Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Rob Elliott Or Fraser Forster?
- Newcastle United Sat 31st August
Fans Are There For The Team - Not YOU Pardew!
- Newcastle United Sat 31st August
Will Cabaye Refuse To Play AGAIN?
- Newcastle United Sat 31st August
Krul 50-50 To Play Against Fulham
- Newcastle United Sat 31st August
Has Anything Changed After Cup Tie?
- Newcastle United Sat 31st August
Cisse The Injury Time Hero!
- Newcastle United Sat 31st August
Kinnear's Fault - Or Did Bent Snub Toon?
- Newcastle United Sat 31st August
Toon Striker Sick Of Sitting On Bench!
- Newcastle United Sat 31st August
Toon £10m Bid For ANOTHER Frenchman!
- Newcastle United Sat 31st August
Newcastle 1-0 Fulham- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 31st August
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Fulham 31 Aug 2013
- Newcastle United Fri 30th August
When Will We Be Involved In Days Like This?
- Newcastle United Fri 30th August
Routledge Looking Forward To Europa League Success.
- Newcastle United Fri 30th August
Mathieu Debuchy - Worth The Money?
- Newcastle United Fri 30th August
Shay To Sign For Liverpool?
- Newcastle United Fri 30th August
Demba Ba Snubs Toon Offer!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th August
Will YOU Forgive Cabaye?
- Newcastle United Fri 30th August
Morecambe 0 Newcastle 2
- Newcastle United Thu 29th August
Pardew Praises 'OK Start To Season'!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th August
Shola Thriving On International Call Up
- Newcastle United Thu 29th August
Morecambe Were A Credit To Themselves And The Town!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th August
League Cup Home Draw Just What We Need!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th August
Biggest Stage For Toon Old Boy At Celtic!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th August
£10m For Demba Ba ... Will Ashley Stump Up Cash?
- Newcastle United Thu 29th August
Fulham Fixtur 'Must-Win'!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th August
Newcastle United latest
- Newcastle United Thu 29th August
Pardew Holds Talks With Cabaye!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th August
Kinnear 'Clown From The Town' U-Turn On Gomis
- Newcastle United Wed 28th August
Cabaye Is No Kevin Nolan! £20m - You're Joking!
- Newcastle United Wed 28th August
Ba Back On The Radar But Only On Loan
- Newcastle United Wed 28th August
Morecambe - Another Banana Skin?
- Newcastle United Wed 28th August
Yanga-Mbiwa Leads Us Out At Morecambe
- Newcastle United Wed 28th August
Sammy The Key To League Cup Success?
- Newcastle United Wed 28th August
Pecking Order At Toon - Pardew Is Below Tea Lady!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th August
Kinnear - 'I'm No Scapegoat - Blame Pardew!'
- Newcastle United Tue 27th August
Downing - Pardew Wanted me ... Kinnear Didn't!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th August
Are Crystal Palace Serious About Pardew?
- Newcastle United Tue 27th August
Ashey Doesn't Care Where Cabaye Goes!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th August
Di Canio - Nazi Salute Still Sticks With Him!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th August
Kinnear 'I Won't Be Newcastle Manager Again!'
- Newcastle United Tue 27th August
McCarthy The New Cabaye?
- Newcastle United Tue 27th August
In Remy We Trust (For God's Sake)!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th August
Nolan - It's Up To Ashley To Put It Right!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th August
Deschamps Takes Action Against Cabaye! Are You Watching Pardew?
- Newcastle United Tue 27th August
Kinnear Moves To Newcastle (For A Week)!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th August
Tuesday's League Cup Action ...
- Newcastle United Tue 27th August
Countdown To End Of Transfer Window
- Newcastle United Tue 27th August
The Shock Of The First Week?
- Newcastle United Mon 26th August
Are Krul And Cabaye 'Suitable' For Wenger?
- Newcastle United Mon 26th August
Pardew Fears The Next Nine Days!
- Newcastle United Mon 26th August
Kinnear Didn't Want Downing At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 26th August
That Newcastle Feeling At QPR!
- Newcastle United Mon 26th August
Kinnear Urges Arsenal To Sign Cabaye!
- Newcastle United Mon 26th August
Anita Is No Cabaye!
- Newcastle United Mon 26th August
Has McMananman Tackle Left It's Mark On Haidara?
- Newcastle United Mon 26th August
Who Can We Look To For Goals?
