Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Hughton Coy About Cup Run
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
Leeds Turn Down £1.25m Toon Bid
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
The Man Who Fans Never Wanted
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
Former Toon Boss Hits Out At Foreign Invasion
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
Ashley Talks To The Rock
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
Ferguson Ties Up Toon Transfer
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
Hughton 'Top Man' Says Rovers Defenfer
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
Barton Has 'Addressed' His Demons
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
Toon Fans Heading For Longest Journey Of Season
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
The Other Side Of The Toon Fence ...
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
No Celebration If Argyle Carver Up Toon
- Newcastle United Thu 31st December
Former Toon Player Gets The Boot At Bolton
- Newcastle United Wed 30th December
It's Cold Up There North ... Knocks 'Em Off Form
- Newcastle United Wed 30th December
Hughton Must Choose - Harewood Or Beckford?
- Newcastle United Wed 30th December
Hughton Says 'Look At The Big Picture'
- Newcastle United Wed 30th December
Hughton To Throw In The Towel AGAIN?
- Newcastle United Wed 30th December
Man Utd Review Simpson Situation
- Newcastle United Wed 30th December
Toon Lead Cut To Six Points
- Newcastle United Tue 29th December
Was Hughton's Team Selection Right?
- Newcastle United Tue 29th December
Savage? More Like A Wimp!
- Newcastle United Tue 29th December
Toon Frustrated Once Again
- Newcastle United Tue 29th December
Clough Backs The Wrong Man
- Newcastle United Tue 29th December
Toon To Turn The Screw On Under-Fire Clough?
- Newcastle United Mon 28th December
Mancini Tries To Cool Down Toon Anarchy!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th December
Harewood Goes Back To Villa ... But Would Return To Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th December
Viduka Stuck It Up The Rams!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th December
Will Smith Make Up For Lost Time?
- Newcastle United Mon 28th December
Toon Boost As Moxey Sits Out Championship Clash!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th December
Arsenal Chase Toon Keeper ... That's A New Story!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th December
Clough - A Man Living Off His Dad's Reputation!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th December
Team line-ups v Derby County
- Newcastle United Mon 28th December
Newcastle United 0 Derby County 0
- Newcastle United Mon 28th December
FootyMAD's Derby County match preview
- Newcastle United Sun 27th December
Former Toon Stars Rock The Boat At City!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th December
Toon A 'Difficult Nut To Crack'!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th December
Hughton Hits Out At Referee!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th December
Hughton Explains Smith Omission!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th December
Coloccini Transfer Talk The Best Yet From The Sunday Sun?
- Newcastle United Sun 27th December
Brum After Former Toon Star?
- Newcastle United Sun 27th December
Harper Gaff ... Or Foul On The Keeper?
- Newcastle United Sun 27th December
Torres To Quit Pickpockets - But Jose Battles On!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th December
Team line-ups v Sheffield Wednesday
- Newcastle United Sat 26th December
Sheffield Wednesday 2 Newcastle United 2
- Newcastle United Sat 26th December
FootyMAD's Sheffield Wednesday match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 25th December
Premiership Not The Glory Edgar Expected!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th December
Carroll Gannin Up - Wolves Going Doooon!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th December
Hughton - Record Won't Last Long!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd December
Toon Second In Premiership Table?
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd December
Hughton Starting To Talk About Positives!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd December
Ashley Breaks Trade Rules!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd December
Early Kick-Off At Hillsborough On Boxing Day!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd December
Former Blackburn Strikers Stuffed The Owls!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd December
Ameobi Sets His Goal!
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd December
Smith Only 50-50 For Hillsborough!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st December
Harewood Still Hasn't Won Over Fans!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st December
Ameobi Hopes To Be Over Injury Problems!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st December
Strachan Up In Arms!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st December
Team line-ups v Middlesbrough
- Newcastle United Sun 20th December
Newcastle United 2 Middlesbrough 0
- Newcastle United Sun 20th December
Ashley £100m Asking Price Was Met 'Several Times'!
