Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Former Toon Boss Gives Praise To Bellamy
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
Cardiff Pride - Blackburn Ignorance!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
Full Credit To Leeds Fans!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
Chelsea Don't Fancy Toon Trip!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
Barton Calls Ashley And Llambias 'Cretins'
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
Barton - The Truth About Ashley And Jail Payments
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
Toon Reserves Progress In Cup
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
Speed's Body Was Found In A Garage
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
Bruce Has No Future On Mackemland!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
NUFC Tribute Could Have Been Better!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
Geordie 'Special Agent' Bruce Gets The Sack!
- Newcastle United Wed 30th November
Lee Clark's Run Comes To An End
- Newcastle United Tue 29th November
Speed Inquest Starts
- Newcastle United Tue 29th November
Gary Speed 'My Captain - Hero - My Mate!'
- Newcastle United Mon 28th November
Dirk Kuyt Targets Toon Place
- Newcastle United Mon 28th November
Krul The New Shay Given?
- Newcastle United Mon 28th November
A Step Too Far For Ben Arfa?
- Newcastle United Mon 28th November
Graham Poll - You Have To Laugh!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th November
Simpson: 'It Was As Good As Scoring Against Man Utd'
- Newcastle United Mon 28th November
Bruce Faces The Sack!
- Newcastle United Mon 28th November
Pardew Slams Rules And Takes A Sideways Swipe At Ashley!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th November
Do Club Owners Get A Buzz Out Of Winding Up Fans?
- Newcastle United Sun 27th November
More Transfer Rubbish From The Sunday Sun
- Newcastle United Sun 27th November
Smith Refuses To Move On
- Newcastle United Sun 27th November
Fergie Gets His Knickers In A Twist
- Newcastle United Sun 27th November
Man Utd 1 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Sun 27th November
Toon Legend Gary Speed Dies!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th November
Fergie Blames Ref For Title Going Down The Pan
- Newcastle United Sun 27th November
New Kit Sponsor For Toon
- Newcastle United Sun 27th November
Mackems - Get Off Bruce's Back!
- Newcastle United Sun 27th November
Geordie Heroes Add Another Nail In Man U Title Hopes
- Newcastle United Sun 27th November
Team lineups: Manchester United v Newcastle United 26 Nov 2011
- Newcastle United Sat 26th November
Man Utd 1-1 Newcastle- Report
- Newcastle United Sat 26th November
FM Preview: Manchester United v Newcastle United 26 Nov 2011
- Newcastle United Fri 25th November
Toon Legend And That Tattoo
- Newcastle United Thu 24th November
Donachie - No Beardsley, Is He?
- Newcastle United Thu 24th November
Scott Brown Rumour Is Old Hat!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th November
Ranger Won't Take 'No' For An Answer!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th November
FA Confirm Goal-Line Technology Ready To Be Used
- Newcastle United Thu 24th November
Toon Defender Future At Crossroads
- Newcastle United Thu 24th November
Winger 'Surprised' Pardew Wanted To Sell Him
- Newcastle United Thu 24th November
Are Man Utd As Good As They Were?
- Newcastle United Thu 24th November
Fergie Says 'Rooney Is Doubtful' For Saturday
- Newcastle United Thu 24th November
'Don't Write Off Toon' Says Taylor
- Newcastle United Thu 24th November
Bruce One Game From The Sack?
- Newcastle United Thu 24th November
Operation Success For Toon Star!
- Newcastle United Thu 24th November
Pardew - One Minute From Glory
- Newcastle United Thu 24th November
Another Reason Why Redknapp Pleased He Didn't Sign For Ashley!
- Newcastle United Wed 23rd November
Redknapp Waves Goodbye To Toon
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
Demba Bar Admits 'We Are Punching Above Our Weight'
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
No More Doubts Over Ben Arfa Recovery
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
Harper Injury Won't Stop Him Moving On
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
Ranger To Repay Faith?
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
Toon Star Can't Wait For Old Trafford Return
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
Toon Defender Signs For Owls
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
Donachie Wants More From Toon Youngster
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
Simpson Faces 'Biggest Moment In My Career'
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
Rooney To Face Toon
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
Another Reserve Disaster Without Beardsley
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
Old Trafford ... Man Utd In For A Shock?
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
Blank Day For Rooney
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
United Defence Holding It Together
- Newcastle United Tue 22nd November
Where Is Posh Dragging Becks To Next?
- Newcastle United Mon 21st November
Former Toon Star Refuses To Play For Leeds!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st November
LuaLua Signs For Brighton!
