Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Smogs Crash Out And Benitez Slams Fans!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th February
Clarky Snaps Up Ferguson - For A Month
- Newcastle United Thu 28th February
Elliot Wants To 'Tackle Somebody'!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th February
The Liberty - Friendlier Than Vetch Field?
- Newcastle United Thu 28th February
Swans v Toon - 'And If You Know Your History ...'
- Newcastle United Thu 28th February
Will The Swans Still Have A Hang-Over?
- Newcastle United Thu 28th February
Cisse Takes Honours As Toon Beat Swansea
- Newcastle United Thu 28th February
Pardew Won't Hurry Ben Arfa
- Newcastle United Thu 28th February
Pardew Takes Back Europa League Comments!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th February
Cisse Is The Class That Can Fill The No 9 Shirt!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th February
Hey Swansea ... That's Wor Cup!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th February
Nigerians Forgive Shola - They Want Him For World Cup!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th February
'Mackem Slayer' - European Games Will Get Tougher
- Newcastle United Wed 27th February
The Clock Is Ticking Down On Simpson's Toon Career
- Newcastle United Wed 27th February
Tino Returns! (Or Does He?)
- Newcastle United Wed 27th February
Pardew - We CAN Fight On Two Fronts!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th February
Tiote Has His Eyes On Europa League Trophy!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th February
No Smoggy Cup Glory For Sammy Ameobi!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th February
Parker Hits Out At 'Fickle' West Ham Fans!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th February
NUFC Moscow Ticket News!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th February
Ashley Snubs Branson!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th February
NUFC Give Warning To Toon Fans Heading To Moscow
- Newcastle United Wed 27th February
'Wally With The Brolly' Is Out In The Rain!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
One Fixture We DON'T Want In Europa League!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
Gosling Gets A Run Out In The 'Stiffs'
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
Best Thing That Happened To Cisse - Ba Leaving!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
Mignolet Better Than Krul? WTF!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
Those Protests Outside St James' Park
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
Gosling Ready For A Move Away
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
Coloccini Told To Cut Back On Overhead-Kicks (At His Age!)
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
Ashley Picks Up £100m - But It Won't Go Into NUFC!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
Stoke Game Will Be 'GEORDIE DAY'!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
Rob Elliot - A Fella Who Deserves His Chance!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
Football League Block Toon Kids Joining Monkey-Hangers
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
Shearer's Goals Came From Skill - Cisse's From God!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
Gutierrez's Old Boss Owes £32m To Tax!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
Sunderland Force Their IRA Player To Delete His Twitter Account!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
Ameobi Heading To ICI City!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th February
Barton Comes Off Second Best In Beckham's 'Perfect Day'
- Newcastle United Mon 25th February
Pardew - Villa Was The Turning Point
- Newcastle United Mon 25th February
Cisse The 'New' Shearer?
- Newcastle United Mon 25th February
Saints Boss Wants To Spoil 'A Special Toon Moment'
- Newcastle United Mon 25th February
Toon 4 Saints 2
- Newcastle United Mon 25th February
Almost A Dyer-Bowyer Spat At Wembley
- Newcastle United Mon 25th February
The Toon Went French - Tiote Went GEORDIE!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th February
London Media Starting The Rumours To Stir The S***!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th February
Toon Star Insists - I Want Silverware At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th February
Newcastle To Sign Luis Suárez!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th February
Toon's Chilly Jocko Club Watch
- Newcastle United Mon 25th February
Cisse A Happy Man After Wonder Strike
- Newcastle United Mon 25th February
Why Did Pardew Turn His Back On Coloccini?
- Newcastle United Mon 25th February
Mackem 'Poppy Boy' In Fresh IRA Storm
- Newcastle United Mon 25th February
Another Classic From Bramble 'Clown Feet'!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th February
We Name The Three Clubs Who Will Be Relegated!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th February
Newcastle 4-2 Southampton- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sun 24th February
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Southampton 24 Feb 2013
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd February
Toon v Saints - And If You Know Your History ...
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd February
Duff Signs New Deal
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd February
Hodgson Rumour An Incentive For Taylor
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd February
Krul Could Be Out For Five Weeks!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd February
The Worst Time Possible To Lose Yer Keeper!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd February
Pardew Happy With Tiote's Replacement
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd February
Pardew - I'm Not Bitter, But I Want To Beat Them!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd February
Saints Fans Can Expect Snow - But Game Goes Ahead
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd February
Anita - I Believe We Can WIN Europa League!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd February
Toon Player Ready For 'Bizarre' Wembley Final!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd February
Owen - Waste Of Money For Stoke!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
Are You Watching Jose Enrique?
