Sat With The Mackem Unwashed

Last updated : 28 October 2013 By Footy Mad - Editor

The lads were all meeting in the Three Bulls in Percy Street at 9am, but I didn't fancy getting a belly-full of beer in the Toon, then getting to Mackemland and breaking away from the convoy to the ground.

gI wouldn't have got two yards, judging from the in-breds waiting at the Metro station. So I braved it to Sunderland by myself and had three pints in the Dun Cow.

Anti-Mag songs, of course, and I came close to joining in with "N and an E and a Wubbleyou C ...", before I realised where I was and what they were singing. It's a habit you sometimes cannot resist. Toon song ... so sing it.

Then they burst into "I'd rather be a Muslim than a Mag!"

Ahhh well. Each to their own.

Then there was the walk over that tin-pot bridge to Monkwearmouth and the Stadium Of Shite. Mags were arriving by Metro and the police kept both sets of supporters apart, not that there was anything to part. Must have been 200 Mags arriving, and the 40 or so Mackems would have shit a brick if the police had let them clash.

What I couldn't understand was the guy selling scarves, who was proudly showing a Mags/Mackem scarf commemorating the match!

Who in their right mind would buy one of those? I've never understood them anyway, no matter what the match. Perhaps you might buy a European one - Newcastle/Benfica - but you support an English team - why wear the colours of someone else?

kI got inside the ground and had two 'loony tunes' in front of me and one either side, balling at the Mags up above. Like rabid wolves, frothing out the mouth.

The Mackem goal came after five minutes and I sat with my arms folded while the rest went mental. Nobody questioned me, which was a surprise. But although I didn't show any emotion when Debuchy scored ... there was sense I was a rose amongst thorns and they were starting to twig.

But a Mag along the row from me couldn't hide his passion and got the shit kicked out of him before the stewards dragged him away, which took the distraction away from me for a while. Mackems were queuing up to punch the kid, I swear.

There was scuffles in another Stand (to our right) where a pocket of Mags were making themselves known. But nothing like previous years at Roker Park, where hundreds of Toon fans would charge out of the Clock Stand.

The only time I felt threatened was when the guy in front grabbed me when Sunderland scored the second goal (in celebration more than anything else) and I pushed him away and told him to F*** off! He didn't bother, just grabbed someone else and started hugging them.

The last five minutes was really tough. I wanted to get out before the final whistle and hearing the cheer, but the Mags were throwing everything forward and I didn't want to miss our goal.

It ended, I walked away, and I'm still not sure if I'd do it again. I was in the Leazes when the Mackems won 3-0 last season and seeing the bastards leaning over taking videos of us on the final whistle left a scar.

The plan was too do the same to them on Sunday. Phone at the ready, to video the sad faces. But it didn't happen.

I was stuck in the hell hole of ALL hell holes, trying to get out while they were celebrating ... and I cannot imagine a worse feeling.

It was the pain of a derby defeat, but X10.

Nothing could be worse.


Tuesday October 29
League Cup
19:45 Arsenal1 v Chelsea
19:45 Birmingham City v Stoke City
19:45 Burnley v West Ham United
19:45 Leicester City v Fulham
19:45 Man Utd v Norwich City

Wednesday October 30
League Cup
19:45 Newcastle United v Manchester City
19:45 Tottenham v Hull City

Saturday November 2
Premier League
12:45 Newcastle United v Chelsea
15:00 Fulham v Man Utd
15:00 Hull City v Sunderland
15.00 Manchester City v Norwich City
15:00 Stoke City v Southampton
15:00 West Brom v Crystal Palace
15:00 West Ham United v Aston Villa
17:30 Arsenal v Liverpool

Sunday November 3
Premier League
13:30 Everton v Tottenham
16:00 Cardiff City v Swansea City


SUNDERLAND: 20. Keiren Westwood 2. Phil Bardsley 77' 24. Carlos Cuellar 16. John O'Shea 3. Andrea Dossena 7. Sebastian Larsson 33. Lee Cattermole 70' 14. Jack Colback 11. Adam Johnson 69' 9. Steven Fletcher 17. Jozy Altidore
Subs: 4. Ki Sung-Yueng 70' 8. Craig Gardner 12. Ondrej Celustka 77' 23. Emanuele Giaccherini 25. Vito Mannone 29. Valentin Roberge 31. Fabio Borini 69'

