Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Terry Set To Tell Capello To Push His Armband Up His ...
- Newcastle United Sun 28th February
Now Here's A Shock - Bellars Opens His Gob!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th February
Another Happy Weekend For Toon Fans
- Newcastle United Sun 28th February
Geordie Legend Charlie Crowe Dies After Illness
- Newcastle United Sun 28th February
'Let's Get Physical' Toon ... Hold There Ground
- Newcastle United Sun 28th February
Seven In Eight For Andy Carroll
- Newcastle United Sun 28th February
Duff Hits Out At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th February
What Were You Watching Mackay?
- Newcastle United Sun 28th February
Did John Terry Have A Gutiérrez Mask?
- Newcastle United Sun 28th February
Man Utd To Dump Owen In The Summer!
- Newcastle United Sat 27th February
Ashley Is Only Getting Us Out Of The Mess He Put Us In!
- Newcastle United Sat 27th February
Newcastle's Wingless Wonders?
- Newcastle United Sat 27th February
Lua Lua - The Special One?
- Newcastle United Sat 27th February
Geordie Pride - 24/7
- Newcastle United Sat 27th February
Team line-ups v Watford
- Newcastle United Sat 27th February
Watford 1 Newcastle United 2
- Newcastle United Sat 27th February
FootyMAD's Watford match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 26th February
Former Toon Hero Plays Down 'That Hand Shake'!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th February
Mackem Patience Running Out With Geordie Boy
- Newcastle United Fri 26th February
Has Toon New Boy Got Over The Frostbite?
- Newcastle United Fri 26th February
Not So Warm Welcome For Toon Defender?
- Newcastle United Fri 26th February
Toon Kids Reach Semi-Finals
- Newcastle United Fri 26th February
Toon Look To Stretch The Gap At The Top
- Newcastle United Fri 26th February
Happy Hunting At the Vicarage - Free £20 Bet
- Newcastle United Fri 26th February
Has Bridge Bottled It ... Or Is He Putting His Country First?
- Newcastle United Thu 25th February
Former Toon Star World Cup Bound?
- Newcastle United Thu 25th February
Would We Be Afloat If The Supporters Owned The Club?
- Newcastle United Thu 25th February
Chelsea Give Toon Answer On Friday
- Newcastle United Thu 25th February
English Clubs 'In A Mess' - Says UEFA Report!
- Newcastle United Thu 25th February
Youth Team Set For Semi-Finals?
- Newcastle United Thu 25th February
Carroll Faces Day-Day In April
- Newcastle United Thu 25th February
Rollercoaster Week For Toon Winger
- Newcastle United Thu 25th February
'Mr Greed' Won't Be Going To The World Cup
- Newcastle United Wed 24th February
Former Toon Star 'Slaughtered'?
- Newcastle United Wed 24th February
Ashley Goes Into Battle!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th February
Is Ashley STILL A Hate Figure?
- Newcastle United Wed 24th February
Can Hughton Say: 'I Told You So'?
- Newcastle United Wed 24th February
Chopra Arrested In Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th February
Geordie Cheryl Leaves Cole!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd February
Lovenkrands And Enrique Could Make Trip To Watford
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd February
The Friendly Away Day In Watford
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd February
Toon Loan Move Was Never On The Cards
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd February
Hornets No Push Over At Vicarage Road
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd February
Owen And Foster Walked Off In Tears
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd February
World Cup Snub For Toon Star?
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd February
Nutter Beats His Wife ... And Blames Joey Barton!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd February
Toon Away Form Not As Bad As The Media Make Out
- Newcastle United Sun 21st February
Hughton Feeds Them The Scraps!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st February
Oh Dear - Ferguson - Like Father Like Son
- Newcastle United Sun 21st February
Ranger Or Best? I Know Who I Would Put My Money On
- Newcastle United Sun 21st February
Carroll Not Just A 'Route One' Striker
- Newcastle United Sun 21st February
The Toon Player Who Saw The Positives In Relegation
- Newcastle United Sun 21st February
Hughton Will Test The Water With Chelsea This Week
- Newcastle United Sun 21st February
Using Two Wingers - A Luxury Or Inspiration?
