Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Hull Win - NOW We Worry!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th April
I'm So Pleased This Club Is Relegated!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th April
Owen Tips Newcastle To Go Down!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th April
Ashley One More Trick Up His Sleeve To Sicken Toon Fans?
- Newcastle United Wed 29th April
The Secret To Success - The Manager LEADS!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th April
What Can Carver Possibly Say In Defence?
- Newcastle United Wed 29th April
No Hiding Place For Sham-bollock Carver!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th April
Pearson Saving Players For Toon Battle?
- Newcastle United Wed 29th April
Have Toon Signed Two Flops?
- Newcastle United Tue 28th April
Not Good News For Toon Travellers!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th April
Clark Clashes With Ranger
- Newcastle United Tue 28th April
Ashley Statement!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th April
Ashley Gives WBA Extra Tickets To Boost Crowd!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th April
Newcastle - Worst Form In Europe!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th April
Shearer Hits Out At 'Rubbish' Toon Players
- Newcastle United Tue 28th April
Pardew Told He Can Spend!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th April
Cisse And Tiote Have Had Enough!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th April
Carver To Meet Fans Over Verbal Abuse
- Newcastle United Tue 28th April
Monkey Hangers Joy - Boro Heartache
- Newcastle United Sun 26th April
Toon 2 Swans 3
- Newcastle United Sun 26th April
Well Carver ... What WERE The Tactics?
- Newcastle United Sun 26th April
Gerrard Won't Catch Toon Favourite
- Newcastle United Sun 26th April
Krul Looking For Newcastle Exit!
- Newcastle United Sun 26th April
Carver Willing To Meet Supporters!
- Newcastle United Sun 26th April
Results Don't Go Newcastle's Way!
- Newcastle United Sun 26th April
Charnley Laughs At Newcastle Boycott!
- Newcastle United Sun 26th April
Putting Into Perspective Ashley's Dosh!
- Newcastle United Sat 25th April
Vuckic - Big Fish In Pitiful Scottish Pond?
- Newcastle United Sat 25th April
Criticism Does Not Bother Toon Coach
- Newcastle United Sat 25th April
Carver Hits Back At Carragher And Owen!
- Newcastle United Sat 25th April
Mackems Are WRONG To Back A Sex Pest!
- Newcastle United Sat 25th April
Sting Couldn't Afford To Buy Out Ashley
- Newcastle United Sat 25th April
Newcastle 2-3 Swansea- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 25th April
Carver Comes Clean!
- Newcastle United Fri 24th April
Ashley Ready To P** Off Fans Even More!
- Newcastle United Fri 24th April
Carver Surprised By Boycotte
- Newcastle United Fri 24th April
Janmaat 'We Need One Win To Stay Up'
- Newcastle United Fri 24th April
Newcastle - A Shell Of A Club!
- Newcastle United Fri 24th April
Carver Says He Is Just 'Unlucky!'
- Newcastle United Fri 24th April
Carver - We Haven't Been LISTENING For Months!
- Newcastle United Fri 24th April
How Can Mackems Play THIS Pervert?
- Newcastle United Fri 24th April
Questions Marks Over Introducing De Jong!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd April
Toon Pay 7th Highest Wages In Premier League!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd April
The Result We DON'T Want!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd April
Magpies v Swans - Memory Lane
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd April
Advocaat Says Newcastle Are Safe!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd April
Dark Clouds Glooming If Toon Get Brolly Man!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd April
Will Krul Join Pardew At Palace?
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd April
Toon Fans To Protest At Sports Direct Shops!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd April
Colback 'Embarrassed' By Newcastle's Position!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st April
The Forgotten Man Plays For 72 Minutes!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st April
Mackems 'No Disrespect Intended'!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st April
Ashley Will Pay £2m For McClaren!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st April
Former Gunner Shoots Down Toon Army!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st April
Magical SJP Moment For Kane
- Newcastle United Tue 21st April
Ashley Mocks Newcastle Fans!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st April
Will Given Get Another Slap In the Face?
- Newcastle United Tue 21st April
Shepherd 'Boycott Doesn't Help Anyone'
- Newcastle United Tue 21st April
The Reason Why Carver Dropped Jonas
- Newcastle United Tue 21st April
The One Player We DON'T Want At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st April
Clueless Carver Goes 'Route One'!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st April
Toon 1 Spurs 3
- Newcastle United Mon 20th April
Ashley Only Tolerates 'Grateful' People
- Newcastle United Mon 20th April
Bad Day At 'Black Rock' For Gerrard And Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th April
Pochettino 'Best Team Won'
- Newcastle United Mon 20th April
We Have A 'Solution' For Clueless Carver!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th April
Liverpool And Newcastle - Under The Same Brolly?
- Newcastle United Mon 20th April
Ashley Adds 6.000 To To Attendance Figures!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th April
Mackems In For A Shock When They Get Relegated!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th April
Was Carver TOLD To Drop Gutierrez?
- Newcastle United Mon 20th April
Foxes Pile Pressure On Toon!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th April
Bookies Back Toon To Stay Up!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th April
Newcastle Fans Are NEVER United!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th April
What Is The Boycott About? The Facts
- Newcastle United Sun 19th April
Sorry Carver - Criticism Is Deserved!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th April
Carver 'I Would Not Boycott'!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th April
One More Win To Keep Toon Safe?