- Newcastle United Mon 26th August
Palace Want Pardew! (Fingers Crossed)
- Newcastle United Mon 26th August
He's At It Again - Joe The Joke Hits Out At Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Mon 26th August
Gunners Boost Toon Hopes
- Newcastle United Sun 25th August
Newcastle 0 West Ham 0
- Newcastle United Sun 25th August
Pardew 'Happy With Performance'!
- Newcastle United Sun 25th August
Big Sam Continues To Be A Thorn In The Side!
- Newcastle United Sun 25th August
Ashley's SS Tactics To Keep Fans Under Control!
- Newcastle United Sun 25th August
Cabaye Refuses To Play - SO FINE HIM!
- Newcastle United Sun 25th August
Allardyce Tells Kinnear To Keep His Gob Shut!
- Newcastle United Sat 24th August
Newcastle 0-0 West Ham- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 24th August
FM Preview: Newcastle United v West Ham United 24 Aug 2013
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd August
Cabaye Not Sure If He Wants To Play Against West Ham!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd August
Pressure Starting To Get To Pardew!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd August
PSG Offer £12.8m For Cabaye!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd August
Villa Improvement Another Warning To Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd August
We Judge You NOW Pardew! 2 Wins In 12!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd August
Carroll Will Miss Toon Return!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd August
'Ducking' Anita Hasn't Bottle For Defensive Wall
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd August
Quinn Asks If Friendlies In Scotland Are Good Enough
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd August
Arsenal Bid For Cabaye On Friday - Not Monday!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd August
Pardew Tells Fans 'Brace Yourselves' The Worst Is Ahead!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd August
Ashley And Baldrick Have A 'Cunning Plan'!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd August
Who Were Pardew And Kinnear Watching?
- Newcastle United Wed 21st August
Wenger Blasts Back At Pardew!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st August
Toon Defeat 'Out Of Sight - Out Of Mind'
- Newcastle United Wed 21st August
Ghost Of Ba Still Haunts St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st August
A View Inside Pardew's World Of 'Insanity'!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st August
Well Pardew - Why Don't Newcastle Fine Cabaye?
- Newcastle United Wed 21st August
Vuckic Heading To Valley Parade?
- Newcastle United Wed 21st August
Pardew's French Revolution More A Frog Chorus!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st August
Howey Points The Finger At Ashley!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st August
Nolan's Return To St James' Park
- Newcastle United Wed 21st August
Man City 4 Newcastle 0
- Newcastle United Tue 20th August
Parker Signs For Fulham
- Newcastle United Tue 20th August
Pardew's Excuse - Blame Wenger!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th August
Pardew - 'We Gave A Good Account Of Ourselves'!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th August
Pellegrini 'It Wasn't A Dream Start'
- Newcastle United Tue 20th August
Get Rid Of The Lot - Ashley, Pardew And Kinnear!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th August
Gutierrez Says 'Sorry' To 'Angry' Fans!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th August
Now Pardew Wants Newcastle Back In Europe!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th August
Morecambe v Toon Ticket Latest ...
- Newcastle United Tue 20th August
Cabaye Wants Arsenal Move!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th August
Pardew Is Abroad Looking At Another Frenchman!
- Newcastle United Tue 20th August
It's Time For Hatem Ben Arfa To Smell The Coffee!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th August
Pardew: 'We Cannot Buy Top Players!'
- Newcastle United Mon 19th August
Is The Pope A Coloccini Fan?
- Newcastle United Mon 19th August
Pardew 'Concerned' About Champions League!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th August
What Now For Toon Misfit?
- Newcastle United Mon 19th August
Dummett Start Against Jesus A Massive Risk!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th August
Mission Impossible For Toon?
- Newcastle United Mon 19th August
People Of Swindon - Lock Up Yer Daughters - Ranger Has Arrived!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th August
Bid For Cabaye!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th August
Toon Reject £12m Bid For Cabaye But Wenger Will Be Back!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th August
Mackem Defender Mocks Sunderland Defeat!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th August
Team lineups: Manchester City v Newcastle United 19 Aug 2013
- Newcastle United Mon 19th August
FM Preview: Manchester City v Newcastle United 19 Aug 2013
- Newcastle United Sun 18th August
Pellegrini Wouldn't Rule Out Toon Winning The Title!
- Newcastle United Sun 18th August
Santon Included In Newcastle's Squad
- Newcastle United Sun 18th August
Gosling Skippers Reserves To Victory
- Newcastle United Sun 18th August
Mackems And Gunners Crash!
- Newcastle United Sun 18th August
Will City Spending Beat Tight-Fisted Toon?
- Newcastle United Sun 18th August
Pardew Continues To Be A 'Yes Man'!
