Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Putting Vuckic's Brace Into Context
- Newcastle United Sun 29th March
Any Regrets Letting Santon Go?
- Newcastle United Sun 29th March
Tyne-Wear Derby - Who Is The Best ... Or Worst?
- Newcastle United Sun 29th March
Is Ashley Any Nearer Getting A Manager?
- Newcastle United Sun 29th March
Unbelievable - Carver Gets One Year Deal!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th March
McCall 'Sorry For Newcastle Player'!
- Newcastle United Sat 28th March
England Go Marching On!
- Newcastle United Sat 28th March
Sir Les Banned!
- Newcastle United Sat 28th March
Toon Set For Yank Return!
- Newcastle United Sat 28th March
Aarons Not Ready To Sign New Contract As Liverpool Close In!
- Newcastle United Sat 28th March
Armstrong Good Enough For Stadium Of Light?
- Newcastle United Sat 28th March
Toon Fan Pulls A Knife In Sunderland!
- Newcastle United Sat 28th March
Forster Ruled Out All Season
- Newcastle United Thu 26th March
Gutierrez Won't Forgive NUFC!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th March
Another Newcastle Player In His Flip-Flops?
- Newcastle United Thu 26th March
Carver Will Patch Together The Pieces For Derby
- Newcastle United Thu 26th March
From Shearer And Kluivert To ... Alloa!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th March
Bigirimana Knew He Wouldn't Play For Rangers!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th March
Merson - Geordies Can Help Relegate Mackems!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th March
Mackem Sex Pest Will Be Hung Out To Dry!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th March
My Respect For Sir Les Has Gone Out The Window!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th March
Newcastle Are Signing 'Too Many Foreign Players'
- Newcastle United Wed 25th March
Taylor Has Worst Injury Record Since Owen!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th March
Ashley In The 'Bargain Bin' Again?
- Newcastle United Wed 25th March
Is Alnwick Good Enough For Premier League?
- Newcastle United Wed 25th March
Ashley Needs To Get Fans Back On Board!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th March
Lack Of Quality Starting To Show At Newcastle
- Newcastle United Wed 25th March
'Are You Talking About ME Carver?'
- Newcastle United Wed 25th March
Stronger Bans For Supporters!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th March
The Team With The Most Racist Fans Is ...
- Newcastle United Tue 24th March
Gooner Hits Back At Big Al
- Newcastle United Tue 24th March
Tiote Calls Newcastle 'Shit!'
- Newcastle United Tue 24th March
Pardew Up For 'Manager Of The Year'?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th March
Carver Could Still Be Worst Manager Ever!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th March
Carver 'Please Ref - Give Us A Penalty!'
- Newcastle United Tue 24th March
Which Newcastle Team Will Face The Mackems?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th March
Rangers Don't Want Ashley's Money!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd March
Do We Get Excited About The Return Of Abeid?
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd March
Carver Fears For International Injuries
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd March
Carver Has Mackem Plan!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd March
Toon 1 Arsenal 2
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd March
Toon Booed Off At Half-Time But Come Out Fighting
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd March
Carver On Flip-Flops And Beach Wear
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd March
Koeman Latest On Forster Injury
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd March
McClaren A Step Nearer To Newcastle Job?
- Newcastle United Sat 21st March
Toon Kid Not Worried By Gunners
- Newcastle United Sat 21st March
Gus Proud Of What He Achieved At Mackemland!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st March
'I Did Not Spit!' - Oh Yes You DID!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st March
Three Toon Players Who Won't Play For Rangers!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st March
Bizarre Reason Why Carver Didn't Pick Perez!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st March
Toon v Gunners - Team News
- Newcastle United Sat 21st March
Giroud Rocks Toon!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th March
Another Reason Why Carver Should Go!!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th March
Toon Need To Put The Record Straight
- Newcastle United Fri 20th March
Carver Says Ashley Will Spend!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th March
Mackems Bank On Cattermole For Derby
- Newcastle United Fri 20th March
Ashley Says He Was Wrong!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th March
Carver Defends Missing Players!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th March
Mackems Appoint New Manager!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th March
Santon No Longer A Newcastle Player
- Newcastle United Tue 17th March
Sorry Rangers - But Toon Gave You The Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th March
Dutch Star To Fill The Gap?
- Newcastle United Tue 17th March
Janmaat Hammers His Team-Mates!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th March
Yobo To Sign As A Free Agent?
- Newcastle United Tue 17th March
Fans Have Had Enough Of Ashley And Carver!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th March
Toon Take A Chance On Appeal
- Newcastle United Tue 17th March
Cisse Snubs Offer!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th March
Ashley Set To Cash In On Toon Duo?
- Newcastle United Mon 16th March
Everton 3 Toon 0
- Newcastle United Mon 16th March
Are We Any Better Than The Mackems?
- Newcastle United Mon 16th March
Toon Fans Say It As It Is ... 'We're Shit And We're Sick Of It!'
- Newcastle United Mon 16th March
Martinez - Coloccini Had To Go!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th March
For The Love Of God! Get Us A Manager!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th March
Mackems Sack Poyet!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th March
Mackems Want Former Toon Boss!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th March
Mackems One Point From Relegation Place!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th March
Pardew Wants Toon To Qualify For Champions League!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th March
Poyet Set To Be Sacked?
- Newcastle United Sun 15th March
Carver Ready To Say: 'Go On Freddie!'
- Newcastle United Sat 14th March
Newcastle's Worst Of The Worst!
