Newcastle United Mad News Archive

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- Newcastle United Sun 29th August
McCarthy And Barton Have Words In Tunnel
- Newcastle United Sun 29th August
Wolves Show Their True Colours - And It's Not Pretty
- Newcastle United Sun 29th August
Charlie Boy Staying At Wigan
- Newcastle United Sat 28th August
Carr Plays On With Broken Toe
- Newcastle United Sat 28th August
Toon Star Says Winning 6-0 Is Only Half A Story
- Newcastle United Sat 28th August
Mr Versatile Tag Haunts Toon Star
- Newcastle United Sat 28th August
Marseille Star Arrives With Troublesome Reputation
- Newcastle United Sat 28th August
Toon Make One Last Effort To Sign Chelsea Defender
- Newcastle United Sat 28th August
Hughton 'Very Conscious' About Away Form
- Newcastle United Sat 28th August
How Good Is Andy Carroll?
- Newcastle United Sat 28th August
What Was The Thinking Behind Gutiérrez's Position?
- Newcastle United Sat 28th August
Old Story - New Slant
- Newcastle United Sat 28th August
Team lineups: Wolverhampton Wanderers v Newcastle United 28 Aug 2010
- Newcastle United Sat 28th August
Chelsea Tie Not A Disaster
- Newcastle United Sat 28th August
FM Preview: Wolverhampton Wanderers v Newcastle United 28 Aug 2010
- Newcastle United Fri 27th August
Unbeaten Wolves A Tough Proposition For Magpies
- Newcastle United Fri 27th August
Toon Defender Says The Club Is Looking No Further Than 40 Pts
- Newcastle United Fri 27th August
Has Hughton Got Same Ambitions As Ameobi?
- Newcastle United Fri 27th August
Carroll And That John Major 'Facial Hair'
- Newcastle United Fri 27th August
Hatem Ben Arfa Bound For Tyneside!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th August
Toon Fans Split Over Taylor Future!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th August
Cheik Tiote 'Proud' To Wear The Black And White
- Newcastle United Fri 27th August
Shearer Saves Toon Blushes
- Newcastle United Fri 27th August
Five Arrested At Toon Match!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th August
Toon Test The Water With Robbie Keane
- Newcastle United Fri 27th August
Goals From Midfield - The Key To Toon Success!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th August
Hughton Brings Back The Big Hitters!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th August
Accrington Stanley 2 Newcastle Utd 3
- Newcastle United Thu 26th August
N'Zogbia Set For Brum
- Newcastle United Thu 26th August
Taylor Available For £5m!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th August
Hughton Says He Had Confidence In His Kids
- Newcastle United Thu 26th August
Accrington Boss Says He Learnt A Lesson
- Newcastle United Thu 26th August
Molineux Info For Toon Fans
- Newcastle United Thu 26th August
Have Carroll And Taylor 'Kissed And Made Up'?
- Newcastle United Wed 25th August
Milner A Waste Of Money? Would You Put Him In Your Top Toon XI?
- Newcastle United Wed 25th August
Hughton Plays Down Carroll's England Prospects
- Newcastle United Wed 25th August
Carroll Set To Miss Cup Tie
- Newcastle United Wed 25th August
Smogs Dumped Out Of Carling Cup
- Newcastle United Wed 25th August
Accrington Stanley - A Club That Will Never Die!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th August
Ivory Coast Star Could Light Up St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th August
Bridges Making A Name For Himself In Oz With Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th August
Geremi On The Move Again!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th August
Gutless? Yes Villa - The Boot Is On The Other Foot!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th August
Taylor On Transfer List - No Surprise There Then!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th August
Team lineups: Accrington Stanley v Newcastle United 25 Aug 2010
- Newcastle United Wed 25th August
Big Sam Cannot Tempt Beckham
- Newcastle United Tue 24th August
Toon Were 'Far Too Good' For Numpties In Championship
- Newcastle United Tue 24th August
They Couldn't Get Harper But Forster Signs For Celtic!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th August
FIFA's 'Money For Nothing' Guys Buzz St James' Park
- Newcastle United Tue 24th August
You Won't Do It Following The Toon ...
