And we have nine more games of sitting through this DROSS that is Newcastle United Football Club.
The man is clueless!
The performance at Goodison was about as bad as it gets, but you know what, I still feel there's an even bigger nightmare just around the corner.
It could be Arsenal ... it could be the Stadium of Shite ... but Carver has it in his locker to drag us through the shit.
As for his view on the shambles that we suffered on Sunday ... Carver's initial thoughts were that Fabricio Coloccini should be sent off, but he admits he will closely examine all footage over the next day or two before deciding the next course of action.
"I have looked at it from four or five angles and it is not conclusive," he said.
"When it actually happened, from the reaction of the Everton players, straight away I thought 'that must be a red'. But when I came in and looked at it, it was very difficult to decide.
"I will look at it again and if it is worthy of a sending off then I will accept it but if it is not I will appeal.
"There seemed to be more of their players surrounding the situation than our players.
"A few of the guys had a few composed words after the match," he added.
"I told one or two players not to say anything because usually it is one or two players who come forward - I wanted it to come from other people.
"The fact people make a point I think is a healthy situation - it can't always come from me, I'm not a dictator.
"We can't go hiding or disappear anywhere. I can't walk around miserable as sin, I have to do something about it.
"The guys had a good two-way conversation and we will review it all on Tuesday."