Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Why Did Taylor Always Love Playing Against The Toon?
- Newcastle United Fri 31st December
Would Pardew Settle For A Point Against The 'Draw Experts'?
- Newcastle United Fri 31st December
Harper Or Krul For Sunday?
- Newcastle United Fri 31st December
Does Pardew Have A 'Plan B' - Carroll Is Out!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st December
Keane Is Back On The Toon Radar!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st December
N'Zogbia Heading To Mackemland?
- Newcastle United Fri 31st December
Pardew Happy To Have Shola Back
- Newcastle United Fri 31st December
Toon Star Does Not Back 'Winter Break'!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st December
Moaning Scousers - 'You're Gona Cry In A Minute'!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th December
N'Zogbia Misses Crunch Toon Fixture!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th December
Toon Wingers Were Not Good Enough Against Spurs!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th December
Toon Jailbirds Up There With The Best In Football!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th December
Pardew Looks At The Relegation Pack!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th December
Bassong Says Toon Are Premiership Quality!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th December
Toon Defender Says 'It's Crunch Time'!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th December
Leon Best To Move On?
- Newcastle United Thu 30th December
Toon Bad Boys Walking A Thin Line!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th December
Toon To Take A Gamble On Hatem Ben Arfa
- Newcastle United Thu 30th December
Trip To Wigan Has Suddenly Become 'Must Win'!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th December
N'Zogbia ... Not As Good As He Thinks He Is!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th December
Redknapp Hits Out At His Defender!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th December
Spurs Boss Says Only An Idiot Would Rule Out Chelsea!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th December
Do We Have The Widemen To 'Do A Spurs'?
- Newcastle United Wed 29th December
Toon Looking Down The Table - Rather Than Up!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th December
Enrique Hit By Computer Virus!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th December
Spurs 2 Toon 0
- Newcastle United Wed 29th December
Pardew Still Looking For Quality! (Or Is He?)
- Newcastle United Wed 29th December
Team lineups: Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United 28 Dec 2010
- Newcastle United Tue 28th December
FM Preview: Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United 28 Dec 2010
- Newcastle United Mon 27th December
Toon And Mackems Fall To Manchester Glory Boys
- Newcastle United Mon 27th December
Krul Will Be Given Another Chance At Spurs
- Newcastle United Mon 27th December
Pardew: 'We Shot Ourselves In The Foot'
- Newcastle United Mon 27th December
Campbell Set To Go?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th December
Toon 1 Man City 3
- Newcastle United Mon 27th December
Money-Bag City After Carroll!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th December
Visit To Spurs Can Be Costly
- Newcastle United Mon 27th December
Taylor Signs ... AT LAST!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th December
Team lineups: Newcastle United v Manchester City 26 Dec 2010
- Newcastle United Sun 26th December
Owen Will Not Leave Man Utd In January
- Newcastle United Sun 26th December
Mackems Tried To Sign Beckham!
- Newcastle United Sun 26th December
Redknapp: 'Carroll Will Stay At Newcastle'!
- Newcastle United Sun 26th December
City Can Be Beaten!
- Newcastle United Sun 26th December
Hughton: 'I'm Not Bitter'!
- Newcastle United Sun 26th December
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Manchester City 26 Dec 2010
- Newcastle United Sat 25th December
Woodgate Has Last Chance To Save His Career!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd December
Toon Ranger Says Premiership Start Would Be 'Crazy'!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd December
Carver Gets His Chance
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd December
Taylor Hangs On For Transfer Window?
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd December
Has Wheater Missed The Boat With Hughton Sacking?
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd December
Dwindling Attendances In Mackemland
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd December
Horse Meeting Must Be Cancelled - Owen Is Fit!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd December
Barton Laughs At West Ham Offer!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd December
Big Sam: 'Why I Was Sacked'!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd December
Former Toon Defender Gets New Deal With FA
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd December
Capello Set To Walk Out? Shearer Won't Be Replacement!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd December
Brum Postponement Gives Harper Time For Showdown
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd December
Do Past-It Arsenal Stars See Toon As A Meal Ticket?