- Newcastle United Tue 24th August
Big Player For That Big Toon Shirt
- Newcastle United Tue 24th August
Santa Cruz Next Through St James' Door?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th August
Gutierrez Wants To Get Settled Exactly Where We Are
- Newcastle United Tue 24th August
Can St James' Park Win Us The World Cup?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th August
Toon Kids To Face Stanley
- Newcastle United Tue 24th August
Bit-Part For Guthrie At Accrington Stanley?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th August
Media Have It In For Barton!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd August
Toon Make A 'Statement'
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd August
Perch Says Barton Is Going To Be The King-Pin At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd August
Villa Boss: 'Blame Me'! (And I'm Sure They Will)
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd August
Taylor A Closet Toon Fan?
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd August
Celtic Set To Sign Toon Keeper!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd August
The Toon Was Bouncing Last Night!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd August
Pressure Mounts On Alan Smith
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd August
Zamora Or Carroll? Supermac Has No Doubt!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd August
Smogs Spoil Speed's Party
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd August
Newcastle Utd 6 Aston Villa 0
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd August
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Aston Villa 22 Aug 2010
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd August
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Aston Villa 22 Aug 2010
- Newcastle United Sat 21st August
Cardiff Finally Get Bellars!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th August
Villa's Build Up To St James' Park
- Newcastle United Fri 20th August
Will O'Neill's Exit Boost Toon?
- Newcastle United Fri 20th August
Perch Passed Test With 'Flying Colours'?
- Newcastle United Fri 20th August
Hughton: 'Our Season Starts On Sunday'
- Newcastle United Fri 20th August
Former Toon Star Wants Premiership Title
- Newcastle United Thu 19th August
Football League Not Happy With Bellamy Deal!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th August
Shay Given To Return To Celtic?
- Newcastle United Thu 19th August
Does Hughton's Season Start On Sunday?
- Newcastle United Thu 19th August
Villa Gave Us Hope - Then Swept It Away!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th August
Newcastle Have Lost £108,470,000 In Transfers!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th August
Toon Duo Return
- Newcastle United Thu 19th August
Sol Campbell Withdraws From Sumo World Championship
- Newcastle United Thu 19th August
West Brom £3m Bid Kills Off Toon Hopes
- Newcastle United Thu 19th August
Werder Bremen Step In For Ben Arfa
- Newcastle United Thu 19th August
Toon Face 'Old Firm' Challenge For Weiss
- Newcastle United Thu 19th August
Should We Have Signed Bellars?
- Newcastle United Tue 17th August
Former Toon Star Takes Over At Sheffield Utd
- Newcastle United Tue 17th August
Man Utd 3 1970's Fashion Disaster 0
- Newcastle United Tue 17th August
Ferguson Says It's Chelsea Or Man Utd For Title
- Newcastle United Tue 17th August
Man Utd Boss Gives Praise To His 'Special' Player
- Newcastle United Tue 17th August
What Happened To Guthrie And Lovenkrands?
- Newcastle United Tue 17th August
Hughton Rakes Through The Ashes
- Newcastle United Tue 17th August
If James Perch Is A Premiership Player - I'm The King Of Old Siam!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th August
Butt Goes Out With A Wimper!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th August
The One Chance To Rock Old Trafford
- Newcastle United Tue 17th August
The Biggest Parasite That Ever Played In Black And White!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th August
Bellars For Taffs? You Have Got To Be Joking!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th August
Deschamps Admits Defeat - Ben Arfa Heading To Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th August
Old Trafford Tonight Is Just One Of 38 Games!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th August
Gutiérrez Holiday Cannot Have Taken Too Much Out Of Him?
- Newcastle United Mon 16th August
Guthrie Tells Hughton How He Can Get The Best Out Of Him
- Newcastle United Mon 16th August
Toon Star Says Relegation Did Him Good
- Newcastle United Mon 16th August
Harper In For A Busy Night?
- Newcastle United Mon 16th August
Every One Has An Opinion - Even Robbie Savage!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th August
And A Word From The Next Newcastle Manager ...
