Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Pardew: 'Blackpool Are Ahead Of Us In Fitness'
- Newcastle United Sat 27th July
Pay On The Day At Blackpool
- Newcastle United Sat 27th July
Ameobi - 'Whatever Happens, Happens'
- Newcastle United Sat 27th July
Bigirimana Is Back In The Squad
- Newcastle United Sat 27th July
Shrewsbury Sign Toon Defender
- Newcastle United Sat 27th July
Gomis Wants More Money From Toon!
- Newcastle United Sat 27th July
You Are Way Off The Mark Pardew - We Want Europe!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th July
Money 1 Religion 0
- Newcastle United Fri 26th July
Chopra Signs For Blackpool
- Newcastle United Thu 25th July
Bramble Has A Bee In His Bonnet Over Mackem Exit
- Newcastle United Thu 25th July
Do We Take It Cisse Is Not A Muslim Anymore?
- Newcastle United Thu 25th July
Is It Wise To Let Ferguson Go?
- Newcastle United Wed 24th July
What Is The Deal With Geordie Kid?
- Newcastle United Wed 24th July
Ginola Tips His Old Club To Win Title!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th July
Pardew's Dream Strike Partnership ... At West Ham!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th July
Pardew Tells Joe The Dinosaur To Get His Finger Out!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th July
Toon Should Stop Cisse's Wages!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th July
Pardew: 'Referee Lost The Plot'!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th July
Shola Staying Doesn't Give Much Hope For Signings!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th July
Pardew Silence Is Broken - But Does He Know The Facts?
- Newcastle United Wed 24th July
Muslims Hit Out At Cisse 'Double Standards'
- Newcastle United Wed 24th July
£80,000 Per Week For Washed-Up Mackem?
- Newcastle United Wed 24th July
Gosling Turns His Back On Palace!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th July
Spies In Toon Pubs On Match Days?
- Newcastle United Wed 24th July
Coloccini Escapes Premier League Ban!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th July
We Need YOU Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th July
Where Next On Our Travels - Bloomfield Road!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th July
Ben Arfa - Do We Twist Or Bust?
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd July
United Will Use Whole Squad Against Pacos de Ferreria
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd July
Pardew Waits On Ashley-Kinnear Decision On Cabaye!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd July
The Royal Baby Gets A 'No 1' Shirt
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd July
As If Pardew's Grovelling Couldn't Get Any Worse!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd July
Fabregas Snub Could Increase Man U Interest n Cabaye!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd July
Cisse Shelves His Muslim Beliefs - For The Moment, Anyway!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd July
Are We Stronger Than We Were This Time Last Year?
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd July
Pacos De Ferreira 1 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd July
Cabaye Future Depends On Barcelona!
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd July
Pardew: 'Signing Are Out Of My Hands'
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd July
Mick The Mackem Snubs Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd July
Toon Transfers - Four Out ... None In!
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd July
Mackems Have Confidence In Their Manager - Newcastle Don't!
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd July
Pardew Tells Kinnear To Get His Finger Out!
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd July
Pardew Knew Nothing About Harford Offer!
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd July
Pardew 'Surprised' But 'Positive'
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd July
Six Weeks On - WTF Has Kinnear Done?
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd July
Even Kinnear's 'Best Mate' Wants Nowt To Do With Him!
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd July
Shola Ready For Mandela!
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd July
Ashley Lines Up His Two Clubs For Sports Direct Promotion!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st July
Vuckic Desperate To Rid Himself Of This Injury Curse!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st July
Pardew 'No' To Olympiacos Offer?
- Newcastle United Sun 21st July
Ashley Still Not Willing To Splash The Cash On Bent!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st July
Mackem Slayer 'Crocked' After Friendly!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st July
Cisse - One Big Can Of Worms!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st July
Pardew After Another Player He Has Never Seen Play!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st July
Rio Ave 3 Newcastle 1
- Newcastle United Sun 21st July
Gazza Charged!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st July
United To Offer £15m For Toon Kebab!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st July
Parew Set For Sack As Harford Moves In!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st July
It's Not Sexism - Woman Are Rubbish At Football!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th July
Pardew - Get A Reality Check - We Want This ...
- Newcastle United Fri 19th July
Kinnear Restructures Toon Training!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th July
Pardew Not Getting The Best Out Of Our New Kevin Nolan?
- Newcastle United Fri 19th July
Anita Admits Problems Were Pushed Under The Carpet!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th July
YOU Voted On Pardew - The Results Are Here!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th July
Madness To Loan Out Haidara!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th July
Liverpool Don't Have Carroll To Bargain With This Time!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th July
Kinnear Told To 'Button It'?
- Newcastle United Fri 19th July
FA - TV Is More Important Than Genuine Fans!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th July
Pardew Grooms Coloccini's Replacement!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th July
Bramble's Return Home?