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd December
New Toon Coach Happy To Be Involved
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd December
Pardew Laughs Of Barton Speculation!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd December
It's All Pride And Politics For Young Vuckic!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st December
Toon Star Wants To Repay Supporters For Support!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st December
Ben Arfa Looking Forward To Working With Pardew
- Newcastle United Tue 21st December
Pardew Set For Leon Best Showdown?
- Newcastle United Tue 21st December
Pardew Comes Up With The Plan To Beat City!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st December
Gutierrez: 'Changing Managers So Often Is Crazy'!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st December
Former Toon Star Laces Into Ashley!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st December
Carroll's 'Progression' Will Continue At Newcastle - Not London!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st December
Pardew Set To Break Up The Toon 'Brat Pack'?
- Newcastle United Tue 21st December
Price Frightens Off Redknapp!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th December
Toon On Red Alert As Big Freeze Set To Continue
- Newcastle United Mon 20th December
Williamson Having 'The Time Of His Life' At Toon
- Newcastle United Mon 20th December
Gallas Back For The Visit Of The Toon
- Newcastle United Mon 20th December
Taylor - Money-Grabber Or Heart On Tyneside?
- Newcastle United Mon 20th December
Barton And Carroll - A Couple Of 'Hairy Ones'
- Newcastle United Mon 20th December
If Carroll Goes 'I'm Finished'!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th December
10-Man Toon 4 Minutes From Victory!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th December
Newcastle Utd Player Of 2010
- Newcastle United Mon 20th December
Has Shearer Bottled It Again?
- Newcastle United Sun 19th December
Spurs To Bid For Carroll?
- Newcastle United Sun 19th December
Pardew: 'I Feel For The Toon Fans'!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th December
Dennis Wise - 'Don't Blame Me For Everything'!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th December
Toon Game Off!
- Newcastle United Sat 18th December
FM Preview: Birmingham City v Newcastle United 18 Dec 2010
- Newcastle United Fri 17th December
Full Draw For European Fixtures
- Newcastle United Fri 17th December
Takes Strong Courage To Wear The 'Heavy' Toon Shirt!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th December
Pardew Ready To Face Ashley!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th December
Pardew Doesn't Feel Under Pressure To Bring In New Man
- Newcastle United Fri 17th December
Ralph Coates R.I.P.
- Newcastle United Fri 17th December
Carol For Carroll!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th December
Krul v Harper - Let The Battle Commence!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th December
Ranger Set To Start Against Brum
- Newcastle United Fri 17th December
Pardew, Bowyer And Sir Bobby Robson!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th December
Bellamy To Shut Up? You're Joking!
- Newcastle United Thu 16th December
Mackem Backs New Toon Boss!
- Newcastle United Thu 16th December
Barton: 'We Told Pardew To His Face'!
- Newcastle United Thu 16th December
Powell Snubs Pardew Offer Because Of Unpredictable Ashley!
- Newcastle United Thu 16th December
Birmingham Have Cancelled Xmas!
- Newcastle United Thu 16th December
Toon Takeover Or Media Rubbish?
- Newcastle United Thu 16th December
Can You SERIOUSLY See Maradona Moving To Blackburn?
- Newcastle United Wed 15th December
Toon To Face Brum Backlash?
- Newcastle United Wed 15th December
Toon Set For Sixth Consecutive Draw At St Andrews?
- Newcastle United Wed 15th December
Ranger Turned The Screw Against Scousers!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th December
Campbell Set For The Chop!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th December
Pardew Puts The Youngsters 'On Hold'
- Newcastle United Wed 15th December
Pardew: 'Forget About Man City, It's One Game At A Time'
- Newcastle United Wed 15th December
Sir Les Urges Ashley To Sell Up And Get Out Of Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th December
Harper Stars In Toon Shocker!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th December
Former Toon Star Appointed Manager!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th December
Has Shearer The 'Bottle' To Manage Blackburn?
