Newcastle United Mon 11th July
Another Player Who Didn't Have The Heart For Newcastle
- Newcastle United Mon 11th July
Toy Guns And Slappers - Blackpool Is Ready Made For Ranger
- Newcastle United Mon 11th July
Swansea Make Bid For Toon Winger
- Newcastle United Mon 11th July
Toon Defender Fighting Fit
- Newcastle United Mon 11th July
Toon Shy Off Bendtner Because Of Wage Demands
- Newcastle United Mon 11th July
Pardew Not Giving Mackems A Thought
- Newcastle United Mon 11th July
$500 Prize Pot For Toon Fan?
- Newcastle United Sun 10th July
Toon Flop Gives Up St James' Park Return
- Newcastle United Sun 10th July
Cash-Strapped Wigan Want Offers For Charlie Boy
- Newcastle United Sun 10th July
Crocked Woodgate On 'Pay-Per-Play'
- Newcastle United Sun 10th July
Pardew To Be Reunited With Reo-Coker?
- Newcastle United Sun 10th July
Former Toon Boss Blames It All On Maggie Thatcher!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th July
Barton: 'I Don't Need An Armband'
- Newcastle United Sun 10th July
Shola - Another Open To Offers?
- Newcastle United Sun 10th July
Liverpool Want Cut-Price Deals On Enrique And N'Zogbia
- Newcastle United Sun 10th July
Team Spirit Or Clique? Depends If You're Mike Ashley
- Newcastle United Sun 10th July
Ben Arfa Set For Return
- Newcastle United Sun 10th July
Will The French Settle In Geordieland?
- Newcastle United Sun 10th July
Dastardly And Mutley See Their Day - End Of NOTW
- Newcastle United Sun 10th July
Shay Going To Villa?
- Newcastle United Fri 8th July
Exciting Times In Mackemland - Yeah Right!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th July
Hatem Ben Arfa: 'Don't Worry About My Injury'
- Newcastle United Fri 8th July
The French Can Light Up The Toon
- Newcastle United Fri 8th July
Toon Offer Leon Best In Striker Transfer
- Newcastle United Fri 8th July
Coloccini Gets A 'Gift'
- Newcastle United Fri 8th July
Enrique Barcelona Rumours Are Quashed
- Newcastle United Fri 8th July
Pardew Urges Ashley To Do A Deal!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th July
Pardew Wants To Get A Reputation
- Newcastle United Fri 8th July
'Wally With The Bolly' Wants Toon Star
- Newcastle United Fri 8th July
Yanks Set To Welcome The Geordie Boys
- Newcastle United Fri 8th July
Is Demba Ba As Good As He Says He Is?
- Newcastle United Fri 8th July
Toon 'Taffs' Reunited
- Newcastle United Fri 8th July
Are Bolton Nile Ranger's Exit Out Of Toon?
- Newcastle United Fri 8th July
5 Copies Of 'Magpies In Europe' Up For Grabs!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th July
Sturridge To Wear No 9 ... But Not For Us!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th July
Barton Tips Carroll To Hit It Off With Adam
- Newcastle United Wed 6th July
Hamann Says City Won't Keep Tevez
- Newcastle United Wed 6th July
Hughton Puts Pressure On Hibs
- Newcastle United Wed 6th July
No Interest In 'Troublemaker' Nilev Ranger
- Newcastle United Wed 6th July
Pardew - The New Bald Eagle - God Forbid!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th July
Enrique To Link Up With Messi?
- Newcastle United Wed 6th July
Ashley Splashes Out £7m!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th July
Llambias WILL Hold Back Carroll Money!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th July
Pardew's Credibility Problem
- Newcastle United Wed 6th July
Hughton Finds Himself In Hot Water At Brum
- Newcastle United Tue 5th July
Forest And Brum Battle For Former Toon Coach
- Newcastle United Tue 5th July
Lee Will Not Be Heading To Upton Park
- Newcastle United Tue 5th July
Who Kicked Out Nolan? Pardew Accepts The Blame
- Newcastle United Tue 5th July
Erding Tells Newcastle He Is Not Interested
- Newcastle United Tue 5th July
Pardew Could Buckle With Another Celtic Offer
- Newcastle United Tue 5th July
Pardew Wants Toon Fans To Forget Carroll And Nolan
- Newcastle United Tue 5th July
Enrique To Sign For The Club That 'Flatter To Deceive'?
- Newcastle United Tue 5th July
Do We Stick With Harper?
- Newcastle United Tue 5th July
Marveaux Isn't Looking For Revenge Against Liverpool
- Newcastle United Tue 5th July
Toon's 'Astute' Signing
- Newcastle United Tue 5th July
Is Pardew Suggesting Most Of £35m Is GONE?
- Newcastle United Tue 5th July
Calderwood Future Up In The Air
- Newcastle United Mon 4th July
Villa To Win Race For N'Zogbia?
- Newcastle United Mon 4th July
Fiorentina Heading To St James' Park
- Newcastle United Mon 4th July
Xisco To Return To Spain?
- Newcastle United Mon 4th July
Pardew: Judge Me August 31st
- Newcastle United Mon 4th July
Enrique To End Speculation?
- Newcastle United Mon 4th July
Copa America Boring The A*** Off Viewers
- Newcastle United Mon 4th July
Toon Track Real Madrid Star? Yeah Right!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th July
Parker Or Barton? Your Call
- Newcastle United Mon 4th July
'Soft Touch' Arsenal After Barton
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd July
Kuqi Snubs Cumbrians
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd July
Quinn Hits Out At 'No Ambition' Ashley!
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd July
Why DID QPR Snub Routledge?
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd July
French Newcomers Will Excite The Toon Army
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd July
D-Day For Toon Skipper
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd July
Why Is Toon No 9 So Special?
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd July
Darlo Give Toon 5,738 Allocation
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd July
Pardew Hopes For Two More Signings But Who Will Go?
- Newcastle United Fri 1st July
Where Is The £35m Ashley Promised?
- Newcastle United Fri 1st July
We've Signed Who?
- Newcastle United Fri 1st July
Former Toon Reserve Moves On
- Newcastle United Fri 1st July
It's Time For Ameobi To Become A TRUE Striker
- Newcastle United Fri 1st July
Is Pardew A Fool To Snub Larsson?
- Newcastle United Fri 1st July
Celtic Out Of The Race For Shane Long - Toon To Make Move?
- Newcastle United Fri 1st July