Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Toon Performance Was Relegation Class!
- Newcastle United Sun 31st March
Mancini Praise For Vinnie
- Newcastle United Sun 31st March
Pardew - 'City Was Always A Tough Task'
- Newcastle United Sun 31st March
Pardew Concerned About Europa League Fixtures
- Newcastle United Sun 31st March
FM Preview: Manchester City v Newcastle United 30 Mar 2013
- Newcastle United Fri 29th March
Cabaye: 'Mancini Has Lots To Learn From Fergie!'
- Newcastle United Fri 29th March
Martinez Calls Time On McManaman Incident
- Newcastle United Fri 29th March
Simpson Playing For His Future!
- Newcastle United Fri 29th March
Will City Be Deflated After Giving Up Title Hopes?
- Newcastle United Fri 29th March
Shola - We Play City At Best Time!
- Newcastle United Fri 29th March
Carver Gets A Fine - McManaman Walks Away!
- Newcastle United Fri 29th March
Toon Fans Asking £150 For Mackem Tickets
- Newcastle United Fri 29th March
Mackem Talisman Sits Out Vital Fixtures
- Newcastle United Wed 27th March
Remember When Ashley Wore An Alan Smith Shirt?
- Newcastle United Wed 27th March
England Rubbish - Taylor Doesn't Make The Bench
- Newcastle United Wed 27th March
No Chips At The Etihad Stadium
- Newcastle United Wed 27th March
Clarky Desperate To Keep Ferguson
- Newcastle United Wed 27th March
Is Allardyce Telling Porkies?
- Newcastle United Wed 27th March
Ashley's Way Is The Proof Of The Pudding!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th March
Haidara - 'The Premiership Is A Great Education'
- Newcastle United Wed 27th March
Cisse - It's Time To Show How Good We Are!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th March
Bookies Wrote Us Off Last Round - Let''s Shock Them Again!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th March
Toon Have Extra Fixture May 20th
- Newcastle United Wed 27th March
Boro Have Struggled - But Sammy Gains Experience
- Newcastle United Wed 27th March
Santon's Proposed Transfer Takes New Twist
- Newcastle United Wed 27th March
Can Adkins Save Reading From Relegation? 16/1 Says He Won't!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th March
Who Is Paying For West Ham's Stadium - WE ARE!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th March
Toon Fans Owe A Debt To ... Rafael Nadal!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th March
Former Toon Star Defends Ferdinand!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th March
Taylor - 'Halsey Helped Me Tackle The Mackems!'
- Newcastle United Tue 26th March
Jonas - 'Break Will Benefit Newcastle'
- Newcastle United Tue 26th March
Halsey 'Sent To Coventry' By Premier League
- Newcastle United Tue 26th March
Cabaye Must Produce 'Perfect Game' !
- Newcastle United Tue 26th March
Toon's French Foreign Legion To Get History Lesson - About Mackems!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th March
Toon On Verge Of European Record!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th March
Coloccini Is Back On Tyneside!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th March
Old Firm Want England - We Don't Want Them!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th March
Could Newcastle Give Lescott Regular Football?
- Newcastle United Mon 25th March
Relegation Still A Worry To Toon Star!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th March
Harper On His Way - But He Won't Retire
- Newcastle United Mon 25th March
Michael Owen - 'I Lied About Newcastle!'
- Newcastle United Mon 25th March
Krul Could Make Derby Fixture!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th March
Haïdara - He's Back!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th March
Toon Army Ready For City 'Experience'
- Newcastle United Mon 25th March
Money-Grabbing Owen To Become An Agent!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th March
Did Owen REFUSE To Go On St James' Park Pitch?
- Newcastle United Mon 25th March
Not Another Yankee-Doodle Dandy Trip For Toon?
- Newcastle United Mon 25th March
Why Newcastle Fans HATE Michael Owen!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th March
Bellamy 'We Play For Gary Speed Every Game'!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th March
Coloccini Joins San Lorenzo Ultras!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th March
Halsey Wanted FA To Ban McManaman!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th March
Toon Midfielder Happy To Sign For St Mirren
- Newcastle United Sun 24th March
Monaco Bid For Cabaye Is Utter Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th March
Allardyce Exit Rumours Grow!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th March
Former Toon Skipper Wants To Join Premiership 'Elite'
- Newcastle United Sun 24th March
Toon Open To Offers For Williamson
- Newcastle United Sun 24th March
Taylor Will Go Up In The Pecking Order If Ferdinand Strop Continues
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd March
England Romp Home - But Do We Need To Play These Fixtures?
