Newcastle United Mad News Archive

FOUR Toon Players Have Surgery!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th May
Dummett Quits!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th May
DeAndre Yedlin Back In States
- Newcastle United Fri 26th May
Colombian Has 10.5m Pricetag
- Newcastle United Fri 26th May
Rafa Wants City Defender
- Newcastle United Fri 26th May
Is Townsend Still A Target?
- Newcastle United Fri 26th May
Murphy Feared Colback Treatment!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th May
Rafa Says Ashley Is On Same Page Now
- Newcastle United Fri 26th May
Former Toon Boss Snubs Wigan!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th May
No Tears If Anita Leaves The Roost!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th May
Rafa Battles Ashley's Plans To 'Buy Late'
- Newcastle United Fri 26th May
Praise For Gazza At 50
- Newcastle United Fri 26th May
Tammy Abraham For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Fri 26th May
King Kev To Manage Mackems?
- Newcastle United Fri 26th May
Who Will Replace Former Toon Boss?
- Newcastle United Fri 26th May
Will Elliot Be No 1?
- Newcastle United Fri 26th May
Newcastle sign Christian Atsu on a permanent basis
- Newcastle United Wed 24th May
What Now For These Two?
- Newcastle United Sun 21st May
Hayden Swipe At Poor Mackems
- Newcastle United Sun 21st May
Good And Bad Of Rafa's Signings?
- Newcastle United Sun 21st May
Two Players Heading To Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Sun 21st May
Rafa's First Summer Signing
- Newcastle United Sun 21st May
One Of NUFC'S Strangest Signings!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st May
Rafa Wants A New Striker!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st May
Gascoigne Returns To SJP
- Newcastle United Sun 21st May
'I Was Not Good Enough For Spurs'
- Newcastle United Sun 21st May
Hearts Fans Want Cathro To Leave
- Newcastle United Sun 21st May
Toon Player Got 1/10 In Ratings
- Newcastle United Sun 21st May
Former Toon Manager A 'F***ing Idiot'!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st May
Former Newcastle coach charged over historic sex abuse allegations
- Newcastle United Fri 19th May
£95million Prize!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th May
Fulham A Step Nearer Joining The Toon
- Newcastle United Sun 14th May
Rafa After 33 Year Old? No Chance!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th May
Come On ... Shearer Was Only Telling The Truth!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th May
Rafa Says Fans Made The Difference
- Newcastle United Sun 14th May
Rafa Ready To Swing The Axe
- Newcastle United Sun 14th May
To Be A Great Side You Must Play 2 Games A Week!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th May
7 To 10 New Players!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th May
Who Will Leave?
- Newcastle United Sun 14th May
Brady Says Toon Fans Are 'Lucky'
- Newcastle United Sun 14th May
Brighton Keeper To Leave After Gaff?
- Newcastle United Sun 14th May
Achraf Lazaar Wants More Matches
- Newcastle United Sun 14th May
'I'd Do It All Again'
- Newcastle United Sun 14th May
Rafael Benitez promised every last penny to help Newcastle in Premier League
- Newcastle United Wed 10th May
Rafa Linked With Inter Job!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th May
That Plane Over Stadium Of Sh***
- Newcastle United Wed 10th May
Toon Star Says 'More Special Than WBA'
- Newcastle United Wed 10th May
'My Best Season Ever!'
- Newcastle United Wed 10th May
Striker Says Toon Have 'Bright Future'
- Newcastle United Wed 10th May
What Now For Armstrong?
- Newcastle United Wed 10th May
Helicopter Brings In Big Guns
- Newcastle United Wed 10th May
Ayoze Perez 'We Got Lucky'
- Newcastle United Wed 10th May
Newcastle United Battle Schalke For ...
- Newcastle United Wed 10th May
Ruud Gullit Gets New Job
- Newcastle United Wed 10th May
Ashley v Rafa And The Geordie Nation!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th May
Vurnon Anita hoping to extend stay at Newcastle after promotion
- Newcastle United Mon 8th May
Shortest Meeting In History?
- Newcastle United Mon 8th May
Fat Boy Worth £2.16bn
- Newcastle United Mon 8th May
Barnsley Boss Disappointed
- Newcastle United Mon 8th May
Hughton - A Proud Man (As Always)
- Newcastle United Mon 8th May
Fraser Wins Battle Of Ex-Toon Stars!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th May
Meanwhile ... Back At Villa Park ...
- Newcastle United Mon 8th May
Champions!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th May
All Decided - What A Day!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th May
Benitez ready to discuss future with Ashley after Newcastle claim title
- Newcastle United Sun 7th May
Newcastle 3-0 Barnsley- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sun 7th May
Nobby Solano Tells Villa To Show Pride
- Newcastle United Fri 5th May
Gayle Wants Game
- Newcastle United Fri 5th May
Toon Legend In Car Crash
- Newcastle United Fri 5th May
Plane Over Stadium Of Sh***
- Newcastle United Fri 5th May
Which Toon Goalkeepers To Leave?
- Newcastle United Fri 5th May
Rafa Charged!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th May
Burnley Keeper Heading To Toon?
- Newcastle United Fri 5th May
Newcastle boss Rafael Benitez handed misconduct charge over referee comments
- Newcastle United Thu 4th May