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
It's Moscow Next For Toon Army!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
We're All Goin To Moscow - Sunderland's Goin To Tesco!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
The Truth About Metalist Fans Attack On Toon Fans
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
Fighting Talk From Pardew
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
Pardew Put Pressure On Shola Ameobi To Produce!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
Bad News For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
Metalist Kharkiv 0 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
The Best Toon Defensive Display This Season?
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
Toon To Play In Spartak Moscow's Stadium!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
Spiderman Fears No-One!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
Shola - I Don't Miss Penalties!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
Shola - It's Not About Me, It's About The Team!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
If You Had Told Me Ten Years Ago ...
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
Pardew Happy With A Draw - As Long As We Score!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st February
Cabaye Wants Euro Adventure To Continue
- Newcastle United Thu 21st February
Barton Rules Out QPR Return
- Newcastle United Wed 20th February
Barton To Face Beckham This Weekend!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th February
Enrique High Hopes In Europa League
- Newcastle United Wed 20th February
Newcastle Fined Because Of Flares!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th February
Worry For Toon Fans Heading To Ukraine
- Newcastle United Wed 20th February
'French Day' - You're Joking!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th February
Taylor Wants To Rid Himself Of 'Injury Prone' Tag!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th February
Ben Arfa Missing In Strong Toon Squad
- Newcastle United Wed 20th February
Our Man In Kharkiv
- Newcastle United Wed 20th February
The City Of Kharkiv Is Nothing New To Krul
- Newcastle United Tue 19th February
Toon Player Ponders - Unlucky Or Bad Defending?
- Newcastle United Tue 19th February
Krul - 'European Games Puts Me In The Spotlight'
- Newcastle United Tue 19th February
Newcastle's Messi Returns
- Newcastle United Tue 19th February
Shola's Bond With Sir Bobby
- Newcastle United Tue 19th February
Shola: 'Clean Sheet At SJP Could Win The Tie'
- Newcastle United Tue 19th February
Sir Bobby's 80th Birthday Party
- Newcastle United Tue 19th February
Toon's 'Mr Bling' Is Back On The Scene
- Newcastle United Tue 19th February
Terry Talks About That Battle At St James'' Park
- Newcastle United Tue 19th February
Will Ba Fall Down The Pecking Order At Chelsea?
- Newcastle United Tue 19th February
What Is Pardew's Priority - League Or Europe?
- Newcastle United Mon 18th February
Sir Bobby Would Have Been 80 Today - The Memories ...
- Newcastle United Mon 18th February
Gutierrez - It Can Be No Colder Than Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th February
Toon Star - 'We Have To Out-Think Metalist'!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th February
No Coins Will Be Allowed Into Kharkiv Stadium
- Newcastle United Mon 18th February
Puncheon Rumour Is Old News
- Newcastle United Mon 18th February
Toon Player Accuses Italian Of Spitting In His Face!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th February
'Same Again' For Tight Toon Defence!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th February
End Of 44 Years Of Geordie Hurt?
- Newcastle United Mon 18th February
Player Earns Club Half A Million - And They Fine Him!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th February
Taylor Thanks Bellucci For Getting Him Attention With Women
- Newcastle United Mon 18th February
Sorry Hatem - But Get A Reality Check!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th February
Is Pardew's Job More Difficult Than We Think?
- Newcastle United Sun 17th February
Blackpool Act As Chopra Ruins Their Day
- Newcastle United Sun 17th February
Llambias To Offer Rangers Fans Better Deal Than Toon Fans Got?
- Newcastle United Sun 17th February
The Reason Why We Can Get A Result In Ukraine!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th February
Clockwatch On Toon Loan Stars
- Newcastle United Sun 17th February
Ex-Mackem Wants Toon To Start Game With Six Geordies!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th February
Ashley Rakes In The Cash!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th February
NUFC - Ticket News
- Newcastle United Sun 17th February
Mbab Settled On Tyneside
- Newcastle United Sat 16th February
Cabaye - We Give 100% To Europa League!
- Newcastle United Sat 16th February
Wigan Could Suffer For Not Signing Simpson
- Newcastle United Sat 16th February
Newcastle Kids Set To Progress In Italy
- Newcastle United Sat 16th February
Toon Kid Set For Gillingham Debut
- Newcastle United Sat 16th February
Sissoko Wants A Change Of Luck In Ukraine
- Newcastle United Sat 16th February
Toon 0 Metalist Kharkiv 0
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
Whitley Bay Boss Gave Us Warning!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
Pardew - We Couldn't Have Played Any Better!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
Pardew Must Decide - European Glory Or Safety?