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd March
England Fan Puts British Pensioner In A Coma!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd March
Stoke A Distant Memory For 'Mackem Slayer'!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd March
Relegation? Toon Are Gona Win The League!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd March
Haidara Scan Results!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd March
Book Up For Trip To Stadium Of Light!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd March
Giz Me Ball Back Or I'll Tell Me Ma!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd March
Hammers Find New Home
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd March
Hey - Toon Fans - Given Them Their Ball Back!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd March
Former Toon Defender Targets Bale
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd March
He Wants A Contract Extension - He Hasn't Won A Game!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd March
Ashley - Better The Devil You Know?
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd March
Taylor Could Make His Debut Tonight
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd March
Forgotten Toon Star Sees Light At End Of Tunnel
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd March
Taylor Hits Out At Old Club!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd March
Testimonial For Harper?
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd March
Four Charges Against Ben Arfa!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd March
Haidara: 'Whelan Should Have Been Honest'!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st March
Former Toon Skipper Says 'Tear Up Birth Certificates'
- Newcastle United Thu 21st March
Coloccini WILL Return To Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st March
Robson And Shearer Honoured
- Newcastle United Thu 21st March
Santon Wants To Join Mario Balotelli at Milan!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st March
Spineless FA Muppets Let McManaman Off The Hook!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th March
Llambias Blasts FA!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th March
Owen's Greed For Money Cost Him His Career!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th March
Let's See Wigan Relegated To Where They Belong!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th March
Carver Charged - McManaman Walks Away!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th March
Hughton - 'We Are All Fighting For Something'
- Newcastle United Wed 20th March
Milner Joyous After Victory Over Brazil
- Newcastle United Wed 20th March
Ashley - Better The Devil You Know?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th March
Taylor - The New Steve Howey?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th March
Chubby Brown Of Football Paid In Pies?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th March
Smacked Cos He Looks Like Joey Barton!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th March
Did Capello Get Ryan And Steven Mixed Up?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th March
Form Toon Star Gets Abuse On Twitter
- Newcastle United Wed 20th March
Elliot Available For Ireland Call Up
- Newcastle United Wed 20th March
What Can Footballers Expect When They Use Twitter?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th March
Arrest Made Over McManaman Threat!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th March
Newcastle And Rangers Fans Clash!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th March
Hey Gazza! Get A Job!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th March
Haidara Thanks Toon Fans
- Newcastle United Wed 20th March
Former Toon Star Knows How To Stop Gareth Bale
- Newcastle United Tue 19th March
Ashley Is Only Doing What 'Dastardly & Mutley' Did!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th March
The FA Look To Charge John Carver!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th March
Taylor Gets England Call!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th March
Owen To Retire? Didn't He Retire When He Signed For NUFC?
- Newcastle United Tue 19th March
Halsey To Retire? Good Idea Mark!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th March
O'Neill Pleased Ferguson Left Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th March
Senile Whelan Needs Hospital Treatment!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th March
Taylor Heading To Brazil?
- Newcastle United Tue 19th March
McManaman To Escape Scot-Free
- Newcastle United Tue 19th March
The Ten Worst Tackles EVER!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th March
Life Ban For Player Following Nazi Salute
- Newcastle United Mon 18th March
Mackems Are Up To Their Neck In It!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th March
Toon Kid Picks Up League Cup Winners Medal
- Newcastle United Mon 18th March
Ben Arfa Has A Lot To Live Up To
- Newcastle United Mon 18th March
Wigan 2 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Mon 18th March
Taylor Slams S***house McManaman!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th March
Pardew Lays Into Shocking Referee!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th March
Martinez Is An Absolute Disgace!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th March
Let's Hope Wigan Dross Get Relegated!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th March
Title Done And Dusted - The Fat Lady Sings!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th March
Pardew - Stop Frightening The Kids With That Beard!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th March
Pardew Gunning For Revenge!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th March
NUFC Benfica Trip
- Newcastle United Sun 17th March
Toon Record At Wigan Is Rather Atrocious!
