Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Toon Legend Blasts Chelsea 'Softies'!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th November
'Dirty Newcastle'? No Way!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th November
Former Geordie Hero Next For The Chop!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th November
Champions League Far From Enrique's Mind!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th November
Ashley 'Breaks The Rules' To Keep Taylor!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th November
Taylor Wants To Sign For Spurs?
- Newcastle United Tue 30th November
Gerrard To Face Geordies!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th November
The Hawthorns - Not The Best For A Slurp
- Newcastle United Tue 30th November
Stevenage Remembered!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th November
Shola: 'Regard Lesser Teams As Arsenal'!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th November
Tiote Wants To Control His Aggression!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th November
Toon 1 Chelsea 1
- Newcastle United Mon 29th November
How To Stop Andy Carroll ....
- Newcastle United Mon 29th November
Bad Weather Hit Chelsea Flight Home
- Newcastle United Mon 29th November
Toon Hero Expects A Result At West Brom
- Newcastle United Mon 29th November
Campbell Says St James' Park Is 'Home From Home'
- Newcastle United Mon 29th November
Drogba Says We Haven't Seen The Best Of Tiote ... Yet!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th November
Chelsea Star Admits 'I Handled The Ball'!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th November
Not Quite The FA Cup Draw We Wanted But ...
- Newcastle United Mon 29th November
Moyes Got The Better Of The Toon - But He's Not Laughing Now
- Newcastle United Mon 29th November
Sheff Wed Worth £8m - Puts Pressure On Toon!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th November
Chelsea Game Points To Toon Future?
- Newcastle United Sun 28th November
Hughton: 'Taylor Can Still Be The Future Of This Club'
- Newcastle United Sun 28th November
Former Toon Striker Hopes For Hot Performance
- Newcastle United Sun 28th November
Terry Misses Toon Match
- Newcastle United Sun 28th November
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Chelsea 28 Nov 2010
- Newcastle United Sat 27th November
Ameobi: 'Missing Key Players Could Help Us'!
- Newcastle United Sat 27th November
Toon Match Is Not In Doubt!
- Newcastle United Sat 27th November
Hughton Pleased To Have 'Perfect Replacements'!
- Newcastle United Sat 27th November
Hughton: 'We Felt We Were Right Over Red Card'
- Newcastle United Sat 27th November
It's The Toon - Expect The Unexpected!
- Newcastle United Sat 27th November
Hughton Doesn't Want Someone Who Can Step Into His Shoes
- Newcastle United Fri 26th November
Gameiro On Toon Radar? Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th November
Toon 'Video Nasty'!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th November
Coloccini Turns Down 'Kind Offer From Fans'!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th November
Toon Reported To FIFA?
- Newcastle United Fri 26th November
More Bad News For Bramble!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th November
Are You Watching Steven Taylor?
- Newcastle United Fri 26th November
Wenger: 'Fabregas Is No Michael Owen'!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th November
Kalou: 'We Can Win At Newcastle'!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th November
If Taylor Loves The Toon Why Doesn't He Drop His Agent?
- Newcastle United Thu 25th November
Hughton Says 'Discipline Has Not Been A Problem'!
- Newcastle United Thu 25th November
Hughton: 'Sol And Steve Have Little Match Time Between Them'
- Newcastle United Thu 25th November
Williamson Lucky To Get Away With 3 Game Ban!
- Newcastle United Thu 25th November
A Good Time To Play Chelsea?
- Newcastle United Thu 25th November
Not Even Shearer's Return Could Help Us!
- Newcastle United Thu 25th November
Toon Keeper Thanks Falkirk And Carlisle
- Newcastle United Thu 25th November
Chelsea Star Could Have Played For The Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 25th November
If Only He Was As Good As He THINKS He Is!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th November
Gutierrez Defends Coloccini!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th November
Brazilian Heading To Toon?
- Newcastle United Wed 24th November
Not The Crisis We Think - Campbell & Taylor Are Capable!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th November
Has Williamson Got A Cat-In-Hell's Chance Of Winning?
- Newcastle United Wed 24th November
Butt - Jenas Is Right Newcastle IS A Goldfish Bowl!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th November
Toon Fan Walks Away From Nolan Legal Case
- Newcastle United Wed 24th November
5-1 A Fair Reflection? Were Fans Happy With The 'Effort'?
- Newcastle United Wed 24th November
Nolan: 'We Don't Pick The Tactics - The Boss Does'!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th November
Former Toon Defender Hits Out At Man Utd Fans
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd November
Premiership Boss Set For The Chop!