- Newcastle United Sun 19th April
No Toon Player Nomination
- Newcastle United Fri 17th April
Toon Fans To Feed the Ducks!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th April
Vuckic Told To Go Swimming!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th April
Toon v Spurs - Memory Lane
- Newcastle United Fri 17th April
Adebayor Brace Rocks Gallowgate!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th April
Carver Enjoying the Struggle!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th April
Colo Returns For Struggling Toon!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th April
McClaren A Step Nearer Saying 'No' To Toon?
- Newcastle United Wed 15th April
'Six Cup Finals'? How We Wish For ONE (At Wembley)!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th April
Referee Goes Easy On Sissoko
- Newcastle United Wed 15th April
Liverpool - Now You Know What It Feels Like!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th April
Rubbish Player For A Rubbish League?
- Newcastle United Wed 15th April
The Biggest 'Illegal Imigrant' On Tyneside
- Newcastle United Wed 15th April
Who Pinched Cabella's Flip-Flops?
- Newcastle United Wed 15th April
Shearer And Sir Bobby End Up In The Bin!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th April
Will YOU Boycott Spurs Fixture?
- Newcastle United Wed 15th April
Liverpool 2 Magpies 0
- Newcastle United Tue 14th April
Liverpool Let Newcastle 'Off The Hook'
- Newcastle United Tue 14th April
Thank You Liverpool Fans For Gutierrez Reception!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th April
Toon Go 'Cap In Hand' To Man Utd
- Newcastle United Tue 14th April
Reds Ease Past Dreadful Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th April
Sissoko Has Had Enough Of Geordie Pantomime!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th April
Well Carver ... Tell Me The Positives!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th April
Pardew Feels Sorry For Carver!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th April
Harry 'The Bung' Says Mackems Are Going Down!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th April
Pardew Money Goes Towards McClaren Deal?
- Newcastle United Mon 13th April
Carver Still 'Talking The Talk'
- Newcastle United Mon 13th April
Carver Hails 'Mighty Anfield'
- Newcastle United Mon 13th April
Rodgers To Unleash His 'Sensation' Against Newcastle
- Newcastle United Mon 13th April
Kop Hero Puts Newcastle Before Cup Glory
- Newcastle United Mon 13th April
Armstrong Wants Toon Support
- Newcastle United Mon 13th April
Toon DNA Not Right?
- Newcastle United Mon 13th April
Santon SLAMS Carver!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th April
Pardew Gets Last Word Over Sad Mackems!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th April
Pardew Will Never Be A Success At A Big Club!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th April
Can Pardew Do What Toon Couldn't Manage?
- Newcastle United Sat 11th April
Carver Refuses To Talk About Contracts
- Newcastle United Sat 11th April
Ferreyra Refuses To Play (Again!)
- Newcastle United Sat 11th April
Ashley Buys Out Fanzine!
- Newcastle United Sat 11th April
Carver Won't Rule Out Relegation!
- Newcastle United Sat 11th April
Redknapp Unimpressed By Carver Contribution
- Newcastle United Sat 11th April
Carragher Continues His Dig at Krul
- Newcastle United Sat 11th April
Ferguson In The Frame!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th April
9-Man Toon Crash At Anfield
- Newcastle United Thu 9th April
Reds v Toon - The Power & The Glory
- Newcastle United Thu 9th April
This Is Anfield!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th April
Big Guns Battle It Out
- Newcastle United Thu 9th April
Newcastle Sign Turkish Youth International!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th April
Nobby Goes Nuts
- Newcastle United Wed 8th April
Sorry Toon ... I Won't Be Coming Back!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th April
Defoe Has Himself (And Magpies) In Tears
- Newcastle United Mon 6th April
Carver Turns On His Players!
- Newcastle United Mon 6th April
Mackems 1 Mags 0
- Newcastle United Mon 6th April
Did Krul Congratulate Defoe?
- Newcastle United Mon 6th April
Remy - One That Got Away
- Newcastle United Sun 5th April
Ashley Is Right!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th April
Rangers Boss 'Gobsmacked' By Ashley Deal!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th April
Cattermole The Man To Wind Up!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th April
Mackem SOL Misery
- Newcastle United Sat 4th April
Carver Haunted By Di Canio!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th April
How Will Colback React To Abuse?
- Newcastle United Sat 4th April
Mags Ready To Give Johnson Stick!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th April
Alnwick's Season Goes Up In Smoke!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th April
Tyne-Wear Derby ... Toon Need To End Mackem Record!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd April
Toon Braced For Perez Offer?
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd April
Former Toon Star Calls Time On Carver!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd April
Biggest Derby In 25 Years?
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd April
Please Vote - Do You Want McClaren As Manager?
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd April
Former Toon Skipper Puts The Record Straight!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd April
Up There With Ajax v Feyenoord?
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd April
Toon Fans ... Look Away Now!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd April
Italy 1 England 1
- Newcastle United Wed 1st April
Ashley Ripping Off Rangers?
- Newcastle United Wed 1st April
Tino April Fool Joke
- Newcastle United Wed 1st April
Do We Have To Suffer Anita In Derby?
- Newcastle United Wed 1st April
Carver - Desperate Times!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st April
Record Profits For Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st April
Toon To Offer £2m For Brolly Man!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st April