Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Mackem Defeat Puts Us On The Brink
- Newcastle United Tue 30th April
Redknapp Staying At Loftus Road
- Newcastle United Tue 30th April
We Don't Need Mackem Help To Survive
- Newcastle United Tue 30th April
Mackems Kick Out Newcastle Legend!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th April
Toon Dressing Room Split?
- Newcastle United Tue 30th April
I Predict A Riot - Cabaye To Sign For PSG?
- Newcastle United Tue 30th April
Coloccini The Man To Face Carroll?
- Newcastle United Tue 30th April
Gates To Return To SJP
- Newcastle United Tue 30th April
Pardew Ready For The Dogfight?
- Newcastle United Tue 30th April
Pardew To Sign Another 'Mackem Slayer'?
- Newcastle United Tue 30th April
Hey ... It's NOT Upton Park!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th April
No Toon Players In PFA Team Of The Year
- Newcastle United Mon 29th April
Hughton Feeling The Relegation Jitters Too
- Newcastle United Mon 29th April
Pardew 8-Year Contract Not Worth Paper It's Written On!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th April
9/4 Pardew To Get The Boot!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th April
Shola: 'Newcastle Players Are Worried'
- Newcastle United Mon 29th April
Barton Blames 'Maggots' For Relegation
- Newcastle United Mon 29th April
Harry Redknapp For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Mon 29th April
Pardew Ran Down His Rabbit Hole!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th April
'Awful' Isn't The Word Pardew - Try 'Disgrace'!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th April
Reap The Wirlwind Pardew!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th April
Did Debuchy INTEND To Get Sent Off?
- Newcastle United Sun 28th April
The WORST Toon Performance I Have EVER Seen!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th April
One Place Left - Will It Be Toon?
- Newcastle United Sun 28th April
Do The Honourable Thing Pardew - WALK!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th April
Abeid Heading Back To Chilly-Jocko Land?
- Newcastle United Sat 27th April
Ben Arfa Now Decides He Wants Part Of The Relegation Dogfight
- Newcastle United Sat 27th April
What Planet Is Pardew On?
- Newcastle United Sat 27th April
Boost For John Carver
- Newcastle United Sat 27th April
Does Campbell Have A Future At Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Sat 27th April
Watch Out Man Utd - The Toon Are On Their Way!
- Newcastle United Sat 27th April
Haidara Can't Wait For Liverpool Test!
- Newcastle United Sat 27th April
Newcastle 0-6 Liverpool- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 27th April
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Liverpool 27 Apr 2013
- Newcastle United Fri 26th April
Suarez To Play Against Toon?
- Newcastle United Fri 26th April
Pardew Slams FA Over Suarez!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th April
Players Using Twitter - Good Or Bad?
- Newcastle United Fri 26th April
Ex-Mackems Make Rich List
- Newcastle United Fri 26th April
Ben Arfa - Will He, Won't He?
- Newcastle United Fri 26th April
Pressure Is On Pardw To Deliver!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th April
Best News Of The Week - Suarez To Quit England!
- Newcastle United Thu 25th April
Are We Kidding Ourselves?
- Newcastle United Thu 25th April
Toon Keeper Happy To 'Enjoy The Moment'
- Newcastle United Thu 25th April
Toon 'Going French' Again?
- Newcastle United Thu 25th April
Villa Relegation Would Boost Toon Hopes Of Signing Weimann
- Newcastle United Thu 25th April
Is Gameiro A Type Of Player We Need?
- Newcastle United Thu 25th April
New Toon Coach - Or New Toon Manager?
- Newcastle United Thu 25th April
Amalfitano Expected To Leave Next Month!
- Newcastle United Thu 25th April
Colo Swansong Before He Leaves?
- Newcastle United Thu 25th April
Pardew Insists Players Are Not 'Hiding'
- Newcastle United Thu 25th April
Cisse Double Rocks Carroll And Co.
- Newcastle United Thu 25th April
Liverpool - Hot Or Cold?
- Newcastle United Thu 25th April
Cisse Flies To Paris!
- Newcastle United Thu 25th April
Suarez-Free Zone At SJP On Saturday!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th April
Former Toon Striker Hails Welsh Rise!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th April
Pardew Has A Target On His Back!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th April
The First French Exit!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th April
Pedro Dazzles Once Again
- Newcastle United Wed 24th April
Reds Only Half A Team Without 'Red Rum'
- Newcastle United Wed 24th April
The Loudest SJP Has Ever Been?