- Newcastle United Mon 21st November
True ... Or Ashley Waffle?
- Newcastle United Mon 21st November
Gosling: 'We Could Have Come Away With Something'
- Newcastle United Mon 21st November
Harper Returns
- Newcastle United Mon 21st November
How Long Before Ranger Ruins His New Opportunity?
- Newcastle United Mon 21st November
Toon Trio Return
- Newcastle United Mon 21st November
Cole Would Never Settle On Tyneside
- Newcastle United Mon 21st November
How Good Are We? One Down - Two More To Come
- Newcastle United Mon 21st November
Defeat No Disgrace For Toon Stars!
- Newcastle United Sun 20th November
Referee Tries To 'Top Himself'
- Newcastle United Sun 20th November
Man City 3 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Sun 20th November
Mancini Praise For Balotelli
- Newcastle United Sun 20th November
'What Might Have Been' For Toon
- Newcastle United Sun 20th November
'£' Signs In Ashley's Eyes Again?
- Newcastle United Sun 20th November
Is Simpson As Good As He THINKS He Is?
- Newcastle United Sun 20th November
Pardew Looks At Loan Deals
- Newcastle United Sun 20th November
Harper - Will He Stay Or Go?
- Newcastle United Sat 19th November
Toon Star Out For Three Months!
- Newcastle United Sat 19th November
Toon Get Rid Of Ranger For Two Months
- Newcastle United Sat 19th November
Team lineups: Manchester City v Newcastle United 19 Nov 2011
- Newcastle United Sat 19th November
Man City 3-1 Newcastle- Report
- Newcastle United Sat 19th November
FM Preview: Manchester City v Newcastle United 19 Nov 2011
- Newcastle United Fri 18th November
Beckham And Cameron Hammer Blatter!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th November
Dennis Wise Returns To Football (In A Way)
- Newcastle United Fri 18th November
Pardew Blocks Jong-Ben Arfa Pre-Match Meeting
- Newcastle United Fri 18th November
Pardew Tells Fans: 'You Are Still In Your Same Seats'
- Newcastle United Fri 18th November
Pardew Upsets Sir Alex Ferguson?
- Newcastle United Fri 18th November
Pardew Upsets Sir Alex Ferguson?
- Newcastle United Fri 18th November
Judge Says Ranger Cannot Play For The Toon!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th November
Toon 9/1 To Win At City
- Newcastle United Fri 18th November
Pardew Says Ranger Has Got Talent - Shame He Has No Brain Cells!
- Newcastle United Fri 18th November
How Long Does Football Have To Put Up With This Idiot?
- Newcastle United Thu 17th November
Sammy Signs New Deal
- Newcastle United Thu 17th November
Blatter - You Won't Get Me Out!
- Newcastle United Thu 17th November
St James' Park Reborn?
- Newcastle United Thu 17th November
Bramble Fails To Face Magpies
- Newcastle United Thu 17th November
Fan Takes Hammer And Chisel To St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Thu 17th November
Nile Ranger Banned From Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Thu 17th November
Shearer Statue - Report Was Wrong
- Newcastle United Wed 16th November
Toon Army On The March To Etihad Stadium
- Newcastle United Wed 16th November
Man City - 20 Goals In Last 5 Games!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th November
Ben Arfa's Nightmare Trip To Eastlands!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th November
Seeding Could Help England
- Newcastle United Wed 16th November
Former Toon Coach Gets Leicester Job ... Again!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th November
Watch Out Ladies - Bramble Is Back!
- Newcastle United Wed 16th November
A Warning For Llambias - How F****** Horrible Can Toon Fans Be?
- Newcastle United Wed 16th November
Simpson Side-Steps Ground Naming Issue
- Newcastle United Wed 16th November
Tiote Claims His Place In The Side Is 'Not A Given'
- Newcastle United Wed 16th November
Shearer Says Toon Will Fail To Qualify For Champions League
- Newcastle United Tue 15th November
Krul Wants To Play A Part In 'Massive Fixture'
- Newcastle United Tue 15th November
Ginola Takes Liverpool Legend To Court!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th November
Unreliable Toon Defender Nails His Colours To The Mast?
- Newcastle United Tue 15th November
Sibierski Gives Warning - Toon Are On The March!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th November
More 'Jackanory' Toon Stories From The People!
- Newcastle United Tue 15th November
Shearer Statue For St James' Metro Station
- Newcastle United Tue 15th November
Toon Close In On Striker!
