Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Mike Ashley - 'I'm NOT Joking!'
- Newcastle United Mon 31st May
Sunday Mirror Rumours Are Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st May
Beckford Gets His Dream Move - But Not To The Toon
- Newcastle United Mon 31st May
NU Mad World Cup Report
- Newcastle United Mon 31st May
Former Toon Boss To Take Over Socceroos?
- Newcastle United Mon 31st May
Toon Reunion At Man City?
- Newcastle United Mon 31st May
Hughton Confusion Over Boyd
- Newcastle United Mon 31st May
Man City Could Pave The Way For Toon Transfer
- Newcastle United Mon 31st May
Supermac Tells Hughton To Put Leon Best 'Out Of His Misery'
- Newcastle United Mon 31st May
End Of Season Toon Report - Good But Could Have Done Better
- Newcastle United Mon 31st May
The Best Striker At Newcastle Isn't Carroll, Shola Or Lovenkrands
- Newcastle United Mon 31st May
Toon New No 9 To Be Named!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st May
Shay Confident Of Return
- Newcastle United Sat 29th May
NU Mad WC Report - No Fears For England
- Newcastle United Sat 29th May
Geordie Legend Returns!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th May
Hughton Gets Backing From Frenchman
- Newcastle United Sat 29th May
Zico Questions Toon's Midfield
- Newcastle United Sat 29th May
Fixture List Can Turn Newcastle's Season
- Newcastle United Sat 29th May
Hughton Keen On Belgian
- Newcastle United Sat 29th May
Scotland To Offer Carroll Full Cap!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th May
Boyd Leaves Rangers!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th May
What Went Wrong For Jon Dahl At Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Fri 28th May
Toon Defence Still A Concern
- Newcastle United Fri 28th May
Beckford's Contract Has Been Cancelled!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th May
Forster Can Forget Leeds Switch!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th May
Duff Stands By The Boss
- Newcastle United Thu 27th May
Tommy The Barman Sees Toon In Good Hands
- Newcastle United Thu 27th May
Toon 'Year Out' Has Done The Club Good
- Newcastle United Thu 27th May
Hughton Says His Team Has A Major Advantage
- Newcastle United Thu 27th May
Will Gutiérrez Attract Interest On World Cup Stage?
- Newcastle United Thu 27th May
Toon Out To Prove Bookies Wrong!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th May
Donaldson Will Be Loaned Out Next Season
- Newcastle United Thu 27th May
Not The Daily Mail AGAIN!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th May
Toon With £3.5m Bid?
- Newcastle United Thu 27th May
Gutierrez Plays Down Injury Scare
- Newcastle United Thu 27th May
Hughton Misses Out On Target
- Newcastle United Thu 27th May
Donaldson Helps England To Victory
- Newcastle United Thu 27th May
Villa To Wave Goodbye To Milner?
- Newcastle United Tue 25th May
Socceroos Dump Smoggy And Viduka Couldn't Be Bothered!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th May
Could Ambrose Cut It In The Premiership?
- Newcastle United Tue 25th May
Gutiérrez On Course For Africa
- Newcastle United Tue 25th May
No Joy For 'Sweaty Socks' In Carroll Bid!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th May
Toon Mulumbu Offer In The Pipeline
- Newcastle United Tue 25th May
Hughton Admits Arsenal Star Is A Target
- Newcastle United Tue 25th May
Toon Organise PSV Fixture For Sir Bobby
- Newcastle United Tue 25th May
Toon Third Strip Has 'Toon Army' On Collar
- Newcastle United Tue 25th May
Dyer Cost West Ham £14.5m In Wages - For 19 Games!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th May
Arsenal Add Salt To Taylor Rumour
- Newcastle United Mon 24th May
Chopra To Become A Tractor Boy?
- Newcastle United Mon 24th May
Taylor Will Get His Chance In Premiership
- Newcastle United Mon 24th May
Toon Legend Says 'Geordie Hurt' Will Be Key Next Season
- Newcastle United Mon 24th May
Keegan Set To Take Over At Hamburg!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th May
Hughton Laughs Off Latest Transfer Rumours
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd May
Allardyce Can Rule Out Nolan Swoop
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd May
Toon Represented At Toulon Tournament
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd May
The Sun Well Wide Of The Mark With Jenas Rumour
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd May
Toon Will Still Get £4m For Milner Transfer
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd May
Coloccini: Hurt But Not Bitter!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd May
Woodwork Ruins Chopra's Dream!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd May
Workington Hope To Play Toon Stars
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd May
Bellamy Commitment In Question!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd May
Forster To Choose - Leeds Or Norwich?
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd May
Charlie Boy Staying At DW Stadium?
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd May
Sir Les Offers Advice To Capello
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd May
Chopra Gets His Dream Day At Wembley
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd May
What Will Happen To Newcastle's £90million?