- Newcastle United Wed 24th April
Suarez Misses Toon Game!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd April
United's Title - But Villa Defeat All That Matters
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd April
Coloccini's Return - But What Next?
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd April
Pardew Still Fears Relegation Trapdoor!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd April
Pardew To Face Fans AFTER Season Is Finished!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd April
More Toon Mug Shots
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd April
Cisse's Girlfriend Gets Racist Abuse
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd April
Don't Believe A Word Of Chronicle Report!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd April
Taylor Heading State-Side?
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd April
Pardew - It's Not My Fault!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd April
Nolan Helps Toon Ease Relegation Fears!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st April
Toon Squander Chance To Pull Clear!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st April
Pardew Wants Top 10 Finish - NEXT Season!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st April
Pardew Happy ... Well That's Nice
- Newcastle United Sun 21st April
Clarke - 'Newcastle Were Fitter Cos They Played More Games'
- Newcastle United Sun 21st April
WTF? They Win At Toon And Now They Are Barcelona!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st April
When Shearer Was Top Of The World!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st April
Gouffran - We Blew Two Points!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st April
Ba Starts All Over Again
- Newcastle United Sat 20th April
Mackem Rapist?
- Newcastle United Sat 20th April
Ben Arfa Still Injured!
- Newcastle United Sat 20th April
Obertan Hat-Trick
- Newcastle United Sat 20th April
FM Preview: West Bromwich Albion v Newcastle United 20 Apr 2013
- Newcastle United Fri 19th April
Which Toon Player Is Closest To Award?
- Newcastle United Fri 19th April
Enrique Picks The Bone Out Of A Horror Season
- Newcastle United Fri 19th April
Gutierrez Feels The Hurt
- Newcastle United Fri 19th April
Obertan Back In The Picture (For The Reserves)
- Newcastle United Fri 19th April
Toon Backlash - Or Another Sad Away Day?
- Newcastle United Fri 19th April
Hang On ... Ashley ISN'T From The North-East!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th April
Lose At West Brom And Pardew Will Reap The Wirlwind!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th April
Elliot - The Fans Are Hurting
- Newcastle United Fri 19th April
The Going Gets Tough - The French Get Running!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th April
Pardew - Sunderland Can Just Dream Of Europe!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th April
Pardew Hits Out At Riot!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th April
VOTING POLL - 63.1% Want Pardew To Go!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th April
Pardew Concern!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th April
Any Toon Fans Want To Get On TV?
- Newcastle United Thu 18th April
Krul Heading To San Siro?
- Newcastle United Thu 18th April
Toon Crimewatch - Do You Know Any Of Them?
- Newcastle United Thu 18th April
Eight Year Price Freeze At Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th April
Clarke 'Pardew Should Embrace Europe!'
- Newcastle United Thu 18th April
Clarke Reflects On Toon Defeat
- Newcastle United Thu 18th April
Pardew Should Get On The Phone To The Geordie Boy!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th April
Taylor's Heart Break!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th April
'Invisible' Toon Star Back In The Picture?
- Newcastle United Thu 18th April
Carlo Ancelotti 'It's Time French Players Came Home'!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th April
Elliot Or Harper For Hawthorns?
- Newcastle United Thu 18th April
Toon Fixture At Cambridge! Pedro To Play?
- Newcastle United Thu 18th April
Martinez 'We Don't Look At The Table' ... I'd Start Looking!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th April
Quinn In Two Mind About Sacking Pardew?
- Newcastle United Wed 17th April
Does Anyone Want A 5.15 KO For Cup Final?
- Newcastle United Wed 17th April
Has Pardew Become A Clone Of Wenger?
- Newcastle United Wed 17th April
It's Newcastle Of Nothing For Andy Carroll!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th April
Ah But ... Was The Horse A Mackem?
- Newcastle United Wed 17th April
Bellars Is Back In The Premier League!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th April
MOTD Pundits Stun Toon Supporters
- Newcastle United Wed 17th April
Pardew Cannot Afford To Keep Haidara Sat On Bench!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th April
Cabaye And Rooney Heading To PSG?
