Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Pantilimon Key To City Win?
- Newcastle United Thu 31st October
Cup Draw - It Would Have Been Leicester For Toon
- Newcastle United Thu 31st October
Llambias And Ashley Mates Again
- Newcastle United Thu 31st October
Dummett On And Off - What Was That All About?
- Newcastle United Thu 31st October
Cabaye and Debuchy Walk The Line
- Newcastle United Thu 31st October
Pardew Has His Excuse Ready For Saturday!
- Newcastle United Thu 31st October
Clarky Bows Out But Newcastle Set To Progress
- Newcastle United Wed 30th October
City Without Under-Fire Hart (What A Shame)
- Newcastle United Wed 30th October
'Crush A Grape' Pardew - 'I'm Hard Me!'
- Newcastle United Wed 30th October
Yanga-Mbiwa Memory Loss?
- Newcastle United Wed 30th October
Will Cisse Start Firing?
- Newcastle United Wed 30th October
FANS UNITED - Tell Ashley This Is OUR Club!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th October
Toon 0 Man City 2 (aet)
- Newcastle United Wed 30th October
Dzeko - City Fitness Was The Key
- Newcastle United Wed 30th October
Ask A Geordie - You Get The Truth!
- Newcastle United Tue 29th October
City's Last Visit To Gallowgate ...
- Newcastle United Tue 29th October
Do You Want Mackems Relegated? YOUR VOTE!
- Newcastle United Tue 29th October
This Is Why Pardew Is CLUELESS!
- Newcastle United Tue 29th October
Three Years With Pardew - Are We Better Off?
- Newcastle United Tue 29th October
Ashley v The Geordie Nation - And Fat Boy Is Winning!
- Newcastle United Tue 29th October
Pardew Wants To Catch City On An 'Off Day'
- Newcastle United Tue 29th October
15,000 Euros For A Fake Driving Licence A 'Misunderstanding'
- Newcastle United Tue 29th October
Quinny Lays Into Half-Hearted French Players!
- Newcastle United Tue 29th October
Ashley's Puppet Gets It All Wrong ... AGAIN!
- Newcastle United Tue 29th October
Who Do We Blame For Derby Defeat?
- Newcastle United Mon 28th October
Pardew 'The Patsy' Spits Out His Dummy!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th October
Pardew - The Rantings Of A Man Under Pressure!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th October
St James' Park To Be Moved To London?
- Newcastle United Mon 28th October
Mackems Struck Lucky - End Of Story!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th October
Ashley Out To Wind Up Newcastle Fans!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th October
Ashley, Pardew & Kinnear Won't GAG Chronicle!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th October
It's Time To Call For Fraser Forster!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th October
UEFA £ Signs In Their Eyes (Again!)
- Newcastle United Mon 28th October
Captain Fantastic 'We Didn't Deserve Defeat'
- Newcastle United Mon 28th October
Time For Pardew To 'Go Back To Basics'?
- Newcastle United Mon 28th October
Sat With The Mackem Unwashed
- Newcastle United Mon 28th October
Pardew, Hughton Or Jol Next For The Sack?
- Newcastle United Mon 28th October
No Major Trouble At Derby
- Newcastle United Mon 28th October
Ranger Denies Rape
- Newcastle United Mon 28th October
Tiote Handed Suspended Jail Term!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th October
Magpies In Europe - The Details
- Newcastle United Mon 28th October
Sunderland 2-1 Newcastle- Report
- Newcastle United Sun 27th October
FM Preview: Sunderland v Newcastle United 27 Oct 2013
- Newcastle United Sat 26th October
They Still Live In The Dark Ages!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th October
Harper The New John Burridge
- Newcastle United Thu 24th October
Toon Kid 'Apprehensive' About Joining Mackems
- Newcastle United Thu 24th October
Tiote To Learn From Red Card?
- Newcastle United Thu 24th October
The Horse Puncher Gets Put Behind Bars!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th October
Toon Payback Time For Gloating Poyet!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th October
Wes Brown 'The Weakest Link'?
- Newcastle United Thu 24th October
Tiote, Cisse, Sissoko And Anita To Boycott World Cup?
- Newcastle United Thu 24th October
England, Keane And Beckham's Hair
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd October
Coloccini On His Way Home ... For Good?
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd October
Derby Day - Pubs To Ban Football Shirts!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd October
Have Fans Forgiven Cabaye?
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd October
Clough Bounces Back To Become A Blade
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd October
Would Boro Job Interest Shearer?