- Newcastle United Sun 20th December
Forest Replace Albion As Toon's Biggest Threat!
- Newcastle United Sun 20th December
Coloccini Gives World Class Display As Toon Stuff Smogs!
- Newcastle United Sun 20th December
Toon Knock Mackems Out Of The Record Books!
- Newcastle United Sun 20th December
The Man Who Discovered Shearer Passes Away!
- Newcastle United Sun 20th December
Enrique Transformation The Highlight Of The Season?
- Newcastle United Sun 20th December
FootyMAD's Middlesbrough match preview
- Newcastle United Sat 19th December
Toon And Mackems Get To Stage World Cup?
- Newcastle United Fri 18th December
Harewood Speculation Is Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th December
Hughton Waits For Ashley Cash!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th December
Toon And Cardiff Fans Suffer Because Of FA Mistake!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th December
Hughton Keeps Ameobi Waiting!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th December
Toon To Face Former Geordie Coach In Cup!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th December
Half-Hearted Derby All We Are Left With!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th December
WBA Winger Has His Priorities All Wrong!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th December
No 'Cliques' In Toon Dressing Room These Days!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th December
Ah But ... Have They Won The Fairs Cup?
- Newcastle United Fri 18th December
Taylor To Man Utd?
- Newcastle United Tue 15th December
Khizanishvili Heads Back Home!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th December
Can Barton Yet Become A Toon Hero?
- Newcastle United Tue 15th December
Shearer Saw A False Dawn Against Smogs!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th December
Gunner Gonna Come?
- Newcastle United Tue 15th December
Gutierrez Told He Must Improve!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th December
Are The Smogs THAT Bad?
- Newcastle United Tue 15th December
Carroll Needs To Get His Head Sorted!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th December
Toon Defender Makes U-Turn!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th December
Forget 'Sand-Dancer Joe' - We Don't Need Cowell!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th December
Has Shearer The Steel For Wednesday Job?
- Newcastle United Mon 14th December
Are The Baggies A Threat To Toon?
- Newcastle United Mon 14th December
Toon Fail To Kill Off Tykes!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th December
Geordie Boy Hails Tip-Top Giggs!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th December
Spiderman Blames Poor Passing!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th December
Chelsea Check On Carroll!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th December
Adidas Have Had Enough Of Ashley!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th December
Hughton Gives Carroll A Leg Up!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th December
Barnsley Good Value For Draw?
- Newcastle United Mon 14th December
Solano Picks Up Peruvian Gong!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th December
Team line-ups v Barnsley
- Newcastle United Sat 12th December
Barnsley 2 Newcastle United 2
- Newcastle United Sat 12th December
FootyMAD's Barnsley match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 11th December
Ashley Decides Fee On Defender!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th December
Chopra And That 'Headbut'!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th December
Three Toon Bosses Tried To Sign Ashton!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th December
Fergie Tells Toon They Can Have Campbell!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th December
Don't Be Fooled By Tykes Long Odds!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th December
Hughton: 'Yes, I Dropped Carroll'!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th December
Bellars Put Tykes To The Sword!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th December
Pompey Kid Knocks Back The Toon?
- Newcastle United Fri 11th December
World Cup Lines Ashley's Pockets!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th December
Harper: 'Look At The Papers At Xmas'!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th December
Toon Or Man Utd? Campbell Out With Begging Bowl!
- Newcastle United Thu 10th December
Hughton's Run Equals The Glory Days Of Keegan!
- Newcastle United Thu 10th December
Hughton Won't Talk About Carroll!
- Newcastle United Thu 10th December
Toon Put Coleman Under The Cosh!
- Newcastle United Thu 10th December
Former Toon Boss Says Liverpool Are In 'Meltdown'!
- Newcastle United Thu 10th December
Toon Set To Hot-Foot It Out Of Championship!
- Newcastle United Thu 10th December
Toon Fans Should Try 'Outpost' On Saturday!