- Newcastle United Sun 21st February
Team line-ups v Preston North End
- Newcastle United Sat 20th February
Newcastle United 3 Preston North End 0
- Newcastle United Sat 20th February
FootyMAD's Preston North End match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 19th February
Pressure On Fergie As Toon Set To Give Him A Drubbing!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th February
Is It Right To Bend The Rules For Cash-Strapped Club?
- Newcastle United Fri 19th February
Is Bellars At It Again?
- Newcastle United Fri 19th February
Toon Right In The Mood To Add To Preston Misery
- Newcastle United Fri 19th February
Hughton Says Toon Should Have Got More Credit
- Newcastle United Fri 19th February
Carroll To Show Preston What They Missed
- Newcastle United Fri 19th February
Toon Defender Says 'Pace' Is Key To Success
- Newcastle United Fri 19th February
Ashley Talks To Hughton (If Nobody Else!)
- Newcastle United Fri 19th February
Ferguson Fears Carroll
- Newcastle United Fri 19th February
Carroll Praise For Great Service
- Newcastle United Fri 19th February
Toon Class Won In The End
- Newcastle United Thu 18th February
Hughton: 'We Have Set Standards This Season'
- Newcastle United Thu 18th February
Hughton Wins 'The Old Fashioned Way'!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th February
Coleman Runs Short Of Excuses For Battering
- Newcastle United Thu 18th February
Nowt To Do With The Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th February
Toon Need Point From Coventry To Go Top
- Newcastle United Wed 17th February
Striker Goal Drought Not A Problem?
- Newcastle United Wed 17th February
Hughton Insists He Does Know What He Is Talking About
- Newcastle United Wed 17th February
Coleman Tells His Boys To Be Brave In The SJP Heat
- Newcastle United Wed 17th February
Will Coventry Fans Be Heard At St James' Park?
- Newcastle United Wed 17th February
Toon Hope To Keep The Home Fires Burning!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th February
Gutierrez The Key To Toon Win?
- Newcastle United Wed 17th February
Team line-ups v Coventry City
- Newcastle United Wed 17th February
Newcastle United 4 Coventry City 1
- Newcastle United Wed 17th February
FootyMAD's Coventry City match preview
- Newcastle United Tue 16th February
Given Tips Bridge For World Cup Call Up
- Newcastle United Tue 16th February
Gutierrez - A Welcome Return!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th February
Mackem 'Disaster' Set For Start At St James' Park?
- Newcastle United Tue 16th February
Barton The New Marcelino?
- Newcastle United Tue 16th February
Boo Boys Gunning For Nolan?
- Newcastle United Tue 16th February
Forest And Albion In Action Tonight
- Newcastle United Tue 16th February
Bellamy Gets The Boot And Kluivert Fails Again
- Newcastle United Mon 15th February
Toon Striker Says 'We Are Like Man Utd'
- Newcastle United Mon 15th February
Toon Striker Happy To Be 'Super Sub'
- Newcastle United Mon 15th February
Gutierrez Latest
- Newcastle United Mon 15th February
Toon 'Won't Win Title' - Says Beresford!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th February
Here Is The Reason Newcastle Will Get Promoted!!!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th February
Was Hughton Right After All?
- Newcastle United Mon 15th February
Former Toon Star Predicts Tears For Beckham
- Newcastle United Mon 15th February
Premier League Officials With An IQ Of An Ant!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th February
Newcastle Changing Rooms Robbed?
