The funny thing about our latest "crisis" is that, even in times of despair, we ALWAYS make the headlines ahead of the Mackems!

We are hardly in a good position, second from bottom in the league, but if you watch the news each night, do you EVER hear the Mackems making the top story?

A city ... and club ... of mediocrity.

But one Mackem who has no axe to grind is Sunderland chairman Niall Quinn.

Niall Quinn: "It would be wrong of me to talk about the situation at Newcastle in any other way than to say that I want all the clubs in the North-East to prosper and I want the area to be a hotbed of football where trophies are won, preferably with us winning the honours.