- Newcastle United Mon 14th November
Best A Doubt For Eastlands
- Newcastle United Mon 14th November
Gosling Hopes City Give Toon Respect
- Newcastle United Mon 14th November
Toon Stars On International Duty
- Newcastle United Mon 14th November
Should Enrique Be In The Spanish Team?
- Newcastle United Mon 14th November
Gary Speed: 'Bellamy Needs To Be Looked After'
- Newcastle United Mon 14th November
Pardew Steps Up The Ladder To Be England Coach?
- Newcastle United Mon 14th November
Is Andy Carroll REALLY Worth **** All?
- Newcastle United Mon 14th November
Llambias Tells Us How 'Horrible' Ashley Can Be!
- Newcastle United Sun 13th November
Continuity Or Squad System?
- Newcastle United Sun 13th November
Is Ashley Trying To Take Pressure Off Himself?
- Newcastle United Sun 13th November
Steven Taylor - How Good Is He?
- Newcastle United Sun 13th November
Glasgow Rangers To Follow Toon With Name Change
- Newcastle United Sat 12th November
Shay Heading To Poland-Ukraine
- Newcastle United Sat 12th November
Northern Rock Has Ended Its Sponsorship Deal
- Newcastle United Sat 12th November
To The People That MATTER - It Will Always Be St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th November
Toon Star Says Pardew Faced A 'Sceptical' Squad
- Newcastle United Fri 11th November
Hall Wanted Us To Share With The Mackems!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th November
Ashley - Money Is His God!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th November
Ranger Fined Over £3,000
- Newcastle United Fri 11th November
North-East MP's Round On Ashley!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th November
Barton's Quote Of The Year To 'Helmet' Ashley!
- Newcastle United Fri 11th November
Man Utd Monitor Toon Name Change
- Newcastle United Fri 11th November
St James' Park Will Not Host GB Games
- Newcastle United Fri 11th November
Shay Fighting For His Dream
- Newcastle United Fri 11th November
Jeff Stelling: 'I Won't Call St James That Hideous Name!'
- Newcastle United Fri 11th November
International Break Good For Toon?
- Newcastle United Fri 11th November
St James' Park Renamed Sports Direct Arena!
- Newcastle United Thu 10th November
Changing The Name St James' Park Could Bring in £10m
- Newcastle United Thu 10th November
Ashley 'Insult' Has Fans Fuming!
- Newcastle United Thu 10th November
Carroll Money Goes Into Ashley's Back Pocket!
- Newcastle United Thu 10th November
Pardew May Get Offered England Job After All!
- Newcastle United Wed 9th November
FIFA Snub David Cameron's Request!
- Newcastle United Wed 9th November
Mackems Tell Season Ticket Holders To Move
- Newcastle United Wed 9th November
Sex Case Bramble Back Amongst The Mackems
- Newcastle United Wed 9th November
Latest From NUFC Fans United
- Newcastle United Wed 9th November
FA Has 'No Balls'?
- Newcastle United Wed 9th November
Jimmy Saville DIDN'T Fix It For Football Fan
- Newcastle United Wed 9th November
Harper Contract Confusion
- Newcastle United Wed 9th November
Demba Ba Apologises To Toon Supporters
- Newcastle United Wed 9th November
Pardew: 'Let Them Dream'
- Newcastle United Tue 8th November
Guthrie: 'I Have To Adapt'
- Newcastle United Tue 8th November
Will Call Up Cement Sammy's Loyalty?
- Newcastle United Tue 8th November
'Old Man' Shola Takes Stick From NIgerian!
- Newcastle United Tue 8th November
Pardew Allows Three To Move
- Newcastle United Tue 8th November
Pardew: 'Messi Makes Barca Best In Europe'
- Newcastle United Tue 8th November
Pardew: 'I Wasn't As Negative As Others About Our Strikers'
- Newcastle United Tue 8th November
The FA Try Again In Poppycock Disgrace
- Newcastle United Tue 8th November
Are Man City Getting Too Big For Their Boots?
- Newcastle United Tue 8th November
Best Misses Irish Game
- Newcastle United Tue 8th November
Jimmy Adamson R.I.P.
- Newcastle United Tue 8th November
Toon Follow Bill Shankly's Secret To Success?
- Newcastle United Mon 7th November
We Are About To Find Out How Good We Are!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th November
Toon Track Dutch Master
- Newcastle United Mon 7th November
Ex-Mackem Gets Death Threats
- Newcastle United Mon 7th November
No Trouble - Unless We Play Poland?