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd May
Taylor Stays At Newcastle - For The Moment!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd May
£20m Offer For Former Toon Star!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th May
Former Toon Midfielder Joins MK Dons
- Newcastle United Thu 20th May
Congo Full-Back Interests Newcastle
- Newcastle United Thu 20th May
Ebondo Deal More Likely From Rovers Than Toon
- Newcastle United Thu 20th May
Villa Frighten Off Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th May
Howay Man ... Coloccini Must Have Had SOME Idea!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th May
Is The Sale Of Gutierrez The Only Hope Of Toon Buying?
- Newcastle United Thu 20th May
Burnley Like Toon? Not With Laws As Manager!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th May
Palace Fans To Succeed Where Toon Fans Failed!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th May
Hughton Wants Xisco To Stay In Spain
- Newcastle United Wed 19th May
Hughton - Don't Expect Any Early Transfer Deals
- Newcastle United Wed 19th May
Another Award For Hughton
- Newcastle United Wed 19th May
McCarthy's Words Mean Nothing!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th May
Toon Star Reveals 'We Have A Plan'!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th May
Toon Chase Bargain Bucket Cardiff Midfielder?
- Newcastle United Wed 19th May
Leeds Confirm Interest In Toon Goalkeeper
- Newcastle United Wed 19th May
NUFC Cannot Afford Hughton To Try To Prove A Point!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th May
Former Toon Star In Big Demand
- Newcastle United Tue 18th May
Trapattoni Stays True To Toon Striker
- Newcastle United Tue 18th May
Roeder: Carroll Ticks All The Boxes
- Newcastle United Tue 18th May
Hughton Will Be Looking For Players In Lower Leagues
- Newcastle United Tue 18th May
Toon Skipper Says Survival Depends On Home Form
- Newcastle United Tue 18th May
Lovenkrands Cannot Wait For Ibrox Return
- Newcastle United Tue 18th May
Hughton To Twist Ashley's Arm?
- Newcastle United Tue 18th May
Clarky's Wembley Dream Ends At Millwall
- Newcastle United Tue 18th May
Does Ashley Have A Plan?
- Newcastle United Mon 17th May
Is Hughton Seriously After Man Utd Star?
- Newcastle United Mon 17th May
Beckford On The Move - But NOT To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th May
Hughton Insists - Players WILL Be Signed
- Newcastle United Mon 17th May
Hughton Coy On Juventus Link
- Newcastle United Mon 17th May
Hughton Faces A 'New Beginning'
- Newcastle United Mon 17th May
Wharton Leaves The Magpies Roost
- Newcastle United Mon 17th May
Former Toon Star In Talks With Mowbray?
- Newcastle United Sun 16th May
Scott Parker Gives West Ham A Warning
- Newcastle United Sun 16th May
Clarky Hangs On To Wembley Hopes
- Newcastle United Sun 16th May
Good News For Premiership Clubs
- Newcastle United Sun 16th May
Former Toon Boss In Line For Oldham Job?
- Newcastle United Sun 16th May
Harper Has Waited For His Chance
- Newcastle United Sun 16th May
Toon Youngster Ready To Shine
- Newcastle United Sun 16th May
Nicky Butt Applies For Managers Job!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th May
No Pompey Chimes For Williamson
- Newcastle United Sun 16th May
Bookies Have Toon 10th Best Side In Premiership!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th May
£4m For Villa Defender? We've Got Nee Money Man!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th May
Ranger To Move On - Best To Stay? You're Joking!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th May
Hughton Expects His Troops To Return In Good Shape
- Newcastle United Fri 14th May
Barton Says Toon Have Got Rid Of The Monkey
- Newcastle United Fri 14th May
£4,800 For Bobby's Fund From E-Bay Bid
- Newcastle United Fri 14th May
Micky Quinn Misses The Point!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th May
Harewood Wanted Toon Return
- Newcastle United Fri 14th May
Coloccini Replaces Barcelona Defender!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th May
Our Thoughts Go To Family Of Cardiff Fan
- Newcastle United Fri 14th May
Forget Forest 1974 ... This Is BEST Pitch Invasion
- Newcastle United Fri 14th May
Heartache For Former Toon Stars
- Newcastle United Thu 13th May
Leicester - The Worst Penalty In History?
- Newcastle United Thu 13th May
Wenger Considering Taylor?
- Newcastle United Thu 13th May
Former Toon Star Released By Stoke
- Newcastle United Thu 13th May
A Conveyor Belt Is One Thing - But Do We Have A Line Of Shearer's?
- Newcastle United Thu 13th May
Toon Refund Those Who Travelled To Sheff Wed
- Newcastle United Wed 12th May
Seasiders Set To Join Toon In Top Flight?
- Newcastle United Wed 12th May
A Match Sir Bobby Would Have LOVED To Have Seen!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th May
Could Hughton Take A Chance On Caldwell?
- Newcastle United Wed 12th May
Former Toon Defender Gets World Cup Chance
- Newcastle United Wed 12th May
Hughton: 'This Has Been A Team Effort'
- Newcastle United Wed 12th May
Ameobi Shrugs Off Leeds Interest
- Newcastle United Wed 12th May
Coloccini Gets Dream Call Up!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th May
What Is Ashley Playing At?
