Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Dummett Misses Out On Euro Dream
- Newcastle United Tue 31st May
Townsend Dumped From Squad
- Newcastle United Tue 31st May
Former Toon Defender Says Stones Isn't Good Enough
- Newcastle United Tue 31st May
Wednesday And Tykes For St James' Park
- Newcastle United Tue 31st May
Carrick Snubs Toon Offer!
- Newcastle United Tue 31st May
Ginola Latest!
- Newcastle United Tue 31st May
McClaren Could Be Back In Champions League!
- Newcastle United Tue 31st May
'Tough 6 Months Under Benitez' Says Pepe
- Newcastle United Sun 29th May
Ashley Has Rafa Holding Out The Begging Bowl!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th May
Barton's Stint In Jail As A Toon Player
- Newcastle United Sun 29th May
Dummett Could Face England In Euros
- Newcastle United Sun 29th May
West Ham Want Townsend!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th May
No Right To Talk About Newcastle United!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th May
What Do You Expect - They Are Mackems!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th May
Rafa Stays A Geordie!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th May
Benitez Signs!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th May
Townsend Plays Waiting Game
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd May
Pardew 'Hammered' By Barton!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd May
This Club HAS To Change!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd May
Rugby Fans Want To Stay At SJP!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd May
Marseille Will Only Take Thauvin On Loan!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd May
Darlow Says 'Quality Will See Us Through'
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd May
Rafa Waiting For Valencia Deal?
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd May
Johnson's New Career - Barber!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd May
Ashley Loses Rafa Replacement!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st May
Mackems Put Banner On Tyne Bridge
- Newcastle United Sat 21st May
Latest Managerial Appointment
- Newcastle United Sat 21st May
Ginola Latest!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st May
Mourinho To Be Named Man Utd Boss After Cup Final!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st May
'Devastated' Wijnaldum First To Go?
- Newcastle United Fri 20th May
Ashley Tells Fans - I'm Staying!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th May
Blame Ashley For Appointing McClaren!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th May
Zaha - The Man Ashley Didn't Want
- Newcastle United Fri 20th May
Parasite Owen Switched Clubs In 15 Mins
- Newcastle United Fri 20th May
Wijnaldum Tops The Charts
- Newcastle United Fri 20th May
Toon Legend Jokes After Heart Attack!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th May
Will Toon Winger Make Euros?
- Newcastle United Wed 18th May
Janmaat Tipped To Be First To Go!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th May
Benitez To Keep Toon Waiting?
- Newcastle United Wed 18th May
First Signing For Rafa?
- Newcastle United Wed 18th May
Toon Player Wants To Be A 'Legend'!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th May
Has Rafa REALLY Pledged Future?
- Newcastle United Wed 18th May
Carr To Leave Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th May
Toon 5 Spurs 1
- Newcastle United Mon 16th May
Townsend Gets Call Up For Euros!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th May
Worst Day In Football Management!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th May
Ashley Makes An Appearance!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th May
Rafa Decision In 'Two Weeks'
- Newcastle United Mon 16th May
Rotherham Act As Ashley Moves On Warnock!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th May
Newcastle 5-1 Tottenham Hotspur- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sun 15th May
Ashley Club Statement
- Newcastle United Sat 14th May
Ashley Disaster No 865
- Newcastle United Fri 13th May
Kane Rocks St James' Park
- Newcastle United Fri 13th May
Mags v Spurs - The History
- Newcastle United Fri 13th May
Benitez Waits For Foreign Offers!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th May
Benitez Outsider For Everton Job
- Newcastle United Fri 13th May
Toon - Welcome To The Championship
- Newcastle United Fri 13th May
Benitez Won't Be Going To Everton!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th May
Shearer 'Rafa Won't Stay!'
- Newcastle United Thu 12th May
Shearer - Ashley Gets What He Deserves!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th May
Toon Stay 20th Richest Club!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th May
Barton Tells Ashley 'You Are Not Worthy!'
- Newcastle United Thu 12th May
Charnley - Pack Up And Go!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th May
Bookies Back Toon For Quick Return!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th May
Quinn Calls Ashley A 'Disgrace'!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th May
Keegan 'French Signings Didn't Work'
- Newcastle United Thu 12th May
Keegan 'McClaren Should Have Gone Earlier!'
- Newcastle United Thu 12th May
Charnley Faces Calls To Resign!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th May
Former Toon Skipper In Medal Mix Up
- Newcastle United Tue 10th May
So Sad To See The End Of Upton Park
- Newcastle United Tue 10th May
If Norwich Crash We Won't Have A Derby Next Season
- Newcastle United Tue 10th May
No Celebration From Mackems? Yeah Right!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th May
Our Hopes Rest On This Rabble!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th May
Put All The Blame On WALLY!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th May
Banners Are Pointless With Ashley!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th May
Ten Yers Of Ashley!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th May
Does Anyone Want Thauvin Back?
- Newcastle United Tue 10th May
Ginger Mackem Gives WORST Excuse EVER!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th May
Villa 0 Toon 0
- Newcastle United Sun 8th May
Has Defoe Been The Difference Between Mags And Mackems?
- Newcastle United Sun 8th May
The Death Knell Struck On Saturday!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th May
Colback Facing Investigation!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th May
Be Honest - Is Townsend Good Enough For England?
- Newcastle United Sun 8th May
Benitez Already On His Bike?
- Newcastle United Sun 8th May
Like Newcastle - Villa Get What They Deserve!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th May
Newcastle Disgrace!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th May
We Are 16/1 To Stay Up - Says It All Really!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th May
Toon Cast-Off To Sign For Barcelona!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th May
Ginola Calls For 'More Geordies'!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th May
Arsenal Want Newcastle Youngster!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th May
Defender Sent Off But Toon Hang On
- Newcastle United Fri 6th May
Villa Park - Our Destiny
- Newcastle United Fri 6th May
Townsend Message To Mackems
- Newcastle United Fri 6th May
Toon Heading To Wembley (In 2017)
- Newcastle United Fri 6th May
Fat Fred Wants Rafa To Stay
- Newcastle United Fri 6th May
Mackems Take To Meditation
- Newcastle United Fri 6th May
Pardew Rides On The Back Of Leicester Triumph
- Newcastle United Fri 6th May
Sissoko's Positive Memories
- Newcastle United Fri 6th May
It's Not Just Mags And Mackems!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th May
Darlow Confident
- Newcastle United Fri 6th May
Foxes Crowned Champions As Spurs Impload!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd May
Newcastle Could Win Title Next Season!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd May
Tino - Don't Blame Ashley!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd May
Big Sam Ranting AGAIN!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd May
Benitez Could Join Everton!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd May
Townsend Gutted For Spurs!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd May
Toon 1 Eagles 0
- Newcastle United Sun 1st May
Late Mackem Strike Tough To Take
- Newcastle United Sun 1st May
Toon Kid Misses Out On Wembley
- Newcastle United Sun 1st May
Townsend Brightens Up The Dark
- Newcastle United Sun 1st May
Too Late For Euros?
- Newcastle United Sun 1st May
Benitez 'Don't Look At The Table'
- Newcastle United Sun 1st May
Rafa Not Interested In What Big Sam Says
- Newcastle United Sun 1st May
Pardew Furious With Big Sam's Comments
- Newcastle United Sun 1st May