The horse might have started it
He was only Horsing around.
He might have just seen Arnie do it in Conan the Barbarian and thought, ah what the hell, worth a try.
Apparently the horse is in a stable condition .
That bloke's made a right foal of himself.
Tbf we have been unknowingly eating them for a while so i think this one got off lightly.
It's neigh like he dragged him into the back of a Tesco's and made mince meat out of him.
As I was watching it, with a look of disgrace and disbelief I couldnt help but laugh my tits off at the bloke just standing there doing nothing then all of a sudden he just belts the horse and springs into a boxing stance hahaha
He was like Mungo in 'Blazing Saddles'
The police have released a photo of the horse after the incident and i feel ashamed i pmsl now
Incidentally, hats off to the OP for the best thread title I've seen on here.