- Newcastle United Wed 12th May
A Team Good Enough To Win The World Cup?
- Newcastle United Tue 11th May
Carroll Snubs Stoke Interest
- Newcastle United Tue 11th May
Ashley Makes The Rules - But What Can We Do?
- Newcastle United Tue 11th May
Can You Make Any Logic From This Toon Nightmare?
- Newcastle United Tue 11th May
Toon In Talks With Man Utd?
- Newcastle United Tue 11th May
Premier League Happy To Have Toon Back?
- Newcastle United Tue 11th May
Enrique Still Has It All To Prove
- Newcastle United Tue 11th May
Does Ashley Get A Kick Out Of Being HATED?
- Newcastle United Tue 11th May
Chronicle Claims Hughton KNEW The Score!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th May
Spurs After Former Toon Striker
- Newcastle United Mon 10th May
Forster Misses Out On Award
- Newcastle United Mon 10th May
Clarky Makes Play-Offs
- Newcastle United Mon 10th May
Leeds Can Keep Beckford!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th May
'Ups And Downs' For Former Toon Stars
- Newcastle United Mon 10th May
The Official Toon Statement - Word For Word
- Newcastle United Mon 10th May
Ashley Will NOT Be Talking To Anyone!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th May
Young Swede On Trial At Newcastle
- Newcastle United Mon 10th May
It's A Fact - Allardyce Cannot Handle A BIG Club!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th May
Ashley Didn't Even Tell Hughton He Had No Cash!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th May
Shearer's Verdict On Hughton
- Newcastle United Fri 7th May
Toon Legend Says Rooney Is Up To The Job
- Newcastle United Fri 7th May
Toon Eyes Are On Spanish Relegation Fight!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th May
Five Leave Newcastle As Hughton Swings The Axe
- Newcastle United Fri 7th May
Toon Organise Dublin Training Camp
- Newcastle United Fri 7th May
Toon To Play At Ibrox?
- Newcastle United Fri 7th May
Toon Winger Says His Goodbyes
- Newcastle United Thu 6th May
Injury-Prone Bullard Too Much Of A Risk For Toon
- Newcastle United Thu 6th May
Toon Reject Thanks Grandparents For Keeping Him Going
- Newcastle United Thu 6th May
It's Cardiff For Hughton
- Newcastle United Thu 6th May
Dan's Tournament Details
- Newcastle United Thu 6th May
Barton Wants 'Flying Start' In Premiership
- Newcastle United Thu 6th May
Hughton: 'St James' Park Is The Heart Of The City'!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th May
End Of Transfer Window Took Toon To Success
- Newcastle United Thu 6th May
Former Toon Defender Dumped By Burnley?
- Newcastle United Wed 5th May
Low Key News Of The World Article
- Newcastle United Wed 5th May
Toon To Escape Major Summer Distractions?
- Newcastle United Wed 5th May
Would Newcastle Consider Bellamy?
- Newcastle United Wed 5th May
Toon Set To Release Winger - Best Could Be Next!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th May
Toon Target Scot?
- Newcastle United Wed 5th May
Keane Tells Nick Butt 'No Thanks'!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th May
Taylor London-Bound?
- Newcastle United Tue 4th May
Is It Time To Honour Sir Bobby At St James' Park?
- Newcastle United Tue 4th May
Goodbye Championship - It Was Nice Knowing You (Or Was It?)
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd May
Toon Delight - What A Difference A Year Makes
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd May
Ramage Was Right - No Celebrating!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd May
The 'Voice Of The Toon Fans' Thrown Out?
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd May
30 Wins In An Impressive Campaign
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd May
Is It Time To Let Best Move On?
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd May
Toon Speculation Is Just That ... SPECULATION!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd May
Hughton: 'We Always Have Something In The Locker'
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd May
Toon Keeper Situation Could Get Interesting
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd May
Perhaps Enrique Is Fooling Himself
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd May
No Let Up For Toon Ambitions
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd May
Ashley Changes The Rules - He Can Fold NUFC At Will!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd May
Gutierrez WILL Make The World Cup!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd May
Hughton And Nolan Pick Up Awards
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd May
Hughton Won't Be Drawn On Hall
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd May
Hughton Admits Players Have A Say In Dressing Room
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd May
Team lineups: Queens Park Rangers v Newcastle United 02 May 2010
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd May
Queens Park Rangers 0 Newcastle United 1
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd May
FM Preview: Queens Park Rangers v Newcastle United 02 May 2010
- Newcastle United Sat 1st May
Pop Along To St James' Park To Have Your Photo Taken
- Newcastle United Sat 1st May
Toon Watch Turkish Striker
- Newcastle United Sat 1st May
Can Sunday Sun Top Barcelona Story?
- Newcastle United Sat 1st May
Taylor Hopes Knocked Back
- Newcastle United Sat 1st May
Ton-Up Toon The Target!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st May
Has Carroll Done Enough?
- Newcastle United Sat 1st May
Well At Least Ashley Turns Up!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st May