NEWCASTLE: 1. Tim Krul 26. Mathieu Debuchy 6. Mike Williamson 36. Paul Dummett 3. Davide Santon 7. Moussa Sissoko 45' 24. Cheick Tiote 4. Yohan Cabaye 11. Yoan Gouffran 86' 10. Hatem Ben Arfa 14. Loic Remy 70'
Subs: 8. Vurnon Anita 9. Papiss Cisse 45' 19. Massadio Haidara 21. Rob Elliot 23. Shola Ameobi 70' 25. Gabriel Obertan 28. Sammy Ameobi 86'

dPersonally I thought we were the better team, and sadly the difference that cost us the defeat was young Paul Dummett thrown in at the deep end.

Yes, the goal against Liverpool was a milestone for the kid, but as Alan Hansen pointed out on MOTD, he also cost us by being at fault for Liverpool's goal after that.

And he looked well out of his depth at the Stadium of Shite on Sunday.

He's a Geordie and he knows more than anyone what defeat to the Mackem brings ... and perhaps that was his problem ... he looked as though he was shitting himself.

Fabio Borini wrote himself into Wearside folklore as he came off the bench to fire the Mackems to a 2-1 derby victory, but we deserved better than that.

We were the better team, and perhaps Alan Pardew's substitutions cost us, but how can we call a manager who throws caution to the wind and goes for the win. We ALL wanted the win - sadly it back-fired in alarming fashion. 
Borini, signed on loan from Liverpool, struck with an 85th-minute piledriver to secure just a second home league win for the Black Cats over Newcastle since 1980 and a first in the league this season.

Mathieu Debuchy had dragged United back into the game with a 57th-minute equaliser, following Steven Fletcher's early goal after just five minutes.

But Cheick Tiote and Yohan Cabaye finally starting to get to grips with the central midfield battle, it was the visitors who looked the more likely to score as time ran down.

It was a match Sunderland simply could not afford to lose - but every derby is a game NOBODY can afford to lose.

The absence of a recognised centre-half pairing - with neither Fabricio Coloccini or Steven Taylor fit and Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa suspended - the onus was on left-back Dummett.

Poyet opted to pair Fletcher with summer signing Jozy Altidore and the pair caused Dummett and partner Mike Williamson all kinds of problems in a high-octane start by the home side.

They needed just five minutes to force their way in front, and the goal came straight from the training ground.

Adam Johnson played a corner short to Sebastian Larsson and then delivered the return pass to the far post for Fletcher to climb high above Dummett and head home.

Johnson repeatedly made ground down the left and delivered a series of telling crosses, Fletcher glancing a 14th-minute header wide from one of them three minutes before forcing Tim Krul into a save with a well-struck effort from distance.

Magpies boss Alan Pardew, who had started as he did against Liverpool last week with Hatem Ben Arfa at the pinnacle of 4-2-3-1 formation, was forced to abandon Plan A with his team simply not competing, and with Loic Remy moved into an advanced position and the former Marseille man dropping deeper, Newcastle were far more effective.

However, all their better attempts came from distance with Cabaye prompting Keiren Westwood to make his only real first-half save with a dipping 16th-minute free kick, but both he and Ben Arfa were significantly more wayward thereafter.

Perhaps the Magpies' most promising attack of the opening 45 minutes came eight minutes before the break when left-back Davide Santon picked out right-back Debuchy with an elegant pass and Larsson had to head his dangerous cross away with black and white shirts arriving in numbers.

Pardew opted for further change at the break, sending on striker Papiss Cisse for midfielder Moussa Sissoko, but the Magpies were able to create little during the opening exchanges of the second half despite enjoying a wealth of possession.

But they were back in it 12 minutes after the restart when Ben Arfa, who had been infuriatingly ineffective until that point, accepted Cabaye's pass and drove a low cross across the face of goal for Debuchy to convert at the far post.

Cabaye fired just wide after good work by Santon and Ben Arfa with 63 minutes gone with the visitors starting to turn the screw.

However, Borini almost made his name on Wearside within seconds of his arrival as a 69th-minute replacement for Johnson, blasting a shot through Krul, only to see the Dutchman gratefully grab the ball at the second attempt.

