A Warning For Llambias - How F****** Horrible Can Toon Fans Be?

Last updated : 16 November 2011 By Footy Mad - Editor

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Richard Buxton: "Committing the heinous crimes of eradicating almost 120 years of history in the name of commercialism and slating two living club legends would be unthinkable for any club.

"But Newcastle United’s current hierarchy appear to have turned it into an audacious artform.

"When Mike Ashley succeeded the previously infamous duo of Freddy Shepherd and Douglas Hall, the Toon Army could have not envisaged how much further on a downward spiral they would be taken.

"Hall and Shepherd were understandably despised by some fans after reportedly launching a damning broadside on the club’s fans and legendary hit-man Alan Shearer.

"But even their premiership, littered with similar controversies, seems minor by comparison to the past four years of the Ashley empire, with last week’s developments merely the tip of the iceberg.

"Rebranding St James’ Park – described by the late Sir Bobby Robson as the “cathedral on the hill” – was pure sacrilage, and not just for the diehard Tyneside devotees.

"And Shepherd attempted to offer some redemption when he stated that rebranding the stadium as the Sports Direct Arena will only deter potential investors rather than encourage.

"Little over £10m has been spent in strengthening the side since their return to the top flight, while their income has far outstripped their expenditure in all bar one season under his ownership.

"Llambias appears to have broken the first commandment in the book of the Gallowgate in allegedly ridiculing Shearer, the local lad made good player but later mediocre manager.

"Yet that was not enough to alienate himself further as he reportedly tore into fellow messiah Kevin Keegan, also considered untouchable on Tyneside, and Pardew’s predecessor Chris Hughton.

"The back-slapping old boys’ culture which resides within the corridors at what is now known as the garish Sports Direct Arena seems to dictate the direction in which the club’s future it takes.

" “You guys don’t understand how f****** horrible we can be”, Llambias is quoted as having warned fans – and if the previous four years are considered their genial approach, incurring their wrath is unthinkable."

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