Toon Too Cold For Gudjohnsen?

Last updated : 13 June 2008 By Footy Mad - Editor
Eearlier reports claimed Gudjohnsen prefered West Ham United because he wanted to move to London, and one website claimed the striker would not move to Newcastle "because it is too far north".

Hang on a minute ... he comes from ICELAND, for God's sake! And we hear from good authority that Iceland is a little bit closer the North Pole than Newcastle.

But can anyone remember Andreas Andersson, the striker who came from Scandinavia yet went onto the field wearing more clothes than Paddington Bear! (*Not that Paddington Bear ever played for us)

Either they don't make Scandi players like they used to, or Newcastle has drifted further north.

The Daily Mirror claims that Pompey have stepped-up their move for the former Chelsea star as a deal for Liverpool's Peter Crouch looks unlikely.

Redknapp: "Eidur is a good player, a proper player and it does look like he will be leaving Barcelona.

"He is someone I know, and is friends with my son Jamie."

Says it all then.

Is there anyone at Newcastle friends with Ronaldo, Deco or Henry (pictured)? Stand up now.