- Newcastle United Sat 17th August
Pardew Was Not Allowed To Talk To Bent!
- Newcastle United Sat 17th August
Shearer Says French Revolution Is A Big Mistake!
- Newcastle United Sat 17th August
Kinnear: 'Judge Me On Signings!' - Success Rate 0%
- Newcastle United Sat 17th August
Pardew Knows The Pressure He Is Under!
- Newcastle United Sat 17th August
Jesus - Who Tackles Him?
- Newcastle United Sat 17th August
Krul Helps Toon Striker To Move On
- Newcastle United Fri 16th August
Saints Sign Toon Defender
- Newcastle United Fri 16th August
Kinnear's Pathetic Efforts Leave Toon Fans Gobsmacked!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th August
Anita - We Need European Football At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th August
Kinnear 'Fibs' Or Is He Just Plain Useless?
- Newcastle United Fri 16th August
Will We Give Fraser Forster His Wish?
- Newcastle United Fri 16th August
Let's Hope We Have A Better Visit To Manchester This Season!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th August
Ranger Signs For Swindon!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th August
Pardew Knows Ashley Won't Back Him!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th August
Jocks Sent 'Homeward To Think Again!'
- Newcastle United Thu 15th August
No Riots For Cabaye Just Yet
- Newcastle United Thu 15th August
Will Kinnear Get His Finger Out?
- Newcastle United Thu 15th August
Pardew's Principle Is Spot On ... But It Doesn't Work That Way!
- Newcastle United Thu 15th August
From Mackem Slayer To Super Eagle!
- Newcastle United Thu 15th August
The Horse Boxer Faces Trial!
- Newcastle United Thu 15th August
Remy Out For A Month - Then His Court Case!
- Newcastle United Thu 15th August
It's Time For Kick-Off! Our Tips For The Season
- Newcastle United Thu 15th August
Bent Goes To Fulham!
- Newcastle United Thu 15th August
Campbell Joins Cumbrians!
- Newcastle United Thu 15th August
Former Toon Skipper Heading To QPR?
- Newcastle United Wed 14th August
Toon Striker Gets 25 Mins Against Jocks
- Newcastle United Wed 14th August
Ameobi Questions Why Ashley Hasn't Spent!
- Newcastle United Wed 14th August
Shola's 'Club Before Country' Stand Off Deserves Credit!
- Newcastle United Wed 14th August
Liverpool Beat Newcastle In Behind-Closed-Doors Friendly
- Newcastle United Wed 14th August
Pardew - 'I Get Criticism Over My Tactics'
- Newcastle United Wed 14th August
Swindon Town - You Have No Idea What You Are Getting!
- Newcastle United Wed 14th August
Hey Tiote - Don't Let Pardew Hear That!
- Newcastle United Wed 14th August
Palace Want Toon Target!
- Newcastle United Wed 14th August
Michael Owen - Toon Fans Will Target Kinnear!
- Newcastle United Wed 14th August
Pardew Goes English - Ashley Won't Play Ball!
- Newcastle United Tue 13th August
Kinnear Says He Is Involved With The Players - Pardew Says He Isn't!
- Newcastle United Tue 13th August
Gutierrez To Miss Start Of Season?
- Newcastle United Tue 13th August
News On Morecambe Tickets
- Newcastle United Tue 13th August
Toon Can Expect 'Compensation' For Deal
- Newcastle United Tue 13th August
First Cabaye ... Now Debuchy!
- Newcastle United Tue 13th August
Vuckic - The Pick Of The Crop?
- Newcastle United Tue 13th August
Kemen Limps Off Injured!
- Newcastle United Tue 13th August
West Ham's Ammunition For Carroll
- Newcastle United Tue 13th August
Bale Or Cabaye For Man Utd?
- Newcastle United Tue 13th August
Toon Still Pay Ranger £30 A Day!
- Newcastle United Tue 13th August
Campbell To Snub Carlisle Offer?
- Newcastle United Tue 13th August
Perch Gets His Wembley Dream
- Newcastle United Mon 12th August
Is Ashley The Better Alternative?
- Newcastle United Mon 12th August
Sinclair To Pick Albion Ahead Of Toon?
- Newcastle United Mon 12th August
Newcastle 'Unconvincing' Performance Has Us Worried!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th August
Is This A Better Team Than One Year Ago? No Way!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th August
If Cabaye Is Going - Why Not Bring In Someone Now!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th August
Confused Kinnear Sent To Belgium With A Photo!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th August
Gomis For Toon? Not Likely!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th August
NUFC Fans United In Contact With Ashley?