- Newcastle United Thu 10th December
Toon Night Of Joy ... And We Didn't Even Play!
- Newcastle United Wed 9th December
Coventry City 0 Newcastle United 2
- Newcastle United Wed 9th December
FootyMAD's Coventry City match preview
- Newcastle United Tue 8th December
Smith Hails Toon Defender!
- Newcastle United Tue 8th December
Toon Campaign Woefully Short Of Target!
- Newcastle United Tue 8th December
Harper's Wait Has Been Rewarded!
- Newcastle United Tue 8th December
Toon Not After Charlton Winger!
- Newcastle United Tue 8th December
Nolan And Smith A Throw Back To Old Days?
- Newcastle United Tue 8th December
Toon Star In Nightclub Bust Up!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th December
Shearer 'First Time In Red And White'? Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th December
Coloccini Looking Forward To Every Game!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th December
Butt Replaces Nolan!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th December
Toon Away Support Puts Gooners In The Shade!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th December
Jonas Wanted To Celebrate - And Carroll Did Just That!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th December
Pancrate - All Dressed Up And Nowhere To Go?
- Newcastle United Mon 7th December
5,000 Geordies Head To Coventry!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th December
Owen Rocked The Sky Blues!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th December
Another Grand Day For The Toon!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th December
Super-Sub Pulls One Out Of The Top Drawer!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th December
Bolton Set To Sack The Geordie Ginger Ninja!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th December
No Doubt About It - Hughton's Boys Have Bottle!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th December
Hornets Stung By World Class Strike!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th December
Ashley Wants Out - NOW!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th December
Shearer Back To Work?
- Newcastle United Sun 6th December
Toon Fans Battle On Trying To Buy Out Ashley!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th December
Hughton Questions Ref's Decision!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th December
Toon Stars Learn Their World Cup Fate!
- Newcastle United Sat 5th December
Harper Returns From Injury!
- Newcastle United Sat 5th December
Woodgate Could Retire!
- Newcastle United Sat 5th December
Simpson Wants To Be A Geordie!
- Newcastle United Sat 5th December
Lovenkrands Knows The Keegan Feeling!
- Newcastle United Sat 5th December
Taylor To Carry WBA Belt For Khan!
- Newcastle United Sat 5th December
Taylor - Don't Be Fooled By Watford Result!
- Newcastle United Sat 5th December
What's Your Verdict On Mackem Ban?
- Newcastle United Sat 5th December
Team line-ups v Watford
- Newcastle United Sat 5th December
Newcastle United 2 Watford 0
- Newcastle United Sat 5th December
FootyMAD's Watford match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 4th December
Nolan Takes Award!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th December
'Upsetting The Balance' - That's One Way Of Putting It!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th December
Hughton Admits Interest In Campbell!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th December
We Need Premiership Class!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th December
Robert For The Toon? Bit Late In The Day!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th December
Toon Supporters Blast Llambias!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th December
Toon Army Set For Barnsley Invasion!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th December
Toon On Track As Albion On Their Travels!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th December
Former Toon Striker A Huge Hit Down Under!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd December
Did The Irish Fiasco Help England?
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd December
Toon Start Their Long Road To Glory Tonight!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd December
Birmingham After Nolan And Smith!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd December
Nolan And Hughton Up For Awards!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd December
Hughton's Wealth Of Riches!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd December
Krul Is Up To The Job!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd December
Toon Have Never Lost To Plymouth In The Cup!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd December
Irish Plummet To New Levels Of Embarrassment!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st December
Smith The Forgotten Striker!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st December
Krul Luck For Harper!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st December
Enrique - A Geordie ... Not A Mackem!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st December
Hughton The Man For The Moment?
- Newcastle United Tue 1st December
Hornets Have Lost Their Sting!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st December
Oba And Out For Hornets!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st December
Carroll Struggles To Shake Off Virus!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st December
Hughton Set To Release Tozer?
- Newcastle United Tue 1st December
Fans Deserve Respect Hughton!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st December