- Newcastle United Sat 14th March
Carver Wants European Football Again
- Newcastle United Sat 14th March
Cisse 'Maintenance'
- Newcastle United Sat 14th March
Carver On Cisse Spitting Incident
- Newcastle United Sat 14th March
Will Cisse Leave In The Summer?
- Newcastle United Sat 14th March
Did Man Utd Fans Boo The Toon Tribute?
- Newcastle United Sat 14th March
Alnwick Signs For Bradford City
- Newcastle United Sat 14th March
Everton v Toon Team News
- Newcastle United Sat 14th March
Former Toon Boss Calls Chelsea 'Pathetic!'
- Newcastle United Thu 12th March
Toon Legends But Now Ashley 'Yes Men'
- Newcastle United Thu 12th March
Cisse Gives Orders To Janmaat
- Newcastle United Thu 12th March
Come On Sammy - Who Are You Backing This Week?
- Newcastle United Thu 12th March
Liverpool Want Janmaat!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th March
Big Guns After Perez!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th March
Will Sentiment Get This Guy The Job?
- Newcastle United Thu 12th March
Toon Make Move For Andre Ayew!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th March
Gan On Gazza - Drag Them Over The Coals!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th March
Patrick Vieira Hails Toon Army!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th March
We Deserve Better Than 'Yes Man' Carver!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th March
Is Guy Is Even Worse Than Marcelino!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th March
Has Minutes Applause Ran It's Course
- Newcastle United Wed 11th March
Lukaku Hammers Newcastle
- Newcastle United Wed 11th March
Remy Cabella Back In Squad
- Newcastle United Wed 11th March
Kick In The Teeth For Ashley And Llambias!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th March
Lions Sack Holloway
- Newcastle United Tue 10th March
FA Cup Latest!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th March
Gutierrez: ''The Most Important Thing Is ...
- Newcastle United Tue 10th March
Ben Arfa Could Sign For ...
- Newcastle United Tue 10th March
Trek To Goodison ...
- Newcastle United Tue 10th March
Ashley Knows Carver Is The Cheap Alternative
- Newcastle United Mon 9th March
Another Gutierrez Dig At Pardew
- Newcastle United Mon 9th March
So Sir Bobby DID Win Trophies At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th March
Fellaini 'Thank You Newcastle!'
- Newcastle United Mon 9th March
Abeid 'I Am Learning From Mistakes'
- Newcastle United Mon 9th March
Newcastle European Position Not In Threat!
- Newcastle United Sat 7th March
Rangers A Feeder Club For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Sat 7th March
Gutierrez Wants New Deal
- Newcastle United Sat 7th March
Eating Supper Through A Straw?
- Newcastle United Sat 7th March
Why Does Cisse Get Longer Ban Than Evans?
- Newcastle United Sat 7th March
Mackem Charged With Improper Conduct
- Newcastle United Thu 5th March
Worst Man Utd Team Since 1980's?
- Newcastle United Thu 5th March
Man Utd Set For Massive Fall!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th March
Toon 0 Cocknies 1
- Newcastle United Thu 5th March
Cisse In Spitting Row!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th March
Both Managers Say 'I Didn't See It'!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th March
Carver 'Raging' Over Injustice!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th March
Carver Blames Abeid!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th March
Win Proves Nothing - Man Utd Are Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th March
Gutierrez - An Inspiration To Us All!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th March
Jonas 'If You Believe ... YOU CAN!'
- Newcastle United Thu 5th March
Mike Ashley - The GREEDIEST Man Ever?
- Newcastle United Thu 5th March
Man Utd Say Evans Is NOT Guilty!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th March
Villa Win Puts Mackems Under Pressure
- Newcastle United Wed 4th March
Ashley Fined £7,500
- Newcastle United Wed 4th March
Carver Starts The Arse-Licking!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th March
Carver Says Shearer Is Wrong!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th March
Newcastle 0-1 Man Utd- Match Report
- Newcastle United Wed 4th March
Sissoko Hits Back At Shearer!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd March
Toon Defender Says Van Gaal Is 'Magnificent'!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd March
A Match Best Forgotten!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd March
Just One Win Over Man Utd At SJP In 12 Years!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd March
Cisse 'The Match We All Want To Play In'
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd March
Krul Will Never Forget Those Ten Weeks!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd March
R.I.P. Dave Mackay
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd March
Aarons Explains Absence
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd March
Why The Animosity Between Villa And Toon?
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd March
Shearer says His Mates Are Sick Of Ashley!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd March
Llambias Not Welcome In Glasgow!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd March
What Will It Be Like When We WIN Something?
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd March
Taylor Thanks Fans For Reception
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd March
Mackem Bailed After Sex Activity With 15-Year Old!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd March
Pardew Keeps On Trucking On At Palace
- Newcastle United Sun 1st March
Referee Tries To Wriggle Out Of Nightmare Decision
- Newcastle United Sun 1st March
Toon 1 Villa 0
- Newcastle United Sun 1st March
Carver Praise For Cisse And Colo
- Newcastle United Sun 1st March
How BAD Were Aston Villa?
- Newcastle United Sun 1st March
Why Gutierrez Didn't Play ...
- Newcastle United Sun 1st March
If 'Toon Five' Cannot Make It Against Cowdenbeath What Hope Is There?
- Newcastle United Sun 1st March
Shearer And Lineker Lift MOTD Out Of The Gutter!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st March