- Newcastle United Sat 16th March
What Wigan Can We Expect On Sunday?
- Newcastle United Sat 16th March
Fulham And Mackem Fixtures Are Changed
- Newcastle United Sat 16th March
Pardew Underestimates Benfica
- Newcastle United Sat 16th March
Toon Seven Points From Safety?
- Newcastle United Sat 16th March
Ranger Arrested ... Once Again!
- Newcastle United Sat 16th March
DW Stadium - Not A Happy Place For Toon Fans
- Newcastle United Sat 16th March
FM Preview: Wigan Athletic v Newcastle United 16 Mar 2013
- Newcastle United Fri 15th March
Toon 1 Anzhi 0
- Newcastle United Fri 15th March
Pardew - 'Yes We Can Win It!'
- Newcastle United Fri 15th March
Pardew As Confused As The Fans
- Newcastle United Fri 15th March
Hiddink Bemoaned His Side's Fortune
- Newcastle United Fri 15th March
Cisse's Killer Instinct
- Newcastle United Fri 15th March
Pardew - 'I Won't Wish A Last Minute Defeat On Anyone'
- Newcastle United Fri 15th March
Where Will We End Up Next?
- Newcastle United Fri 15th March
We Are Heading To The REAL Stadium Of Light!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th March
Ferdinand Recall Blocks Taylor Call Up!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th March
How Good Are Benfica?
- Newcastle United Fri 15th March
Cisse - 'I Always Keep My Concentration'
- Newcastle United Fri 15th March
Pardew - 'Cisse Makes The Most Of His Few Chances'
- Newcastle United Fri 15th March
Taylor - 'Ferdinand Is Well Ahead Of Me!'
- Newcastle United Fri 15th March
Injury Prone Ben Arfa Out For Rest Of The Season?
- Newcastle United Fri 15th March
Former Toon Striker Takes Up Australian Citizenship
- Newcastle United Thu 14th March
Shola Has Late Fitness Test On Ankle
- Newcastle United Thu 14th March
Warm Welcome For The Russians (If They Are Russians)
- Newcastle United Thu 14th March
Freddy Shepherd - How Do We View Him These Days?
- Newcastle United Thu 14th March
Shola: 'Let's Make St James' A Fortress!'
- Newcastle United Thu 14th March
Martins Pays £2.6m To Buy Out Contract!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th March
Gazza Wants To Go On 'I'm A Celebrity Ge Me Out Of Here!'
- Newcastle United Thu 14th March
Who Will Be Next Home-Grown Toon Star?
- Newcastle United Thu 14th March
Pardew Wants A Trophy For His CV
- Newcastle United Thu 14th March
Santon Knows What It's Like To Win A Medal
- Newcastle United Thu 14th March
Does Pardew Really Need Liverpool''s Help?
- Newcastle United Thu 14th March
French Contingent NOT An Issue!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th March
Should We Get Ben Arfa Fit - Then Sell Him To Liverpool?
- Newcastle United Thu 14th March
Massive Blow To Anzhi!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th March
Toon Legend Gives Warning To Rooney!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th March
Shola Edges Past The 'GOALden Boy'
- Newcastle United Wed 13th March
Do We Have World Class Players At St James' Park?
- Newcastle United Wed 13th March
Come On Ashley - Give Simpson What He Deserves!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th March
Samuel Eto'o v Rob Elliot - Round Two!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th March
Come On Toon Fans - Let's Fill The Place!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th March
Gazza - Life With A Fishing Rod, KFC & A 6-Pack!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th March
Liverpool To Raid Newcastle Once Again?
- Newcastle United Wed 13th March
Ben Arfa Needs A Reality Check - Messi Is Best Ever!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th March
Jenas - What It's Like To Score Against The Mackems!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th March
Marilyn Monroe, JFK And Coloccini - The Conspiracy!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th March
Former Toon No 9 Heads To The States
- Newcastle United Tue 12th March
How I Would Love To Put Owen's Lamps Out!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th March
Toon Know 0-0 Is A Precarious Result
- Newcastle United Tue 12th March
After Calling Cisse 'Awful', Pardew Makes A U-Turn!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th March
Are You Watching Nile Ranger!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th March
Toon Three Step Nearer Safety!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th March
Toon Fans Would Rather Have Safety Ahead Of A Trophy!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th March
Toon 2 Stoke 1
- Newcastle United Mon 11th March
Dramatic Victories For Toon And Scousers
- Newcastle United Mon 11th March
Pulis - Cisse Should Have Been Sent Off!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th March
Where Was Michael Owen Hiding At St James' Park?
