Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Newcastle 0-0 Stoke- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 31st October
Smogs Dreaming Of Wembley - Pardew Blows Chance AGAIN!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th October
Elliot Gets Irish Call Up For Crunch Fixture
- Newcastle United Thu 29th October
Were Toon Hit By 'Back-To-Basics' Tactics?
- Newcastle United Thu 29th October
Gazza In Court (Again)
- Newcastle United Thu 29th October
Wolves Set To Sign Toon Defender
- Newcastle United Thu 29th October
Cattermole Not To Blame For Crocking Colback?
- Newcastle United Thu 29th October
Colo Still Unhappy
- Newcastle United Thu 29th October
Ashley To Listen To Offers For Wijnaldum?
- Newcastle United Thu 29th October
Toon v Potters - The History
- Newcastle United Thu 29th October
Stoke Hold Toon To Draw
- Newcastle United Thu 29th October
Ashley Goes To War With Rangers!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th October
Janmaat Hits Out At 'Crazy' Referee
- Newcastle United Tue 27th October
Colo Wins Appeal But FA Charge Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th October
Redknapp Tips Toon To Stay In Premier League
- Newcastle United Tue 27th October
Toon Wait On Colback Results
- Newcastle United Tue 27th October
Will Elliot Send Us Down?
- Newcastle United Tue 27th October
Mackem Embarrassment?
- Newcastle United Tue 27th October
Toon Flop Hits New Low!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th October
Johnson Says Sorry To Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th October
Mackams 3 Mags 0
- Newcastle United Mon 26th October
Did Johnson MOCK MH17 Disaster?
- Newcastle United Mon 26th October
Chelsea Fan Blames Toon Supporters For Arrest!
- Newcastle United Mon 26th October
Elliot Defends Colo
- Newcastle United Mon 26th October
Perez 'It Was A Penalty'
- Newcastle United Mon 26th October
Shola Marks Debut With Goal
- Newcastle United Mon 26th October
McClaren Furious Over Ref Mistake!
- Newcastle United Mon 26th October
Toon Appeal Colo Red Card!
- Newcastle United Mon 26th October
Mackem Says Newcastle The Right Club For ...
- Newcastle United Sat 24th October
Supermac Fears 'Dodgy' Toon Defence
- Newcastle United Sat 24th October
Mitrovic Wants To Beat Shearer Record!
- Newcastle United Sat 24th October
Is Carver The Man To Give Advice?
- Newcastle United Sat 24th October
McClaren Doesn't Look At League Table!
- Newcastle United Sat 24th October
McClaren Hits Back At Criticism
- Newcastle United Sat 24th October
Davies Says Bracewell Will Be Key
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd October
What McClaren Said To His Keeper
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd October
Elliott U-Turn?
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd October
Reported For Not Liking UEFA Song?
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd October
Why Borini Laughed At Krul
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd October
Ashley Knocked Back Chance To Sign ...
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd October
Thauvin Wants To Leave Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd October
Tyne-Wear Derby 'Just Another Game'?
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd October
Club Reprimanded For Showing The TRUTH!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st October
Another Mackem Nightmare ...
- Newcastle United Wed 21st October
Mags v Mackems - The History
- Newcastle United Wed 21st October
Mitrovic Is A Geordie!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st October
Perez On The Move In January?
- Newcastle United Wed 21st October
McClaren Says Mackems Are Favourites!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st October
Former Toon Star Will Be Mackem No 2
- Newcastle United Wed 21st October
Toon 6 Norwich 2
- Newcastle United Mon 19th October
McClaren Can't Make Sense Of It All
- Newcastle United Mon 19th October
Big Sam Starting To Fear Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Mon 19th October
Even Quinny Is Running Scared!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th October
MOTD Avoid Mackem Poppy Boy Incident
- Newcastle United Mon 19th October
Another Snub For Shola
- Newcastle United Mon 19th October
Wijnaldum Set For Derby
- Newcastle United Mon 19th October
Pitch Will Be OK
- Newcastle United Sat 17th October
McClaren Says Ashley Still Backs Him
- Newcastle United Sat 17th October
Magpies v Canaries - Team News
- Newcastle United Sat 17th October
No Logic In What McClaren Says?
- Newcastle United Sat 17th October
Former Toon Star Says McClaren Is 'Worrying'
- Newcastle United Sat 17th October
McClaren Says He Will Have A Party!
- Newcastle United Sat 17th October
Is Ashley The Cause Of This?
- Newcastle United Sat 17th October
Krul Injury Could Send Toon Down!
- Newcastle United Sat 17th October
Krul Out For Season!
- Newcastle United Tue 13th October
The One Player We DIDN'T Want Injured!
- Newcastle United Sun 11th October
France ... Here we Come!
- Newcastle United Sat 10th October
Substitution Against Toon Didn't Save Aguero
- Newcastle United Sat 10th October
First Man To Manage Toon And Mackems!
- Newcastle United Sat 10th October
Shearer Gets It Wrong!
- Newcastle United Sat 10th October
Toon Keeper Gets International Call Up!
- Newcastle United Sat 10th October
Sissoko To Join Milan In January?
- Newcastle United Sat 10th October
Pardew Admits He Left A 'Bigger Club'
- Newcastle United Sat 10th October
Gouffran Chokes Canaries
- Newcastle United Sat 10th October
Magpies v Canaries - The Low Down
- Newcastle United Sat 10th October
Toon Striker Gets Warning!
- Newcastle United Sat 10th October
Star Says Mackems And Toon Don't Have A Plan!
- Newcastle United Sat 10th October
Colback Walking A Tight-Rope For Derby
- Newcastle United Sat 10th October
McClaren - 'Tiote Wasn't Ready'
- Newcastle United Sat 10th October
Dummett To Walk Straight Into Team?
- Newcastle United Sat 10th October
Mackems Turn To Former Toon Boss For Help!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th October
Toon Striker Makes It Nine Goals!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th October
More Players 'Injured' In Troubled Times
- Newcastle United Thu 8th October
Mitrovic And That Partnership
- Newcastle United Thu 8th October
Is Anyone Bothered About Elliot?
- Newcastle United Thu 8th October
Four Fixture Changes For Newcastle
- Newcastle United Thu 8th October
Tommy The Barman A Wanted Man
- Newcastle United Tue 6th October
Clarky To Boss Rovers?
- Newcastle United Tue 6th October
McClaren Eats His Words! Big Time!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th October
Thauvin A Flop?
- Newcastle United Tue 6th October
Big Sam To Snub Mackem Offer?
- Newcastle United Tue 6th October
Shearer No Sympathy For Wally!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th October
City 6 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Sun 4th October
The Player We Miss Most?
- Newcastle United Sun 4th October
Aguero Brings Toon Army To Tears
- Newcastle United Sun 4th October
City Hero Happy To Come Off?
- Newcastle United Sun 4th October
Steve Watson Hammers Ashley System!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th October
Pellegrini Defends Substitution
- Newcastle United Sun 4th October
Shearer Fears Toon Relegation
- Newcastle United Sun 4th October
How Long Will Ashley Give Wally?
- Newcastle United Sun 4th October
Mackems Looking For New Boss?
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd October
Who Will Wind Up Mitrovic?
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd October
Fans Protest
- Newcastle United Thu 1st October
Toon v City History
- Newcastle United Thu 1st October
Colback Doubt For City Game
- Newcastle United Thu 1st October
Etihad Stadium - City v Toon
- Newcastle United Thu 1st October
Our Last Visit To Etihad Stadium
- Newcastle United Thu 1st October
Mitrovic Faces Big Test
- Newcastle United Thu 1st October