Rumours that Cort did not manage to get any shots on target during the scuffle are probably true.
The paper reported Cort’s solicitor as making the following statement: "Carl went home with a female friend and found his wife in his flat, without permission.
"She attacked him and his friend and while he was defending himself his wife unfortunately suffered broken fingers.
"He drove her to hospital and stayed with her while she was treated.
"The interim order stops her intimidating, harassing or pestering him, or coming within 50 metres of his flat."
Well at least we know he’s still alive.
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