You Have To Laugh ...

Last updated : 21 July 2015 By Footy Mad - Editor

... Sepp Blatter as the president of world football's governing body prepared to give details of the February 26 presidential election at a press conference.

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Blatter, who announced at the start of June that he would be standing down as president of FIFA, was about to address the world's media in Zurich when Simon Brodkin interrupted proceedings before being hauled away by security staff.

Blatter left the stage and an official from the world governing body revealed that the press conference would be delayed.

Brodkin, better known by his alter-ego Lee Nelson, has a history of performing pranks and interrupted Kanye West's Glastonbury set last month.

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Brodkin also attempted to warm up with Manchester City players ahead of their Barclays Premier League match against Everton at Goodison Park in March 2013.

On Monday Brodkin was heard to say "Sepp, this is for North Korea in 2026" before throwing a wad of banknotes into the air as security guards ushered him away from the stage.

The press conference was delayed as organisers cleaned up the notes and Blatter returned to the stage approximately 10 minutes later.

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NEWCASTLE UNITED

Fri 10th July (8pm BST)

Gateshead FC 0 Newcastle Utd 1 (Cisse pen)

(First half): Darlow, Janmaat, Haidara, Lascelles, Williamson, Anita, Colback, Gouffran, Cisse, Sissoko, De Jong. (Second half): Woodman, Bigirimana, Satka, Good, Ferguson, Tiote, Obertan, Aarons, Perez, Armstrong, Riviere.

Tue 14th July (8pm CT)

Club Atlas (MEX) 2 Newcastle Utd 1 (Sissoko)

Krul (Darlow 46); Janmaat (Bigirimana 72), Williamson, Lascelles, Haidara (Ferguson 72); Anita, Colback; Sissoko (Obertan 72), de Jong (Perez 72), Gouffran (Aarons 72); Cisse (Armstrong 72).

Sat 18th July (8pm UTC)

Sacramento Republic FC (USA) 0 Newcastle Utd 1 (og)

Krul (Woodman 46), Janmaat, Williamson, Lascelles (Taylor 46), Haïdara, Anita, Colback, Sissoko, Obertan (Aarons 69), de Jong (Perez 69), Cissé (Wijnaldum 69).

Tue 21st July (7.30pm UTC)

Portland Timbers (USA) at Providence Park, Portland (USA)

Sun 26th July (1pm BST)

Sheffield United at Bramall Lane

Wed 29th July (7.45pm BST)

York City at Bootham Crescent

Sat 1st August (3pm BST)

Borussia Mönchengladbach (GER) at St. James’ Park