I had to laugh this morning reading reports that ...

"Newcastle owner Mike Ashley's hopes of selling the club suffered a fresh blow today when new figures confirmed that his troubled Tyneside club is haemorrhaging supporters faster than any other club in the Premier League." 
 
According to statistics, Newcastle's average attendance this season has dipped to 46,489 in the seven home games at St James' Park, compared to last term's 51,321, which is bound to be viewed with some concern by prospective buyers of the club.