- Newcastle United Tue 14th December
Barton Escapes Ban!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th December
Stone Gets New Position On Toon Coaching Staff
- Newcastle United Tue 14th December
Premiership Holiday Programme
- Newcastle United Tue 14th December
Carroll: 'I'm Staying At Newcastle'!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th December
Foxes Snub Toon Bid!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th December
Toon Star: 'Hughton Saved My Career'!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th December
Liverpool Fan Has Had Enough - What A Wimp!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th December
Ashley Had Hughton Lined Up To Be Shot!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th December
Former Toon Star To Get International Post!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th December
£10m For Pardew Or More 'News of the World' Rubbish?
- Newcastle United Mon 13th December
Nolan Urges Ashley To Get A Brain!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th December
Bizarre Hughton Promise!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th December
Barton Faces New FA Rap!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th December
Lingerie Model Drops Carroll Charges
- Newcastle United Mon 13th December
Pardew To Name New Number Two?
- Newcastle United Mon 13th December
Big Sam Bites The Dust!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th December
London-Based Journalist Out To Ruin The Toon!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th December
Pardew Stands His Ground!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th December
Barton Hails 'The King'!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th December
Pardew Has No Problem With Barton
- Newcastle United Sun 12th December
Toon 3 Liverpool 1
- Newcastle United Sun 12th December
Toon Push Away Relegation Fears!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th December
Hodgson Hits Out At Bad Defending
- Newcastle United Sun 12th December
Taylor Wants Out!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th December
Hughton Set For Quick Return?
- Newcastle United Sun 12th December
Mike Ashley 'Clueless'!
- Newcastle United Sat 11th December
Kevin Nolan: 'We Have To Move On'!
- Newcastle United Sat 11th December
West Ham Try To coax Joey Barton To East London
- Newcastle United Sat 11th December
Carroll Doesn't Want: ' A Rich Foreign Owner'!
- Newcastle United Sat 11th December
Ashley Has Been Through Hate Campaigns Before!
- Newcastle United Sat 11th December
Pardew - Ashley's New Puppet On A String!
- Newcastle United Sat 11th December
Keegan Tells Fans - Lay Off Pardew - Aim Your Frustration At Ashley!
- Newcastle United Sat 11th December
Toon v Liverpool Preview
- Newcastle United Sat 11th December
Pardew Likes His Own 'Style' (Probably More Than The Fans)
- Newcastle United Sat 11th December
Ashley And Llambias Show No Respect For New Boss!
- Newcastle United Sat 11th December
Carroll Assault Charges Dropped!
- Newcastle United Sat 11th December
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Liverpool 11 Dec 2010
- Newcastle United Fri 10th December
Blatter Hits Out At The English!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th December
Liverpool First Up To Test New Toon Regime!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th December
Toon Fear Liverpool Repeat!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th December
Where Does Ashley Story Come From?
- Newcastle United Thu 9th December
Sad Gazza Faces Xmas In Jail!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th December
Harper Could Be Back Sooner Than Expected!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th December
Has Pardew Got Keane On His Shopping List?
- Newcastle United Thu 9th December
Five Year Contract For Pardew - Unbelievable!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th December
Pardew Has No Cash To Spend!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th December
Carroll Set To Join Chelsea?
- Newcastle United Thu 9th December
What Will Toon Protests Do To Shift Ashley?
- Newcastle United Thu 9th December
What Sane Man Would Work For Ashley?
- Newcastle United Thu 9th December
It Doesn't BODE Well Having A Manager Who Has Won Nothing!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th December
Pardew To Be Named Toon Boss!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th December
Ashley Goes For His 'Gambling Pal' To Take Over As Boss!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th December
Calderwood Slams 'The Drama That Is Newcastle Utd'!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th December
Why Shearer Was Never In The Running
- Newcastle United Wed 8th December
Wenger: 'Hughton And World Cup Decisions Not Rational'!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th December
Rob Lee: 'Martin O'Neill Would Be Ideal For Newcastle'!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th December
Shepherd Understands Hughton Sacking!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th December
Toon Fans Would Rather Have Kinnear Than Pardew!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th December
Hughton Puts His Foot Down - And Gets The Boot!