- Newcastle United Wed 17th April
Taylor Knows It's A Difficult Period For The Club
- Newcastle United Wed 17th April
I Wouldn't Let Gazza Cross The Road Never Mind Dance On Ice!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th April
City Can Ease Toon's Relegation Worries Tonight
- Newcastle United Wed 17th April
A Message For Toon Fans Running The London Marathon
- Newcastle United Tue 16th April
Barton's 'Overweight Ladyboy' Quote
- Newcastle United Tue 16th April
One Away Win All Season - Give Us Something To Sing About!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th April
Shearer - Blame The French And Pardew For Derby Shocker!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th April
Small-Minder Pardew 'We Will Be Better Than Sunderland
- Newcastle United Tue 16th April
A Million Reasons Why This Club Needs Success!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th April
Coloccini 'Almost Ready'
- Newcastle United Tue 16th April
Mackem Charged With Throwing Flare!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th April
Reasons For Punching A Police Horse - Pt 1
- Newcastle United Tue 16th April
Pardew To Work On 'Team Shape'
- Newcastle United Tue 16th April
Travelling Toon Fans Need A Lift!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th April
Ben Arfa Crushes West Brom
- Newcastle United Tue 16th April
Will We See Harper One More Time Before His Retirement?
- Newcastle United Tue 16th April
Ferguson Ready To Offer £20m For Cabaye?
- Newcastle United Tue 16th April
Ben Arfa As Good As Beardsley And Keegan? You're Joking!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th April
Arrests And Police Officers Injured
- Newcastle United Mon 15th April
Carroll For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Mon 15th April
Clueless Pardew Has Week From Hell!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th April
Howard Webb - What A Joke!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th April
Same Sad Old Excuses From 'Scratched Record' Pardew!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th April
Barton Says Newcastle's Season Is 'Unravelling'
- Newcastle United Mon 15th April
PLEASE VOTE - Is It Time To Replace Pardew?
- Newcastle United Mon 15th April
Allardyce To Stay ... And He Wants Carroll!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th April
Tiote Horror Show His Worst Day!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th April
Pardew Now Blames Krul Injury As Turning Point!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th April
Pardew FINALLY Finds Out Gutierrez Is NOT A Defender!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th April
Will 40pts Save Us From The Drop?
- Newcastle United Mon 15th April
Life Bans For Toon Fans
- Newcastle United Mon 15th April
What Does Pardew Actually DO In Training?
- Newcastle United Mon 15th April
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Sunderland 14 Apr 2013
- Newcastle United Sun 14th April
Newcastle 0-3 Sunderland- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sun 14th April
Krul's Season Comes To An End!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th April
No Medal For Ba This Season
- Newcastle United Sun 14th April
Krul - We Gave It Our Best Shot!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th April
French Connection Happy On Tyneside
- Newcastle United Sat 13th April
Di Canio's Pipe Dream - Mackems Bigger Than Magpies
- Newcastle United Sat 13th April
Ellis Not On Pardew's Xmas Card List!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th April
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Sunderland 13 Apr 2013
- Newcastle United Fri 12th April
Newcastle ... What Could Have Been ...
- Newcastle United Fri 12th April
So Close For Mighty Magpies
- Newcastle United Fri 12th April
Pardew - We Were So Unlucky
- Newcastle United Fri 12th April
Mackem Fans Warned!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th April
Toon v Mackems - And If You Know Your History
- Newcastle United Fri 12th April
The 'Mackem Slayer' Enhanced His Reputation
- Newcastle United Fri 12th April
For What It's Worth - Toon Would Have Been Heading To Turkey
- Newcastle United Fri 12th April
Di Canio 'One Of The Toughest Derbies In The World!'
- Newcastle United Fri 12th April
Injury Latest - Taylor Set To Face Mackems
- Newcastle United Fri 12th April
Bedimo To Snub Toon Because They Aren't In Europe!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th April
Police Will Charge Fans Caught On Camera
- Newcastle United Fri 12th April
Santon Out - But Injured Players Return
- Newcastle United Fri 12th April
Does Ashley Want European Football?
- Newcastle United Fri 12th April
Taylor Will Miss Benfica Fixture!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th April
If You Are A Top Club - You Need Europe!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th April
Di Canio And Pardew - Two Peas In A Pod?
- Newcastle United Thu 11th April
Cisse - Europe Is Exciting For Us
- Newcastle United Thu 11th April
Ben Arfa In Toon Squad
- Newcastle United Thu 11th April
Barton Plans Marseille Stay If QPR Stay Up Or Not!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th April
Ba Could Make Wembley Appearance
- Newcastle United Wed 10th April
Pardew - We Can Get Through To Semis!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th April
Celtic Experience Is One Thing - But Newcastle Is The Dream!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th April
Toon Legend Wants Happy End Of Season For Mags!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th April
Di Canio Is No Racist - Says Former Toon Keeper!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th April
Former Toon Star Keeps On Believing!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th April
Jesus Set To Punish Pardew?