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd November
Coloccini 'Not Malicious'
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd November
Hughton 'We Need To Clean Up Our Act'!
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd November
Williamson Faces Trial By TV!
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd November
Is Shearer Pushing For England Job?
- Newcastle United Sun 21st November
Hughton: 'Enrique Played The Ball'!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st November
A Happy Day For Man Utd As Other Stumble
- Newcastle United Sun 21st November
Carroll Or Davies - Who Won The Battle?
- Newcastle United Sun 21st November
Butt Comes Out Of Retirement To Play In China!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st November
Bolton Send Out A Message - Take Us Seriously!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st November
No Calls For Hughton To Sign A Contract This Weekend!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st November
Bolton 5 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Sun 21st November
The News of the World Hits Out At The Toon Again!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st November
How Corrupt Can FIFA Get?
- Newcastle United Sat 20th November
It's A '2-Way Street' For Hughton!
- Newcastle United Sat 20th November
Will Taylor Get His Chance To Join Chelsea?
- Newcastle United Sat 20th November
Hughton Wants To Make The Most Of Carroll's Form
- Newcastle United Sat 20th November
Hughton's Plan Goes Out The Window!
- Newcastle United Sat 20th November
Coyle Pays Tribute To Toon Boss!
- Newcastle United Sat 20th November
Bent Makes A Meal Of 'Glass Incident' In Toon!
- Newcastle United Sat 20th November
Krul Call Up Puts Extra Pressure On Harper
- Newcastle United Sat 20th November
Proudest Moment - Skipper Of Toon Or Bolton?
- Newcastle United Sat 20th November
Gutierrez Tells Carroll Not To Listen To Nolan
- Newcastle United Sat 20th November
Maradona And Hughton - Not A Million Miles Apart!
- Newcastle United Sat 20th November
Nolan Points The Finger At 'Pathetic' Supermac?
- Newcastle United Sat 20th November
Team lineups: Bolton Wanderers v Newcastle United 20 Nov 2010
- Newcastle United Sat 20th November
FM Preview: Bolton Wanderers v Newcastle United 20 Nov 2010
- Newcastle United Fri 19th November
Perhaps Leon Best Should Look And Learn From Vuckic!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th November
Crouch And Carroll - Two Peas In A Pod?
- Newcastle United Fri 19th November
Carroll And Ameobi Still To Be 'Assessed'
- Newcastle United Fri 19th November
Dizzy Set For Darlo Debut!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th November
Shearer Says Carroll Is In The Gold Fish Bowl Big Time Now!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th November
Hughton Blasts Media Comments!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th November
Harper Tells Shearer 'Get A Job'!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th November
Can Hughton Keep Forster And Krul Happy?
- Newcastle United Fri 19th November
What Reception Will Nolan Get At Bolton?
- Newcastle United Fri 19th November
Hang On! We Beat The Mackems 5-1 And ....
- Newcastle United Fri 19th November
Shearer In Goal And Carroll At Left-Back?
- Newcastle United Thu 18th November
Carroll Stars For England (Shame About The Rest)!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th November
Capello Tips Bright Future For Toon Striker
- Newcastle United Thu 18th November
Gutierrez Wonders About International Future
- Newcastle United Thu 18th November
Questions Over Campbell And Taylor's Injury!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th November
Bolton - Not Normally A Happy Day Away!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th November
Trotters In Good Form Leading Up To Toon Challenge
- Newcastle United Thu 18th November
Bolton Striker Warns Toon Of Relegation Threat!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th November
Best And Perch - Hughton Signings He Would Rather Forget?
- Newcastle United Thu 18th November
'Tiger' Tiote Not Happy To Sit Out Bolton Fixture
- Newcastle United Tue 16th November
Hughton Appeal Heard By Dutch FA
- Newcastle United Tue 16th November
Toon On Course To Beat The Drop?
- Newcastle United Tue 16th November
Will Carroll Get The Milburn Treatment?