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
Pardew - Metalist Were Fresh And Full Of Enthusiasm
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
Metalist Coach Says Tie Is '50-50'
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
Cisse - Nothing We Can Do About Offside Calls
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
Toon Fans Face Another Globe-Trotting Fixture!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
Pardew - '50-50 Decisions Should Favour Striker'!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
'Del Boy' Taylor Makes The Effort
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
We Thought St James' Park Was On Fire!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
Krul Takes The Positives From 0-0 Draw
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
The Lady Who Picked The Toon Ahead Of Valentines Day
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
Taylor: 'We Have Goals In Us'!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
Rangers v Newcastle - For Gazza?
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
Toon Midfielder Signs For Gillingham
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
No Pressure On Sissoko Wearing Keegan's Shirt
- Newcastle United Wed 13th February
Sissoko Set For Euro Battle
- Newcastle United Wed 13th February
Police Hunting 20 Mackem Hooligans
- Newcastle United Wed 13th February
Hughton Has No Relegation Fears
- Newcastle United Wed 13th February
Perch Hopes French Don't Squeeze Him Out Of Euro Glory
- Newcastle United Wed 13th February
Pardew To Pick Strong Team In Euro Challenge
- Newcastle United Wed 13th February
Taylor - It's Time I Won Something!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th February
Sissoko - Not A Ben Arfa Stand In!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th February
Santon - 'Premier League Better Than Serie A'
- Newcastle United Wed 13th February
Toon Lose To AC Milan
- Newcastle United Wed 13th February
Does Shola Regret Missing Out On Cup Glory?
- Newcastle United Wed 13th February
Tiote Arrested!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th February
With A Little Help From Friends - But Gazza Needs To Help Himself!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th February
Simpson's Valentine Present
- Newcastle United Tue 12th February
Llambias Keen For Carroll Return!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th February
Now It's Pardew's Turn To Prove His Worth
- Newcastle United Tue 12th February
Toon Kids Romping In The Chilly Jocko Playground
- Newcastle United Tue 12th February
Sissoko's Arsenal Dream
- Newcastle United Tue 12th February
Toon £7m Defender Set For A Start?
- Newcastle United Tue 12th February
Toon Brothers Back On The Street
- Newcastle United Tue 12th February
Ben Arfa Back For Consideration
- Newcastle United Tue 12th February
Toon Play AC Milan
- Newcastle United Tue 12th February
Lucky 13 For Davide Santon
- Newcastle United Tue 12th February
Ameobi Crocked For Euro Tie!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th February
Metalist Kharkiv On The World Stage
- Newcastle United Tue 12th February
End Of Euro Road For Forster - Hoops Thrashed!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th February
A Ginola Performance From Spurs Wizz-Kid!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
Gazza - No Fears For His Life
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
Could Fergie Have Transformed Gazza?
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
Gareth Bale - 'I Was Fuming I Missed A Hat-Trick'!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
City Gift Title To United And N'Zogbia Puts Pressure On Toon
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
Gouffran X-Ray Shows No Break
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
Cabaye - French Is The Future For Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
Pardew - Don't Worry We Are On Right Track
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
Allardyce Job On The Line?
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
Do Players Care About Their Club? Not This One!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
No Toon Shirts! Is This A First?
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
Gouffran Injury Changed The Game
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
Pardew Looking To 'Mouth Watering' Future
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
Two Toon Stars On Football Heroes Stamps
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
Tiote Ready For The Fight
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
Pardew Tips Coloccini For World Cup Glory
- Newcastle United Sat 9th February
Team lineups: Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United 09 Feb 2013
- Newcastle United Sat 9th February
FM Preview: Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United 09 Feb 2013
- Newcastle United Fri 8th February
Tiote - Out Of Africa - But Could Be On The Bench
- Newcastle United Fri 8th February
Advice For Pardew - Don't Turn Your Back On Llambias
- Newcastle United Fri 8th February
Are We Lucky To Miss Out On Injury Prone Remy?
- Newcastle United Fri 8th February
Newcastle - No Longer A Selling Club?
- Newcastle United Fri 8th February
Coloccini Will Decide His Future In The Summer
- Newcastle United Fri 8th February
Oh Dear - Sammy - You Must Be Joking!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th February
Pardew Admiration For AVB
- Newcastle United Fri 8th February
Pardew Wants Discipline From His Back Four!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th February
No Egos At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th February
Perch Wants Another Taste Of Glory!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th February
Info For Toon Fans Heading To North London
- Newcastle United Thu 7th February
England Win Glamour Fixture With Brazil
- Newcastle United Thu 7th February
Big Sam Fined For Dig At Man Utd
- Newcastle United Thu 7th February
Saha - From Mackemland To Rome!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th February
Spurs Help Gazza - But Can He Help Himself?
- Newcastle United Thu 7th February
'Exhausted' Adebayor Could Be Good For Toon
- Newcastle United Thu 7th February
British Players Too Expensive For Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th February
Demba Ba Clause In Contract Was A Gamble
- Newcastle United Thu 7th February
Is It Time To Keep An Eye On Chopra?