- Newcastle United Thu 18th July
Money In The Back Pocket For Sepp Blatter?
- Newcastle United Thu 18th July
Sir Les To Take Over Di Canio Old Post?
- Newcastle United Thu 18th July
Why Wasn't Cisse Fined Two Weeks Wages?
- Newcastle United Thu 18th July
This Guy Claims Wonga Want Rid Of Cisse!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th July
Fraser More Happy Than His Boss For Champions League Start
- Newcastle United Wed 17th July
More To Cisse Muslim Rubbish Than He Makes Out!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th July
Pardew Backs His Own Words - Scottish Football Is S***!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th July
Hey Mackems! Us Geordies Stick Together!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th July
Vuckic - The One Toon Kid That Looks Capable!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th July
He Can't Slay Mackems At Hillsborough!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th July
Wonga Gave Us Back 'St James' Park' - Don't Forget That!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th July
Ex-Toon Striker Worries For The England Team
- Newcastle United Tue 16th July
Roma End Interest In Santon!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th July
Harper - Deal Done!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th July
Wenger Snubbed - He Turns To Krul!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th July
Ashley Refuses To Pay More Than £6m For Bent!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th July
Kinnear Names Players Who Will Leave!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th July
Kinnear Blocks Ireland Return!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th July
Coloccini Returns Early!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th July
AWOL Cisse?
- Newcastle United Tue 16th July
Pardew's 'Survival Of The Fittest'
- Newcastle United Tue 16th July
Would Taylor Be An England Regular Under Redknapp?
- Newcastle United Tue 16th July
Our Season Starts ... At Fir Park!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th July
1,012 Toon Fans See 4-2 Win Over Motherwell!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th July
Make Yourself A Hero Ashley - Give Us Rooney!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th July
Is There Any Truth In Poyet Rumour?
- Newcastle United Tue 16th July
Gosling Transfer To Palace Is Down To Fee
- Newcastle United Tue 16th July
August 10 - Sir Bobby's Day!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th July
Mackem Gets Tattoo Wrong
- Newcastle United Tue 16th July
Toon Fear Another Carroll Situation
- Newcastle United Mon 15th July
Can We Read Too Much Into Pre-Season Results?
- Newcastle United Mon 15th July
Cisse Set To Leave Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th July
Cabaye Could Get His Wish To Return Home!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th July
Harper Has Medical At Hull
- Newcastle United Mon 15th July
Pre-Season Trip To France For Toon Players
- Newcastle United Mon 15th July
Cisse Trains Alone As Ashley Fumes Over Wonga Row!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th July
Lambert - 'You Won't Bully Me - Look At Bent'
- Newcastle United Sun 14th July
Gazza Has Used Up His Nine Lives!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th July
Ashley Not Interested In One Word Pardew Says!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th July
Ameobi Going Nowhere (At The Moment)
- Newcastle United Sun 14th July
Arsenal Want Krul But Concerned Over Injury!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th July
Pardew - 'Tiote Hasn't Become A Bad Player Overnight'
- Newcastle United Sun 14th July
Another Reason Why Ba Could Be Back On The Market!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th July
Ferguson Heading To Ireland!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th July
Sissoko Is No Utility Man!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th July
Toon To Play Killie!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th July
Only 5% Wanted Pardew - What's The Percentage Now? PLEASE VOTE
- Newcastle United Sat 13th July
Shearer's Bar Re-opens
- Newcastle United Fri 12th July
BT Add More Fixture Changes To Toon Programme
- Newcastle United Fri 12th July
City Build Bigger Than St James' Park
- Newcastle United Fri 12th July
Pardew - 'My Team Always Plays On The Front Foot!'
- Newcastle United Fri 12th July
City Fixture Switched To Monday Evening
- Newcastle United Thu 11th July
Will Krul Change His Mind About Europe - With Arsenal?
- Newcastle United Thu 11th July
Harper May Not Retire After All!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th July
That Bid Newcastle Made? It Didn't Happen!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th July
When The Cat's Away - The Mouse Will Talk!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th July
Goalkeeper A Pardew Priority?
- Newcastle United Wed 10th July
Pardew The 'Doormat' Is Back - And More Utter Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th July
Pardew Didn't Sell Perch - It Was Kinnear!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th July
The Mags-Mackem Hooligan Count Increases
- Newcastle United Wed 10th July
Toon Paid Peanuts For Shearer!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th July
Ameobi Set To Join Totters
- Newcastle United Wed 10th July
Gosling Transfer Up In The Air!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th July
Now Pardew Says Kinnear Is NOT Director Of Football!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th July
Do We Sign Remy BEFORE His Rape Case Of AFTER?