- Newcastle United Wed 10th April
No Beer For The Working Class At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th April
Toon Rearrange Segregation For Benfica Fans
- Newcastle United Wed 10th April
Paolo Di Nazio Wants To Go To War At St James' Park
- Newcastle United Wed 10th April
Toon Fans Be Warned - We Will Be Watched On Sunday!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th April
Liverpool Set For Melt Down - Rodgers Set For Chop?
- Newcastle United Wed 10th April
Pubs To Close On Derby Day?
- Newcastle United Wed 10th April
Barton In Hot Water Again
- Newcastle United Wed 10th April
'You Gotta Move Like Barca'
- Newcastle United Wed 10th April
Toon Will Have To Achieve Something No Other Club Has!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th April
What Can Lennon Tell Pardew Anything That He Doesn't Know?
- Newcastle United Tue 9th April
Curtis Joins Santon On Treatment Table
- Newcastle United Tue 9th April
Toon Should Rethink Minutes Silence For Thatcher!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th April
No 'Gung Ho' Attacking From Toon!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th April
Pardew - 'There's No Certain Safety Points Total'
- Newcastle United Tue 9th April
Mackem Accuses Demba Ba For Him Missing Derby!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th April
Inter Milan To Beat Newcastle In Race For Saint-Etienne Striker?
- Newcastle United Tue 9th April
Remy Won't Be Heading To Tyneside!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th April
Benfica More Important Than Mackems!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th April
Euro Glory Could See Honours For Toon Players
- Newcastle United Tue 9th April
Community Order For 'Wife Beater' Ranger!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th April
Mackems Had St James' Park Gobsmacked!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th April
Toon 1 Fulham 0
- Newcastle United Mon 8th April
How Much Value Can You Put On Cisse's Goal?
- Newcastle United Mon 8th April
Jol Knows His History - But It's Points That Matter!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th April
Pardew Questioned His Half-Time Pep Talk
- Newcastle United Mon 8th April
After QPR And Reading - Mackems Favourites For Relegation
- Newcastle United Mon 8th April
Ben Arfa Disqualified From Driving
- Newcastle United Mon 8th April
Santon Could Be Out For Four Weeks
- Newcastle United Mon 8th April
Smells Like 'Team Spirit' To Sissoko
- Newcastle United Mon 8th April
Spiderman Hails Cisse Work Load
- Newcastle United Mon 8th April
For The 76th Time This Season - Ben Arfa Ready To Return!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th April
Cisse's Goal Celebration For The Fans!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th April
Cisse's Dislike For Goalposts!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th April
NUFC Assist With Police Investigation
- Newcastle United Mon 8th April
Jenas Is Conning Himself ... And QPR Fans!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th April
Ferdinand Should Never Play For England Again!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th April
Former Toon Star Mixing It With The Stars
- Newcastle United Mon 8th April
Newcastle Take 'Responsibility' As A Team
- Newcastle United Sun 7th April
Toon Away Goal Could Make Difference
- Newcastle United Sun 7th April
Benfica 3 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Sun 7th April
Taylor - 'Don't Write Us Off!'
- Newcastle United Sun 7th April
Taylor 'It Hit My Hand!'
- Newcastle United Sun 7th April
Cabaye - Premiership Survival Is Priority
- Newcastle United Sun 7th April
Gouffran Set For Fulham Clash
- Newcastle United Sun 7th April
Villa Put Pressure On Mackems
- Newcastle United Sun 7th April
Will Liverpool Get £17m For Carroll? Not From Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th April
Toon Kid One Of Many Hit With Batons At Benfica
- Newcastle United Sun 7th April
Newcastle 1-0 Fulham- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sun 7th April
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Fulham 06 Apr 2013
- Newcastle United Fri 5th April
Shearer Reminded Of His Horror Evening In Lisbon
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd April
Shearer´s Views On Toon Relegation
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd April
Shearer Making Plans For Amsterdam
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd April
Pardew - ´Benfica One Of The Best In Europe
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd April
Pardew - Toon Fans Will Love Lisbon
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd April
Krul And Santon Return
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd April
Toon Army On Tour!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd April
NU-MAD Reporting From Lisbon
- Newcastle United Mon 1st April