- Newcastle United Tue 7th December
Will Ashley Give Us Another Ex-Spurs Option?
- Newcastle United Tue 7th December
Nolan As 'Shocked And Gutted' As Hughton!
- Newcastle United Tue 7th December
Bellamy Linked With Feyenoord?
- Newcastle United Tue 7th December
Beardsley The Perfect 'Yes Man' For Ashley?
- Newcastle United Tue 7th December
Hughton Set For Battle With Ashley?
- Newcastle United Tue 7th December
Clarky Chooses His Words Before Answering Toon Link!
- Newcastle United Tue 7th December
Gutierrez: 'Hughton Believed In Us When Nobody Else Did'!
- Newcastle United Tue 7th December
Redknapp Hits Out At Ashley!
- Newcastle United Tue 7th December
Ashley Was Always Going To Replace Hughton - The Time Was Irrelevant!
- Newcastle United Tue 7th December
Campbell Says Decision Will 'Affect Team Spirit'
- Newcastle United Tue 7th December
Please Vote - Who Do YOU Want As Toon Boss?
- Newcastle United Tue 7th December
Team lineups: West Bromwich Albion v Newcastle United 05 Dec 2010
- Newcastle United Sun 5th December
Half-Hearted Performance Has Toon Boss Asking Questions
- Newcastle United Sun 5th December
Di Matteo Says Three Points Were Deserved
- Newcastle United Sun 5th December
West Brom 3 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Sun 5th December
Bassong Exit Paves The Way For Taylor?
- Newcastle United Sun 5th December
FM Preview: West Bromwich Albion v Newcastle United 05 Dec 2010
- Newcastle United Sat 4th December
US Owners To Re-Name Liverpool?
- Newcastle United Sat 4th December
Nolan Has No Influence In Team Selection!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th December
Barton Could Be The Spark At The Hawthorns
- Newcastle United Sat 4th December
Smith Waits For Everton Bid
- Newcastle United Sat 4th December
Toon Target Released By Spurs!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th December
Shay Has Had Enough!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th December
Hughton: 'More Tough Decisions - The Better'!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th December
Just When We Though The FIFA Muppets Couldn't Do Any Worse ...
- Newcastle United Sat 4th December
FOOTBALL WEATHER WATCH - Toon Latest!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th December
How Many Back-Handers For FIFA This Time?
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd December
Snow Rules Out Man Utd Fixture But Toon Still On Course!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd December
Toon Cup Tie Gets New Kick-Off Time For TV
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd December
The Hawthorns - Bitter Sweet For Toon Keepers
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd December
Hughton: 'No Wheater ... Or Anyone Else'!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd December
'Toon Fill The Gaps' - Says Danny Simpson
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd December
Barton Returns To Action
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd December
Toon Tie Down Williamson And Ranger!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd December
World Cup Bid - England Favourites!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd December
Former Toon Star Gets The Chop - At Last!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd December
Toon Face A Bruised West Brom!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd December
Who Killed Baggie?
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd December
Carroll Has Defenders In A Spin!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd December
Nolan Misses West Brom Game!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd December
Taylor Talks - It's Now Or Never For Defender!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd December
Toon Fans Escapes With A Fine
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd December
Watson Joins The Toon Brigade At Huddersfield
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd December
Ashley Wants Fans To Know Agents Figures!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st December
Taylor Out - Wheater In!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st December
Harper 'Get Well Soon' Message From Celtic Keeper
- Newcastle United Wed 1st December
Butt Scores In 'Dream Debut' ... Yeah Right!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st December
Taylor: 'Beating Drogba Was Important'
- Newcastle United Wed 1st December
From An Attendance Of None To One Of 44,000!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st December
Toon Midfielder Told January Move Is Not Going To Happen
- Newcastle United Wed 1st December
Liverpool To Offer Taylor £75,000 Per Week!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st December