- Newcastle United Mon 16th August
Man Utd Fear 'Opening Night Nerves'?
- Newcastle United Mon 16th August
Berbatov Says Chelsea Win Could 'Count For Nothing'!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th August
FM Preview: Manchester United v Newcastle United 16 Aug 2010
- Newcastle United Sun 15th August
Hart Tips Given To Move On
- Newcastle United Sun 15th August
Bellamy Latest!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th August
Ben Arfa Calls Time On Marseille!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th August
Is Taylor's Agent Still Looking For A Big Pay Day?
- Newcastle United Sun 15th August
Is Shearer A Step Closer To That Dream Job?
- Newcastle United Sun 15th August
Is Blackpool The Inspiration We Needed?
- Newcastle United Sun 15th August
Marseille Striker On Strike?
- Newcastle United Fri 13th August
Carroll 'Goes Easy' In Training
- Newcastle United Fri 13th August
Harper Was Never On Fabio Capello's List
- Newcastle United Fri 13th August
This Time We Have Ashley - Not Sir John!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th August
Toon No 9 Carries A Lot Of Weight!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th August
Milner Deal Held Up
- Newcastle United Fri 13th August
Have Newcastle Made An Offer For Bellamy?
- Newcastle United Fri 13th August
Giggs Gives Warning To Toon!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th August
How Many Games Has Hughton Got?
- Newcastle United Fri 13th August
Shay Had Better Face Facts - He's On The Move!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th August
Were We Too Quick To Cast Out Carr?
- Newcastle United Thu 12th August
Sky Pick Toon Carling Cup Tie
- Newcastle United Thu 12th August
Toon Striker Sits Out Man Utd Game!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th August
Here We Go Again - Hughton Won't Give Cup Tie 100%
- Newcastle United Thu 12th August
Hughton Couldn't Handle Bellamy
- Newcastle United Thu 12th August
Toon 'Gift' To The Fans?
- Newcastle United Wed 11th August
The Jury Is Still Out On New Signing Perch
- Newcastle United Wed 11th August
Knott Given An Hour To Impress
- Newcastle United Wed 11th August
Can We Follow Bolton Example?
- Newcastle United Wed 11th August
This Hatem Ben Arfa Transfer Drama Is Getting Boring
- Newcastle United Wed 11th August
Ideal Preparation For Buddies ... But What About Toon?
- Newcastle United Wed 11th August
Does Anyone Take Robbie Savage Seriously?
- Newcastle United Wed 11th August
'Ginger Ninja' Harper Bails Out!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th August
Spiderman Says: 'It's Time To Move On'
- Newcastle United Wed 11th August
Accrington Stanley - Exactly!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th August
Accrington Stanley ... How To Get There
- Newcastle United Wed 11th August
Former Toon Star Says Newcastle Must Rebuild!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th August
Tommy The Barman Says Toon Fans Want To Know The Score
- Newcastle United Tue 10th August
Hughton Plays Down Gosling Horror Stories
- Newcastle United Tue 10th August
Lovenkrands Faces Ban
- Newcastle United Tue 10th August
No Rest For Gutierrez
- Newcastle United Tue 10th August
Let's Put The Record Straight About Old Trafford
- Newcastle United Tue 10th August
Smith Played Against St Mirren
- Newcastle United Tue 10th August
St James' Park Opens Its Gates On Wednesday
- Newcastle United Tue 10th August
FREE Name And Number On Toon Shirt!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th August
Ranger Loan To Blackpool Would Be Bad Business!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th August
Rangers Keeper Could Make It In Premiership
- Newcastle United Mon 9th August
Lovenkrands Low Key Celebration
- Newcastle United Mon 9th August
Was Newcastle's Preparation Right?
- Newcastle United Mon 9th August
Two Years Ago We Rocked Old Trafford
- Newcastle United Mon 9th August
Toon Telling Porkies To Keep Carroll In Cotton Wool?
- Newcastle United Mon 9th August
The Toon Army Expects - Can The Magpies Produce?