- Newcastle United Mon 11th March
Is Taylor Good Enough For England? PLEASE VOTE!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th March
Pardew Needs To Get A Grip On Set-Plays!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th March
Pardew - We Are In The Europa League, Let's Win It!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th March
Cambell As Good As Oxlaide-Chamberlain?
- Newcastle United Mon 11th March
Cisse Got The Better Of Stoke 'Bruisers'
- Newcastle United Mon 11th March
Did Football Win Ahead Of Brute Force?
- Newcastle United Mon 11th March
McDermott Sacked - Di Canio Favourite For Job
- Newcastle United Mon 11th March
Cabaye Wants To Lead By Example
- Newcastle United Mon 11th March
Whelan Apologises For Gaff At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th March
Stoke Have Had Enough Of Michael Owen!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th March
Last Chance For Gazza!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th March
Mackems Are Heading For The Drop!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th March
Ben Arfa The New Suarez?
- Newcastle United Sun 10th March
Pardew - It's Out Game Plan Against Stokes
- Newcastle United Sun 10th March
Elliot Not The Kid ITV Claim
- Newcastle United Sun 10th March
Forgotten Toon Striker Heading For Wembley?
- Newcastle United Sun 10th March
Sammy Put Through His Paces In Smog City
- Newcastle United Sun 10th March
Toon Star Would Get 'Homesick' If He Moved Away
- Newcastle United Sun 10th March
Gutierrez's Plan For Europe 'Don't Concede'!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th March
Newcastle 2-1 Stoke- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sun 10th March
21 Football Fans Given Death Sentences!
- Newcastle United Sat 9th March
Plastic Pitch Hasn't Caused Any Injuries
- Newcastle United Sat 9th March
Cabaye - Swansea Defeat Puts Us Under Pressure
- Newcastle United Sat 9th March
Pardew - We've Missed Ben Arfa's Pace
- Newcastle United Sat 9th March
Toon To Stop Stoke's Battering Ram?
- Newcastle United Sat 9th March
Taylor - We Cancelled Each Other Out
- Newcastle United Sat 9th March
Perch Hails The New Fans' Favourite
- Newcastle United Sat 9th March
Are We Still The 'Entertainers' Or Cannon Fodder?
- Newcastle United Sat 9th March
FM Preview: Newcastle United v Stoke City 09 Mar 2013
- Newcastle United Fri 8th March
Ben Arfa Blames Plastic Pitch For His Miss
- Newcastle United Fri 8th March
No Sleep For Toon Goalkeeper
- Newcastle United Fri 8th March
Has Pardew Found Colo's Replacement?
- Newcastle United Fri 8th March
Pressure Rises On Tony Pulis
- Newcastle United Fri 8th March
Cisse Thrills The Toon Army
- Newcastle United Fri 8th March
Have We Seen The Last Of Coloccini? He's Off Home!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th March
Celtic In (Another) Battle To Keep Forster!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th March
Jose Enrique - Not High In The IQ Stakes!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th March
Anzi 0 Toon 0
- Newcastle United Thu 7th March
Ben Arfa Tried A 'Messi' But ...
- Newcastle United Thu 7th March
Taylor Was Surprised Eto'o Knew Him
- Newcastle United Thu 7th March
Too Much Mackem For Geordie Eyes!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th March
Pardew 'We Didn't Have To Fight The Crowd Tonight'
- Newcastle United Thu 7th March
Anzhi Impressed By Toon's 'European Game'
- Newcastle United Thu 7th March
Europa League Action ...
- Newcastle United Thu 7th March
Man Utd Fan Phoned The Police To Arrest Ref!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th March
Former Toon Striker Asks 'What Now For Rooney?'
