Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Toon Drop To Second Bottom!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th November
Palace 5 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Mon 30th November
Sky Sports Claims McClaren Is Staying
- Newcastle United Mon 30th November
Is It True That Only 7 From 30 Players Turned Up?
- Newcastle United Mon 30th November
Pardew Laughing His Socks Off At Struggling McClaren!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th November
It's Time To Get McClaren Out!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th November
Allardyce Pointed Out Why McClaren Is CLUELESS!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th November
Sorry Quinny - Blame The Manager!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th November
McClaren To Risk It All On 18-Year Old?
- Newcastle United Wed 25th November
The Toon Kid Who Blew His Chance!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th November
Toon Target Ring Rusty
- Newcastle United Wed 25th November
Pardew Gives Warning To Toon
- Newcastle United Wed 25th November
Pardew Set To Get McClaren Sacked!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th November
Former Toon Star To Make Full Recovery
- Newcastle United Wed 25th November
Remember When The Toon Had Players In This List?
- Newcastle United Wed 25th November
Gouffran Deal Would Defy Belief!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th November
Thauvin Couldn't Be Bothered!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd November
McClaren Should Never Have Been Made Toon Coach!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd November
Bournemouth Result Papered Over The Cracks!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd November
Toon Fans Applauded Vardy!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd November
Former Toon Boss In Hospital
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd November
Did Newcastle Get His Position Wrong?
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd November
Vardy Equals Record At St James' Park
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd November
Toon 0 Foxes 3
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd November
Have Newcastle Turned The Corner?
- Newcastle United Sat 21st November
Which Toon Player Is 'Blooming'?
- Newcastle United Sat 21st November
Inter Milan Want Former Toon Hero!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st November
Newcastle 0-3 Leicester- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 21st November
Perez Heading Out Of St James' Park?
- Newcastle United Sat 21st November
Toon Hero Ready For Leicester
- Newcastle United Sat 21st November
Obertan Injury Setback!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st November
Barton Hails Houton Factor
- Newcastle United Sat 21st November
Janmaat Tempting Fate?
- Newcastle United Thu 19th November
Forget Carroll Mackem Link!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th November
Former Toon Striker To Become Coach At Barcelona?
- Newcastle United Thu 19th November
What Does McClaren See That We Don't?
- Newcastle United Thu 19th November
Bernard Blames Pardew For Ben Arfa Demise
- Newcastle United Thu 19th November
Is He That Good Or Playing Against Amateurs?
- Newcastle United Thu 19th November
Why Does Ashley 'Doctor' The Figures?
- Newcastle United Thu 19th November
Big Day With The Toon Big Boys
- Newcastle United Thu 19th November
All Eyes On Vardy!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th November
Wolves Extend Loan Deal
- Newcastle United Tue 17th November
Milner Looks To Klipperty For Klopp
- Newcastle United Tue 17th November
Former Toon Flop Given Big Cance As Manager!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th November
Gouffran Heading To ...
- Newcastle United Tue 17th November
Bigi Can Never Say He Wasn't Given A Chance!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th November
Did Moyes Turn Down An Ashley Offer?
- Newcastle United Tue 17th November
What And Insult!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th November
No Matter What They Say - He Wasn't Good Enough!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th November
Guess Who Killed Off The Foxes ...
- Newcastle United Mon 16th November
Cisse 'I Want To Keep My Smile'
- Newcastle United Mon 16th November
Perez And Mitrovic Telepathic Relationship?
- Newcastle United Mon 16th November
The Reason Why Keegan Left!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th November
Shearer Almost Caught Up In Paris Tragedy
- Newcastle United Mon 16th November
Magpies v Foxes - the History
- Newcastle United Mon 16th November
Barton Wants Newcastle Repeat
- Newcastle United Sun 15th November
England Game Goes Ahead!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th November
Gouffran Says No To Charlton
- Newcastle United Sun 15th November
Toney Doesn't Deliver!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th November
Colback And Taylor Injury News
- Newcastle United Sun 15th November
Elliot Ruled Out!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th November
Ashley Comes Out With All Guns Blazing!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th November
NUFC - Always A Selling Club But Where Are We Now?
- Newcastle United Wed 11th November
Time To Move For Moyes Or Pearson?
- Newcastle United Wed 11th November
McClaren Asks For Help!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th November
Ashley's Chance To Get Moyes!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th November
Barnsley Sign Toon Striker
- Newcastle United Tue 10th November
Is McClaren Papering Over Cracks?
- Newcastle United Tue 10th November
McClaren Says His Hero Deserves His Chance
- Newcastle United Tue 10th November
McClaren Hails His Hero
- Newcastle United Sun 8th November
McClaren To Block Elliot Playing For Ireland?
- Newcastle United Sun 8th November
Howe Felt He Was Robbed Of Penalty
- Newcastle United Sun 8th November
Bournemouth 0 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Sun 8th November
Ben Arfa Recall - Toon French Flops Sit Out!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th November
Born Again ... Or Just Found His True Level?
- Newcastle United Fri 6th November
Toon To Win Away For First Time Since January?
- Newcastle United Fri 6th November
Gosling Was Rubbish For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th November
Rangers Try And Get Rid Of Ashley
- Newcastle United Fri 6th November
Nicholas - Toon Are Doomed!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th November
Howe Wants Fans Happy!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th November
Why Turn Down Toon For Villa?
- Newcastle United Fri 6th November
Elliot To Return?
- Newcastle United Fri 6th November
Wolves Want Toon Striker
- Newcastle United Fri 6th November
Toon Have The New Aguero On Their Books
- Newcastle United Thu 5th November
Former Toon Star Suffers Kidney Failure
- Newcastle United Thu 5th November
Woodman Ready To Go Cherry Picking?
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd November
FA Charge I Don't Understand
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd November
Is Lascelles Good Enough?
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd November
McClaren Currently Worst Manger In England!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd November
Colback Missing For Six Weeks
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd November
Is Armstrong Ready?
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd November
Elliot To Play In Biggest Game Of His Life?
- Newcastle United Sun 1st November
Hatem Ben Arfa To Face England!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st November
Toon 0 Potters 0
- Newcastle United Sun 1st November
Has Williamson Found His True Level?
- Newcastle United Sun 1st November
Elliot Injured?
- Newcastle United Sun 1st November
Hughes Has No Problem With Mitrovic
- Newcastle United Sun 1st November
McClaren Hails Stoke Hero!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st November
One Hero At St James' Park ...
- Newcastle United Sun 1st November