- Newcastle United Tue 16th November
Clarky Wants Media To Take Positive View On Newcastle
- Newcastle United Tue 16th November
Moncur Prefers The Old Fashioned Way
- Newcastle United Tue 16th November
No Grudge Match When Toon Go To Ewood Park
- Newcastle United Tue 16th November
Houllier Will Not Sign Owen In January
- Newcastle United Tue 16th November
Reebok Next For Toon Travellers
- Newcastle United Tue 16th November
Lua Lua Breaks Ankle - A Chance The Toon Took!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th November
London Media Trying To Unsettle Carroll!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th November
Hughton: 'Carroll Is Not Fit To Play On Wednesday'
- Newcastle United Mon 15th November
Toon Stars Were Not Match Fit
- Newcastle United Mon 15th November
Hughes Still Has Affection For Toon
- Newcastle United Mon 15th November
Clarky Willing To Wait For Toon Job!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th November
Capello Had To Have Talks With The FA To Select Carroll!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th November
Campbell: 'Newcastle IS A Goldfish Bowl'!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th November
Toon 0 Fulham 0
- Newcastle United Sun 14th November
Beat Rovers And Fulham And We Would Have Been THIRD!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th November
Carroll Has To WANT To Stay In The England Set Up!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th November
Is Capello Pointing The Finger At Carroll?
- Newcastle United Sun 14th November
Hughton And Hughes On The 'Man Of The Moment'
- Newcastle United Sun 14th November
Has Holloway Got A Case To Answer?
- Newcastle United Sun 14th November
Carroll Pulls Out Of England Squad
- Newcastle United Sun 14th November
Barton: 'My Actions Were Unacceptable'
- Newcastle United Sat 13th November
Hughton Baffled By Home Form!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th November
Hughton Still To Decide On Number Two
- Newcastle United Sat 13th November
No Bid For Lovenkrands
- Newcastle United Sat 13th November
Toon Wear Poppies With Pride!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th November
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Fulham 13 Nov 2010
- Newcastle United Sat 13th November
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Fulham 13 Nov 2010
- Newcastle United Fri 12th November
Sorry Joey - But You Deserve Ban!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th November
Just When Barton Looked To Be The Real Deal ...
- Newcastle United Fri 12th November
Suddenly Newcastle Are Back In Fashion!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th November
Has Sir Alex Got It Wrong - For Once?
- Newcastle United Fri 12th November
Toon Defender Says Home Form Is 'Worrying'!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th November
Hughton Set For Rethink!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th November
Toon-Fulham Team News
- Newcastle United Fri 12th November
Toon 1 Rovers 2
- Newcastle United Thu 11th November
Williamson On His Way To Spurs?
- Newcastle United Thu 11th November
Gazza To Be Locked Up For Christmas?
- Newcastle United Thu 11th November
Next Toon Player To Get An England Cap?
- Newcastle United Thu 11th November
Joey - What Were You Thinking About?
- Newcastle United Thu 11th November
Big Sam's Happy Return
- Newcastle United Thu 11th November
Hughton Did Warn Them: 'No Sloppy Defending'
- Newcastle United Thu 11th November
Big Worry For Toon - Fulham Are Another Blackburn!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th November
Are Rules Fair As Premiership Boss Is Set To Quit?
- Newcastle United Thu 11th November
Big Sam On Andy Carroll
- Newcastle United Wed 10th November
Hughton: 'We Had To Be Resilient In Tough Times'
- Newcastle United Wed 10th November
Barton: 'We Got Rid Of The Big Egos'!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th November
Pancrate Step Closer To Foxes Deal
- Newcastle United Wed 10th November
Carroll Agent Misses Out On Windfall
- Newcastle United Wed 10th November
News Of The World - The Paper That Ruin's People's Lives!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th November
Former Toon Star Next Manager For Sack!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th November
Is Supermac Back On The Drink?
- Newcastle United Wed 10th November
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Blackburn Rovers 10 Nov 2010
- Newcastle United Wed 10th November
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Blackburn Rovers 10 Nov 2010
- Newcastle United Tue 9th November
Kinnear's Arrival Fails To Inspire!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th November
Big Sam Trying To Keep Rovers In Top Flight
- Newcastle United Tue 9th November
The 'Energy Man' Who Keeps The Toon Buzzing!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th November
Moaning Wenger Launches Appeal!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th November
Has Capello Got The Bottle To Pick Carroll?
- Newcastle United Tue 9th November
The Day Barton Became A Team Player!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th November
Carroll Is An Easy Target For The Media!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th November
Hughton Runs Out Of Grecian 2000!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th November
Arsenal Appeal Thrown Out!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th November
Carroll To Replace Bent In England Squad?