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd October
Tiote Blanks Out Internet And TV Critics
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd October
Former Toon Defender Signs For QPR
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd October
Poyet Gets Out The Calculator
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd October
Coloccini To Miss Ten Games?
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd October
Palace Sack Holloway!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd October
Do You Want France To Go To Brazil?
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd October
Holloway Set For The Sack?
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd October
I Wonder What Is REALLY Going THrough Poyet's Mind!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd October
Has Cabaye Hit The Jackpot?
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd October
Dummet Happy To Play Or Be In The Away End!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd October
Shearer 'We Don't Want To Kick-Start Sunderland's Season'!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd October
Newcastle's Best Performance Of The Season?
- Newcastle United Mon 21st October
Gerrard Living On His Past Reputation?
- Newcastle United Mon 21st October
Pardew 'No Problem' With Sending Off
- Newcastle United Mon 21st October
Kinnear More Popular With The Mackems!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st October
Toon Star Wants To Give Pardew A Headache!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st October
Will Dummett Freeze Out Taylor For Derby?
- Newcastle United Mon 21st October
Poyet: 'The Derby Is NOT A Final!'
- Newcastle United Mon 21st October
Giving Tiote The Armband A Pardew Masterstroke?
- Newcastle United Mon 21st October
Ginola Gesture 'Priceless'!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st October
Respect To 'Time4Change' - But Timing Backfired
- Newcastle United Mon 21st October
Barton Defends Mackems (Well ... Almost)!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st October
Fergie To Spill The Beans - Will Shearer Feature?
- Newcastle United Mon 21st October
Sad Palace Rocked Once Again
- Newcastle United Mon 21st October
Smog Monsters Sack Mowbray!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st October
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Liverpool 19 Oct 2013
- Newcastle United Sat 19th October
Newcastle 2-2 Liverpool- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 19th October
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Liverpool 19 Oct 2013
- Newcastle United Fri 18th October
'Monkey In Space' Joke At Half-Time?
- Newcastle United Fri 18th October
England Miss Out On Seeding
- Newcastle United Fri 18th October
Pressure On Santon?
- Newcastle United Fri 18th October
How Many Supporters Will Attend March?
- Newcastle United Fri 18th October
Parew 'Shock In Store For Mackems!'
- Newcastle United Fri 18th October
Toon Fans ... Look Away Now!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th October
Coloccini Out - Is Yanga-Mbiwa A Risk?
- Newcastle United Fri 18th October
Rodgers Gives Scouse Battle-Cry
- Newcastle United Fri 18th October
Tino To Star In Porn Movie?
- Newcastle United Fri 18th October
Richards 'No' To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th October
Money-Grabbing Remy Will Never Sign For Toon!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th October
World Cup Latest - Russia And Bosnia Heading To Brazil
- Newcastle United Tue 15th October
Hodgson Joins List With Sir Bobby!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th October
Solano To Miss Out At Bury?
- Newcastle United Tue 15th October
Pardew French Revolution Falling Apart!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th October
'Pivotal' Striker Faces Fitness Test
- Newcastle United Mon 14th October
Hodgson ''It''s Win Or Bust''!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th October
Pardew's 'Problem' With Cabaye Has Just Started!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th October
Bellamy Shuts His Gob - There's A First!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th October
If This Guy Gets A New Deal We Should Pack In Football!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th October
Toon Defender Goes Poaching For Northern Ireland
- Newcastle United Mon 14th October
Why Are Scotland Rubbish?
- Newcastle United Mon 14th October
How Can Anyone Say Shola Puts Nigeria First?
- Newcastle United Sun 13th October
Will Ashley Listen? Will He Hell!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th October
It Anita Good Enough For World Cup Squad?
- Newcastle United Sun 13th October
Obertan To Get On His Bike In January?
- Newcastle United Sun 13th October
Ashley 'Confused And Upset' - Says Pardew!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th October
Jailed Toon Fans Hadn't Been To The Match!
- Newcastle United Sat 12th October
Newcastle's Mr Unpopular Wins Court Case!
- Newcastle United Sat 12th October
Cabaye And Debuchy Score In French Masterclass!
- Newcastle United Sat 12th October
The World Cup Qualifiers - Those Going To Brazil
- Newcastle United Sat 12th October
England Produce A Wonder Show!