- Newcastle United Wed 10th July
Coloccini's Argie Mate Joins ... The Mackems!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th July
Pardew Claims He Gave The Club 'Respect'
- Newcastle United Tue 9th July
Pardew Blasts 'Interest' In Cabaye
- Newcastle United Tue 9th July
Interest In Remy? Kinnear 'No!' - Pardew 'Yes'!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th July
Taylor Must Be Caking His Pants!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th July
Toon Star To Deny Fraud!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th July
£10.5m Pay-Off The Reason Pardew Won't Walk!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th July
Them Dirty Mackems!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th July
Toon Defender Heading To The Midlands
- Newcastle United Mon 8th July
Redknapp Offers Remy For Taylor!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th July
When Will It End - Another Player Leaves Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th July
Kinnear Will Decide Taylor Future!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th July
'The Doormat' Welcomes Kinnear To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th July
Lambert Hits Out At Bent - 'Reputations Don't Win Games'!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th July
Sinclair Not A Toon Target - According To Ashley's Website
- Newcastle United Mon 8th July
What Now For Joey Barton?
- Newcastle United Mon 8th July
Hammers Fans Fear The Worst About Bramble!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th July
Time To Put Ranger Behind Bars!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th July
Pardew Still Thinks He's In Charge! Have A Word With Him!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th July
Kieron Dyer Has 'Called It A Day'
- Newcastle United Sun 7th July
Anita Talks In Riddles
- Newcastle United Sun 7th July
Were Toon Ever In The Hunt For Kone?
- Newcastle United Sun 7th July
Remy - A QPR Disaster!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th July
Mr Newcastle Calls For Guillotine For Kinnear!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th July
Sissoko Looks For World Cup Place
- Newcastle United Sun 7th July
It'as Time For Pardew To Be A MAN Not A DOORMAT!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th July
Kinnear's Players Return To Training
- Newcastle United Sat 6th July
Gazza Arrested Drunk (Again)!
- Newcastle United Sat 6th July
Demba Ba's Future Put On Hold?
- Newcastle United Sat 6th July
Cisse Is Concerned Where Pardew Plays Him!
- Newcastle United Sat 6th July
Pardew Still Hiding Under The Bed?
- Newcastle United Sat 6th July
Not Good Enough For Kinnear But Good Enough For Inter Milan!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th July
Ashley Blocks Kinnear Move For Kone!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th July
Ameobi Returns To Super Eagles Squad
- Newcastle United Fri 5th July
Remy Not Wanted On Tyneside!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th July
Where Is The Signing You Promised Kinnear?
- Newcastle United Fri 5th July
Why So Much Villa Hatred Towards Bent?
- Newcastle United Thu 4th July
Blanc Talks About 'Interesting' Cabaye!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th July
Shearer And Ginola To Wear The Shirt One More Time!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th July
Perch Signs For Wigan - Pardew 'The Doormat' Fumes!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th July
Is Kinnear Taking Stick To Protect Inadequate Pardew?
- Newcastle United Thu 4th July
Why Foreign Signings Are Hitting The Premiership!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th July
The Reason Why Simpson Left!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th July
Discovered - 1,800-Year-Old Head Of Alan Shearer!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th July
Newcastle Set To Sign Kone!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th July
Newcastle Sign ... WHO?
- Newcastle United Thu 4th July
Murray Must Have Felt He Was Talking To Kinnear!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th July
Gazza Favourite Could Be Sold!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th July
What Can Millwall Offer Abeid That St Johnstone Can't?
- Newcastle United Thu 4th July
Aubameyang Snubs Kinnear To Sign For Dortmund
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd July
Debuchy Rumours A Load Of Bull!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd July
Demba Ba To Go On Loan As Benitez Holds Chelsea To The Sword
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd July
At Least One Toon Player Will Be Involved In Europa League!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd July
Nolan - West Ham Will Fly Out Of The Blocks This Season
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd July
Lennon - Forster Will NOT Become A Mackem!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd July
Only Kinnear Would Go For A 31-Year Old Winger!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd July
Krul - Bitter Or Just In Need Of A Reality Check?
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd July
Kinnear Goes Above Pardew To 'Shift' Perch!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd July
Ashley Lines Up John McCririck To Replace Pardew!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd July
Kinnear - Inside The Head Of A Lunatic!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd July
Perch Heading To Wigan?
- Newcastle United Mon 1st July
Bramble Moves From Ipswich To West Ham
- Newcastle United Mon 1st July
Don't Blame Shearer ... So It Must Be Kinnear Then!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st July
Ex-Toon Coach Heads To Old Trafford
- Newcastle United Mon 1st July
Gary Speed Remembered
- Newcastle United Mon 1st July
Kinnear ... The Story Just Gets Better!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st July
Cardiff Beat Newcastle To Ince?
- Newcastle United Mon 1st July
Bigirimana's One Minute Of Fame
- Newcastle United Mon 1st July
Cabaye Moves Goes A Step Closer
- Newcastle United Mon 1st July
Abramovich And Ashley - A Football Man/An Idiot!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st July