Davide Santon drilled a skidding effort just wide with 14 minutes remaining and derby specialist Shola Ameobi, on as a 70th-minute replacement for Remy, went just as close two minutes later.

But the decisive moment came at the other end five minutes from time when Borini ran on to Altidore's lay-off and smashed an unstoppable shot past Krul to win it.

Difficult to take ... but I don't think the defeat came because of lack of effort.



Krul, Debuchy, Williamson, Dummett, Santon, Sissoko (45' Cisse), Tiote, Cabaye, Gouffran (86' Sammy Ameobi), Ben Arfa, Remy (70' Shola Ameobi).
Subs: Anita, Haidara, Elliot, Obertan.

Krul, Debuchy, Williamson, Yanga-Mbiwa, Santon, Cabaye (78'  Sammy Ameobi), Tiote, Gouffran, Sissoko (45' Dummett), Remy, Ben Arfa (78' Anita).
Subs: Cisse, Elliot, Obertan, Dummett.

Krul, Debuchy, Williamson, Coloccini, Santon, Tiote, Cabaye (86' Ben Arfa), Gouffran, Sissoko, Remy (71' Gutierrez), Cisse
Subs: Anita, Yanga-Mbiwa, Elliot, Sammy Ameobi, Dummett

EVERTON 3 NEWCASTLE 2 (Cabaye, Remy)
Krul, Debuchy, Yanga-Mbiwa (46' Williamson), Coloccini, Santon, Tiote, Anita (69' Cisse), Ben Arfa (46' Cabaye), Sissoko, Gouffran, Remy
Subs: Elliot, Obertan, Sammy Ameobi, Dummett

Krul, Debuchy (86' Tiote), Yanga-Mbiwa, Coloccini, Santon, Cabaye (62' Gouffran), Anita, Sissoko, Ben Arfa, Cisse (73' Marveaux), Remy
Subs: Williamson, Elliot, Sammy Ameobi, Dummett 

ASTON VILLA 1 NEWCASTLE 2 (Ben Arfra, Gouffran)
Krul, Debuchy, Coloccini, Yanga-Mbiwa, Santon, Anita (74' Tiote), Cabaye (88' Sammy Ameobi), Ben Arfa, Sissoko, Remy (63' Gouffran), Cisse
Subs: Elliot, Marveaux, S Taylor, Dummett 

Krul, Debuchy, Yanga-Mbiwa, Coloccini, Santon, Ben Arfa, Sissoko, Anita 65' (Cabaye), Marveaux 74' (Remy), Shola Ameobi 65' (Gouffran), Cisse
Subs: Gosling, Elliot, Sammy Ameobi, Dummett 

Krul, Debuchy, Yanga-Mbiwa, Coloccini, Santon, Ben Arfa, Sissoko, Anita, Marveaux 66' (Sammy Ameobi), Shola Ameobi, Cisse 72'
Subs: Gosling, Bigirimana, Elliot, Vuckic, Dummett 

Krul, Debuchy, Coloccini, S Taylor, Yanga-Mbiwa, Sissoko, Tiote, Gouffran 45+4' (Dummett), Ben Arfa 65' (Sammy Ameobi), Gutierrez 44' (Anita), Cisse
Subs: Elliot, Marveaux, Shola Ameobi, Obertan 


NEWCASTLE 2 LEEDS UTD 0 (Cisse, Gouffran)
Krul, Debuchy, Williamson, Coloccini, Dummett, Gouffran (90' Vuckic), Anita (80' Gosling), Tiote, Marveaux, Sammy Ameobi, Cisse (71' Obertan).
Subs: Ben Arfa, Yanga-Mbiwa, Bigirimana, Alnwick

MORECAMBE 0 NEWCASTLE 2 (Shola Ameobi, Sammy Ameobi)
Elliot, Debuchy, Yanga-Mbiwa, Good, Dummett, Bigirimana, Gosling, Marveaux 88' (Sissoko), Vuckic 46' (Shola Ameobi), Sammy Ameobi, Gouffran 71' (Ben Arfa)
Subs: Santon, Anita, Alnwick, Streete 

Newcastle United Fixtures


Wednesday October 30
19:45 League Cup - 4th Rnd
Newcastle United v Manchester City

Saturday November 2
12:45 Premier League
Newcastle United v Chelsea

Sunday November 10
12:00 Premier League
Tottenham v Newcastle United