- Newcastle United Sat 12th October
Hail The New King Of England - Andros Townsend
- Newcastle United Sat 12th October
Elliot's Gain As Mackem Withdraws!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th October
England Expects!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th October
Barton: 'Ferguson Was A Rubbish Coach'!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th October
Far Too Many Foreign Players - And It''s Official!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th October
Should Geordie Players Learn French!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th October
Mackem Slayer 180mins From Brazil!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th October
Kinnear Closes In On England Star!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th October
Supermac Radio Show Axed
- Newcastle United Thu 10th October
Don't Read Too Much Into Toon Army Figures!
- Newcastle United Thu 10th October
Shearer Backs Wilshere On England 'Eligibility' Debate
- Newcastle United Thu 10th October
Harper Concerned About Size Of Pardew's Squad
- Newcastle United Thu 10th October
Magpies Set To Ruin Poyet Party?
- Newcastle United Thu 10th October
Pardew Victory Over Bookies!
- Newcastle United Thu 10th October
Forster Frightens Life Out Of Hart And Hodgson!
- Newcastle United Thu 10th October
Gosling At The Crossroads By The Seaside
- Newcastle United Thu 10th October
Joey Barton And The Clueless FA!
- Newcastle United Wed 9th October
Remy Won't Be A Toon Player Next Season!
- Newcastle United Wed 9th October
Will March Against Ashley Achieve Anything?
- Newcastle United Wed 9th October
Who's To Blame - Santon Or Pardew?
- Newcastle United Wed 9th October
Toon 'Raised The Bar' But Still Didn't Make History
- Newcastle United Wed 9th October
Vuckic's Problem Is In His Head!
- Newcastle United Wed 9th October
Toon Have Three More Games On TV
- Newcastle United Wed 9th October
Toon Try To Get Away Ticket Prices Dropped!
- Newcastle United Wed 9th October
Countdown To England v Montenegro
- Newcastle United Tue 8th October
Kinnear - Villain Or Hero For Keeping Cabaye?
- Newcastle United Tue 8th October
Vital Games Comes Too Early For Celtic Hero!
- Newcastle United Tue 8th October
Cabaye Backing For Toon Striker!
- Newcastle United Tue 8th October
Why Is Toon v City A Concern To Police?
- Newcastle United Tue 8th October
Pardew Insists Ben Arfa Isn't Only Player He Will Upset!
- Newcastle United Tue 8th October
Campbell Claims The Honours
- Newcastle United Tue 8th October
Let's Smash The Mackems - For Sir Bobby!
- Newcastle United Tue 8th October
England Will Be Seeded If Things Go Wrong!
- Newcastle United Tue 8th October
Irish Call Up For Toon Understudy
- Newcastle United Mon 7th October
Pardew 'We Cannot Afford To Rely On Cabaye'!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th October
Pardew 'I'm Still Under Pressure'!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th October
Mackay 'We Gave Ourselves Too Much To Do'
- Newcastle United Mon 7th October
Remy Gives Pardew A Stay Of Execution!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th October
Fans Sing Derogatory Songs Against Themselves!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th October
Black And White For Toon Frenchmen
- Newcastle United Mon 7th October
Remy 'No Regrets' Snubbing Pardew
- Newcastle United Mon 7th October
Mackems Set To Name Poyet As Manager!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th October
FM Preview: Cardiff City v Newcastle United 05 Oct 2013
- Newcastle United Fri 4th October
Three Years On Pardew Has Taken Us Backwards
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd October
Pardew Won't Leave Until He Gets Pay Off!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd October
Anita 'Harsh Words Were Said At Half-Time'
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd October
NUFC Too Big For 'Loser' Pardew!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd October
Everton 3 Newcastle 2
- Newcastle United Tue 1st October
If You Didn't Doubt Pardew ... Do You Now?
- Newcastle United Tue 1st October
Remy - It Wasn't Good Enough!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st October
Kinnear Two Finger Gesture To Toon Fans?
- Newcastle United Tue 1st October
Back To The Drawing Board For Pardew!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st October
Pardew: 'It's All About Nuts And Bolts'
- Newcastle United Tue 1st October
Where Does Demba Ba Come Into The Picture?
- Newcastle United Tue 1st October
How Important Is A Win At Cardiff?
- Newcastle United Tue 1st October
Biting Gets A 10 Match Ban - Scratching Is OK!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st October
Peter Broadbent RIP
- Newcastle United Tue 1st October
Vukic Gets Brace As Kinnear Looks On
- Newcastle United Tue 1st October
Not Good Enough For The Toon - Tonight He Faces Barca
- Newcastle United Tue 1st October