- Newcastle United Thu 7th February
Toon Europa League Squad - Three Added, Six Taken Off!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th February
Pardew Is Gunning For Stoke
- Newcastle United Thu 7th February
Police Look For Lovenkrands' £30,000 Watch
- Newcastle United Thu 7th February
Ben Arfa Or Andy Carroll - Please Vote!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th February
Pearce Hails His Young Lions
- Newcastle United Wed 6th February
Pardew - Blame The Manager - Not The Player!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th February
Cabaye Better Than Lampard And Terry?
- Newcastle United Wed 6th February
Pardew Eager To Rub Out That 5-0 Horror Show!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th February
Saha Double Rubbed Salt Into Toon Wound
- Newcastle United Wed 6th February
Spurs v Toon - And If You Know Your History ...
- Newcastle United Wed 6th February
Anyone Know Why Simpson Was Smacked?
- Newcastle United Wed 6th February
Gazza - With A Little Help From My Friends
- Newcastle United Wed 6th February
Metalist Kharkiv To Play At Whitley Bay!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th February
Lovenkrands Mugged By Hoodies!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th February
Joe Kinnear - What A Loony Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th February
Forest Set To Name New Boss
- Newcastle United Wed 6th February
Ba Gets A Mask Designed In Milan!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th February
'Goldfish' Jenas Doing More Paddling
- Newcastle United Wed 6th February
Shearer Joins Greyhound Syndicate
- Newcastle United Wed 6th February
The Club That Is Impossible To Manage?
- Newcastle United Tue 5th February
Match Fixing Club Named!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th February
Toon 'Reinvigorated'!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th February
Battle-Scarred Chelsea Players After 'Battle Of SJP'
- Newcastle United Tue 5th February
Steven Taylor Hates The Term 'Injury Prone' ... But ...
- Newcastle United Tue 5th February
Are The Keegan Days Coming Back?
- Newcastle United Tue 5th February
Will Abeid Come Good In Chilly Jockoland?
- Newcastle United Tue 5th February
Coloccini's Problems Have Not Gone Away
- Newcastle United Tue 5th February
Deschamps Calls Up Four Toon Players!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th February
Sissoko Has 'Grown Into French Team'
- Newcastle United Tue 5th February
Ben Arfa Latest
- Newcastle United Tue 5th February
Was It That Good - Or More Relief - For Pardew
- Newcastle United Tue 5th February
Richest Clubs In The World ...
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
My Meeting With Gazza
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
Toon Put Another Nail In Benitez's Coffin
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
Simpson 'Unconscious And Bleeding'!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
Which English Club Involved In Match Fixing?
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
Owen Gets Off With Punch!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
Scholes Position Asks Question About Shearer
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
Former Toon Defender Wants New England Contract
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
Carroll - For Toon Or West Ham?
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
Santon Gets The Call!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
Yanga-Mbiwa Replaces Real Madrid Defender
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
Pardew Has Dig At Chelsea's Poor Support!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
It's Snails, Garlic & French Lessons For Taylor
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
Sissoko - Cabaye Told Me To Thank The Fans
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
Simpson Was On His Way To Wigan!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
Cech Played With Broken Finger At Newcastle
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
Gazza Goes To The States!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
Do Relegation Results Concern Us Anymore?
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd February
Were We Lucky To Miss Out On Remy?
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd February
Toon 3 Chelsea 2
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd February
Worrying Times For 'Ill' Gazza!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd February
Sissoko - The New Steven Gerrard?
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd February
Carroll Back On Song - And Still Tipped For Toon Return
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd February
How Can Fraser Forster Compare?
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd February
Benitez Blames Coloccini!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd February
Pardew - Cabaye And Sissoko ... My Two Best Signings!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd February
Pardew Wouldn't Sell Simpson To Wigan!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd February
Pardew - Best Game Of The Season!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd February
League Title Heading To Old Trafford!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd February
Tiote On This Way Back To Toon
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd February
Former Toon Coach 'Disgusted' At Spitting!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd February
NUFC v Chelsea - Team News
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd February
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Chelsea 02 Feb 2013
- Newcastle United Fri 1st February
Cisse Is Back On Track
- Newcastle United Fri 1st February
Pardew - There Are Question Marks Over Chelsea
- Newcastle United Fri 1st February
Marveaux Is Back In The Frame
- Newcastle United Fri 1st February
Ba Will Blank Out Toon Boos
- Newcastle United Fri 1st February
Pardew Fears Another Leazes Backlash!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st February
Pardew - French Will Have To Work On Fitness!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st February
Toon Willing To Let Simpson Go!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st February