- Newcastle United Mon 15th February
Taylor To Learn From Close Quarters - If He Joins Chelsea
- Newcastle United Mon 15th February
Forest Defeat Made It A Happy Day
- Newcastle United Sun 14th February
Toon Sigh Of Relief We Didn't Get Millwall!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th February
Ambrose Admits He Got A Kick In The Teeth Arriving At Newcastle
- Newcastle United Sun 14th February
Chelsea Recall Full-Back After Loan Spell
- Newcastle United Sun 14th February
Swansea Boss Was 'Proud' Despite Late Toon Stunner
- Newcastle United Sun 14th February
Hughton Defends His Eight-Man Defence!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th February
Carroll Under Fire For His 'Spanish Archer' (El Bow)
- Newcastle United Sun 14th February
It's Only A 'Different Newcastle' Because Of Ashley!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th February
Harper Lays Down The Law
- Newcastle United Sat 13th February
Terry And Bridge Eyeball-To-Eyeball?
- Newcastle United Sat 13th February
Toon Boss Won't Take Fans For Granted
- Newcastle United Sat 13th February
Team line-ups v Swansea City
- Newcastle United Sat 13th February
Swansea City 1 Newcastle United 1
- Newcastle United Sat 13th February
FootyMAD's Swansea City match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 12th February
Swansea Bring Back Rangel For Toon Clash
- Newcastle United Fri 12th February
No Toon Return For Enrique
- Newcastle United Fri 12th February
Toon Players Take Matters Into Their Own Hands
- Newcastle United Fri 12th February
Toon Defeat A One-Off?
- Newcastle United Fri 12th February
St James' Park Is Back To Being A Place To Fear
- Newcastle United Fri 12th February
Sorry Hughton - Mourinho Doesn't Work That Way
- Newcastle United Fri 12th February
Youth Cup Draw Could Not Be Better
- Newcastle United Fri 12th February
Chopra Still The Bookies Favourite
- Newcastle United Fri 12th February
Bramble Reports Are Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th February
Former Toon Star Throws The Premiership Race Wide Open
- Newcastle United Thu 11th February
Viduka Retires!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th February
New Trip For Toon Fans
- Newcastle United Thu 11th February
Swansea Set For Revenge?
- Newcastle United Thu 11th February
Coloccini Returns After Derby Shambles
- Newcastle United Thu 11th February
Toon Chance To Go Top!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th February
Baggies Go Top On Dismal Night For Toon
- Newcastle United Wed 10th February
Hughton Bowed To Fan Pressure And Got His Tactics Wrong
- Newcastle United Wed 10th February
Toon Players 'Hurt' By Drubbing
- Newcastle United Wed 10th February
Clough 'We Could Be Up There'!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th February
Let's See How Good Hughton REALLY Is
- Newcastle United Wed 10th February
Ashley - Top Of The Pops!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th February
Cardiff Fan Replies: 'We Are Not Troublemakers'!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th February
Former Toon Boss Finds Grenade Outside His House!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th February
Pearce Tells Capello To Look At Geordie Boy
- Newcastle United Tue 9th February
Everybody's Second Team? Not For Fitz Hall!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th February
The Return Of The 'Gazza Flick'
- Newcastle United Tue 9th February
Hughton Plays Down 60-Year Old Record
- Newcastle United Tue 9th February
Gazza Arrested AGAIN!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th February
Bellamy Coin-Throwing Incident Goes To Court
- Newcastle United Tue 9th February
Oh No - Not 'Team Carroll' T-Shirts?
- Newcastle United Tue 9th February
Hughton: 'We Are Under Pressure'
- Newcastle United Tue 9th February
Team line-ups v Derby County
- Newcastle United Tue 9th February
Derby County 3 Newcastle United 0
- Newcastle United Tue 9th February
FootyMAD's Derby County match preview
- Newcastle United Mon 8th February
Where Will It All End For Sad Gazza?
