Wise Has The Job To Pick The Manager!

"One week after Kevin Keegan walked out on the St James' Park club for a second time, Ashley has told director of football Wise to bring in a top man by the end of the week in a bid to prevent Magpies fans demonstrating at this weekend's home match with Hull City.

 
"But furious Newcastle fans would rather it was Ashley and Wise who were being replaced."

Ashley certainly told the sponsors a few "porkies" THAT day!