- Newcastle United Tue 9th November
Wear Your Poppy With Pride At Celtic!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th November
Krul Had The Champagne Snatched From His Hand
- Newcastle United Tue 9th November
Big Sam Hopes Carroll Stays Grounded After First Cap
- Newcastle United Tue 9th November
Big Sam Braced For Hot Reception At Toon
- Newcastle United Tue 9th November
Never Mind Ashley - Target Michael Owen!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th November
Leicester Give Trial To Toon Flop!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th November
Wenger Knows A Good Player - But Not A Good Goalkeeper!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th November
England International Or Jail For Toon Striker?
- Newcastle United Mon 8th November
It's Time To Unleash Carroll On The World Stage!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th November
Team lineups: Arsenal v Newcastle United 07 Nov 2010
- Newcastle United Sun 7th November
Has Carroll Got What It Takes To Get Cheryl Cole?
- Newcastle United Sun 7th November
News of the World Have It In For Toon!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th November
Hughton Says Carroll Is 'Mentally Strong'
- Newcastle United Sun 7th November
Hughton: 'My Players Know Where They Want To Play Their Football'
- Newcastle United Sun 7th November
Redknapp Says Hughton Should Walk Away From Toon!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th November
Wenger Blasts: 'I Have Been Insulted Everywhere In England!'
- Newcastle United Sun 7th November
Ashley Ready To Sell!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th November
Gunners 0 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Sun 7th November
FM Preview: Arsenal v Newcastle United 07 Nov 2010
- Newcastle United Sat 6th November
Treat Every Team As Though They are Mackems!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th November
Did Fans Influence Hughton?
- Newcastle United Fri 5th November
There Were Times When Newcastle Wanted To Kick Shola Out The Door!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th November
Toon Star Wanted War With 5under1and!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th November
Toon Midfelder Looks To Champions League - With Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th November
Hughton Follows Bill Shankly's Theory!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th November
Celtic Disgrace!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th November
Williamson Was Not Allowed To Play Because Of Appearance Money!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th November
Is There Ever A 'Good Time' To Play Arsenal?
- Newcastle United Fri 5th November
Steve Bruce Ends His Geordie Connection!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th November
Barton Knows The Score With Media Speculation
- Newcastle United Thu 4th November
Campbell Hopes For An Appearance At Arsenal
- Newcastle United Thu 4th November
Harper Wishes He Had Made The Derby!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th November
Hughton Wants Taylor And Campbell To Graft!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th November
Mackem Admits: 'I'm Still Hiding In The House'!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th November
Hughton Forgives And Forgets!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th November
Gutierrez Dropped From Argentine Squad!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd November
Hughton: 'Yes I Tried To Sign Him ... But I Wasn't Alone'!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd November
Hughton Contract - One Year Rolling Could Be The Answer
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd November
Barton-Cattermole Battle? What Were You Watching Bob?
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd November
Never Mind The Goal - Watch The Celebration!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd November
Ben Arfa Still Feels Part Of The Team
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd November
One Hughton Hoped To Keep Under The Carpet
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd November
Six Out Of Six For Toon - Just The Tonic!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd November
Jailbird Barton Made His Return!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd November
Toon Fans Should Head To Drayton Arms
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd November
BOOST FOR ASHLEY! Only 6% Want Shepherd Back At Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd November
Linesman Took 24 Seconds To Raise The Flag!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd November
Ashley Or Shepherd? YOU Decide!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd November
Nolan's 'Duck Walk' Has Nothing To Do With Robbie!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd November
Is Taylor Good Enough To Walk Into The Team?
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd November
Bookies Have Change Of Heart With Hughton!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd November
5-1 Over The Mackems - Does It Get Any Better?
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd November
Toon Fans More 'Calmer' Than Those At Real Madrid?
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd November
Toon 'Togetherness' The Key?
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd November
Barton Says: 'He's Not Keegan - But He's Respected Now'
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd November
Playing Barton Out Wide Was The Masterstroke!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd November
Demolition Derby - Mackems BLOWN AWAY!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st November
Allardyce Tells Hughton To Knock On Ashley's Door!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st November
Hughton: 'Crowd Appreciation Was For Team - Not Me'
- Newcastle United Mon 1st November
Ashley 'Cheap Option' Doesn't Wash With Hughton!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st November
The Best Toon Win Since We Hammered Man Utd 5-0!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st November
You Won't See A Mackem Shirt Today - That's Certain!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st November
Nolan Didn't Put Pressure On Shola!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st November
FTM - Five To Mags!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st November
37 Arrested At Tyne-Wear Derby
- Newcastle United Mon 1st November
Steve Bruce: 'Deep Down I Wanted Newcastle To Win'!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st November
Hughton Holding Out For Sheedy?
- Newcastle United Mon 1st November