- Newcastle United Mon 8th February
Carroll Court Case Goes Ahead
- Newcastle United Mon 8th February
Dane Thanks The Toon (And Fans) For Their Help
- Newcastle United Mon 8th February
Løvenkrands Backs Carroll For No 9 Shirt
- Newcastle United Mon 8th February
Toon New Boys Got A Taste Of Geordie-Mania
- Newcastle United Mon 8th February
Simo Sends A Warning To Challengers
- Newcastle United Sun 7th February
Toon Defender Says Pressure Is Off Him
- Newcastle United Sun 7th February
Hughton Says He Took A Gamble Against Cardiff
- Newcastle United Sun 7th February
Carroll Is So Important To Hughton's Route One
- Newcastle United Sun 7th February
Geordie Invasion Heads For Derby
- Newcastle United Sun 7th February
Forest And Albion Hang Onto Toon Shirt-Tails
- Newcastle United Sun 7th February
Miller Rocked The Toon
- Newcastle United Sun 7th February
Hughton - Don't Turn Your Back!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th February
Toon Jigsaw - All The Pieces Fit!
- Newcastle United Sat 6th February
Toon Record Breakers
- Newcastle United Sat 6th February
Hughton Preparing To Offer That No 9 Shirt
- Newcastle United Sat 6th February
Two Former Toon Stars Offered New Deals
- Newcastle United Sat 6th February
'Chopra Chopra What's The Score?'
- Newcastle United Sat 6th February
We Don't Need Cardiff In Premiership!
- Newcastle United Sat 6th February
Rio Ferdinand - Wasn't He Banned For Missing A Drugs Test?
- Newcastle United Sat 6th February
'Moaning' Jones Cries In His Beer ... AGAIN!
- Newcastle United Sat 6th February
Think Twice About That 'Famous No 9'
- Newcastle United Fri 5th February
Harper Praise For The 'Nice Guys'
- Newcastle United Fri 5th February
Barton Ready To Rumble!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th February
Chopra 'On A Mission'!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th February
Snubbing Forest The 'Best' Move?
- Newcastle United Fri 5th February
Hughton Set For Changes
- Newcastle United Fri 5th February
Rae Misses Magpies Clash
- Newcastle United Fri 5th February
Team line-ups v Cardiff City
- Newcastle United Fri 5th February
Newcastle United 5 Cardiff City 1
- Newcastle United Fri 5th February
FootyMAD's Cardiff City match preview
- Newcastle United Thu 4th February
Toon March On In Youth Cup
- Newcastle United Thu 4th February
Two Toon Legends Back Terry!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th February
West Ham Boss Says Dyer Should Retire!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th February
Leeds Can Blame Sir Les For Cup Defeat
- Newcastle United Thu 4th February
No Worries As Coloccini And Gutiérrez Miss Out
- Newcastle United Thu 4th February
Albion Put Pressure On Toon
- Newcastle United Thu 4th February
Toon v Blades Shown On Sky TV
- Newcastle United Thu 4th February
Hughton Has Yet To Impress The Die-Hard Fans
- Newcastle United Thu 4th February
Løvenkrands Could Get World Cup Chance
- Newcastle United Thu 4th February
Hughton Ponders With Riches To Spare
- Newcastle United Thu 4th February
John Terry Loses Captain's Armband!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd February
Chopra Didn't Get His Dream Move After All
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd February
So THAT'S What Happened To That Kid Keegan Raved About
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd February
Come On Chopra - Give Us A Replay Of THAT Miss!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd February
Toon Reserves Get An Early Bath
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd February
Best Signs - But Beckford Was The Target
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd February
Ashley Snubbed Shearer!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd February
Will Cardiff's Current Form Continue?
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd February
Former Toon Star In Family Tragedy!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd February
Coloccini First ... And Smith Saw Red!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd February
Latest On Toon's 'Forgotten Man'
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd February
Did We Expect Six Signings?
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd February
Hughton Plays Down Beckford Deal
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd February
Toon Defender Admits - We Were Sloppy!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st February
Ashley Programme - What Are YOUR Views?
- Newcastle United Mon 1st February
Nobby Still Nuts About The Toon
- Newcastle United Mon 1st February
Nowt To Do With The Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st February
Another 'Waste Of Space' Off The Books
- Newcastle United Mon 1st February