- Newcastle United Mon 7th November
Ex-Toon Star Resigns As Boss
- Newcastle United Mon 7th November
Frustration For Fans As Club Owner Gets Sick Of Football!
- Newcastle United Mon 7th November
Will Chris Hughton Finally Get His Man?
- Newcastle United Mon 7th November
Toon Want Cabaye To Miss French Internationals
- Newcastle United Mon 7th November
Best Hasn't Seen Racism At Newcastle
- Newcastle United Mon 7th November
Barton Can Say 'Goodbye' To England Call Up
- Newcastle United Mon 7th November
Tim Underestimating His Team Mates?
- Newcastle United Mon 7th November
Has Kamara Got It Right Or Is It All FIFA Poppycock?
- Newcastle United Mon 7th November
Steven Taylor Didn't Get The Call From The FA
- Newcastle United Mon 7th November
Rule No. 1 ... Never Bank On The Mackems!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th November
Best Unlikely To Join Up With Irish Squad
- Newcastle United Sun 6th November
Is There Room In The Premiership For 'Little Men'?
- Newcastle United Sun 6th November
Toon 2 Everton 1
- Newcastle United Sun 6th November
Are Newcastle Ready To Face The Big Boys?
- Newcastle United Sun 6th November
Pardew Rues Words In Haste?
- Newcastle United Sun 6th November
Will There Be Banners Flying Over Goodison?
- Newcastle United Sun 6th November
Credit To Enrique For 'Righty The Wrongs'
- Newcastle United Sun 6th November
Everton's 'Joke Own Goal'
- Newcastle United Sun 6th November
Ex-Mackem Heading To Toon?
- Newcastle United Sun 6th November
Ashley Set To Tear Up Ranger's Contract!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th November
The Idiots That Are Ruining Football!
- Newcastle United Sun 6th November
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Everton 05 Nov 2011
- Newcastle United Sat 5th November
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Everton 05 Nov 2011
- Newcastle United Fri 4th November
Bookies Turn To Pardew After Redknapp Heart Scare
- Newcastle United Fri 4th November
'Wally With Brolly' Set To Move Abroad Again
- Newcastle United Fri 4th November
Best And Trapattoni Kiss And Make Up
- Newcastle United Fri 4th November
Toffees Going Through Sticky Patch
- Newcastle United Fri 4th November
Leon Best Goal Not Enough
- Newcastle United Fri 4th November
Pardew: 'Fans Aren't Fooled By Our Start'
- Newcastle United Fri 4th November
Pardew Would Snub England Job!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th November
Pardew Wants Capello To Look At Taylor
- Newcastle United Fri 4th November
Pardew Waits For The Clash Of The Unbeaten!
- Newcastle United Fri 4th November
Police To Search The Scouse 'Pick Pockets'
- Newcastle United Fri 4th November
Santon Taking Longer To Settle Than Pardew Expected
- Newcastle United Fri 4th November
Anyone Want Nile Ranger?
- Newcastle United Fri 4th November
Parasite Owen Off To The Races
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd November
Two Arrests In Connection With Sammy's Twitter Account
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd November
Nile Ranger Prison-Bound!
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd November
Lovenkrands Doesn't Want A Loan ... He Wants OUT!
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd November
Toon Programme Gets Frightening
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd November
Obertan Out For A Month?
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd November
Pearce Rates Gosling Higher Than Pardew
- Newcastle United Thu 3rd November
Demba Praise For Strike Partner
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd November
Taylor 'Enjoying' Life In Top Three
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd November
Racism - It Never Seems To Go Away!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd November
Just Our Luck If Pardew Moves On!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd November
Løvenkrands To Leave Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Wed 2nd November
Chopra Has Gambled Away £2m!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st November
Why Do We LOVE To HATE Big Sam?
- Newcastle United Tue 1st November
Stoke Fans Are Clueless !!!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st November
Pulis - The Man Who Tried To Ruin A Player's Career!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st November
Toon Beat Liverpool To Sign Modibo Maiga!
- Newcastle United Tue 1st November
Can We Expect More From Obertan?
- Newcastle United Tue 1st November
Ba Pleased He Signed For Toon Rather Than Stoke
- Newcastle United Tue 1st November
Thugs 1 Toon Class 3
- Newcastle United Tue 1st November
Harper Thinks He Has Played His Last Toon Game
- Newcastle United Tue 1st November
Ranger Arrested Again - Prison Beckons
- Newcastle United Tue 1st November
Stoke 1 Toon 3
- Newcastle United Tue 1st November