- Newcastle United Wed 6th March
Hiddink Gives Toon The Highest Respect
- Newcastle United Wed 6th March
Pardew - 'We Need Luck But We Can Win Trophy'
- Newcastle United Wed 6th March
Cisse Out With 'Sickness'
- Newcastle United Wed 6th March
Toon Have Spent Three Days Training On Astroturf
- Newcastle United Wed 6th March
Pardew Goes For Change Of Image With The 'Russian' Look!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th March
Toon Squad That Flew To Moscow
- Newcastle United Wed 6th March
Coloccini And Crouch Could Lock Horns Once Again
- Newcastle United Wed 6th March
West Ham Tell Newcastle - You Can Have Carroll!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th March
Pedro Hails 'Mighty Ashley'
- Newcastle United Wed 6th March
Williamson Is Out In The Cold - In Russia!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th March
Villa Woe A Joy To North-East Duo
- Newcastle United Tue 5th March
Sammy Enjoying Life In The Smog!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th March
Toon Birthday Boy Could See Action In Russia!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th March
Pardew Hopes To Break Hiddink's 100% Record
- Newcastle United Tue 5th March
Toon Too Good To Go Down?
- Newcastle United Tue 5th March
Brazilian Ace Says Toon Have 'No Chance'
- Newcastle United Tue 5th March
Perhaps Tiote Should Read The Rule Book
- Newcastle United Tue 5th March
Ibrox Is Now ''Sports Direct'' - Sunderland Will Follow!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th March
Why Doesn't Pardew Do Something About This!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th March
Mother's Day - Family Day Out In Toon
- Newcastle United Tue 5th March
Nothing Causes More Injuries Than A Plastic Pitch
- Newcastle United Tue 5th March
Anzhi Boast Highest Paid Player In The World!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th March
Don't Expect Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa To Stay Long!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th March
Barton - Justin Bieber 'Smack Head' Comment
- Newcastle United Tue 5th March
A Scouse Look At What To Expect Against Anzhi
- Newcastle United Tue 5th March
Ashley Buys Into Rangers When Scottish League Is At An All Time Low!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th March
Laudrup - 'You Don't Need A Big Squad For Europa League'
- Newcastle United Mon 4th March
Sad Day For Nobby Solano
- Newcastle United Mon 4th March
Taylor - 'We Are Devastated'
- Newcastle United Mon 4th March
Elliot 'Motivated By Defeat'? There's Logic There Somewhere
- Newcastle United Mon 4th March
No Relegation Thoughts At The Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th March
Gutierrez Wants YOU To Vote In This Poll!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th March
Give Me Pardew's Attitude To Lambert's Anytime!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th March
Simpson Gets Visit From The Plod
- Newcastle United Mon 4th March
Pardew - 'We Have To Be Careful With Coloccini'
- Newcastle United Mon 4th March
Toon Back In The Relegation Mix
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd March
Toon Boys Help Boro On Their Way
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd March
Frustrated Pardew Slams 'Sloppy' Defence
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd March
Santon - Newcastle's Achilles Heel!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd March
Toon Offer Cheap Deal For Stoke Fixture
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd March
QPR Victory Rocks All Relegation-Threatened Sides!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd March
Swansea 1 Toon 0
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd March
Toon Gift Laudrup 'The Perfect Week'
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd March
Pardew Sets A Date For Amsterdam
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd March
Bookies Tip Us To Get A Hiding In Moscow!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd March
Toon Give Nile Ranger The Boot! About Time Too!
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd March
Cisse Happy To Score 'Ugly Goals'
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd March
Swans Get Their 'Just Deserts' For Attacking Style!
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd March
What Now For Taylor? He Wants To Face Mackems!
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd March
Hey Mackems ... A Round Of Applause For Ashley Please!
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd March
Sir Les Wants 'Divers' Banned From The Game!
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd March
Shearer - 'Chelsea Have No Class'!
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd March
Confirmed - Krul Out For Five Weeks!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st March
Ashley Was Never Going To Give Up His Windfall!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st March
Nolan Breaks A Toe
- Newcastle United Fri 1st March
The Player YOU Want To Skipper Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st March
Pardew Wants Ben Arfa To Get Out Of His 'Comfort Zone'
- Newcastle United Fri 1st March
FM Preview: Swansea City v Newcastle United 02 Mar 2013
- Newcastle United Fri 1st March