Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Simpson For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Tue 30th June
Taylor Heading To Bolton?
- Newcastle United Tue 30th June
Season Ticket Sales At 20 Year Low!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th June
Toon Player Insists Ashley Must Splash The Cash!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th June
Good Or Bad News For Krul And Janmaat?
- Newcastle United Tue 30th June
Taffs After Sammy Clown Feet
- Newcastle United Tue 30th June
Cabella Looks For Easy Life In France!
- Newcastle United Thu 25th June
Send In The Clowns? Wally Names His Man!
- Newcastle United Thu 25th June
Santon Has No Interest In England Return!
- Newcastle United Thu 25th June
'We Will Set The Competition On Fire!' Oh Yeah?
- Newcastle United Thu 25th June
Toon Target Warned Off Newcastle
- Newcastle United Wed 24th June
Statue For Wally?
- Newcastle United Wed 24th June
Cisse Offer Rejected
- Newcastle United Wed 24th June
Thank God We Didn't Get This Man!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd June
Cole Rumour Is Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd June
Southampton Hand Austin To Toon
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd June
Nobody Wants To Work With Brolly Man!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd June
Cisse Set To Be First Toon Star To Go!
- Newcastle United Sat 20th June
Sissoko Made Noises Last January He Wanted Out!
- Newcastle United Sat 20th June
New Ground For Toon Fans, But ...
- Newcastle United Sat 20th June
Zenden Snubs Toon Offer A Second Time!
- Newcastle United Sat 20th June
Former Toon Coach Sees His Son Sacked!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th June
McClaren Looks To Mackems
- Newcastle United Wed 17th June
Villa Sign McClaren Target
- Newcastle United Wed 17th June
Rangers Won't Pay Back Ashley Loan!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th June
Streete Makes Best Of Bad Deal
- Newcastle United Wed 17th June
At The End Of The Day - What Does It Matter?
- Newcastle United Wed 17th June
Who Will Pay £10m For Cisse?
- Newcastle United Wed 17th June
Pardew Hits Back At Ashley Transfers!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th June
Cabaye Won't Return To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th June
Wally Set To Face The Old Enemy
- Newcastle United Wed 17th June
Wally Couldn't Have Hoped For Easier Start!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th June
Wally Admits 'The Job Is Tough'
- Newcastle United Mon 15th June
No Stampede For Season Tickets
- Newcastle United Mon 15th June
Wally's First Signing?
- Newcastle United Mon 15th June
Moncur 'Excited' About McClaren
- Newcastle United Mon 15th June
England March On
- Newcastle United Mon 15th June
Wally Wants Super No 9
- Newcastle United Fri 12th June
Cabaye Wants Return
- Newcastle United Fri 12th June
2-Bit General & Tin-Pot Dictator!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th June
Ashley To Spend?
- Newcastle United Fri 12th June
Wally Sets Up His Backing Staff
- Newcastle United Fri 12th June
McClaren - Lies And MORE Lies!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th June
Pass The Sick Bucket!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th June
'Wally' Gets £200,000 A Year For Being On The Board!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th June
Would You Welcome Standing At SJP?
- Newcastle United Wed 10th June
York Boss 'We Got Toon To Come Here!'
- Newcastle United Wed 10th June
Ashley I Want My Money Back!'
- Newcastle United Wed 10th June
Lee Clark Newcastle No 2?
- Newcastle United Wed 10th June
McClaren's Horror Record!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th June
Ashley Leaves The Board!
- Newcastle United Wed 10th June
Carver Kicked Out!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th June
Former Toon Fat Boy Running For Mayor!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th June
Player Of The Season? NOBODY!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th June
Newcastle Lose Out On ...
- Newcastle United Mon 8th June
Ashley Will Have To Pay £15m For Austin!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th June
Russia And Qatar To Be Stripped Of Hosting World Cup?
- Newcastle United Mon 8th June
Are Friendlies A Waste Of Money?
- Newcastle United Mon 8th June
Those Heady Days Of Barca And Juve
- Newcastle United Sun 7th June
Quinn Hits Out At McClaren Appointment!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th June
We Wanted A Diamond - We Get A Wally!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th June
Big Names To Leave Newcastle
- Newcastle United Sun 7th June
Shearer Laughs At McClaren
- Newcastle United Sun 7th June
Pardew Wants His Old Toon Stars!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th June
Shearer Statue Is In China
- Newcastle United Sat 6th June
Ashley Wants His Money Back!
- Newcastle United Sat 6th June
Toon Name Fixtures
- Newcastle United Fri 5th June
Mackems Get Their Man!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th June
Milner Moves On
- Newcastle United Fri 5th June
WIN a Newcastle United shirt signed by Gutierrez Anita Coloccini and Co
- Newcastle United Fri 5th June
McClaren To Be Named Toon Boss!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th June
FIFA Took Bribes - As If We Didn't Know!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th June
Mackem Denies Sex Charges
- Newcastle United Thu 4th June
Toon Go Yanky Doodle Dandy!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd June
Neither Clarky Nor Wally Will Bring Success To Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd June
Ashley To Cash In On Perez?
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd June
McClaren IS NOT The Answer!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd June
Vieira says 'No' To Ashley Because Of Transfer Policy!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd June
Ings To Snub Newcastle Offer?
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd June
Former Toon Star Heading To Liverpool!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd June
So That's Why He Left - Blatter Under Investigation!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd June
Vuckic Thanks Supporters
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd June
Appointing McClaren Would Not Please Anybody!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd June
Fenerbahçe Set To Take Viera To Turkey!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd June
Pardew Wants Cabaye At Palace!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd June
Owen - The Biggest Waste Of Money In Toon History!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd June
Are Cabella and Riviere Premier League Quality?
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd June
Taylor Hits Out At Shocking Tratment!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd June
Sissoko Wants Chelsea Move!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd June
Campbell Must Have Had SOME Idea!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st June
Board Members Decide Which Players Stay Or Go!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st June
St James' Park A Massive Rugby Success!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st June
Advocaat Turned Down Toon To Join Mackems!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st June
Barton To Sign For Leeds
- Newcastle United Mon 1st June
Saints For Europe
- Newcastle United Mon 1st June
Manager's Son In Orgy Video!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st June