- Newcastle United Mon 12th August
Ashley Won't Splash the Cash So Downing Goes To West Ham!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th August
Kinnear Pulls Plug On Gomis Deal!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th August
Where's The Ambition? Mackems Spend £30m - Toon Spend Nowt!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th August
NU-MAD Premier League Preview Pt 1
- Newcastle United Mon 12th August
NU-MAD Premier League Preview Pt 2
- Newcastle United Mon 12th August
Newcastle For The Title Or Relegation?
- Newcastle United Mon 12th August
Kinnear Shows His Face At St James' Park
- Newcastle United Sun 11th August
Who Will Take Barton Back To Premiership?
- Newcastle United Sun 11th August
The Minder Who Sorted Out Chopra And Barton
- Newcastle United Sun 11th August
Pardew Should Taste The Coffee!
- Newcastle United Sun 11th August
Moyes Under Pressure To Get Cabaye?
- Newcastle United Sun 11th August
Another 'Crocked' Player Comes To The Club!
- Newcastle United Sun 11th August
Pardew - 'No Signings This Coming Week'!
- Newcastle United Sun 11th August
Hallelujah! Pardew Has Decided To Work On Corners!
- Newcastle United Sun 11th August
Ranger Told To Stay Out Of Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sat 10th August
Toon Defender Gives Warning To Man City!
- Newcastle United Sat 10th August
Are We Kidding Ourselves Getting A Draw At Ibrox?
- Newcastle United Sat 10th August
Taylor 'Sir Bobby Left Me Speechless'
- Newcastle United Sat 10th August
Sky TV Ready To Put Noose Around Pardew's Neck
- Newcastle United Sat 10th August
Eto'o To Sign For Magpies?
- Newcastle United Sat 10th August
West Ham Outbid Toon For Downing!
- Newcastle United Sat 10th August
What's In A Name? Toon Magpies Perhaps?
- Newcastle United Fri 9th August
Cabaye Wants To Go - Toon Want £30m - Is There A Compromise?
- Newcastle United Fri 9th August
Sinclair To Newcastle On Loan?
- Newcastle United Fri 9th August
What Reception For Pardew?
- Newcastle United Fri 9th August
Pay At The Gate For Braga Friendly
- Newcastle United Fri 9th August
Shola - 'We Look Fit And Sharp'
- Newcastle United Fri 9th August
Let's Face It - Pardew Couldn't Lace Sir Bobby's Boots!
- Newcastle United Fri 9th August
Former Toon Striker Retires
- Newcastle United Fri 9th August
What Piorities (Apart From Keeping His Job) For Pardew?
- Newcastle United Fri 9th August
Does Pardew Know His Best 11?
- Newcastle United Fri 9th August
Look Away Now Pardew!
- Newcastle United Fri 9th August
In The Last Year We Have Reported This Story 648 Times!
- Newcastle United Fri 9th August
Ex-Toon Defender Makes His Mark In Canada
- Newcastle United Fri 9th August
Not A Toon First ... But Unique In It's Own Way!
- Newcastle United Fri 9th August
Newcastle's Very Own Bobby Moore?
- Newcastle United Fri 9th August
Can We Build A Team Around Ben Arfa?
- Newcastle United Fri 9th August
Toon Go Cockle Picking At The Seaside
- Newcastle United Thu 8th August
More Bad News For Former Toon Hero!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th August
Mackem Gets Ban But Avoids Being Sent Down!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th August
What Is The Real Reason Behind Transfer Failure?
- Newcastle United Tue 6th August
Ibrox - Still Scotland´s Jewel In The Crown
- Newcastle United Tue 6th August
Remy Passion For Newcastle - Or Money Grabber?
- Newcastle United Tue 6th August
Kinnear Unsteady On His Feet?
- Newcastle United Tue 6th August
Toon After Another Player On A Sex Charge?
- Newcastle United Tue 6th August
Pardew Wants Confidence Boost Against Poor Opposition
- Newcastle United Tue 6th August
Downing Heading To Toon
- Newcastle United Tue 6th August
St Mirren 0 Toon 2
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd August
Pardew - Gosling Transfer Failure A Shame
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd August
Pardew Watches On As Kinnear Ruins Transfer Deal!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd August
Kinnear A Blast From Another Century
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd August
QPR Tell Toon - Put Up Or Shut Up!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd August
Same Old Same Old From Frustrated Pardew!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd August
Panathinaikos Sign Toon Midfielder
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd August
Krul To Face Rangers?
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd August