Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Blatter And Ashley - The Cancer In Football!
- Newcastle United Sat 30th May
McClaren Ready To Say 'Yes' ... To Mackems!
- Newcastle United Sat 30th May
Vieira Linked With Newcastle Job!
- Newcastle United Sat 30th May
Don't Believe A WORD Ashley Says!
- Newcastle United Sat 30th May
Who Decided Sammy 'Clown Feet' Was Good Enough?
- Newcastle United Sat 30th May
The Most Corupt Man In Football!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th May
Rangers Fans Boycott Ashley's Shops!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th May
Pardew Wants Toon Coach!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th May
Tottenham Scupper Toon Hopes!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th May
Advocaat Turns Down Mackem Offer!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th May
West Ham And Newcastle After Same Manager?
- Newcastle United Thu 28th May
Appointing Carver Would Be 'Madness'!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th May
Is This A Wind Up?
- Newcastle United Thu 28th May
Smogs Blow It!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th May
Oh No - Wally A Step Closer Toon Job!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th May
Can Anyone Defend Carver?
- Newcastle United Tue 26th May
Ashley Tries To Stop The Mass Exodus!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th May
Shearer's Foot Nearly Went Through The Telly!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th May
Lord Sugar Says We Are 'Stuck With Ashley'!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th May
Jimmy Floyd For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Tue 26th May
Revealed- Jonas Gutierrez announces the winner of his signed shirt competition
- Newcastle United Tue 26th May
Toon 2 Hammers 0
- Newcastle United Mon 25th May
Toon Finish Higher Than The 'Unwashed'
- Newcastle United Mon 25th May
Carver Kisses Ashley's Arse (Again)!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th May
The Picture That Says A Thousand Words!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th May
Shearer Defends Allardyce ... Be WARNED!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th May
Don't Believe A WORD This Man Says!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th May
If Carver Is Named Boss - I Won't Be Going Back!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th May
Keegan Says 'Make Laudrup Next Manager'!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th May
Shearer Hits Out At Ashley 'Hot Air'!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th May
Are Mackems And Hammers A Step Ahead Of Ashley?
- Newcastle United Mon 25th May
Ashley's Promises Are Worth 'Jack Shit'!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th May
Full Marks To Club Policy At SJP Yesterday
- Newcastle United Mon 25th May
Newcastle 2-0 West Ham- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sun 24th May
Ashley Snubs Toon Make-Or-Break Fixture!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd May
Williamson Won't Forget YOU Carver!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd May
Keegan Says Gerrard Will Be Boss!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd May
Support Newcastle United And Win Jonas Gutierrez Signed Shirt
- Newcastle United Thu 21st May
Toon Defender 'It's In Our Own Hands'
- Newcastle United Thu 21st May
Toon A Step Nearer £500,000!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st May
NUFC Director Takes Up New Post
- Newcastle United Thu 21st May
Former Toon Defender Set For Jail!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st May
He's Only A Poor Little Hammer ...
- Newcastle United Thu 21st May
The Last Time Hammers Came Knocking ...
- Newcastle United Thu 21st May
Why Carver Told Players To 'Clear Off'
- Newcastle United Thu 21st May
'I Have Had Enough'!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st May
At Last ... Good News For Gazza!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st May
Mackems Safe ... It's Toon Or Hull!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st May
Our Future In The Hands Of A MUPPET!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st May
McClaren Set For The Sack! A New Twist!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st May
New Strip. What Do You Think?
- Newcastle United Tue 19th May
Sissoko 'Last Three Months Have Been Complicated'
- Newcastle United Tue 19th May
Will it Be Klipperty Klop This Summer?
- Newcastle United Tue 19th May
Is Remy Good Enough For Chelsea?
- Newcastle United Tue 19th May
Jonas Set For 'Goodbye' To Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th May
Toons Set To March Against Ashley On Sunday!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th May
Big Sam Out To Help Relegate Ashley!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th May
Toon Players Face The Music
- Newcastle United Mon 18th May
Former Toon Stiker Saves The Chilly Jockos
- Newcastle United Mon 18th May
No 'Vindication' For Pardew
- Newcastle United Mon 18th May
Garde Set To Rule Out Newcastle Job!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th May
There Will Be ONE MORE Twist On Sunday!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th May
Bookies Tip Who Will Go Down ...
- Newcastle United Mon 18th May
Carver Imposes Media Blackout!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th May
We Are Dealing With A Man Who Couldn't Care Less!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th May
QPR 2 Toon 1
- Newcastle United Sun 17th May
The WORST Newcastle Team Since 1892?
- Newcastle United Sun 17th May
Ramsey 'Carver Is A Good Man'
- Newcastle United Sun 17th May
Carver Wants Fans To Help!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th May
Ben Arfa Finds A New Club
- Newcastle United Sun 17th May
Shearer Makes Jibe At Carver!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th May
Bruce Hasn't Beaten Man Utd In 17 Years, But ...
- Newcastle United Sun 17th May
Toon Fans Involved In Kings Cross 'Incident'
- Newcastle United Sun 17th May
Cisse Picked Up By Police!
- Newcastle United Sat 16th May
Barton Ready For Toon Fight
- Newcastle United Sat 16th May
Carver Looks Back At 'Worst Performance'
- Newcastle United Sat 16th May
Smogs Head To Wembley
- Newcastle United Sat 16th May
Bruce Fears He Could Be Joining Carver On The Scrap Heap!
- Newcastle United Sat 16th May
QPR v Toon - Team News
- Newcastle United Sat 16th May
Marveaux Not Good Enough!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th May
Toon Too Embarrassed To Have A Party!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th May
Truth Hurts For Worst Manager In NUFC History!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th May
Vuckic Happy To Face Alloa Rather Than Chelsea!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th May
Marveaux - Another Crap Ashley Signing!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th May
Sorry Anita ... NO We Won't Forget!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th May
Get Your Toon Tickets Off The GOALden Boy!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th May
Former Toon Coach Gets Chesterfield Manager's Job!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th May
QPR v Toon ... Carbon Copy Of 2013!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th May
Toon v Rangers - Memory Lane
- Newcastle United Wed 13th May
Ashley Wants His Money Back NOW!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th May
Info For Toon Travellers Heading To London
- Newcastle United Wed 13th May
If Toon Don't Beat QPR They Deserve To Go Down!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th May
Defoe Says Mackems Carry The Luck
- Newcastle United Mon 11th May
Pulis Wants Ashley To Make Carver Boss!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th May
Carver Pleased SJP Was 'Back To Normal'
- Newcastle United Mon 11th May
Who Is To Blame For This Mess?
- Newcastle United Mon 11th May
Tories Gift Ashley £100million!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th May
Moyes Will Join Newcastle IF They Stay Up!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th May
Toon 1 WBA 1
- Newcastle United Sun 10th May
Burnley Down ... But They Aid Newcastle's Cause!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th May
Pulis Would Have Been Perfect For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th May
1 Point From 27 For 'Best Coach In Premier League'!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th May
Than God Hull City Are Worse Than Us!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th May
Smogs A Step Nearer To Wembley - Watched By Mourinho
- Newcastle United Sat 9th May
Bizarre Boost For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sat 9th May
Clarky A Step Nearer Toon Job - Or A Step Away?
- Newcastle United Sat 9th May
Newcastle 1-1 West Brom- Match Report
- Newcastle United Sat 9th May
Shepherd Puts All Blame On Pardew!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th May
Would YOU 'Play' For This Idiot?
- Newcastle United Fri 8th May
How Can Carver Say 'My Job Is Safe'?
- Newcastle United Fri 8th May
I Bet Williamson Can't Wait To See Carver Get The Boot!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th May
Shall We Hold Back Protest?
- Newcastle United Fri 8th May
Former Toon Boss Available?
- Newcastle United Fri 8th May
Why Shepherd Is 100% WRONG About Carver!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th May
Cisse Ready For Albion?
- Newcastle United Fri 8th May
Shearer Blasts Newcastle United!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th May
WTF Is Howey Talking About?
- Newcastle United Thu 7th May
Sissoko Thunderbolt!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th May
Mags v Throstles Down Memory Lane
- Newcastle United Thu 7th May
Why 'The Wally' Turned Down Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th May
Carver's Relationship With The Players ...
- Newcastle United Thu 7th May
Did Carver Offer To Go?
- Newcastle United Thu 7th May
Police After Ashley!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th May
Mick Quinn Laces Into Coloccini!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th May
Has Coloccini Been 'Encouraged' By Ashley?
- Newcastle United Wed 6th May
Janmaat Almost Made the Cut!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th May
Carver Stays Because McClaren Snubbed Offer!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th May
Advocaat Pleased Mags Are Within Reach
- Newcastle United Tue 5th May
Ashley Fails To Replace Carver!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th May
Ashley's £80m Gamble!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th May
Ah Well ... At Least We Beat The Champions
- Newcastle United Mon 4th May
Our Thoughts Go Out To Jimmy
- Newcastle United Mon 4th May
What Now For Williamson?
- Newcastle United Mon 4th May
Carver Sacked! Oh No He Isn't!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th May
Shearer Did NOT Back Williamson!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th May
Worst Day Possible For Carver And Toon!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd May
Owen 'It's Between Newcastle Or Sunderland'!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd May
Foxes 3 Magpies 0
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd May
52,000 Ready To Meet Carver?
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd May
Carver Accuses Williamson ... And I Think He Was Right!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd May
Derby Fans Will Be Pleased To See McClaren Go!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd May
Ashley Ready To Act On Carver!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd May
Toon Cannot Bring In Lascelles!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd May
Pearson Defends Carver
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd May
Will Toon Fans Follow Blackpool Example?
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd May
Former Toon Boss Ready To Walk!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st May
Carver-McClaren 'Bonding' A Big Worry!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st May
A Return To Leicester
- Newcastle United Fri 1st May
Toon Team News
- Newcastle United Fri 1st May
Carver's First Visit To Leicester As Toon Boss
- Newcastle United Fri 1st May
Foxes v Magpies - Down Memory Lane
- Newcastle United Fri 1st May
Pearson And The Ostrich!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st May