- Newcastle United Mon 9th August
Toon Defence Has A Week To Get It Right
- Newcastle United Mon 9th August
Toon Difference Of Opinion For Rangers Defeat
- Newcastle United Mon 9th August
Toon Captaincy A Mystery
- Newcastle United Mon 9th August
'Theatre Of Dreams' Always A Disappointment?
- Newcastle United Mon 9th August
O'Neill Jumps Ship - Is Milner The Reason?
- Newcastle United Mon 9th August
Shay Given Spits Out The Dummy!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th August
Marseille Star Another Step Closer To Deal?
- Newcastle United Sun 8th August
Rangers 2 Newcastle 1
- Newcastle United Sun 8th August
Rangers Boss Backs Toon
- Newcastle United Sun 8th August
Hughton: 'It Wasn't A Nice Feeling'
- Newcastle United Sun 8th August
Hughton Says Campbell Is Unfit - Not Fat!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th August
What Can We Expect From Rangers?
- Newcastle United Fri 6th August
Sol: 'I Cannot Help Lack Of Fitness - I Was On Holiday!'
- Newcastle United Fri 6th August
Toon Told To Pay £700,000 For Turkish Striker!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th August
Marseille Knock Back Toon Offer!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th August
Lovenkrands Expects Warm Glasgow Welcome
- Newcastle United Fri 6th August
Pedro Learns A Cruel Lesson
- Newcastle United Fri 6th August
It's Not A 'Friendly' For Williamson!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th August
He Ain't The Belfast Boy But Best Wants A Place At Old Trafford
- Newcastle United Fri 6th August
Don't Mention '7 Up' To Tim!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th August
Toon Need More 'European Nights' Says Keeper
- Newcastle United Fri 6th August
New Toon Shirt Hammered For 'Poor Quality'!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th August
Are Lazio Ready With That Offer?
- Newcastle United Fri 6th August
Bellars Return (To Celtic)?
- Newcastle United Thu 5th August
Owen Wants To Be A Manager
- Newcastle United Thu 5th August
Premiership To Lose Two Clubs?
- Newcastle United Thu 5th August
Newcastle's Long Wait For Nothing!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th August
Joey Barton's Moustache ... What's That All About?
- Newcastle United Thu 5th August
Deportivo La Coruna 0 Newcastle United 0
- Newcastle United Wed 4th August
Is Ashley Serious About Staying On?
- Newcastle United Wed 4th August
Nolan Won't Find Premiership Intimidating
- Newcastle United Wed 4th August
Nolan Should Be Skipper!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th August
Chopra Told He Is Staying At Cardiff!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th August
Were We Lucky To Miss Out On Kilgallon?
- Newcastle United Wed 4th August
Bramble Ready For The Mackem Abuse?
- Newcastle United Wed 4th August
Why Do You Support The Toon?
- Newcastle United Wed 4th August
Campbell Calls Us 'Idiots'!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd August
Is Neville Blaming Newcastle Or Gosling?
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd August
Brighton In No Position To Call The Shots!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd August
Toon Defender A 'Different Animal'?
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd August
Blackpool Up The Stakes For Cleverley
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd August
Deportivo A Tough Test?
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd August
Why Does Williamson Get So Much 'Grief'?
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd August
Ibrox Here We Come!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd August
Ferguson To Decide On Toon Loan
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd August
Admission Price Kept Many Fans Away!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd August
Poor Xisco Is Stuck With 'Dennis Wise' Tag!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd August
Toon Keeper Says Campbell Is 'Cracking Signing'
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd August
Toon Players Were Wearing Heart-Rate Monitors
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd August
Travel Info For Deportivo La Coruna Fixture
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd August
Campbell With Wrong Magpies?
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd August
Charlie Boy Set For Move
- Newcastle United Sun 1st August
Spending Set To Start At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st August
Sir Bobby Didn't Know How Popular He Was
- Newcastle United Sun 1st August
Carroll Has The Shirt - Ameobi Has The Track Record
- Newcastle United Sun 1st August
Toon Kid Attracts Interest
- Newcastle United Sun 1st August
Pedro Racks Up First Win!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st August
Newcastle Utd 2 PSV Eindhoven 2
- Newcastle United Sun 1st August